F3 New Orleans

Tag: FracSac

  • El Diablo – from Pool Boy

    Temperature 84 degrees.

    After giving brief disclaimer, Mosey to bleachers near back of the playround.

    Warmups –

    SSH
    Imperial Walkers
    Grass Grabbers
    Mountain Climbers
    Arm Circles

    Round 1
    5 shoulder taps, 10 plank jacks, 20 merkins, 30 squats, run up and down bleachers, run around parking lot and back. 3x
    Round 2
    Mosey to mini levee, line up shoulder to shoulder with hand slap between pax. – Indian merkin ladder
    Round 2.5
    In teams of 2, bear crawl race.
    Round 3
    Under pavillion by the track, calisthenics consisting of dips, LBC’s, step ups etc
    Round 4
    Head to football field, 2 man relay. 100 yard sprint/jog; teammate does burpees

    Head to the Flag. COT

  • Z90s and some pax did a pretend workout – from Bolt

    YHC dug back in the annals (reread the word without your filthy mind filter) of previous Qs for something I hadn’t done in a bit—Z90s it would be with the exercises tweaked and the modes of transportation unchanged. Like many NOLA pax who are also part of the coolest generation on planet Earth, I became an adult in the 90s so this workout title includes a Z for many 90s reasons: Z Cavaricci pants, it’s the end of the alphabet like we are the last generation to not suck, it’s the movement pattern we would follow around the bases, I could go on but on to the Thang which followed the usual warmorama stuff/soundtrack followed Morning Calls for the absent Rudy.

    Z90s: 5 thru 20 reps/4 exercises, mix movement between between bases each round, mosey back to home. Skip rule in effect and an all 90s club mix playlist which guaranteed penalty burpees; it was far worse than the playlist I actually created if u can believe that!

    Round 1 (bear crawl between home, 3rd, 1st, 2nd): burpee 5x, Cracker Jacks (frog>star jump>frog) 10x, merkin 15x, plank jacks 20x

    Round 2 (crab walk): burpee, air squats, Peter Parker, American hammer 2:1

    Round 3 (crawl bear): burpee, Bonnie Blair, Parker Peter, overhead air presses

    It was at this point I gave the pax the option for Qs choice or a fourth round and after some debate Frac and The Architect split, pushing Bogey to be the swing vote, opting for round 4 (would’ve been Mary plus decadie of death) and there was mention of dancing so I called an audible on the movement between bases.

    Round 4 (dance moves of pax choice): burpee, R/L side squats, diamond merks, mountain climbers 2:1

    Back to flag—NOT. At the flag I noticed we had two minutes to spare so not wanting to cheat the pax out of their money’s worth we ventured to the edge of the outside track shoulder to shoulder to put on a show for the Old Metairie muckity mucks: Humping of the monkey followed by pleasing of the wife followed by O rings just to solidify the theme for the obviously horrified onlookers.
    In retrospect, I either forgot how much Z90 can suck or it was a poor choice given all the workouts I haven’t been to recently and only kicked my own ass. I’ll let the pax chime in. Winded, honored, and grateful. COT.

  • Hard Times make strong men – from Kenna Brah

    IMPACT Warm Up
    Imperial Walkers
    Merkins
    Plank Jacks
    Alt Should Taps
    Crunches
    Tie Fighters

    First and 10
    Heavy Rock – 11’s
    10 yd Line – 10 Curls, 1 OHP
    Sprint to Far end Zone,
    Recovery Jog Back

    Added Some Mary since we killed that first round!

    Recover on the Other End
    13’s
    Reverse Run Like Before
    12 – Sumo Squat,1 – Clean

  • Dodge Ball Tag and More Fun – from Fracsac

    7 Pax posted to the Renaissance including one DR from Pensacola, Moonshine.
    Warmup facing the bacon.
    11s on the steps. Dips at the fountain and burpees up top.
    Circled the museum a few times throwing a frisbee doing burpees when dropped.
    Played some dodgeball spin the bottle tag.
    Sunday Mornings and some Mary.

