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  • Presidential Fitness Test

    WHISTLE*  Gather up Gentlemen!  My name is Coach Da Parish and I will be your F3 Physical Education Instructor this morning.   I expect everyone to work hard enough to exceed their own expectations while maintaining your own physical health.   Feel free to modify on your own.  WHISTLE*  Mosey with me!

    W/U

    • SSH X 25
    • AV X 25
    • HB x 25
    • SG X 10 (Each arm)
    • MC X 25

    Mosey to the Foundry – Our great President, Ronald Regan, along with the Predetor himself, Arnold Schwartzenegger, care enough about you to demand physical excellence.  Now, why is this test important?  America needs warriors to fight the evil of communism.  Today that battle begins with basic exercises; the Shuttle Run, the Little Baby Crunch, the Pull Up, and the Merkin followed by the Mile Run.  You will have 1 minute to complete as many reps as possible.

    The Thang

    • 1 min AMRAP
      • Shuttle Run
      • LBCs
      • Pull Ups
      • Merkins
    • Baton Death March around the parade ground track

    Now that our physical test has been completed, please form a line in order of completed pull ups.   Ever other man shall be your team mate for a game of Ultimate Frisbee.  Each time a team turns over the disc, they shall be penalized with 2 burpees.   Should you allow the other team to score, you shall be penalized with 5 Eight count body builders.  (The final score of the game would be 9-1; shirts defeating the skins).

    WHISTLE* Mosey back to the flag for Counterama, Namearama, Annoucements, and COT.  Welcome Earmuffs (FNG) and Tiny Dancer (F3 Nashville).

    Gentlemen, it’s been an honor to lead you!

    Coach Da Parish

     

    Mole Skin – Here’s the benchmarks for the Presidential Fitness Award.

    http://www.vcs.net/uploaded/athletics/Presidential_Testing_Standards.html?1442249271749

  • 610 Coastie

    YHC has been having frequent knee pain since the Gnarly Nutria victory, self diagnosed Patellofemoral Syndrome.  Most doctors call for RICE (rest, ice, compress, elevate); YHC is trying MICE (movement, ice, compress, elevate).   Rather than pounding the pavement, it was time to get back in the saddle.   Through the technological miracle of GroupMe, YHC put out a call for cyclist to join him at the 610 stomp for a bike ride.

     

    Heisenberg would lead out the runners while YHC would lead the ride.  Only one PAX would answer the call and that was enough.  Amnesia showed up on none other than an BCBS NOLA Blue Bike.   YHC was mounted on his Trianthlon Bike and thought for sure that Amensia would be left in the dust.   Little did YHC know that this PAX could ride!

    The Ride – 11.25mi, 39:15, Avg Speed 17.2 mph.

  • Are You Ready for Some Football!!?

    YHC had this Q dropped in his lap Friday afternoon after realizing at WPM that Cowbell was scheduled to Q both WPM and the Mothership yet he was out of town.  With that being said I took the little time I had to try to come up with a good beatdown.  Pressure is on when it is your first time  Q’ing the Daddy of all AO’s, “The Mothership”.  Having  Q’d the Iron Pax Challenge last week I missed out on Da Parish’s Coach themed  beatdown last Saturday, and had heard how fun it was.  I wanted to continue that theme “Medulla style” as this is opening weekend for NFL football.  A crew of 14 PAX gathered at he flag  this morning, a little bit lite, by Mothership standards, but we do have 12 guys at the Blue Ridge Relay, and others out of town.  The disclaimer was given and off the PAX went for a lap around the great lawn.

    Warm up – No COP, this is Football Practice warm up, line up on “goal line”.

    20 SSH IC

    25 yard Karaoke, out and back

    25 yard Heel Slides, out and back

    25 yard High Knees, out and back

    Thang 1 – LAZY DORA’S 1,2,3, – Found this one on the website last night -Although I don’t think anything we do at F3 could be considered lazy.  So I choose to call these Medulla 1,2,3 – its Dora with out the running.  Partner up!!

    In honor of our LSU Fighting Tigers who take on Southeast LA  tonight the exercises were as follows.

    L    –  300  LBC’s –  PAX 1 does 30 LBC’s while PAX 2 does 6″ leg lift.  Flapjack every 30 reps till 300 total

    S     – 200  Shoulder Press in the Air – PAX 1 does 20 Shoulder Press while PAX 2 does AMRAP Merkins.  Flapjack every 20 reps to 200 total

    U    – 100 Up/Downs  PAX 1 does 10 Up/Downs while PAX 2 does Al Gores.  Flapjack every 10 reps to 100 total.

