Tag: Hokie Pokey

  • Kindergarten Day! – from PVC

    Warmorama
    Low slow squat
    Abe vigoda
    Peter Parker
    Parker Peter
    Hill billy
    Imperial walker
    Self love
    Butt kickers

    10 each
    Merkins
    Bear crawl
    Big boy sit ups
    Lunge
    Grass grabbers

    5 each
    8 count body builders
    Motivators
    Monkey humpers
    Mountain man poopers

    10 each
    Merkins
    Bear crawl
    Big boy sit ups
    Lunge
    Grass grabbers

    Frisbee
    2 teams each start at same end zone in efforts to reach the goal without dropping the frisbee. 2 defenders allowed to cross to other side. Once point scored opponents do 5 each 8 count body builders
    Totaled approx 2mi.

    COT
    Welcomed FNG and named him Faux Pas

  • Monday morning at The Scrum – from PVC

    Warm o rama
    Low slow squat
    Abe vigoda
    Peter Parker
    Parker Peter
    Hill billy
    Imperial walker
    Self love
    Butt kickers

    Mosey

    Step ups

    Mosey

    Lunge
    8 count body builder
    Bear crawl
    Big boy sit up
    Lunge
    Flutter kicks
    Bear crawl
    Squat
    Run backwards

    Mosey

    Dora style
    8 count body builders
    While partner ran up the stairs at JP performing art building

    Mosey

    Coupons
    Overhead press, bench press , curls
    Dips

    Coolorama
    Low slow squat
    Abe vigoda
    Peter Parker
    Self love
    Butt kickers

    COT

  • Joey Bovia Memorial – from Hokie

    BooBoo, Charmin, Fast Tax, Frac, Hand Grenada, Hokie, Mahatma, Rudy, Vagabond, War Eagle paid tribute to Joey Bovia during this Memorial Day week

    Warm up
    8 SSH
    31 Shoulder Shrugs
    10 Abe Vigoda
    24 grass grabbers
    3 burpees

    24, of Kenner, La.;
    assigned to 3rd Combat Assault Battalion,
    3rd Marine Division, III Marine Expeditionary Force, Okinawa, Japan;
    died Aug. 31 at Camp Dwyer, Afghanistan, of wounds received while supporting combat operations.

    8 stations – 31 reps each station

    4×4’s while waiting on the six

    Start with arms raised in a standing position,
    burpee into plank
    followed by four Merkins
    followed by four mountain climbers with each leg.
    “One” is completed when returning to the standing position with arms raised.
    Wash, rinse, repeat.
    Recommended to do OYO while waiting for the 6 or waiting for a partner during a group exercise
    .

    1. Bear crawl merkin 1.2.3.merkin
    2. Alligator Merkins
    3. Ballerina Toe Squats
    4. Australian snow angels
    5. Big Boy Sit-up-Ups
    6. Blades of Steel
    7. Bohemian Rapsody
    8. BOPO burpee – one leg merkin – plank- one leg merkin

  • The Triumphant Return to Okwata – from Fracsac

    6 Pax at Okwata, disclaimer followed by mosey around the fountain and circle up in the grass for normal warmup.
    Mosey to the fountain for Double shots with Jack Webb at the Barre.

    Mosey to the levee top for Peoples disperse Run. Each pax got 2 turns to call an exercise where pax went down levee for 5 x exercise then gathered back up top.

    Mosey to House of Pain and partner up for stations.

    1 – Merkins x 20 and plank
    2 – pull-ups x 5 and then hang
    3 – bear crawl up levee x 5 burpees (timer)
    Rinse and repeat x 3

    Return to flag for Mary

    COT

    NMM

    -Frac week continued with the Pax stepping up to the challenge.
    -There was a nice breeze at 0525, then gone at 0530…..
    -Welcome back Surge! Okwata missed you!!

    Thanks for posting with me.

    SYITG

  • May the 4th be with You – from Boo-Boo

    YHC was finally able to get a Q spot for El Diablo around Rudy, Hokie, and Fast Tax who are locked in a race to be the first to add their name to the miniature bat Hawg received 10 years ago for being one of three attendees at a Zephyrs game.

