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  • Doracidal Tendencies

    The day to tackle the one remaining AO I had never Q’d was upon me. QIC felt the strong  need to conquer The Gipper in a most unforgettable manner, though only the astoundingly hardcore Wednesday PAX could tell you whether or not my mission was indeed accomplished. I consider it a show of respect to my fellow F3 warriors to come with an overstuffed beatdown itinerary. Such was the case on this gloom, and I was so excited about my bag O tricks that, upon Grundy’s traditional 11th hour arrival, we began in earnest.

    WARM UP (Not Warm at All)

    Toes Touches 10x IC

    Arm Circles -> x10

    <- x10

    Cherry Pickers x10

    Hi Knees x10

    Scorpion Kicks x10

    THIS HERE THANG

    Towels were kindly distributed to the PAX in consideration of posterior comfort, as we mosied to the parking garage. Up the 1st ramp we ran backwards for the 1st half and forwards for the 2nd half. On the 2nd level we partnered up for Doracides! (the next level of Dora 1,2,3) P1 runs a 3 point suicide, doing 1, 2, and 3 burpees at each respective point. Meanwhile, P2 is working on a cumulative 100 LBCs, 200 Putins, 300 Freddy Flutters, and 400 Crunchy Frogs. Ok, QIC will be the first to admit that there was a risk of catching several murder charges, assuming I myself survived such shenanigans. In truth, though, the selection of core exercises was a great mix, but would be most appropriately be performed in the opposite order than was precribed on this day.

    After a double (or was it triple) 10 count, the PAX overtook the next ramp by skipping up the 1st half, running up the 2nd half, and, without stopping, mosying down the stairs and to the steps in BACK of the court house. Running woefully short on time, we did some mercifully abbreviated Irky Drks (a Bushwacker exercise still in the test phase), which consisted of a incline merkin on the bottom step, then next step, then next, before heading back down with decline merkins on each step.

    The mosey continues back to the trailhead for a quick round of 1 minute yoga, which consisted of table top, right balanced table top, left balanced table top, cat/cow, and child’s pose.

    COT

    Einstein (aka Cuz) prayed us out as we each embarked upon a new day and a new adventure!

    Thanks, brothers, for following my lead without giving in to the overwhelming urge to mutiny, and for being a source of inspiration in my universe.

  • To be a Millennial in the F3 nation!!!

    Q searched the list of exercises and found what would prove to be a test of many measurables on this mid 60 Gloom. Arrived to the Gipper on time after catching all but 1 Red light along the way from Mandeville. Man that’s enough to get this guys heart rate up without any physical activity.. Luckily still arrived on time at my favorite AO here on the Northshore..

    Warmarama
    10IC Good mornings
    15IC Toe Touches
    20IC SSH
    25IC Mummy kicks
    10IC Windmills

    Beatdown simple explanation!

    The Millennial (rep count totaling 2000 including the 10 yard runs between)

    Moseyed to the Justice center parking garage for an explanation to the PAX. Exercises chosen for the 100 counts were Merkins, Squats, Mountain climbers, Shoulder taps, Alternating leg lunges, Imperial walkers, Hand release Merkins (modified), LBCs, Flutter kicks and last but not least Burpees..
    All series except the Burpees was the first man to reach a 100.. Einstein proved to be the beast of the Merkins. With Turbo and Coconuts taking turns on the MC and shoulder taps.. Moby proved his grit on the Hand release Merkins and Maverick proved best on the Squats. Barely Legal and the Q were just happy to hear the sound of another yell out 100. For the last series of Burpees the Q allowed each PAX to count a set of 15 with Einstein finishing with the last 10.. Once done we took our last sprint of 100 yards with Moby bolting out across the third floor like a Zebra in the safari running from a starving lion.. Great job Moby!! 3 mins to spare we journeyed back to the flag for count off, announcements and COT..

    Thanks to Barely Legal for praying us out!!

    Appreciate the lead gentleman and welcome to The Millennial!!

    Although my doubts still linger as to if my children being Millennials would have worked that hard this Gloom!!

    Great work men!!