    Willie gave us a 20 count

    Thang 2 – S.A.I.N.T.S. – inspired by the B.L.I.M.P. routine combined with Four Corners routine.

    In honor of our beloved Saints who start their season tomorrow against Tampa Bay the exercises were as follow

    Starting in the corner closest to the flag we did exercises at each corner and finished in the center of the field.

    S   –  10 Shoulder taps (2 taps =1), run to next corner

    A   –  15 American Hammers (2 =1), run to next corner

    I    –  20 Imperial Walker Squats (2=1), run to next corner

    N   –  25 Nolan Ryan’s each side, run to next corner

    T   –   30 T-Merkins – searched the Exicon last night and this was the only T exercise I could find that would work for this. Basically a hand release                     Merkin, but you extend your arms out to a T and squeeze your shoulder blades together.  Run to the center of the lawn

    S    –  35 Slow low Squats

    Da Parish with a 20 count

    Thang 3 – Ultimate Football – After hearing all the fun they had last week playing Ultimate Frisbee, that I and others missed out on, I wanted to make that right.

    Ultimate Frisbee played with a football.   Divided teams up based on the partners we had for “Medulla 1,2,3,” which turned out to be a bad decision.  The PAX was quick to point out YHC forgot to designate shirts and skins so the first possession was a little crazy, but we got it all fixed

    2 Burpees on a turnover for the team that turned over the ball.

    5 Merkins    for each score – for the opposing team

    5 Overhead Claps by the scoring team, just something for them to do to applaud themselves.

    The disparity in speed and endurance between the 2 teams was made apparent early and OFTEN with YHC, Quick Draw and Da Parish finding ourselves on the same team opposite, Douille, Catfish and King Kong.  Let’s just say it was a shut out.  I blame the wet conditions and the wet football.  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

    Just as we finished the football game Tool runs up after his 7 mile run on his own just in time to join in for some Mary.

    Time was called on the Ultimate Football Game with about 7 minutes left before 7:30.  So we slow moseyed out of the wet grass to circle up for 6 minutes of Mary.  I chose the first exercise and then chose PAX to lead next exercises.

    Medulla – Dying Cockroach x 20 IC

    Willie     –  LBC’s x 20  IC

    Rudy      –  Hello Dollys x 25 IC

    Bogey      –  Penguins x 25 IC

    Douille     – Real Freddie Mercury’s x20 IC

    King Kong – American Hammers x 20 IC

    Mosey Back to the flag,  Count off, 15 PAX, NO FNG, Name-O-Rama, Announcements, Intentions

    Prayer for our Brothers in North Carolina for endurance, speed and safe travel, for Peppa and his family, for a Holy Cross football player that had to be carted off last night, and for Willie’s friend who just had kidney transplant surgery.

    Another great beatdown in the books.  Thanks as always for the opportunity to lead!  I enjoy it more and more every time I do it.  Look forward to having everyone back from their travels!

    SYITG!

  • Try Something New – 2 Year Anniversary

    2 Years ago, YHC arrived in the gloom of City Park at the suggestion of a work colleague. Little did YHC know that he was going to be embraced by fellow men and begin a journey to become a High Impact Man.   F3 took this Sad Clown out of his regular routine of pumping dollars into the gym, living the POGO40, and letting his Jester rule his life.  This was because YHC decided to TRY SOMETHING NEW; take the DRP.  Too many times we are scared by the unknown  that we deny ourselves the possibility of something we may enjoy.   Today, YHC remade the commitment he made 2 years ago and decided to try something new.   Rock City is the not the home AO for YHC.  What better way to take the DRP than to sign up to Q.

    During YHC’s Sad Clown days, he had a subscription to Men’s Health Magazine. In an effort to give the PAX a Downpainment, YHC skimmed the dusty magazines for Rock City inspiration.  While there was a lot of great information, there were also some exercises that should be put back on the shelf.