    COT where we were joined by another Pax finishing a run.

    First ever Sweaty Renni Brekky at Russels followed with Jingle Vader and Willie.

    What a great way to start the week.

    SYITG

  • Murph Training – from Rudy

    Okwata – the home of the pull-up bars. And YHC is definitely going to need help with pull-ups, if he is to have any hope of completing a Murph this year. And since there is no Try, only Do – YHC grabbed the Q with the intent of starting to work those Lats.

    Joined by 5 other PAX, the group set-off from the Flag, looking out at a dark red sunrise over the lake – best AO in the country, IMHO…

    Brief warm-up with some stretching, Peter Parkers and Imperial Walkers. Then off to the fountain.

    Thing 1: Double-shot at the bar: Jack Webbs up to 10, with presses in the People’s Chair.
    Thing 2: Escalator – 5 workout stations, 6th person running the lap around the fountain. Two rounds including left & right step-ups, sit ups, dips and irkins.

    Up to the Levee!

    Indian Bear Crawl – give everyone a shot at a bear crawl “sprint” to the front.

    Thing 3: Quadrophelia!
    Thing 4: Finish up at the House of Pain for the same Escalator style. Squats, Merkins, Situps, Pull-Ups and a Spotter. 6th person running over the levee.

    Finish up back at the flag for some Wife Pleasers (apparently called “Me-Pleasers” by the uptowners)

    NMM:

    Weather was glorious this morning. Humidity down, gentle breeze. Almost makes me forget that I hate summer in the South.

    Thank you, Snooze. I think you did more work spotting (lifting) me for the pull-ups than I did. But I gotta start somewhere.

    High Rise: Damn. Flying through those pull-ups. You’re ready for a murph right now.

    Great seeing you out in the gloom, SOJO. And I’m glad it was the *guns* that were out.

    Sorry, Frac: no burpees today. Come on out to WPM tomorrow….

    Saban: I think I heard grumbling and cursing during Quadrophelia. You’re welcome.

  • Hot, Humid and Hellacious (very great, bad or overwhelming) – from Triple Shift

    Last Sunday, I totally screwed up and thought I was the Q and Vagabond so graciously let me Co-Q the workout with him. This week, for sure, I was the Q and I didn’t want to disappoint! Time to implement all the crazy ideas I had to help us make a downpainment for the upcoming week.

    I gave the disclaimer and then moseyed to the front of the Museum and faced the bacon. I instructed the PAX to do hip circles but meant to perform the Open the Gate exercise and was thoroughly corrected. Not to be thrown off my game, I quickly corrected my terminology and moved forward with the Warmup exercises.

    10 Open the Gate (both legs), 10 Low Slow Squats, 10 Low Slow Merkins finished with 30 SSH all in cadence.

    Thang 1 – Split up into two team for a Bataan Death Crawl at the front of NOMA and head toward the back of NOMA. The last person in the bear crawl line does 10 squats with weights and then runs to the front of the bear crawl line. As they reach the last person in the bear crawl line, they give them the weights and that person does 10 squats as they head to the front of the line. Keep repeating this routine till the group reaches the back of NOMA. From there, we switch to the Bataan Death Lunge Walk with the last person in the lunge walk line perform 10 overhead presses then runs to the front. As they reach the last person in the lunge walk line, they give them the weights so they can perform 10 overhead presses. Repeat till we reach the front.

    Thang 2 – Split up into 2 person teams and PAX 1 performs a cumulative 30 burpees and 60 stair rail body rows/kettlebell rows while the other farmer carries two weight to the yield sign and back to switch out.

    Thang 3 – Running out of time, I had to significantly change Thang 2 to get to the Jackass Burpee Webb at the back of NOMA. We worked our way up to 8 burpees in cadence and 16 donkey kicks. That exercise is a fan favorite! We were all gassed needless to say and finished up with one Sunday morning.