    👍🏻💪🏻👊🏻✌🏻

  • The Usual Suspects

    The usual suspects rolled in from the Gloom at their usual times this morning, Maverick hitting the tarmac just in time to join the warmup of dynamic stretching exercises up and down the fake train platform at the Covington trailhead:  lateral SSHs, lunges with a twist, lateral lunges, a variety of skips, and some additional soccer style exercises to get the blood flowing.

    Mosey to the front of the Justice Center for a set of 7s:  pistol squats to Marios using the benches at the bottom of the stairs and ice skater hops (Bonnie Blairs or Apolo Ohnos) at the top.  We attacked the stairs laterally to keep with the theme of the day, moving sideways to move forward.

    Mosey to the side of the Justice Center for 3 sets of:  10 T Merkins and 10 jackknives each side with a lateral bear crawl around the circle and back thrown in for good measure.

    Mosey to the back of the Justice Center for an exercise YHC learned while posting with Charlotte Metro a few weeks ago:  the railwalk.  Pole dancer might be a more appropriate name but, at any rate, it involves finding some railings on a ramp and then walking up the railing laterally with your hands and feet, essentially a suspended lateral plank walk with extra motivation to avoid a face plant.  Gauged by the mumble chatter, the PAX found this exercise plenty challenging and of course it was consistent with the lateral movement theme of the day.

    Another quick mosey to the Justice Center benches for a sequence of Bulgarian Split Squats (we’ve been missing you Steve…come home soon), two foot lateral hops, lateral step ups, left leg lateral hops, lateral box jumps, and right leg lateral hops.  10 reps each and then moving directly to some agility work with lateral shuffles, crossover runs, and caricoa.

    Mosey back to the trailhead to finish off with some Mary:  Nolan Ryans, Scuba Steves, and a one leg/two leg lift combo to close out the day.

    Countorama, nameorama and then Einstein prayed us out.  Thanks for letting me lead guys.

    NMM

    We attempted to EH a guy on the fly this morning.  We hooked him for a little while but the railwalk may have been too much.  We’ll see.

    Monday Night Ruck and Football October 8th.  Meet on the Mandeville Lakefront for rollout at 1815 and then we’ll head over to the Barley Oak for some F2 and to watch the Saints (hopefully) smoke the Redskins.

    NOLA Convergence October 13th at City Park 0700 hours.  Clown car from the old Winn Dixie parking lot near the causeway.  Rollout at 0600.  Don’t miss it.

    EiEi reportedly is back from Siberia and training locally for the 2nd Annual Krazy Ivan which, save the date, is scheduled for January 19th at 1900 hours on the Mandeville Lakefront.  Don’t say anything to the Southshore guys at the Convergence.  We want to spring the whole thing on them at the last minute.

     

  • Evening Karaoke Q Workout and F2

    Nine pax posted last night for our evening workout and F2.

    We passed the Q from pax to pax throughout the workout in what turned out to be a memorable beat down as the sun set.

    Throughout four circles of pain the pax went through several warm up exercises, merkins, dips, burpees, unique games, and some Mary to wrap things up.

    Shout outs to three pax who took the Q  for some unique activities:

    • Bushwhacker a series of animals that he had been planning all day
    • Coconuts for introducing a new paper rock scissors burpee penalty game
    • Turbo Tax for a balance game that started out with skeptical pax holding hands, but turned into an intense challenge

     

    Three more pax joined us for F2 after the workout: EiEi, Ocho, and Captain Sparkles.  And special shout outs to Coconuts for buying the first round of beer and to Shooter for the second. We owe you one (or two).

    Wishing Ocho the best as the final decisions of the 610 Stompers are announced.

  • 3 down and 1 to go!!!