    YHC lead the PAX on a short mosey to the field for a warmup consisting of ordinary warmup exercises. I added in MNCs since Frac was in attendance. Since there wasn’t 100% dance compliance, a 10 burpee penalty was imposed.

    As YHC was ready to move into the meat of the beatdown, he was met with significant resistance for not including Imperial Walkers in the warmup since it was May the 4th. Being a man of the people, YHC obliged to stop the bellyaching of the sci-fi sect of the group.

    With smiles on their merry faces, YHC led the group to the track for BLIMPS as a mode of transportation to the rock pile bc a mosey just wouldn’t be sufficient. The typically quiet and non-judgmental Rudy pointed out that YHC substituted plank jacks with another exercise. The poor guy forgot that modification is acceptable in the F3 world, and we were still able to spell BLIMPS correctly.

    Upon arrival at the rock pile there was the typical banter regarding rock size. PAX were instructed to figure it out as it is not YHC’s place to judge another man’s rock!

    Off to the 50 yard line for 10 Rounds of Tyson, which consisted of all exercises in cadence. At some point Macgyver showed up late and rockless. Initially he was instructed to rifle carry the “bat” until instructed otherwise, but Triple Shift quickly seized the opportunity to shed his oversized rock by switching with Macgyver. Other PAX, namely Rudy, also took advantage of the opportunity to share/shed his rock with the lad.

    While that was fun, all good things must come to an end. PAX returned their rocks to the rock pile and gather for some Mary in the vicinity of the rock depot.

    Mosey to the flag exactly on time! COT, prayer, OUT!

    It’s always an honor to lead HIM! Thank you for the opportunity.

  • An Impromptu Morning – from Fast Tax

    El Diablo 5/18/2022

    As YHC was getting ready to head to El Diablo this fine morning, it dawned on me that I was supposed to Q. Only two PAX were present as I rolled up to the meeting area, and I remember thinking “good, only 2 witnesses to YHC’s lack of planning.” Nevertheless, that was not meant to be as Hawg walked up as we were moseying to the rock pile and Rudy rolled in (4 minutes late mind you) followed by 3 others. Time to get the creative juices flowing with some impromptu creativity…

    Warmups consisted of SSH, grass grabbers, Nancy Kerrigan’s, Arm Circles, Crab Merkins, and of course, Hairy Rockettes, preceded by two penalty burpees incurred by Boo-Boo.
    After selecting medium rocks, we headed to the shelter for the first thing YHC could think of, Stations of the Chest.

    As there were 8 of us, each picnic table was a station (some had two) with an assigned exercise: Tricep Extensions, Overhead Press, Curls, Rows, Bench Press, Absolutions, Merkins, and Burpees. Initially YHC set the reps at 15, but after some input from Bolt, the Burpee station was the timer. Rotate and repeat until all stations were visited. It was apparent that, as Bolt basked in the compliments on his form, Rudy was feeling a little left out.

    As the exercise wrapped up, YHC had a flash of inspiration for the second event…let’s play chase. We set our rocks down and headed to the hill as I hastily put the concept together. The slope of the hill was the boundary (could not venture on flat ground) with one PAX being “it” and chasing the rest. Whoever was caught had to do 5 burpees, everyone else had to do 3 burpees. Though the concept could use a few beneficial tweaks, it seemed to work fairly well. After several cycles it was time to move on to the next PAX guinea pig event, which Bolt adroitly named 45 Degrees of Self-loathing.

    Holding a 45 degree angle with feet on the wall, PAX perform 4 count shoulder taps IC with a push up at the end.

    The final event was a series of exercises in the chair position holding our rocks with backs against the wall. After each 15 rep exercise (curls, overhead, etc.), we passed our rock to the PAX on the left, with YHC making changes (tweaks) as we went along, rotating cadence caller and direction of rock shifting.

    After dropping off our rocks, we paused for some unordinary stretches (swan dive and manatee) and headed back to COT for name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer.
    Followed by Coffeteria.

    YHC would like to express his appreciation of the PAX willingness to be guinea pigs for his new creative exercises and their impromptu nature!

