Tag: Hokie Pokey

  • Cowbells on the Mountain – from Rudy

    5:30 am. 80 degrees, and at least 80% humidity. Summer in NOLA. 11 PAX ventured out into these glorious conditions to enjoy a run.

    YHC gave the disclaimer. He clearly indicated that it would be important to watch for potholes. Apparently, some PAX would choose not to listen. But with that, we were off to the base of the mountain (just over 1 mile away).

    YHC and Belloq had an enjoyable run to the mountain, discussing future plans for Beignet. Great kid, great future in front of him. Belloq kept up steady stream of conversation while YHC was focusing on just trying to keep up. Thanks for the push!

    Everyone gathered at the base of the mountain for a new drill I call the “Cowbell”, after the PAX who introduced me to it. 1 Minute sprint up the mountain as far as you can go, followed by 2 minute recovery stroll/mosey back down the mountain. Rinse and repeat 6 times. YHC still hasn’t made it to the start of the fence. That’s the elusive goal… Cracklin didn’t seem to have a problem getting there, nor did Snooze (at least the first 2 or 3 times). Way up ahead, Kuch and El Guapo seemed to have no problems reaching at least that far. Nice work!

    After everyone got 6 sprints, time to mosey back to the flag. And 10 of the 11 managed to make it back. One PAX forgot the disclaimer and was waylaid by a pothole on Wisner. Be well Snooze!

    COT back at the flag. Prayers for kids, parents and teachers as we all struggle to navigate through a new school year and the challenges this will present. May we all try to reflect God in our words and actions. Thanks for joining me!

  • 60th B’day for Kenna Brah – Movie’ themed w/60 sprinkled in – from Kenna Brah

    Big thanks to the F3 posse for showing up for my b’day Q. Much appreciation and great coffeteria for 17 Pax.
    Warmup –
    Tropic Thunder (Clap) – Seal and Overhead Claps – 30+30=60
    Billy Jack – One Tin Soldier – 60
    Star Wars – Imperial Walker – 60
    ———————————————-
    Get Coupons – Go to Lake Side
    Cinderella Man (Up/One/Two Echo 1+) – WWII Situp Right/Left Cross/uppercut – 30+30=60
    Matrix -(UP/Down count) Bridge hold 5 sec * 12, then Left/Right Plank Holds 12 sec each 5x
    Blades of Glory (OYO) – Bonnie Blairs – 5 sets of 12 with Rocky Run up Levee 12 SSH Repeat to other side
    Tenent (OYO) – Run up Levee backwards, 12 reverse Crunch on other side. 5x
    (Coupon)
    Lion King (pairs on timer)- Hold Simba (Coupon) – 12 Sec each, pass to partner while partner does Mission Impossible 5X
    Deliverance – Make seated circle pass coupons left or right like paddling a canoe 1 round min
    Finish w Something about Mary’s.
    That’s a wrap on a beautiful day with great men.

  • Mode of Transportation (MoT) and Coupon fun – from Hokie

    Our mission is to
    plant, grow and serve
    small workout groups for men
    for the invigoration of male community leadership.

    6 Pax (Frac, Triple, Bar Tab, Mambi, Boo Boo and yours truly) enjoyed the beautiful morning with pleasant temps and relatively low humidity.

    Warm ups
    Bulgarian Lunges/Squats
    Arm Circles
    SSH

    The Thang

    Using Cinder Block Coupons ~ Catch me if you can to the end (800 ft).

    PAX 1 does the 20 reps of the exercise with coupon; then farmer carries two coupons to catch PAX 2 who has been doing the MoT (Mode of Transportation); they switch roles; keep alternating roles until they reach the end of the 800′ runway. (From Circle to 1st large Power tower). At end of runway ~ Iron Sharpens Iron dictates 100 LBC’s & then Shoulder Taps til the six

    1. 20 Shoulder presses – MoT (Mode of Transportation) Bear Crawl.
    2. 20 Big Boi Sit-ups – MoT Broad Jump Burpees
    3. 20 Bicep Curl – MoT Double Tap Lunge
    4. 20 Upright Row – MoT Crab Walk.

    Anytime a plane goes overhead, we took “a break” and did 5 Seal Burpees (A Burpee with three merkins) 1st merkin, then right leg spider man, 2nd merkin, left leg spider man, 3rd merkin… followed with a jump 😉

    Upon returning we knocked out 50 chest presses and a little stretch.

    Closed with COT and reminder for Saban’s birthday 7 miler tonight and tomorrow’s 60th Birthday Party Q by Kenner Brah

  • Wet and Rainy in the Wild West – from Baywatch

    5 PAX galloped west to partake in my virgin Q for the Westward Ho. It was wet and wild with rain, fire ants, and triple digit burpees!