    Disclaimer; Mosey to rocks

    W/U – 1 mi. AMRAP each exercise

    • Squats
    • Merkins
    • Mountain climbers
    • V-ups
    • Split squats (:30 per leg)
    • SSH
    • Plank
    • Single Wife Pleaser (:30 per leg)
    • Burpees

    Grab a rock

    • Lunge & Twist x 20 paces
    • Curls, Press, Carry x 20 paces
    • Rinse & Repeat

    Mosey to the Pavilion

    • 10 IC Incline Bench, Military Press, Merkins
    • 10 IC Tricep Extensions, Bicep Curls, Rows
    • 10 IC Goblet Squats, Bulgarian Split Squats, Rock Swings

    Partner up

    • Big Boy Sit ups x 10 (each)
    • Standing Torso Twist x 10
    • Plank Combo x 10

    Mosey Back to the Rocks (Time toTSN)

    • Over – Under x 10 – Stand back to back with your partner and pass the rock over head, then bend down and pass it through your legs. This received quite a bit of Mumble chatter, but here we have Bogey & Wall Eye with excellent form.

    • 20 IC Merkins
    • Mosey to the Flag

    Counterama, Namerama,

    Announcements – Pelicanman Duathlon, New Kenner AO

    Ball of Man thanking the Sky Q for the gift of today, the opportunity presented by F3, request for strength, and the Serenity Prayer.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead,

    Da Parish

  • A Brief History of Notre Dame

    YHC finished up his birthday Q week with Q at the Mothership.  Thanks to everyone who has shown up for my Qs this week….

    YHC dropped 2 kids at his University last week, hoping and praying that they will have experiences similar to his – the types of experiences that make one a Domer-for-life.  During the welcome weekend talks for the parents, much conversations  about the history of Notre Dame and the Holy Cross congregation.  YHC thought that would make a good topic for a Q.  So here we go…..

    First a (very flawed and poor) disclaimer.  I should be better at these by now.  Especially when we have an FNG in the fold (way to go, Calliope – rapidly taking over Top EH title from Triple Shift…).  Mosey off to the lawn in front of the museum.

    Warm Up

    Grass was long.  Very long.  Some questions about whether we should stop and look for Cowbell in the grass….

    • SSH x51 (PAX appropriately noted the relevance of this number for YHC)
    • Peter Parker x20
    • Plank Jack x20
    • Parker Peter x20

    Lets get to work…

    Presidential Pyramid

    Line up at Tree #1 (or Tree #0 as Woz and I refer to it).  We are doing a pyramid.  Each set recalls one president of the University.  Each set adds to what we’ve done before (i.e., do all of the exercises from previous sets then add the exercise for this set).

    • 5 Burpees for Blessed Father Basil Moreau, founder of the Holy Cross Congregation.  Run to first tree and back.
    • Add 10 Squats for Fr. Edward Sorin, founder of the University.  Run to second tree and back.
    • Add 15 Merkins for Fr. Andrew Morrisey.  Run to third tree and back.
    • Add 20 Crunchy Frogs for Fr. William Corby, chaplain of Irish Brigade in Civil War (and 2 time president of the University.  Run to fourth tree and back.
    • Add 25 Imperial Walkers for Fr. Thomas Walsh, president who oversaw rebuilding the University after the great Fire.  Run to fifth tree and back.
    • Add 30 Hello Dolly for Fr. John Dillon, entered the priesthood at age of 12, and served as president for one year during Civil War before dying prematurely of illness.  Run to sixth tree and back.

    Mosey to the Water Fountain to hydrate, then off to Lightpole #1.

    National Championship

    YHC takes a lot of flak for how long its been since the last ND National Championship.  The last one was 1988 (coincidentally, YHC’s senior year.)  30 years ago.  Sigh…

    Lets do a Route 88 with Bobby Hurleys  What’s that you ask?  A Route 66 but add 2 at each stop.

    • First Lightpole: BH x3
    • Second: BH x4
    • …
    • Eleventh: BH x13

    At completion, we’ve done 88 Bobby Hurleys.

    Top game of that year?  Notre Dame vs Miami.  Catholics vs Convicts.  What better way to remember the Catholics than with the Genuflect.  1:2 ratio of kneeldown/standup : lunge step.

    • 1 (4 count) kneel down/standup.  2 Lunge steps
    • 2 KD, 4 Lunge
    • 3 KD, 6 Lunge
    • …..

    In interest of time, YHC called it when clubhouse leader (#Tclaps for Outbreak) completed 10:20.  Most PAX were somewhere around iteration 7 or 8.

    Mosey to the Refinery.