    Countoff, Namerama, and COT – Naked Man Moleskin (NMM) Closed us out with a prayer of thanksgiving for the Pax and their vocal correction of me when I screw something up. Because I know it comes from a place of love and honor, I gladly receive it because it helps me to be a better man for my M, family, and community. I wonder how many men encounter that type of gracious correction in their daily lives. I’m not sure the answer to my pondering but I am sure that I’m better because of it. Thankful for the opportunity to lead!

  • Hot, Humid and Hellacious (very great, bad or overwhelming) – from Triple Shift

    Last Sunday, I totally screwed up and thought I was the Q and Vagabond so graciously let me Co-Q the workout with him. This week, for sure, I was the Q and I didn’t want to disappoint! Time to implement all the crazy ideas I had to help us make a downpainment for the upcoming week.

    I gave the disclaimer and then moseyed to the front of the Museum and faced the bacon. I instructed the PAX to do hip circles but meant to perform the Open the Gate exercise and was thoroughly corrected. Not to be thrown off my game, I quickly corrected my terminology and moved forward with the Warmup exercises.

    10 Open the Gate (both legs), 10 Low Slow Squats, 10 Low Slow Merkins finished with 30 SSH all in cadence.

    Thang 1 – Split up into two team for a Bataan Death Crawl at the front of NOMA and head toward the back of NOMA. The last person in the bear crawl line does 10 squats with weights and then runs to the front of the bear crawl line. As they reach the last person in the bear crawl line, they give them the weights and that person does 10 squats as they head to the front of the line. Keep repeating this routine till the group reaches the back of NOMA. From there, we switch to the Bataan Death Lunge Walk with the last person in the lunge walk line perform 10 overhead presses then runs to the front. As they reach the last person in the lunge walk line, they give them the weights so they can perform 10 overhead presses. Repeat till we reach the front.

    Thang 2 – Split up into 2 person teams and PAX 1 performs a cumulative 30 burpees and 60 stair rail body rows/kettlebell rows while the other farmer carries two weight to the yield sign and back to switch out.

    Thang 3 – Running out of time, I had to significantly change Thang 2 to get to the Jackass Burpee Webb at the back of NOMA. We worked our way up to 8 burpees in cadence and 16 donkey kicks. That exercise is a fan favorite! We were all gassed needless to say and finished up with one Sunday morning.

    Countoff, Namerama, and COT – Naked Man Moleskin (NMM) Closed us out with a prayer of thanksgiving for the Pax and their vocal correction of me when I screw something up. Because I know it comes from a place of love and honor, I gladly receive it because it helps me to be a better man for my M, family, and community. I wonder how many men encounter that type of gracious correction in their daily lives. I’m not sure the answer to my pondering but I am sure that I’m better because of it. Thankful for the opportunity to lead!

  • Seriously FUN Mothership (Mothership 2023-06-24) – from Catfish

    Conditions – Nice and cool and definitely NOT humid at all…

    The Thang

    Quick Mosey over to the peristyle for a warmup:

    Hip Circles (clockwise) x 5 (in cadence)
    Hip Circles (counterclockwise) x 5 (in cadence)
    Abe Vigodas x 10 (in cadence)
    Grass Grabber x 10 (in cadence)
    Peter Parker Peters x 20 (in cadence)
    8-Counts x 10 (in cadence)

    Moseyed over to the Great Lawn and split into two teams for 10-ish minutes of ultimate frisbee. Followed this up with Jack Webbs by fives (i.e. five and ten, then ten and twenty) up to twenty merkins and forty air presses

    Did a frisbee-toss mosey over to the Tool Wall. PAX tossed frisbee between each other, and a dropped frisbee resulted in 3 merkins for group members. When at the Tool Wall, got in some calf action:

    Calf Raises (right leg) x 20 (in cadence)
    Calf Raises (left leg) x 20 (in cadence)
    Calf Raises (both legs, toes in) x 20 (in cadence)
    Dips x 20 (in cadence)
    Calf Raises (both legs, toes out) x 20 (in cadence)

    Moseyed over to the mini foundry for a quarter murph (25 pull-ups, 50 merkins, 75 squats). Did some Mary waiting for the six to finish:

    Real Freddies x 20 (in cadence)
    LBTs x 20 (in cadence)
    Crunchy Frogs x 20 (in cadence)

    Continued the mosey to back of the museum to hit the legs:

    People’s chair hold plus Air Presses x 20 (in cadence)
    Monkey Humpers x 20 (in cadence)
    People’s chair hold plus Air Presses x 20 (in cadence)
    Low Slow Squats x 20 (in cadence)
    Left leg front extension x 20 (In cadence)
    Right leg front extension x 20 (In cadence)

    Back to flag for COT, coffee afterwards @ Navarre.

