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  • Friday morning Football – from Pool Boy

    Weather a nice 81 degrees. Quick disclaimer as Knots headed for their workouts and we hit the football field. With it being football season, thought some of us could relive our glory days.
    WARMUPS of:
    SSH
    Grass Grabbers
    LBC’s
    Arm circles
    Peter Parkers
    Imperial walkers
    Hillbillies
    Merkins
    7 FOOTBALL WORKOUTS
    1ST Karaoke 40 yds- 10 merkins. Karaoke 40 yds back – 10 merkins
    2nd Backpedal 40 yds – 10 merkins. Backpedal 40 yds back – 10 merkins
    3rd High Knees 40 yds – 10 merkins. High-knees 40 yds back – 10 merkins
    4th 12 up downs
    5th With 4 cones in a square, back pedal to 1st cone, then shuffle to 2nd and sprint. 5x
    6th With 4 cones in a square, bear crawl to 1st cone, then karaoke to 2nd and sprint. 2x
    7th With 4 cones 3 yds apart, agility drill of shuffling feet. 5x

    Game time! After a few rules, a football game commenced.
    Team 1(shirts): FNG(Manziel), Wedding Planner, Hand Grenada, Mayhem
    Team 2(skins): Pool Boy, Mahatma, Vagabond, Architect
    I believe skins took it 3-2.
    All time QB – Bogey Montana

    Some Mary to finish out.
    COT. We welcomed FNG – “Manziel” to the group

  • Hump Day Gloom – from Vagabond

    Black Jack 21s

    Run lap, warmup

    7 stations

    Field
    burpees
    Sit-ups
    Squats

    Gazebo 1
    Step ups alternating
    Derkins
    V ups

    Wall Gym
    Plank ups
    Wall step ups
    Incline wife pleasers

    Stairs Gym
    Calf raises
    Balls to walls 21 secs
    People’s chair

    Gazebo 2
    Dips
    Bulgarian split
    Decline shoulder taps

    Hill
    Bear crawl to top and crawl bear down
    Incline hello dolly
    21 incline burpees

    Rocks
    Thrusters
    Curls
    Russian twists

    Mary

  • Uptowner Old School AMRAPs – from Mahatma

    YHC – showed up with 5 minutes, planted the flag AT the Rock Pile as we did pre plandemic. Dropped off his TJ Max bag with Pickleball gear then headed down to the cage arriving just as the seconds ticked off to 5:30. Quick disclaimer as the Knots crew headed to the track and the rest of the pax to a slow walk back to the rock pile all the while with chatter as to what’s this about an “old” starting spot for “the” Uptowner!

    After 6 years YHC learned a few things and one is don’t get sucked in to the chatter as it will never go your way! So circle up for a warm up.

    Various cadence:
    2 rounds Scantron stretch
    Side Lunge
    Windmills
    Nolan Ryan’s
    Peter Parker’s
    Mnt Man Poopers
    Parker Peter’s
    Forward Lunge Left leg with Arm circles
    Flap Jack
    SSH

    Grab a rock
    1st AMRAP (as many ROUNDS as possible)
    Thrusters (a.k.a. squat press) x 10
    Merkins x 10
    10 wall jumps or alternating step ups
    Lunge walk from tree to light pole
    Walk or run back
    This is 1 round – complete as many rounds as possible in 10 minutes

    Grab your rock relocate on the other side of the road – 4 rounds of Mary

    2nd AMRAP
    6 burpees
    Extended Curls x 10
    6 burpees
    Squat front raises x 10
    Bernie Sanders from tree to power pole
    Walk or run back
    That is one round – again complete as many possible in 10 minutes

    Rtn the rocks – 1 minute of plank to push ups

    COT

  • Im Promp 2 – from Vagabond

    Warmup, track lap, 11’s with rock in field, circle up exercises with rock, Indian rum, Bobby hURLey’s , cot

  • 1988 National Championship – Again – from Rudy

    YHC decided to start the Birthday Week bonanza with a replay of his very first Q

    1988 National Champions – A Year in Review

    So as 530 struck, 9 PAX set off to the rock pile (it would grow to 12 as late arrivers Heisenberg, Mr Rogers and Wedding Planner joined us during the warm up) while another 5 went off for KoT.

