F3 New Orleans

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  • Weeble’s Welcome Party – from Mayhem

    77 degrees, 93% humidity, no wind
    Party of 9, including an FNG, at the Renni

    Some PAX wanted to head up and face the bacon
    Not so fast my friend
    One lap around the fountain
    Now we can head up the stairs… always listen to the Q

    Normal warm-a-rama, including demonstrations for the FNG

    Mosey to the SW side for calf raises
    Ascend via the forbidden entrance
    2 minute plank
    Low slow squats
    Bear crawl down the ramp back to the foot of NOMA
    Descending merkins down 10 steps

    Mosey to the NW side
    Grab some wall
    Wall plank hands, lunge walk to cross walk, jingle balls (never again)
    Donkey kicks, lunge walk to cross walk, low slow squats
    Wall plank feet, lunge walk to cross walk, plank jacks
    Wall sit with overhead claps

    Mosey to front of NOMA for modified 11s
    Mayhem Merkins + Big Bois, broad jump in between

    Back of NOMA for three Sunday Mornings

    COT
    Happy Memorial Day
    Welcome Weeble
    Free to Lead
    SYITG

  • Merkin Math is Hard – from Mayhem

    75 degrees, 95% RH, 0 mph wind
    It was wet and not from rain

    Travelling from the East and not wanting to catch the train, High Rise was the first to arrive sometime before 5:20. YHC pulled up next and started running through the plans in my head. From 5:27 to 5:29 the PAX just kept coming with Thumb War bringing up the rear. 5:30 disclaimer and backwards down the track we went.

    After 150M total backwards mosey and 100M total mosey we ended at midfield.

    Quick Warm-A-Rama included GG, MMP (finally correctly demonstrated), IW, FM, PP, Crab Cakes (for Vagabond).

    First exciting effort amidst the mumble0chatter was Motivator-Merkins. Start with 10 motivators then 10 merkins. Count down from there to 1. Only 55 of each when completed. Zero sympathy.

    Next effort was the bear crawl inchworm. Two lines, planked, facing the playground. Last man bear crawls to the front and planks. Everyone goes twice. Boo-hoo the stickers… get over it. No complaining today.

    At the playground, we did the Rail Shuffle. Plank on the rail. We shuffled counterclockwise led by YHC . DOWN = merkin. TUCK = hop forward/back. Once the clock struck 12, all PAX took a turn performing 5 pull-ups.

    Next effort took place on the west side of the gym. Wall Plank with hands ICx20, Wall Plank with feet ICx20, Wall Sit & air presses. Rinse and Repeat, replace air presses with overhead claps.

    Next effort was on the baseball diamond. Circle up. Plank-o-rama. Alternating plank exercise and core exercise IC.
    Hip Slap – LBC
    Shoulder Tap – Freddy Mercury
    Merkin – Flutter Kick
    Put it all together and you get… MAYHEM MERKINS. One PAX at a time. One rep at a time. Twice around the circle of 13. Rest of PAX planking. This amazing exercise is still extremely difficult for some. I assume it is because they have to count all the way to 10… looking at you Mr Rogers, Kennah Brah, Rudy…

    All PAX spread out in the infield of the baseball diamond. A few PAX (Frac?) had to ask where the infield was located. Duck Joust… Duckwalk, arms crossed, knock fellow PAX down. Vagabond cheated… I mean won.

    Mosey back near the flag. Circle up because we ain’t done yet.

    Big Bang. Hold plank then explode up and do the exercise as fast as possible once I call it out. 3 burpees, 10 jump squats, 10 big bois. End with 15 Plank Jacks IC.

    COT
    Announcements – Greek Fest
    Intentions – Boo Boo’s SIL and Mess Hall’s MIL

    Enjoyed leading.
    SYITG!

  • One Headlight with Cena – from Fracsac

    The Double Nickel week continued with 9 Pax joining YHC at Okwata.

    YHC barely made it to Okwata on time, for during the drive on West End headed to the AO the lyrics to One Headlight by the Wallflowers was blaring through the radio. Ironically YHC has one working headlight and NOPD felt the need to make that clear. Nevermind the other Pax doing 50 in a 35. Being the polite law abiding type, a simple warning was issued.

    So that’s how it started.

    Disclaimer given after much guff from Rudy about being “responsible” and mosey to the grass in front of the fountain. We did Star Wars stuff, nothing else to note. Cena Downrange from Pittsburgh thought it was the best warmup ever.

    Double shots with Jack Webb at the Barre. It’s always a crowd pleaser. Cena started taking notes.

    Mosey to the lake. YHC heard rumblings of “I ain’t going swimming” and “what’s he doing?” as YHC descended the steps to the waterline. Just derkins men, that’s all. Cena looked disappointed.
    Hawgcycle would have been proud. Only issue was the lake was calm.

    11 blue light posts with 5 burpees at each. Cena did extra, and Rudy felt the need to go with him.

    Up to Canal for BLIMPS & Four Corners with 5 x 8 count body builders every time we crossed the levee. Cena was really impressed now, he couldn’t wait to get back to Pittsburgh and show off his new learnings.