    5 Pillars of Holy Cross Education

    Split PAX into 5 groups:

    • Box Jumps
    • Dips
    • Body Builders
    • Pull Ups
    • Merkins

    Rotate for 5 Iterations – one Iteration for each Pillar of a Holy Cross education.  Each iteration is a 60 second AMRAP.  30 second break between iterations to rotate and recover.

    • Iteration 1: Mind – Seeking understanding through the integration of faith and reason.
    • Iteration 2: Heart – Discerning our personal vocation in service to the Church and world.
    • Iteration 3: Zeal – Fueling the desire to offer our gifts for the good of all people.
    • Iteration 4: Family – Embracing Christian community as the context for lifelong formation.
    • Iteration 5: Hope – Trusting in the cross and God’s promise of the kingdom

    Mosey back to the Great Lawn.

    Mary

    Running low on time, but no Notre Dame workout will be complete without some Mary.  As PAX arrive at the lawn, join the circle and start LBC.  Once all PAX arrive, cadence starts and we finish with all LBC x25 together.

    COT

    Back at the flags, circle up for count-off, Name-o-Rama.  Welcome aboard Satchmo (he’s a musician, and an arborist).  Upcoming CSAUPs – talk to Da Parish if interested in Pelican Man duathalon.

    Intentions shared around the circle.  Sky Q – hear and answer them as you deem best for each of us.  Sweaty-ball-o-man to close with prayers.

    Thanks for the opportunity to Q, gentlemen!

     

  • AT40 – August, 1978

    At last!!!  Cooler weather!  It may not last long, but Thursday AM offered a glorious respite from the usual August heat and humidity.  What more could one ask for – the chance to start the day with the Okwata levee, watching the sunrise over the lake, with an actually refreshing breeze in our faces.

    YHC was running dangerously late.  Apparently, the new, louder (this one goes to 11) bluetooth speaker recently acquired for mornings like this was re-purposed and sent with 2.0 to Notre Dame.  That left me scrambling to find the backup – the teeny tiny not-quite-loud-enough fallback speaker.  Sorry guys.  That’s gonna make it harder for you to appreciate today’s theme.

    But first: a disclaimer (for the veteran crew).  Then off to the levee.  Quick warmup of SSH x20 (with a brief pause waiting for JV to decide to start).

    The Thang: 40

    Today’s theme for the 40: American Top 40 list from August 26th, 1978 (40 years ago).  Lots of good treasures on that list!  https://top40weekly.com/1978/08/26/us-top-40-singles-week-ending-26th-august-1978

    For those not familiar with the 40 (see “Smooth”):

    • 10 Exercises
    • Each exercise done in 4 sets (hence 40 sets)
    • Each set is 10 reps (hence 40 reps per exercise)
    • Each set on opposite side of the levee (hence 40 trips over the levee)

    Exercise 1: Burpees!  Lets get this started.  Done to the music of the biggest drop of the week (a whopping 50 places – from 33 to 83): Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty

    Exercise 2: Boxcutters.  Biggest riser of the week: Paradise by the Dashboard Light (up to #42, won’t make its debut till next week though)

    Exercise 3: Lunges (make sure your knee touches the grass).  At spot #36: Dont Look Back by Boston (also – very fond memories for YHC: the very first album I ever bought.  Still remember the trip with my Dad to K-Mart to buy it.)

    Exercise 4: Crossfit Merks.  At spot #27: Hollywood Nights by Bob Seger

    Exercise 5: 8 Count Body Builders (these took a lot longer than anticipated).  At spot #24: Two Tickets to Paradise by Eddie Money.  There are some classics in the 20-30 range of this particular AT40!

    Break while Frac gave us 20 count.

    Exercise 6: Dying Cockroaches.  At spot #14: Copacabana from Barry Manilow.  Now we are entering “This is definitely the 70s” territory of the countdown.

    Exercise 7: Copperhead Squats.  At #11, a classic one-hit wonder: I Want to Kiss You All Over by Exile.

    Exercise 8: Plank Walks.  Now we are into the top 10.  At #5 – Hot Blooded by Foreigner.

    Exercise 9: Squat Jumps.  Nothing like throwing these in after 32 trips over the levee….  At #3 – Miss You by the Stones

    Exercise 10: LBC.  Running short on time.  Push through gang…  At #1: Grease by Franky Valli!

    Finish up with Count-off, Name-o-Rama.  Announcements and Intentions.  Prayers to use the gift of today wisely, and bless those suffering with cancer.