    Thanks for the fellowship! SYITG
    Bolt, BooBoo, Fast Tax, Hawg Cycle, Hokie, Mambi, Pike Al, Rudy

  • Frac Rocks the City – from Fracsac

    Frac week continued with a stop at the AO known as Rock City, The Rock City, The Real Rock City. The theory that Slaughter proposed would once again be put to the test.
    Warmup started with the typical stuff, including 31 SSH and of course MNC where dancing was highly encouraged.
    Mosey to the rock pile.
    Circle up for a little modified shock and awe.
    SSH IC x 5 followed by 10 burpees OYO
    SSH IC x 5 and 9 burpees OYO
    Stop at SSH IC x 5 and 3 burpees OYO
    That gets us to 52.
    Partner up and grab a rock, a big Rock, a Real Big Rock! Heisenberg took this quite literal!
    Partner 1 Carrie’s the rock ahead while partner 2 does 5 squats and 2 Merkins then sprints up to swap. Out about 250 yards and back.
    Throw the rocks back and mosey to the field.
    EMOM x 5 with burpees. 10 for first 3 minutes and 11 for last 2 minutes. That’s another 52!
    Last we played a little variation of ultimate football followed by some Mary with Catalina Wine Mixers x 10.

    COT

    NMM

    The pax proved again that Slaughter was wrong. These men were not soft in the 1st F, they were strong in the 2nd F and they exploded with the 3rd F!
    Thanks for joining me today as YHC celebrates his latest journey around the Sun!

    SYITG

  • Cinco de Mayo Murph – from Hokie

    6 pax including an FNG, Seacrest, met for Murph training.

    15 rounds … 7 pull ups – 14 Merkins – 21 squats…

    The only thing tougher than 105 pull ups, 210 merkins & 315 squats was the naming process of our FNG Seacrest who plays and coaches lacrosse, got married and spent the 1st year in COVID lockdown, does advertising in the medical field, is based out of Philly … and then we discovered he auditioned for American Idol, alas Seacrest.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead

  • Toilet Paper Recall – from Disclaimer

    21 pax showed up for a Charmin/Disclaimer Que

    Charmin led us out to the football field for a warm-up that included:
    SSH x 21
    Monkey Humpers x 15
    Mountain Man Poopers x 10-15 based on vive
    Hillbillies x 10-15 same as MMP’s
    Hairy Rockettes x 10

    Disclaimer took us over to the play ground and instructed everyone to get in groups of three (we had 7 groups).

    25 mins total time of work (stay together as a team….every complete the work)
    -800 meter run
    -25 pull-ups
    -50 merkins
    -75 air squats

    The goal was two complete at least two rounds.

    We had a bunch of people finished two rounds (good sign for the murph coming up!)

    After that we ran in over to the rock pile.

    -Shoulder press, bicep curls, tricep extensions overhead
    15,15,15 hold your rock until the group finishes

    5 burpees

    Repeat same exercises 12 reps of each hold rock until everyone finishes

    10 ROCK on swings

    Repeat same exercises 9 reps of each hold rock until everyone finishes

    5 burpee rock ground to overhead press (I looks and feels like it sounds!)

    Indian run ( which was more of an Indian sprint back to the flag)

  • Sorry I missed Groovin’ with Tool- MOPS is 10!!!! – from Hokie

    I was heard saying @ Sphinxster’s Crawfish boil, I was going to my 1st Swolefest to Groove with Tool this morning.

    Thank you MacGyver for texting me last night reminding me I was actually the Q at The Scrum, so duty calls…

    We 5 Pax met and reviewed our mission statement… 10 Burpee penalty for a miss and a 5 burpee penalty for a near miss… 15 burpees later

    To plant, grow and serve

    small workout groups for men

    for the invigoration of male community leadership..

    After warm ups we did an exercise AMRAP for a period of time then ran backwards about 30 yards and then ran back to our starting point

    Round 1 MORE BURPEES for our N’antan
    Round 2 Merkins
    Round 3 MORE BURPEES, then Merkins, then low slow squats

    Rounds 4–11 MORE BURPEES plus just one exercise.

    To close out we did MORE BURPEES plus a minute of Nolan Ryan’s and MORE BURPEES

    200 Burpees for our N’antan

    Thank you RevSox for sharing Mops’ 10th birthday with us!!!

    Continued prayers for Heath and his upcoming trial (no date set) and now for Kenner Brah and his aches & pains