    Mosey to the House of Pain for Pull ups. Everyone got at least 6, then mosey back to the flag.

    YHC tossed in some Star Wars trivia, which all failed miserably at, so finished with some more burpees. Cena probably knew all the answers. He’s the kind of guy that doesn’t want to show everyone up.

    COT count of and namorama with last day of 54. Double Nickel is coming!

    Thanks for the brotherhood!

  • Cat Herding at El Diablo – from Fracsac

    The Double Nickel week continued with 8 Pax joining YHC.

    Hokie arrived with an FNG, adding to the already eclectic atmosphere at the flag. Thumb War was assigned to get to know the FNG throughout the workout and tell us about him at the COT.

    Disclaimer given and mosey to the field for a warmup. Lots of confusion over the Star Wars themed movements. Hand Grenada and Bogey thought they were already at coffee with all the mumble chatter. YHC was losing the pax and somewhat disappointed but faith was restored when the pax properly identified the greatest exercise ever created. YHC completely recovered with the Squat Twist. That really seemed to get Bogey back in the game. HG seemed lost, probably looking for Mayhem. Opportunity was taken to throw in some Catalina Wine Mixers. Aquanet really liked those and was telling Kilo how they truly were the 2nd best exercise. Kilo simply responded that he could fly a plane now. CWMs have that effect.

    Mosey to the corner of the field. YHC turned to see where the FNG was and realized he already shook Thumb War. He somehow sent him back to the flag. With HG looking for ghosts, The Architect was being drawn to the Bogey side. We quickly did 5 burpees at 11 different stations. Hokie pointed out that we did them at the cones and he was certain we did 55. Yes, yes we did.

    Mosey to the rock pile. YHC told the pax there was a theme coming.

    We did U-Hauls with the rock, followed by Rows. HG was mumbling to himself, the Architect and Bogey were sparring over Star Wars knowledge, and Hokie was looking for more cones. Aquanet and Kilo were making engine noises, not sure what that was about. But Thumbwar was back, which seemed to make our FNG a little disappointed.

    Mosey to the playground for Pull Ups. This was turning into Cat Herding. Somehow got the pax to do 3 rotations of 3 x pull ups with planking.

    Mosey to the KNOT steps. No sign of those guys.

    First we did Everest, which is a lunge up the step and a squat, alternating.

    Next was Elf on the Shelf.

    YHC asked for the theme.

    Burpees
    U-Hauls
    Rows
    Pull-ups
    Everest
    Elf on the Shelf

    It took a while but we got there. Mosey back to the flag for COT.

    Thumbwar did manage to get some info on the FNG. Marine Veteran and aspiring Chef. Welcome Mess Hall!!

    Thanks for joining me and for the brotherhood.

    SYITG

  • Boisterous Rock City – from Fracsac

    The Double Nickel week continued with 8 other Pax joining YHC.

    Disclaimer given then off to meet Hand Grenada while Tenderloin hit the track. Once HG was finished pounding his morning Joe, the pax circled up for the warmup. Nothing to note except the squat twist, which brought much joy to Bogey. Mr Rogers did not like the squat twist, not sure if it was the name or the evolution. Either way, he protested during the SSHs.

    Continue to the Rock Pile. YHC informed the pax that rock burpees would be afoot, so choose wisely. Rudy gave YHC the proverbial middle finger and chose the biggest rock he could find. Kilo heard him mutter something like “he lies.” Kilo responded with “I do too know how to land a plane!” And with that he grabbed an even bigger rock!

    HG got tired of waiting and said he was headed for the hill. Fast Tax said “not so fast” and pointed out a railroad tie and said we should do 5 x rock burpees.

    On we went stopping at a random tree Bogey seemed to connect with. He demanded 5 more rock burpees.

    We continued to the hill for 11s. Rock burpees and OH press. YHC was going to do an ab exercise but HG demanded we lug the rocks. Vagabond yelled out “Do em right y’all”.

    On to the playground for one last thing. Stations with 5 x pull-ups and everything else AMRAP. Two rounds.

    Back to the rockpile and mosey to the flag

    COT

    Thank you all for the brotherhood!

  • Hug your Mommas – from Fracsac

    Double Nickel week kicks off with the Renaissance! 5 Pax came together to celebrate life and to strengthen bonds through shared suffering.

    Warmup facing the bacon with many references to Star Wars and a little squat twisting.

    11 light posts with 5 burpees at each.

    Grab a frisbee and a football and mosey to the dueling oaks where each Pax honor would be on display! There were many burpees completed due to poor marksmanship.

    Jack Webbs

    Finish with 3 x Sunday Mornings

    COT

    Hug your Mommas today! Virtual hugs count!