    Thanks for the chance to lead, and see you all at WPM tomorrow!

  • Mea Culpa Can Be Hell

    YHC did a no-show the prior Saturday.  He was in Oregon, and neglected to check that he was the Q.  Bad pax, bad pax.  Thank the Sky-Q that Rudy wasn’t there to remind everyone.  Tclaps Rudy for your fartsackery.  So when 86 called out for a switcheroo Q, YHC had but one option: to Q.  YHC needed some punishment, so that meant the same for the rest of the PAX.  Just think of it as a #DownPainMent.  About six or so of the PAX broke off for the Iron Challenge on the Great Lawn.  The rest of the PAX moseyed little farther up the Great Lawn for:

    First Circle of Pain:

    • Side Straddle Hops: 20xIC
    • Hillbillies: 20xIC
    • Around The World (or Daft Punk), in a kinda tribute to Side Effects: 12ishxICish (YHC was looking like Cowbell, there)
    • Merkins: 20xIC
    • Mountain Climbers: 20xIC
    • Peter Parkers: 20xIC

    Mosey to Tool’s Wall of Pain:

    • Calf Raises: 20xIC
    • Calf Raises with toes pointed out (or in, because your YHC said one but did the other): 20xIC
    • Calf Raises the opposite way (toes pointed in, or out, because your YHC was reminded that he got it backwards): 20xIC
    • Left Leg Dips (bring left leg to the ground): 20xIC
    • Right Leg Digs (bring right leg to the ground, obviously): 20xIC
    • Monkey Humpers (on the ground, not the wall): 20xIC

    Mosey to the Mini-Foundry and split up into several groups.  AMRAP for dips, burpees, leg lifts, big boy situps, pull ups, and steps up with a mosey aways away and back for the timer.  Rotate around until each group has done each.  Then a slow mosey to the beginning of Roosevelt Mall for a better tribute to Side Effects: Route 66.  The PAX split into two groups, one up one side of the mall and the other up the other.  At the first bench do either one erkin or one derkin or one LBC (but a real-ass LBC not a half-ass LBC), then mosey to the next bench for two, then to the third bench for three, etc. to the eleventh bench for eleven–for a total of 66.  After some water, mosey back to the Great Lawn for

    Circle of Mary:

    • Dying Cockroaches: 20xIC
    • Flutter Kicks: 20xIC
    • Real Freddy Mercuries (or is it Mercurys?): 20xIC
    • Hello Dollys (or is it Dollies): 20xIC
    • Putins: 20xIC
    • Rosalitas: 20xIC
    • Box Cutters: 20xIC

    It was getting late and Triple Shift was moseying like the Q, so no time for Dr W.  Sorry, I promise it for my next Q.  Mosey back to the flag for COT.  Tclaps for two FNGs.  It’s not us old farts who keep F3 going, it’s the steady flow of FNGs who keep it fresh and inviting.  I followed the logic for how we named Colonial: he lives in River Ridge, or it is Harahan?  [Sorry, YHC doesn’t venture deep into Jefferson Parish.]  So of course the defunct Colonial County Club in the middle fit perfectly.  How we got to Phoebes was a little more circuitous: the FNG is a physical therapist, so someone suggested Phoebe from Friends, whereupon the FNG reminded that she is a massage therapist, whereupon the PAX then went down too many rabbit holes for YHC’s oxygen-deprived brain to follow for other names, so he opted for Phoebes.  [The AMA is conducting a study to correlate the lack of oxygen after a post with the gnarlier an F# name, but the results should be obvious: the less oxygen, the better the name.]

    Jingle Vader

  • Muggy Monday

    A guy messes up once, and he gets no sympathy.  I suppose it’s a good think to keep one accountable.  Thanks, Rudy.  So at exactly 5:30:00.00, YHC gave an excellently excellent disclaimer, and the PAX was off.

    First Circle of Pain:

    • SSHs 30xIC
    • Don Quixotes 20xIC
    • Hill Billies 30xIC
    • Peter Parkers 20xIC
    • Parker Peters 20xIC

    The PAX get Rox, as big or little as you’d like.  Then mosey to the track.

    Second Circle of Pain:

    Line up in an earth circle (TClaps to Babyface for reminding us that a line on earth is of course a circle) for some suicides.  Mosey with you rock about 25 yards and then 10 burpees and return to 20 merkins; then mosey 50 yards for 10 burpees and return for 20 merkins; then mosey 75 yards for 10 burpees and return for 20 merkins; and finish with 100 yards for 10 burpees and return for 20 merkins.