    With coupon assistance provided by the Northshore’s unquestionable leader Turbo, 7 men posted at the Gipper this Gloom to complete week 3 of F3 Greenwood’s ISI challenge… By far this weeks challenge in the mind and body of the YHC has proven to be the toughest.. But like any other beatdown, men of F3 always come willing and ready to tackle whatever challenges the Q may dish out.. With Coconuts and YHC having tasted a small nugget provided by Bushwacker at the Marsh on Monday, we briefly chattered about the misery we were about to subject ourselves to and the thought of what inspired us to do so… As one knows we don’t actually pay for this type of torture but simply make a DOWNpainment of sorts in mind and body and ultimately become better from it…

    Quick Warmup of 10 IC Windmills, 20 IC Toe touches and 10 IC Good mornings…

    Moseyed to the justice center to retrieve our coupons from Turbos vehicle which has become the home of multiple 26.6 Lbs blocks in recent weeks.. Assume our positions along the grass patch West of the Justice center with 4 men on one side and 3 on the other… Instructions given as to the exercises to complete which began with 15 Burpees, 50 Hand release Merkins, 10 yard broad jump out and back, 14  Burpees 50 goblet squats and 10 yard broad jump out and back, 13 Burpees 50 leg raises and 10 yard broad jump out and back… As many rounds as possible in 30 mins while descending the Burpee count.. YHC could see the relief on the faces as time had expired and even with a slight drop in humidity here on the Northshore, each man on this Gloom would leave the Gipper with a different color shirt filled of perspiration. Turbo actually broke a sweat on this Gloom as well, which for F3 Northshore men to see is somewhat of an exception as he consistently performs effortlessly at most post with an impression of what’s next…

    Returned the coupons and Moseyed back to the flag for count, announcements which included a reminder of Mavericks evening Q on Thursday 8/23 at the Mothership (Lakefront) for a round robin Q with F2 at the Barley Oak to follow, Big Thanks to Barely Legal for praying us out into the day!!!

    Always enjoy the fellowship and beatdowns with the opportunity to lead!!

    👊🏻💪🏻✌🏻

  • Smuckers

    There were no FNGs at The Gipper this morning.  If there had been, YHC would have named the first one Smuckers.  Because his arms and legs and the rest of his body for that matter would have felt like jelly.  F3 Greenwood must have it in for the rest of us.  Last week’s IronPAXChallenge workout was tough, but our South Carolina brothers turned the volume up to 11 this week.  What a workout.

    Knowing that we’d be pressed for time and anticipating the severity of the challenge before us, YHC kept the pre-game festivities to a minimum.  After a few SSHs, Seal Jacks, Copperhead Squats and Arm Circles, the PAX walked to their 26.6 lb cinder blocks like prisoners to the gallows.  Brief instructions and it was game time:  8 minutes of Thrusters, Swings, Manmakers, and Curls…50 yard run after every 25 reps…AMRAP for each exercise…2 minutes of rest between exercises.

    So simple yet so brutal.

    Countorama, nameorama and a prayer.  Then YHC gave the guys the rest of the day off from work.  Hey, they earned it.

    Thanks for letting me lead guys.  We need to come up with a challenge involving alligators and send it in the direction of the Carolinas.

     

  • A national challenge and Proper Sister Mary Catherines/ Bonnie Blairs

    5 Pax arose to the Iron Pax Challenge on Wednesday morning.

    We stuck to the form specified here:  https://f3greenwood.com/2018/08/05/ironpaxchallenge-week-1-workout/

    And I learned that I had been doing Sister Mary Catherine’s more like a dancing nun than a praying nun.  Apparently knees should touch the ground and you’ll be way more sore the next morning.

    Here’s what we did:

     

    4 Rounds for Time:

    50 AirSquats – take note of straight back and upper legs that become PARALLEL to the ground at the lowest point, hips also clear at the top of the movement – this is a SQUAT, not a knee crinkle or a back bend

    40 BigBoiSitups – feet need to stay in contact with ground at all times (may or may not be held down by weight), chin needs to break the plane of the knees on the upward portion of the movement, shoulders need to come in contact with ground on the downward portion

    30 Merkins – flat back, chest to the ground, arms lock in the upward postion – knees and/or thighs dont come in contact with the ground

    20 BonnieBlairs – these are JUMP LUNGES, not lunge steps – both feet will be off of the ground during the transition, the knee will briefly come in contact with the ground – ONE REP consists of BOTH (right and left) knees coming into contact with the ground

    10 Burpees – these are NOT FlyingSquirrel burpees – a pushup should be done at the bottom, not a belly flop, a plyometric jump with hands above head must be at the end of the rep

    Run 400 meters

     

    Congrats to Turbo and Einstein who finished all four rounds before the the bell rang.  They’ll be reporting scores at F3Greenwood.com.  The rest of us are looking forward to the next weekly challenge.