    Warmup:

    IC Low slow squats 15x
    IC Arm circles (forward & backward) 15x
    IC Stormtroopers 15x
    IC SSH 15x

    We then moseyed over to a soft, pillowy layer of grass that War Eagle introduced us to only a week earlier. However, there would be no lying down, rather, only aching gazes downward at the soft grass as we proceeded to do a Ring of Fire for 5 rounds of non-stop merkins:

    R1: Diamond merkins 10x
    R2: Military merkins 10x
    R3: One foot staggered hand merkins 10x
    R4: Merkins 10x
    R5: Wide hand merkins10x

    Next came the real fun…a 10x10x10. 10 rounds of: 10 burpees; run over levee; 10 BB sit-ups; run back over the levee. After Fracsac and Kenner Brah thoroughly embarrassed us young folk and War Eagle survived his bout with the fire ants, we finished up with some core.

    IC Dying cock roaches 10x
    IC Leg lifts 10x
    IC Opposite heal penguins 10x

    We also threw in 5 more burpees for Frac’s plane sighting.

    A final mosey back to the flag for a brief stretch, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer.

  • The Joyous All Stars – from Fracsac

    4 All Stars gathered at the View for a Joyous beat down led by none other than YHC, unanimously voted as All Star MVP by a panel of individuals that shall remain anonymous. Trust me, it’s true.

    Mambi, Hokie, War Eagle and YHC grabbed a coupon, disclaimers were given, then up and over the levee we went.

    Warmup

    SSH IC x 31
    Grass Grabbers IC x 10
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Hillbillies IC x 15
    Bat wings IC x 10

    COP 1 – Block Webbs!
    1 Merkin on Coupon, followed by 2 block presses
    2 merkins, 4 block presses, so forth and so on until the Q calls it…..we’ll come back to those later.

    COP 2: BOMBS
    Blockees x 10 (Manmaker, aka burpee with a block)
    Run up the levee to the cones and bear crawl the course, run back.
    Overhead presses x 20
    Bear Crawl course
    Merkins on the coupon x 30
    Bear Crawl course
    Bicep Curls x 40
    Bear Crawl course
    Squats x 50
    Bear Crawl course

    COP 3 – BLIMPS
    Blockees x 5 (Manmaker, aka burpee with a block)
    Bear Crawl course
    Lunges x 10 with coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Imperial Walkers x 15 w/o coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Merkins x 20 with coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Plank Jacks x 25 on Coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Squats x 30 with Coupon
    Bear Crawl course

    We owed a few more Block Webb’s, so they were completed here.

    Head back to flag

    LBC IC x 100

    COT

    NMM

    – The new coupons staged at the View are the real deal, feel free to come and critique them for yourself.
    – It was a requirement to be joyful during the beat down, but we didn’t do enough burpees. We should have done more burpees. Who voted me MVP anyway?? The bat wings we did have gone wasted without burpees. I’m a total disappointment.

    SYITG

  • Rucking and Heisenbergs – from Hokie

    After a disclaimer and focus on our credo & mission statement… we 5 Ruckers moseyed towards the Treasure Chest with our rucks, a 60# Sandy bag and two 50# sand bags. Every 4 minutes we stopped and did 10 seal burpees aka Heisenberg’s… after 5 rounds west, we returned the 5 rounds back. Just over a mile and 100 Heisenberg’s later we returned to watch some “A” steal my coconut water and threaten to steal my car.

    We closed and lifted him up in COT

  • How are you, my F3 Brother? Really, how are you? – from Hokie

    Copied from F3 Suncoast Ripken except I replaced his phone number with mine

    Please read…. One of the guys in F3 MeCa took his own life this past week. He seemingly had it all together, and no one realized he was mentally struggling. He reached out to a few pax/friends, but his request didn’t seem important. Guys suck a communicating…I know I do at times.

    I don’t want to ever hear this story from anyone I know, most of all from F3 NOLA. Therefore, read these words of wisdom from their Nantan. Get one accountability partner; better yet, start your Shieldlock today. If you ever want to talk, I’m here. My cell is tel: 504.417.9382.

    Start by taking the DRP and showing up at a beatdown this week somewhere. I don’t care if you’re injured or have some beef or don’t like mornings, F3 is more than a workout, and while we were all Sad Clowns at one point, we’re not going back there. Ask the guy next to you if he’s ok, and don’t accept “fine” for an answer; call some guy you haven’t seen in a while. And know, in the words of Frac, “I love you!”

    I wanted to share some words posted by one of MeCa’s site Qs this week after what was a tough weekend for the Men of MeCa.

    “Some of us get up and make the donuts, in MeCa we’re now all about “Being the Medicine”
    “Guys, it was an emotional weekend for us all. We aren’t designed by the Creator to do life alone. I heard and read different men this weekend talk about their medication. For some, their medication is chemical. For some, F3 is their medication. For others, both are their medication.

    I’m no doctor or psychologist or therapist, but the way I see it, we all fall into two different categories, and can even bounce in and out of each category.

    Cat A: you need the medication.

    F3 can be a form of medication that can help if you let it. I fall into this category. You’ve heard me talk a few times about how challenging it is for my wife and I with our younger daughter and her many issues. I see a huge difference in how I handle it on days I show up to F3 and days I don’t.

    Cat B: You are the medication.