    SYITG

  • Bollard BOMBS – from Mayhem

    68 degrees, 98% humidity, 3 mph out of the NE

    Disclaimer as the beautiful sunrise commences

    9 PAX in total mosey to the Mardi Gras Fountain

    Warmarama consists of MMP, SWM, GG, PP, MC, TF, FT

    Lap around the fountain and head to the lake

    Thang 1:
    Grab some wall for Merk-Jax
    1:2 up to 6:12 and back down to 1:2

    Thang 2:
    Line up along designated bollard
    One 4-count SSH IC, one broad jump, walk to next bollard
    Two SSH… to 10 SSH
    Lunge walk back to start

    Thang 3:
    BOMBS-Weave
    Groups of 3 – 3 minutes at each station AMRAP
    6 stations: Burpees, Overhead Claps, Merkins, Big Bois, Squats, Weave the Bollards for about 100 yards and mosey back

    Thang 4:
    Plank-o-rama (plank exercise, core, plank, core, etc.)
    Hip Slap, LBC, Shoulder Tap, Freddy Mercury, Merkin (slow), Flutter Kick, and the culmination… Mayhem Merkins (10-count hip slap shoulder tap merkin)

    Thang 5:
    Take a picture with the sunrise

    Back to the flag
    COT

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead
    SYITG

  • May the 4th Be With You – from Fracsac

    May the 4th is known as a day of great mystery and deep reflection. YHC was determined to train these padawans to be valiant Jedi.

    Disclaimer given, then off to the steps for training.

    Imperial Walkers x 35 only stopping when the last padawan joined us.
    Tie Fighters x 10 flapjack x 10
    Force Squats x 10 – The force flows through them
    Peter Parker x 15 – got off theme
    Chewy taps x 15 – using the force again
    Cloud City Climbers x 15

    Deep Sea Divers – All worlds need them
    Starting at 10 down the steps with merkins

    Han Solo made the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs, which is an amazing feat, so we will aim to beat that. Stations:

    Rows with 60lb sandbag
    Kettlebell with 50lb sand kettlebell
    Curls with 30lb rucksack
    Jump rope
    LBCs
    Burpees
    Timer – Run with 20 lb plate out and back in under 12 parsecs

    Death Star bombing training run:
    4 pax on the big rope running
    3 toss frisbee until 3 successful passes. 2 burpee penalty on 3 pax for a drop. Continue rotating as we run around big lake.

    Back of the museum. Training almost complete.
    Jedi burpees IC x 10

    Question for Pax:

    What was the exact line Darth Vader said to Luke at the iconic Cloud City fight scene where Luke lost his hand?

    Pax agreed on the answer “Luke…I am your father”

    A wrong answer brings 10 Jedi Burpees! That is wrong!

    Sunday mornings x 3

    COT

    May the 4th be with you!!!

    SYITG

  • The Sandman – from Mayhem

    Conditions: 70 degrees, no wind, 92% humidity
    Perfect weather to get some work in

    Disclaimer with a twist: modify if needed but don’t modify to skip the work

    Mosey to the American Flag south of the field
    GG, HB, IW, PPP, MC, SSH all IC to “Let’s Go”
    Then in silence TF, FT, hold AG facing the flag to Stapleton’s “Star Spangled Banner”

    Mosey to the bleachers to Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger”
    Mayhem Merkins x10 IC
    Snake half the bleachers, burpees IC
    Snake half the bleachers, LBCs for 2 minutes OYO

    Mosey to the gym parking lot
    Franklin Tracers (IYKYK)
    Mosey to the gym
    Merkins up the stairs IC
    Derkins down the stairs IC

    Indian Run to Falcon entrance
    11s with the SANDBAGS to Metallica’s “Enter Sandman”
    Overhead press / Squats never putting the bag down

    Mosey to other side of the hill
    Plankorama all IC: alternate plank and core
    Some plank thing IC, BB, hip slaps, FM, shoulder taps, American Hammer, Mayhem Merkins

    Back to the (other) flag
    Announcements
    Intentions – F3 brother’s family in Missouri, high school students finishing strong with exams, grateful for getting out there and doing hard things

  • 50 Years Bongo Birthday Party and Celebration – from Bongo

    What great way to start a 50 year birthday than with the support of this F# Group! About 10 of so in the PAX, I am a bit tired for staying out at a concert last night, but it is Jazz Fest season and I can sleep after this weekend.

    Anyway minor disclaimer and here is the work out and underlying themes and symbolism:

    Warm Up

    SSH X 50 ( with a new innovative break mid way and 5 count, it’s a lot of reps and no one said we can’t take breaks even on first exercise…..) 50 in honor of my new age
    Grass Grabbers X 10
    IW X 15
    Mountain Climbers X 15
    Arm Circles X 20
    SLS X 5

    Circle of Dips

    At the bench circle, 5 each lunge or bear crawl Clockwise

    50/75/100 Dora — representing the present, past and future, Age, Year born, and what year I intend to live past

    50 Burpees
    75 Slow Squats
    100 LBCs

    Teams of two timer up the levee backwards and then back

    Wave of Merkin at Lakefront

    in a circle, PAZ each does (1) merkin and hold plank in a counter clockwise motion, repeat for 2,3,4,5 reps

    Round Robin of Mary as Q takes a breadth Hello Dollies, Dying Cochroaches, Box Cutters, Big Boy sit ups etc,

    Back to flag, COT, mostly all gratitude for age, F3, our children, parents and that we made it out. Thanks for everything F3, and will see you on the radio and at Jazzfest.

    Bongo