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  • Mountain of BLIMPS – from Fracsac

    YHC attended a BLIMP themed Q courtesy of Rudy at Okwata and felt it appropriate to share the love at Wisner Mountain.
    Warmup with the regular stuff followed by a People’s Run to the Mountain.

    BLIMPS Ladder

    At the base of the Mountain, run to first light pole and back and do 5 burpees.
    Run to 2nd light pole and back and do 5 burpees and 10 lunges.
    Repeat adding IW, merkins, plank jacks and squats.

    Run up the mountain stopping at each light pole for Pax choice. Included merkins, pistol squats, 8 count Body builders, and more.

    Return to flag for 8 count body builders and a little planking to finish it out.

    CoT

    Thanks for pushing me to be better!

    SYITG

  • First MG Weekend Buy-Back – from Glitter Balls

    Temp: Cold Enough
    Conditions: Nice Enough

    Pax: Cheesesteak, High Rise, Cracklin, YHC.

    I woke up in the bushes outside the Children’s Museum sometime around 0500, daiquiri still in hand and both an umbrella and sunscreen on my person due to the schizophrenic weather of the weekend. Unsure of how I got there, I secreted my kids’ Mardi Gras ladder underneath the ramp only to find cinder blocks and 3 PAX staring at me.

    I guess I signed up to Q, how serendipitous.

    Quick mosey around the figure 8 into 20 SSH, 10 Forward/Reverse Arm Circles, 10 Moroccan Night Clubs, 10 Windmill, 10 Grass Grabbers.

    Partners, timer up ramp to gate and back.

    First set:
    50 Block Merkins
    75 Heavy Freddie’s (2:1)
    150 Step Ups (2:1)

    Second Set:
    75 Chest Press
    100 Block LBCs
    150 Squats

    Third Set:
    75/75/75
    Curls/Flutter Kicks (2:1)/Walleyes

    Mary:
    Heavy Freddies, Skullcrushers, Flutter Kicks, Chest Press

    COT.

  • Soggy Shoes – from Rudy

    YHC warned the PAX that it was going to be a soggy shoe day. The overnight rain came through as expected, and sure enough – the grounds of Okwata were as soggy as I hoped. Much to my surprise, the Lakeview PAX made a strong showing. Perhaps rumors of the collective fear of water are overstated. 530, time to start with our disclaimer (and one last reminder to expect wet shoes) and mosey to get started.

    Warmup: after about a 15 yard mosey, warm up with Open the Gate (PAX were quite insistent on Close the Gate as well, which they earned after a 5 burpee “just be quiet” penalty). Some Grass Grabbers, Abe Vigodas, SSH and Imperial Walkers to get the blood moving.

    Thing 1: Across the soggy grounds to the Levee. Quadrophelia. Does an Okwata workout really count if you don’t do Quadrophelia? Discuss amongs yourselves.

    Thing 2: Mosey 10 yards along the top of the levee. From the way-back-machine, found reference to a Triple Nickel. Lets do it. 5 exercises. Each exercise is 3 sets of 5 reps. Start at the top of the levee – down one side for 1 set, back to the top for 2nd set, down the other side for 3rd set, back to the top to plank and wait. Sit Ups – PAX grumbling that more than their shoes were getting wet. Hand Release Merkins – yup, lets get the front side wet and dirty too. Jump Squats, Dr Ws and wrap up with Carolina Dry Docks.

    Thing 3: 4 groups at the House of Pain. Bear Crawl up the levee, 3 burpees, bear crawl back down (timer). Pull Ups, Sit Ups, Hand Release Merkins. Got through 2 cycles. If there was any remaining doubt about shoes – the 6 inch puddle under the pull up bars solved that problem.

    Thing 4: Across the street to the planters for a few rounds of RLSU, LLSU, Dips, Box Jumps

    COT: Cracklin’, we’ve got your back through prayer and action. QSource on Language, which gave YHC a chance to talk about one of my NY Resolutions: to better watch my own language – not only remove cursing, but also enhance the quality of my language. Speak intentionally, reflect not only the person I am but the person I hope to be.

    Thanks for the chance to lead – and trust me, the shoes should be dry by Okwata next week.

  • Resolution to get Swole – from Mahatma

    Tribe of Swolefest

    Filling the empty Q slot I was looking forward to the change of Monday morning scenery! Pulling up there was an eager pax of 9 tugging blocks out from under the walkway, it’s Swolefest after all…..it would be like not using rocks at the Real RC or only doing 50 burpees at the Uptowner. All good an audible to the plan would be called.