    Circle Up for quick warm up to get blood moving. Grass Grabbers and Don Quixote (what they were called back in 2016, according to my backblast) and then describe the workout. Hand Grenada had the audacity to talk smack about the recency of this national championship. Yet he proudly recalled the 1959 Ole Miss championship year.

    Lets relive the year.

    Game 1: #13 ND 19 – #9 Michigan 17. 5 foot nothing freshman Reggie Ho boots 4 FGs. 19 count IW, SSH and Peter Parkers. False Start as Frac appropriately notified the Q that he was performing Hillbillies. And a 5 burpee penalty applied to Kenna Brah for talking smack.

    Game 2: ND 20 – MSU 3. 20 Merkins in cadence. NOLA football star Michael Stonebreaker returns an INT for a TD.

    Grab a Rock.

    Game 3: As our young QB (Tony Rice) starts showing of his arms, we’ll start working our arms. ND 52 – Purdue 7. Overhead x15, Curl x15, Row x15, Push x7. Drop the rock (Yes, Mayhem – that was 52 total)

    Game 4: ND 42 – Stanford 14. Repeat with x13, then x3 for the Push.

    Game 5: TRAP ALERT! Looking forward to upcoming “Game of the Century”, ND squeaks by. ND 30 – Pitt 20. Repeat with x9, then x3 for the Push

    Mosey to the football field, leave the rock on the baseline as we won’t be needing it for a bit.

    Game 6: Catholics vs Convicts! #4 ND 31 – #1 Miami 30. Hero of the game, Safety Pat Terrel with an interception return, and breaking up the potential game winning 2 pt conversion with 30 seconds remaining. We’ll sprint the 50 yards, 10 Squat Jumps, sprint 50 yards back.

    Games 7 & 8. The Military Academies. ND 41 – Air Force 13, and ND 22 – Navy 7. Suicide Sprints and Burpees. 10/20 then 10 burpees. 10/20/30 then 7 burpees. 10/20/30/41 then 5 burpees. Mr Rogers is FLYING through this.

    Game 9: ND 54 – Rice 11. Rocket takes it to the house! 80 yard sprint. Oh wait, HE DOES IT AGAIN. 80 yard sprint back.

    Grab your rocks, head to the pavillion

    Game 10: ND 21 – PSU 3. Bad weather so the passing game is shelved, leaning on the stable of RBs. Work our quads with Step Ups – x21 each side.

    Game 11: 2nd “Game of the century” of the year. #1 ND 27 – #2 USC 10. Coach Lou Holtz sends 2 starters home for “improprieties”. What integrity! We’ll take a seat in the people’s chair and watch the game with them. 27 seconds, then 10 curls. Repeat.

    Getting late – return rocks, head back to the flag.

    Game 12: #1 ND 34 – #4 WVU 21. Finish up with 34 LBC as we were running behind.

    COT: Count Off, Prayers for Mr Rogers for his surgery this week. He swears he’ll be back for the Friday Birthday Q!!! YHC remains incredibly grateful for this group of men and the accountability and encouragement they bring. Prayers that we all may bring those same skills and abilities to all of our encounters.

  • It Wasn’t Me – from Architect

    Since the listed Q didn’t show, and no one else stepped up, I had no choice but to take the lead and use my enhance mental capacity to scheme up a decent workout on the fly.

    Disclaimer provided, encouragement provided to push one’s self. Warm-ups conducted.

    Mosey’d to playground for some group therapy. First group hung out, second group just sat there, and the third remained face down. Threw in some squats because there were some special requests for leg work. PAX rotated through the three stations above.