    That’s right, you may not know it, but you are a vital reason that F3 is someone’s medication. The more of us that show up, the better the medication dose is for the ones that need it. I recognize that I fall into this category too. There are days, like last Monday, I didn’t want to get up. I decided to anyway, and was glad I did, as there were only 3 of us that day at the Dawghouse.

    I am reminded of Chapter 4 of the book of Ecclesiastes: “Two people are better off than one, for they can help each other succeed. If one person falls, the other can reach out and help. But someone who falls alone is in real trouble. Likewise, two people lying close together can keep each other warm. But how can one be warm alone?

    A person standing alone can be attacked and defeated, but two can stand back-to-back and conquer. Three are even better, for a triple-braided cord is not easily broken.”

    So I ask this of you all:

    Come out this week and get your medication.
    Come out this week and be the medication.

    SYITG…hopefully tomorrow!

    HOKIE out.

  • Five Flavored Sunday – from Fracsac

    5 strong at the Renaissance looking for a challenge. Hot and humid, no surprise for August in Nola.

    The shovel flag was planted, followed by curses to the fire ants which vigorously defended their home on the ankles of YHC. Triple Shift, Vagabond, Abacus, and Hokie looked on amused at the spectacle, or debacle maybe….

    Disclaimer given, then a mosey to the steps of NOMA facing the bacon.

    Warmup

    SSH IC x 31
    Grass Grabbers IC x 10
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Hillbillies IC x 15
    Bat wings IC x 15

    Run a lap around NOMA in a column with last man sprinting to the front.

    Mosey to grassy area by the lake for some EMOM. A wise man once said that he read a life hack book that said you could cut your exercise down to 4 minutes per day if you just did a 4 minute tabata of burpees. Since we have 45 minutes, we modified it to a 5 minute EMOM of 50 burpees. After a month of Heisenberg Seal burpees, a 5 minute EMOM was almost too easy.
    Single column run with sprints to the Foundry, handing off the speaker like a baton. That’s right, YHC brought the jams!

    Stations at the Foundry with a little bit of this, some of that, and then ran back to our little grassy area for another 5 minute EMOM of 50 more burpees. Most would have called it there and then as the hack book insinuated, but not this group. Mosey to the back of NOMA for some Sunday Mornings with Eye of the Tiger playing. It was pretty inspiring. I’m pretty sure I saw Triple Shift shadow boxing.

    COT

    – YHC is convinced one can’t call it a beat down without at least 70 burpees. We did 100. That’s not plutonium level work, but it’s something!
    – If you’re wondering what a Heisenberg Seal burpee is, and I know you are, it’s a burpee with 2 ‘mericans. Sounds easy, right? Heisenberg and YHC did 2535 each in July. What are you doing in August to challenge yourself?
    – You should try a Sunday post if your schedule allows. It’s a great way to start the week. If you have to prepare for your sermon, or just can’t get away from CBS Sunday Morning, that’s understandable. I get it.

    My ask to each of you is to reach out to a fellow Pax and ask them how they’re doing. Not some “how ya doin’” greeting, rather a sincere “How are you doing?” Then listen.

    SYITG

  • Glorious Return to WPM – from Fracsac

    26 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to The Legendary Wolf Pack Mountain to see what YHC had on the beat down menu. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Mosey over to the Rosy Palm Court and circle up for a warmup:

    IW IC x 15
    Abe Vigodas x 10
    Grass Grabbers x 10
    Bat wings AC, SC, OH, MNC (dancing encouraged)
    Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10

    Count off and pax instructed to remember their number. Then count 1,2,1,2….

    Mosey to the mountain…

    Two columns, hence the 1 and 2 count. Run to the top of the mountain with last pax sprinting to front all the way up.

    Once on top, take the stairs back down to level 4.

    Burpee broad jump the short side of level 4, then bear crawl the long way.

    Head back up the mountain, with quadraphilia on the inclines and sprints on the straight aways, all OYO.

    Circle up on the top for a mental test. The Q has the pax recall their number, then combines the numbers in some fashion for SSH. The instructions are clear: execute SSH IC up to the first number followed by SSH in silence and completing together, with the Q being the cadence to follow. Failure to follow instructions results in a penalty.
    Spoiler alert: there were penalties.
    Penalty 1 – Heisenberg Seal burpees x 10 (burpee with 2 Merkins)
    Penalty 2 – Heisenberg Seal burpees x 15
    Penalty 3 – Sprint to far wall and back and do 10 burpees.
    The 4th time the Pax got it, sort of.
    Time for one set of Tin Snips IC x 20.

    Return to the flag for COT

    NMM

    – YHC hasn’t done WPM in a while, and wow! What a rockin’ AO!
    – The uptown crowd was surprisingly quiet today, minimal Mumblechatter going on.
    – There’s a rumor going around about doing burpees even if the pax were in perfect sync. I cannot confirm nor deny this rumor, except to encourage the pax to continue to reach for perfection.
    – Coffeteria was awesome and well attended.
    – Thanks for allowing me to be part of such an incredible group of men, and for gifting me the opportunity to lead.

    SYITG