  • Can I get the Instructions Again? – from Architect

    Let the KOT folks get on with their routine, then gathered the PAX for some warm-ups and stretching. Proceeded to induce confusion early on which lingered throughout the workout.

    Everyone grabbed their favorite rock, and we made our way to the parking lot. I provided as much clarity as possible as we went through some suicides with and without the rock. FNG showed up late, but jumped right in. PAX felt guilty and grumbled that no one brought an extra rock to share.

    We moseyed over to the Hill, and capped the workout with some 11’s accompanied by OHP at the top.

    Ended with more confusion in the COT, but was finally able to get FNG a shiny new name, Radiohead.

  • Confusion at the Renaissance by Triple Shift – from Vagabond

    It’s Father’s Day and I was all excited to bring out the coupons (kettlebells and dumbbells) to get our old man strong bods in shape. After talking with Fracsac yesterday at coffeteria, he said no has signed up so I said I would take it. After signing up, I received an email that confirmed that I was the Q. The only problem was that I signed up for next Sunday, June 25th. Insert Face Plant meme here.

    As I started to unload the bus with all the weights, Vagabond informed me that he was the Q and graciously allowed me to co-Q with him especially will all the gear I brought. Anyway, here we go.

    Vagabond starts us off with 25 SSH, 10 Slow Vigodas, 10 Grass Grabbers, 10 Bob and Weaves, 10 Hill Billys, 10 Hip Slappers, and 10 Wax on/offs. Short mosey to the grass to the left of NOMA for a descending ladder of 20/15/10/5 Merkins, 20/15/10/5 Big Boy Situps, and 20/15/10/5 Bobby Hurleys. After we did a first set, we lunged walk up the ramp then ran back to the beginning. On the second round after we did the 15/15/15, we lunged walked then bear crawled then ran back to the grass. On the third round after the 10/10/10 we lunged walked, bear crawled then did 2 burpees at 4 well-spaced orange cones then ran back to the start. Finally, after 5/5/5, we lunged walked, bear crawled, then did 4 burpees at the 4 well-spaced orange cones the ran back to the start.

    Time for the hand off and then the weights. The instructions were to pick up a weight and start at the landing area in front of NOMA. We would do 20 single arm rows, then farmer carry the weight to the first light pole then do 18 squats. From there we would farmer carry the weight to the second light pole and do 15 hand release merkins. Continuing with the farmer carry, we would go to the third light pole and do 13 American Hammers with the weight in a letter ‘U’ pattern. Finally, we would farmer carry the weight to the fourth light pole and perform 10 bulgarian split squats with the weight (each leg). The numbers 20, 18, 15, 13, and 10 are the ages of my children and I was hoping to do 5 rounds of this routine but that was too ambitious, and we didn’t have enough time. Mosey back to the front of NOMA to drop off our weights and we headed to the back of NOMA for a surprise and of course Sunday Mornings. The surprise exercise was Burpees/Donkey Kicks! Like a Jack Webb routine, we did 1 burpee in cadence then 2 donkey kicks. We increased it all the way up to 6 burpees / 12 donkey kicks. #Crowd Pleaser. Finally, we did 2 Sunday mornings then headed back to the flag.

    Countoff, namerama then memory lane. I asked the PAX to share a good memory they had with their father in honor of Father’s Day. What a special time getting to hear the stories of time well spent and memories made with their dads. I prayed us out and ask God to bless us to be the fathers we were designed to be. Happy Father’s Day!