    Partnered up and grabbed some rocks. Round 1 – Pairs made it across the baseball field, one riffled carried, the other bear crawled (also by special request). Partners switched as needed. Round 2 – repeat round 1 but with lunges (again, trying to accommodate special requests)

    PAX whined about HR remaining too low (obviously they neglected to listen to the disclaimer). YHC threw in some sprints and BBsitups. After rocks returned, workout concluded with some Mary and COT.

  • Pairs of 3 – from Hand Grenada

    5:30a, per Rudy, intro, disclaimer and off to the rock pile for warm up
    Grassgrabber IC X10
    Abe Vagodas IC X10
    Squat Twist IC X5
    Kim Jung Uns IC X10
    Arm Circles Front IC X10
    On your face
    Peterparker IC X10
    Recover
    Arm Circles Reverse IC X10
    Back on face
    Shoulder Taps IC X10
    Recover
    Morocan Night Clubs IC X10

    Grab a rock and off to the gym.
    Break into pairs(in hindsight I screwed this up and shouldve broken into pairs of 3)
    Dora with 100 chest press, 200 squats, 300 LBC’s, PAX1 does exercise while PAX2 traverses the obstacle course with assisted deep lunge up ramp, run around to back of building for crab walk on the wall, then around other side of gym to relieve PAX1.

    20 count from Rudy

    Mosey to parking lot
    All PAX in straight line from tree 1, standing curls IC X10, walk in line to next tree, Shoulder Press IC X20, walk in line to next tree, Rows IC X20, walk to next tree, Shoulder Press IC X20, walk to next tree, Standing Curls IC X10.

    Mosey back to rock pile, ensure that Bogey has dropped the sandbag, then horses to barn, COT, count off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, prayer

    Always a pleasure to lead, men. Thanks for pushing me!!
    HG

  • Dora’s lazy mean sister – from Kenna Brah

    Birthday Q
    8/7/61

    Arm Circles
    Twists
    Imperial Walkers
    Abe Vigoda
    Low Slow Squat

    Flora 1-2-3

    100 Merkins – P1 does 10 with feet on coupon. P2 holds plank with feet on his coupon. Flapjack.

    200 LBCs – P1 does 20 LBC holding coupon high on chest. P2 holds legs 6″ off ground, and extends arms w/ coupon over chest. Flapjack.

    300 Goblet Squats – P1 does 25 goblet squats. P2 lowers to bottom of goblet squat w/ coupon, and holds. Flapjack.

    200 LBCs – P1 does 20 LBC holding coupon high on chest. P2 holds legs 6″ off ground, and extends arms w/ coupon over chest. Flapjack.

    100 Merkins – P1 does 10 with feet on coupon. P2 holds plank with feet on his coupon.
    Rifle/any carry down to the gazebo for some recovery stretches
    Return to rock pit for Ring of fire till times up – then backwards walk/jog to flag
    COT

  • Rudy got sold – from Mayhem

    Q started selling Rudy at 7:30pm the evening before on showing up to the proper AO… ABC (always be closing)… Rudy got sold

    530am
    Disclaimer
    Mosey

    Warmarama: windmills, grass grabbers, side straddle hops, peter parker peter, mountain climbers, arm circles, reverse arm circles

    Rock pile then to the parking lot

    Doracides
    2 PAX work together
    Suicides first line, 1 burpee and back, second line 2 burpees and back, third line 3 burpees, tag other PAX and rotate
    100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 LBCs

    Take the rock to the bollards, manmakers until Triple is done five, take rock back to the start

    Circle up with me
    Game of dice
    Ended with Rudy’s low slow squats

    Back to the rock pile
    Back to the flag (one minute late because of Rudy’s squats)

    Prayer requests for PVC, Rudy’s daughter, Wedding Planner’s friend and all those that are going through a rough patch that we may not know

    Have a great day and weekend

    SYITG