    Warm up 
SSH
    
AbVagooda

    Mnt Man Poopers
    Shoulder Taps
    Peter Parkers
    Scorpion kicks
    Low slow squats

    Short mosey to the grass.

    10 silent – keep silent and thoughts focused on following the Q as to the transition to exercises:

    SSH

    Burpees
    
Merkins
    
High plank
    
Plank Ups
    
VUps

    Repeat continuously until 10 minute alarm

    365

    3 Deconstructed Burpee (slow to Qs cadence)
6 Box Jumps
    
5 rounds

    Grab the blocks all Pax in a circle – 1 round of “All Day Baby”
    All Pax hold blocks overhead, 1 pax goes into the center performs 2 man makers then back to the circle, next pax to the center. Continue until all pax has done the 2 man makers.

    Place the blocks flat side down – block cross over push ups, left. 30 sec recovery – block cross over push ups, right.

    12 x front raises
    15 V Ups block extended
    20 block press
    20 WWII Sit Ups

    10 block curl / squat / press

    3 rounds
    Running man X 11
    15 air press
    Running x 11
    10 squat overhead press
    Running man x 15
    20 TriCep press

    Finisher
    Indian merkin chain

    COT
    Prayer for purpose and thanksgiving!

  • A VQ Begins a New Year – from Pool Boy

    Conditions: Wet and 58 degrees
    5:27 am. With the football field and track completely flooded, I call an audible and change workout.
    After quick disclaimer, mosey over to the rocks.

    Warmups:
    Abe Vigoda
    Arm circles – with clubbin included
    Imperial Walkers
    Side Straddle Hops
    Peter Parkers
    Mosey over to the parking lot by the gym after grabbing rock. Without rock, sprint to the gym:100 side straddle hops and then head back to the other end of the parking lot. Sprint to gym: 75 squats and back to parking lot. Sprint to gym: 50 merkins and back to parking lot. Sprint to gym: 25 calf raises and back to parking lot.
    With rock over head, indian walk to the gym and back to end of parking lot.
    Mosey over to soaked baseball field. Individual rock toss/throw from one side of the field and back.
    Mosey back to the rocks for Coolorama:
    Abe Vigoda, imperial walkers, side straddle hops, Big Boy Sit ups, Peter Parkers.
    Mayhem with the anticipation of his first Q Friday jumped in with:
    25x Flutter kicks
    20x Hello Dolly’s
    20x Tin Scissors
    50 LBCs on your own
    COT
    Honored to lead today with first Q and appreciated everyone’s help.
    Prayers for those in need and for a faith filled 2023.

  • Simple Stomp (610 Stomp 2022-12-20) – from Catfish

    Chilly and moist at the 610 Stomp with 7 PAX.

    Did a simple run – 20 minutes out, 20 minutes back along the Marconi route. Back to starting point for flutter kicks (in cadence x 20), crunchy frogs (in cadence x 20), and LBTs (in cadence x 20). Did some leg and hip stretches to finish out, then COT.

  • The 5Q Foundry – from Fracsac

    Doomsday was upon us, or at least that was what meteorologists across the south were claiming. In defiance of these alarms, 5 HIMs posted at the Foundry expecting gale force winds and horizontal rain.
    Weather conditions were 72 degrees and muggy with a 5 mph southerly breeze.

    No Q signed up and there was tension in the humid air. Pop Tart cut the tension like a butter knife goes through a strawberry pastry with a disclaimer and instructions to head to the Foundry. Once at the Foundry Glitterballs calls a Sudden Change and instructs the Pax to do a Half Murph, then asks what it consists of. Clearly this was meant to intimidate the other 4.
    Tool then grabs the Q for some Core work, then one ups the intimidation factor by making us call out merkins in a ring of fire followed by 10 minutes of clockwise pax choice core work. The tension was getting too thick, so YHC had to intervene! Move to the grassy area for the following:
    Prisoner genuflect followed by 1 burpee
    Prisoner genuflect followed by 2 burpees
    Continue up to 5 burpees.

    Scooter couldn’t keep himself contained any longer and gave the order to head back to the flag completing 10 derkins at each bench along the way. Thank all that is good we ran out of time after 5 benches….