    Third Circle of Pain (in a PAX-centric and not Q-centric circle):

    • 20 overhead lifts
    • 20 curls
    • 20 row
    • 20 squats
    • 20 benchpresses

    Rinse and repeat with a cycle of 13, and then rinse and repeat again with a cycle of 7.  Mosey back to the rock pile.  Tclaps to Bogey for his well aimed splash of Rudy from a good 10 yards away.

    Circle of Mary (if six minutes of Mary can do wonders, imagine what 3 minutes of Mary can do!):

    • LBCs x50
    • Dying Cockroaches x25

    Mosey back to the virtual flag for a countoff, name-o-rama, lots of prayers, and praise for a glorious morning.  Shalom, namaste and pax vobiscum, Jingle Vader

  • Orange Beach Beatdown

    YHC put out via GroupMe & Twitter that he’d be in Orange Beach for some family vacay.  Tinkles answered the call and an AO was established at the foot of the Perdido Pass Bridge.

    Warm Up

    • Wide leg stretch, right side, left side
    • SSH
    • HB
    • MC

    The Thang

    • Mosey about 1.5mi over the bridge to the AL Point East/FL Point State Park.
    • Dora 1-2-3 using the pier to the sand as the timer.
      • 100 Merkins
      • Climb the life guard stand 200 times
        • Audible: make that 100
      • 100 more Merkins
      • 300 LBC
    • Right Leg Step Ups
    • Left Leg Step Ups
    • Dips
    • Mosey back across the bridge

    Thank you for keeping me accountable.

  • Beatdown Fit for a King

    This sure was one of the Gloomiest days in 1977.  The day that would be the last full day in the life of Elvis Aaron Presley.  Known as the King of Rock & Roll, his music would shape the lives of Americans today.  Today, his music would put 10 PAX into shape.

    W/U

    • SSH x 30
    • IW x 25
    • HB x 25
    • SG x 20
    • MC x 25
    • JL x 10

    The Thang

    • Get Your Kicks on Route 66 – Travel down the Roosevelt Mall in your Pink Cadillac.  Stop at each bench for a Squat (but don’t stay there as long as Elvis did) and increase your count by 1 with every bench.
    • Elvis the Pelvis whiskey dicked nothing.  He went Balls To The Wall in every aspect of life, especially on stage.  BTTW while the PAX goes down the line.  State your F3 name, Year of Birth, Favorite Elvis Song.
    • One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, NOW GO CAT GO!  Mosey to the steps of NOMA for a new favorite routine created by YHC called Blue Suede Shoes.  1 Burpee, 2 Merkins, 3 Squats, 25 Rocky Balboas.
    • An Elvis show would not be complete without a tribute to America.  Head to the fountain for our very own Merkin Trilogy IC.  10 Irkins, 10 Derkins, 10 Merkins
    • Blue Suede Shoes again followed by an intermission water break (HYDRATE)
    • Elvis was well known for his manly figure, which he kept with a strict regiment of Karate.  Head back to the fountain for Step Ups, but be sure to include a kick at the top (grunt optional).

    Mary

    • Picture a black screen.  A light comes shines on a tall slender handsome man.  He has jet black hair, soft blue eyes, skin so smooth you’d swear that he’d shaved with the legendary Excalibur.  In his hand is a silver microphone with a cord that seems to disappear in to the nothingness, but in your mind you know that mic is plugged directly into your senses.   The music starts to play and the angelic figure, dawned with a white suit and red ascot, begins to sing.  You’ve forgotten who you are, where you are, who your with and what you’re doing.  The only thing you know is lit up in front of you in bright shinning red letter, ELVIS.   On your six for ABC’s.  Spell ELVIS PRESLEY with your legs on the Q’s count.
    • Elvis is called the King of Rock & Roll, but in truth; he’s the god.  I found this routine in the Exercon. “An ab exercise done in a 1:4 ratio. 1 big boy sit up to 4 American Hammers (Russian Twist). Try to get 10:40 before Merlot comes.”

    Counterama, Name-o-rama, Announcements, COT

    • Guidosportif is hosting the annual Elvis Lives Run at the Rivershack, tomorrow 8/16/18 at 7:00pm.
    • Mambi is hiring sales positions.  Contact for details.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead, Thank You Very Much

    Da Parish