     

  • Eight August fellows posted today

    short disclaimer …

    warm up: We did a lot.

    moseyed to the Taj-Mahal: We did some more.

    moseyed to the St.Tammany Parish Courthouse Parking Garage: We did some more stuff.

    We sweated a lot.

    Maverick never arrived.

    count-o-rama, Shooter did the prayer.

    Everyone who missed it, should have been there.

    We learned two new technical terms; fire hose and fire extinguisher.

    I’ll pay someone to write my black blasts, if anyone’s interested.

  • Caution!! Disclaimer needed!!

    Arrived at the Gipper with Moby wearing his 4 ounce gloves looking as though he were ready to step into the Octagon  for 5 rounds of a championship fight. The YHC would need to bring the heat to TKO this opponent.. Joining the PAX would include the Barely legal Brawler and the Relentless Einstein who would surly take any of us to a hard fought decision of sorts ultimately going the distance to claim the title… With borrowed Dice of Doom from the Wacker we begin round 1.

    warmup

    PAX take turns rolling out the die with just the number as the Q selects the exercise after the number is determined.

    Each PAX rolls twice as we put in some SSH, IW, Hill Billies, Good mornings, Toe touches and Windmills with variations of counts. Some done in cadence and others straight count..

    Thang

    Moseyed to the parking garage for the Triple Threat (modification), as you read in the Exercise list on F3 nation this requires groups of 3. Round 2 consists of partner 1 doing plank jacks as partner 2 runs up the first ramp dropping at the top to complete plank jacks as partner 2 runs up to relieve. Upon arrival partner 1 drops for some peter Parker’s and partner 2 releases and run across the next parking level repeating. Partner 1 arrives and drops for Parker Peters and then the PAX recovery walks down the stairs to the starting point for Round 3. This series included Mountain climbers, Flutter kicks and Hello Dollies. Round 4 Merkins, Squats and lunges.. Caution was needed mid way through as a group from the top of the garage began their descent exiting through the turns to the sights of the PAX on their sixes… This was a first at the Gipper as the only activity we usually encounter is the same 2 hour early over achieveing worker who can be seen in her illuminating car scrolling Facebook or making her daily Twitter post.. After we Mosey to the Northside of the justice center for round 5. The WASH is the exercise which consisted of partnering once again completing 50 arm release Merkins, 100 American Hammers, 150 Step ups on the benches and 200 Alternating hip thrust.. One partner would be doing exercise while the other went up the handicap ramp and backdown the stairs picking up the count from the other to continue with the exercises..

    Final bell

    Moseyed back to the flag right on time..

    Count, announcements, COT

    Barely legal closed in prayer with intentions of peace and reverence to others…

    Appreciate the lead Gipper Group!!

    ✌🏻👊🏻💪🏻

  • Pre-Game

    With the Gnarly Nutria on this evening’s agenda, YHC considered taking it easy on the PAX this morning at The Gipper.  That thought disappeared into the morning’s humidity as soon as Moby approached the AO wearing his new DeWalt contractor gloves, ready to get to work.  So we did:

    Warmup of Torso Twists, Toe Touches, Good Mornings, Squats, Cossack Squats, Front to Back Lunges, 3 Position Calf Raises, Seal Jacks, and SSHs, all IC 10x.

    Mosey to the Justice Center lawn for a 4 minute Tabata shuttle run…run 20 seconds, walk 10 seconds, repeat 8x for 4 minutes total effort.

    Mosey to the Justice Center Veterans Memorial and circle up on our sixes for 11 rounds IC 10x per round of:  Rower Situps, Straight Legged Jackknives (10x each side), and Hand Release Pushups.

    Mosey back to The Gipper for five solid minutes of Arm Circles (forward and back from golf ball to beach ball), OH Hand Claps, OH Air Presses, OH Scissors, Horizontal Scissors, and then we Hitchhiked our way to the

    Countorama, nameorama, and prayer.

    Thanks for letting me lead guys.  Looking forward to World Domination at the Gnarly Nutria tonight.