    COT

    NMM

    -The meteorological folks likely kept a lot of Pax in the fartsack.
    -Johnny Lawrence from Karate Kid and Cobra Kai were discussion points during the half Murph. Then it was brought up he was in One of the Guys, another 80s movie where he played a bully. He always plays a bully.
    -Montana is a place Tool wants to see, mainly because he watched Yellowstone. I’ve been there but I’ve never watched Yellowstone. But we both like Johnny Lawrence. Don’t judge….

    SYITG

  • Triple Threat at The Foundry – from Fracsac

    Eight Veteran Pax showed up at the Foundry with the intent to lead. YHC attempted to inform the other seven of the Q sheet and how easy it is to use. It did not go well, and went something like this:

    YHC: Use the Q Sheet guys, it’s not hard.
    Tool: Shut Up!
    Kuch: Yeah, LVCC Rules! Who dares challenge me?
    Da Parish: I think this calls for a cage match!
    LVCC: Oh, it’s on!
    YHC: What the….????

    And so an epic battle to take the Q ensued, which seemed completely unnecessary. Glitterballs was the first to go down in what can only be described as a cloud of dust which coincidently looked like glitter. Saban called out that he would no doubt be in the championship round, but he suffered two losses, one coming from Glitterballs before he fell. Abacus optimistically calculated how he could win, but distracted himself by attempting to decipher his odds and went down like a bead on a metal rod when turned vertical. High Rise rose up to the challenge, then went back down, because I suspect that’s how he’s built. Da Parish was seen stretching well outside the designed protection area. Not really sure why he would want to be there, but hey, you do you right? That left YHC, Kuch and Tool standing. After taking a severe whooping from both, YHC yelled “No Mas!” which is weird, because I don’t speak Spanish and don’t really even know what it means but it worked and they backed off leaving me in third place. Kuch got a little dirty and pulled out the Claw which surprisingly took down Tool. I mean, the guy has a hardware store, how does he lose to a claw? Anyways, that’s how we ended up with the three 15 minute Q share. Kuch the winner, followed by Tool, then YHC third.

    Kuch took the pax around the track and to the open area for a warm up, then started with 8 count body builders just to remind the pax he was large and in charge. He did some other warmup stuff followed by 5 burpees OYO. People’s run to the Foundry for a couple minutes of Mary, then passed the Q to Tool.

    Tool assigned stations: There were 4 stations of various exercises such as pull ups, step ups, decline shoulder taps and burpees. Timer included lunges and squat jumps. There were 4 rounds, so it was changed up by Tool as he desired to show his dominance. Tool then informed YHC it was my turn, and he emphasized not to screw it up.

    10 Burpees OYO, as that seemed to be what the pax wanted. This was just to give myself some time to figure something out. I then did what I often do in these situations. I asked myself, “What would Triple Shift do?” So I gave the LVCC the gift of sore legs with a mosey to the open field for the genuflect lunge routine. 1 full genuflect followed by 2 lunges, then 2 genuflect and 4 lunges, etc. Continue up to 10 genuflect and 20 lunges. Triple Shift bailed me out again! Mosey back to the flag for COT.

    NMM

    The Foundry is alive and well, so if you’re looking for a fun and challenging Wednesday beat down, take a look at the Foundry,

    It was cold again this morning, 46 degrees with a cold wind making it feel like 40 degrees. It’s nice to have hurricane season behind us though, so I guess we should welcome it. At least it was dry.

    The Q sheet does need some love. Remember, we are an organization of leaders, not an organization with leaders. If you don’t step up and lead, you will slowly become a consumer. Don’t be a consumer, be a leader. You can Co Q with another pax if you would like, or take the whole thing. Sometimes pax need a little push, so feel free to give that gentle nudge, respectfully, to get others to step up.

    SYITG

  • A VQ Begins A 39th Trip Around the Sun – from Glitter Balls

    5:20am – 41 degrees. All but 5 of the cinder blocks are missing under the ramp.

    Off to a great start. Dispatch PAX to the Wisner Bridge cache and start setting up for VQ. Forget speaker.

    Putting the “V” in this “VQ” right off the bat.

    Let’s start while 2 heroic PAX are retrieving more blocks.

    The Thang:

    Warmup – 20x SSH, 20x IW, 15x Mountain Climbers, 15x Peter Parker, 1x “Get Cinder Blocks from Kuch’s Car”.

    Partner Sets –

    Set 1 – 50x Block Burpees, 100x Curls, 150x Rows – partner rifle carries block to top of ramp and back.

    Set 2 – 50x Block 8-Count Body-Builders, 100 Squats, 150 Block LBCs – partner runs to end of Museum landing and back.

    Set 3 – Both Partners together split 150 Step-ups, 200 1 Legged Wife Pleasers (w/ block).

    Mary – Skullcrushers, Heavy Mercury’s, Mountain Climbers, Flutter Kicks.

    6:15am – COT, Announcments, Intentions, Prayer, Fist Bumps.

    My 10th week of F3, my 10th week of Swolefest. To say this has been transformative is an understatement and I thank each an every man I’ve met and had push me over these 2.5 months time.

    Today was my birthday and I wanted to Q to kick off my last run of the 30’s strong, and as I said, begin a year wherein I walk into the doctor’s office at 40 and CHALLENGE them to test me!

    A big thank you to Kuch for always sending out that PM text to the LVCC and keeping us focused and engaged with each other. See ya’ll for my 11th Swolefest in 2 weeks, taking the family to go see the Mouse in Orlando for the holiday.

  • Another Q, Another Stupid Idea (The Reprise) – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: Cool and a little windy. The lake was choppy

    Pax: Abacus, Cheese Steak, Cyber Cajun, Glitter Balls, YHC, Jesus Juice, JV, Kuch, Mahatma, Ralph Machio (Charlotte)

    Today’s classic Okwata beatdown was a reprisal from March 3rd, 2016. The Original workout was attended by Griswold, Tool, and YHC.

    The Thang

    Warm up COP – SSH x 30; IW x 30; DQ x 15; LSS x 30

    We then moseyed to the levee. From the top of the levee we completed a set of Quadraphiia* – four minutes of running down the levee forward and back up backwards. YHC got in 10 trips, which is better than the 8 I did in 2016.

    From there we moseyed along the top of the levee stopping to do a set of Jack Webbs – escalator from 1 to 10, merkins followed by air presses.

    After the Jack Webbs we moseyed to the bottom of the hill for some Mary: LBC x 40; Penguin x 20; Elbow Plank Jacks* x 20; Dying Cockroach x 20; Elbow Peter Parkers* x 15; Flutter Kicks x 20.

    *This may be the first time I have done Elbow Plank Jacks and Elbow PP (chuckle) since 2016. Why do we not do these more often?

    We followed Mary up with 10 hill sprints – sprint to the top of the hill and recovery jog back down, everyone stays together.

    Mosey to the water’s edge for some arm work. 20 dips followed by another bad idea by YHC – decline merkins on the steps leading into Lake Pontchartrain x 9. Kuch and I did the in the lake, everyone else chose the planters. We followed that with Incline Merkins a safe distance from the water x 10 and Squats x 20. YHC gave everyone a second chance at the Lake Merkins. Participation was 80% this time. #MakingMemories. This is where the 2016 workout ended. We are apparently much more efficient 6 years later. We still had 15 minutes left.

    Mosey to the discarded street sign with the concrete base. One man bear crawls up and down the levee as the timer. One many does rows with the street sign. The third man leads the others in an ab exercise. Rotate through until all have bear crawled and rowed.

    Mosey to the flag. One minute remaining for 11 8-count body builders.

    NMM
    • Good lesson from 2016 about doing the important things first. You don’t want to waste a bunch of time doing arm circles at the beginning of the workout and then only have 30 seconds for Quadraphilia at the end (see last week’s Q). We got a solid 4 minutes in for Quadraphilia this morning because we made it first.
    • There are two things that make me think it’s been a good workout. Someone pukes or JV drops an F-bomb. No one puked today, but JV dropped an F-bomb 9 minutes in. I could not be prouder.
    • I’ve been doing Jack Webbs for 8 years. I still don’t understand how air can be so heavy.
    • We really should do Peter Parkers from our elbows more often.
    • Guys were really pushing it on the levee sprints. We should probably do more explosive exercises where we have time to recover. This was a good one.
    • When YHC had the original bad idea of doing decline merkins on the steps to Lake Pontchartrain, the Lake was calm. Today, the sea was a little angry. It was so much better this time. I will never forget the image of 8 guys to my side doing decline merkins while the lake was washing up and over them. Top 5 Okwata memory for sure. Could easily be #1.