F3 New Orleans

Tag: Hokie Pokey

  • Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin’ Alive – from Vagabond

    Ten pax circled up for disclaimer and welcome and went to rock pile for stretching, warmup and a few intro burpees. Each grabbed a one-handed rock and proceeded to the football field where YHC has set out lighted markers at 20 yard markers.

    Thang: 4 exercises at each marker, 20 reps, declining by 2 to 12 reps
    – single hand cross body rock snatches (looks like you’re discoing to Stayin’ Alive, hence the singing by certain pax during that part) full count of reps in each direction L/R
    – bonnie blairs
    – merkin with opposite toe-tap
    – big bois
    – at last marker on return run in reverse to the start
    – plank up for the six, then next rotation

    Finished with ring of fire: boat with American hammer a few times around circle

    Back to flag for COT, prayer

  • Beethoven and Burpees – from Pop-Tart

    Warm up
    SSH – 10 IC
    Imperial Walkers – 10 IC
    Arm Circles -10 IC
    Reverse Arm Circles – 10 IC
    Overhead claps
    Self love
    Grass Grabbers – 10 IC

    High Brow workout at the Renaissance this morning exploring Beethoven’s grit and genus.

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/088Sk2PLdtaapKL9XpcGY8?si=gqAbqKrATxSgf0YpqqaIKw

    The 9
    Beethoven wrote 9 symphonies in his lifetime. These are know as “The 9″… along with the 1927 Yankees.

    Work:
    9 burpees every minute for 9 minutes

    The Fate Symphony — #5
    “These notes depict the hand of fate knocking on my door.” In it’s entirety the piece represents a battle between death and despair vs hope and life.

    Work:

    Dora
    Run / merkins – 100
    Run / lunges -200 1/1
    Run / American hammer – 300 2/1
    Dips / Rising merkins up the NOMA steps – accumulating count
    Dips / Scuba diver merkins down the NOMA steps – accumulating count

    Allies in WWII used Symphony #5 it as a Victory call, V in mores code is ( . . . — ) mimicking the first 4 notes of this piece. Ironically as Beethoven was German

    Work:
    Sunday Mornings x5

    ….I’m going to end with a quote that people attribute to Calvin Coolidge, but it’s really by Ray Kroc, one of the founders of McDonald’s: “Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent….”

  • Rucking Renny (Renaissance 2021-03-07) – from Catfish

    Post-ruck Renny with 11 PAX.

    Started facing the bacon and burst out the gate with 8-count bodybuilders. Went to top of stairs for deep-sea divers. On to sixes for leg lifts, hello dollies, and freddy mercurys. On feet for 5 mins of EMOM burpees (10 burpees per min)

    Back on feet for Imperian squat walkers. Circled in the road for jack webbs (to 13). On feet for an Al Gore / jump squat ring of fire (2 rounds).

    To the fountain for dips, right leg power ups, derkins, left leg power ups, irkins. Moved back to steps area for calf raises.

    Back of museum for Sunday Mornings (min 5 rounds).

    Back to front of museum for Peter Parker Peters, Dr. Ws, then 5 OYO burpees to finish.

  • RED – Tribute to the 141 and the 256 – especially Army Specialist SPC Jean-Paul Tujague Jr – from Hokie

    Technically Army Specialist SPC Jean-Paul Tujague Jr is in the 141st (Washington Artillery) which is attached to the 256th Infantry Brigade, so we paid tribute and respect with 141 Merkins and 256 Big Boy Sit Ups… broken down into six rounds.

    We started at the gathering point and moseyed to the rock pile and then onto the tree lines field.

    Round 1 – 16 Merkins, run across field from one tree line by baseball field to the other tree line near the gym lot, 26 Big Boy Sit Ups (BB), run back across the field, grab your rock and do shoulder presses waiting on the 6.

    Round 2 – 25 Merkins, run across, 30 BB, run across, grab rock for curls waiting on the six

    Rounds 3-5 — 25 Merkins, run, 50 BB, run and use rock while waiting on six with triceps (round 3), rows (round 4) and chest presses (round 5).

    Round 6 – 25 Merkins, Run, 50 BB, and stay in lot doing Side Straddle Hops waiting on the six.

    While in lot, we planked and bird dogged for 14.1 seconds and then again for 25.6 seconds.

    We then ran back to gather our rocks and return towards the rock pile for 25 (.6 was silent) more chest presses and (14 (.1 was silent) box CUTTER’S with our rocks overhead..

    Mosey back to the Flag for Mary and COT. At request of Boo Boo, Penguins saved us after Jay-Lo’s by Scantron.

    Special gratitude to all those who serve!

    Thank you for allowing this old man the opportunity to lead.

  • Honoring RunCajunRun plus bonus burpees – from Hokie

    I was honored to get my passport stamped and to journey down to visit with team Sweaty Bells.

    King Kong, Almonaster, Douille, SubPrime, PopALock, Blow Out, Moana and I were all excited to have a guest appearance by Man of The Year Gabrielle 😉

    9 HIM honored RunCajunRun with some running between kettle bell sets and still honored January with 100 Burpees lagniappe while also adding 150 reps with Kettle Bells as follows:

    50 Lunges with Kettle Bells
    .47 mile loop of parking lot
    Baseball toss in plank position (in lieu of boring shoulder taps) while waiting on the SIX aka Hokie

    40 shoulder presses with Kettle Bells
    .47 mile loop of parking lot
    Baseball toss in plank position while waiting on Hokie

    30 chest presses with Kettle Bells
    .47 mile loop of parking lot
    Baseball toss in plank position while waiting on Hokie

    20 rows with Kettle Bells
    .47 mile loop of parking lot with the extra of 10 burpees at each corner plus mid point on long stretch along Magazine
    Baseball toss in plank position while waiting on Hokie

    10 Tricep extensions with Kettle bells
    then 10 burpees before running across parking lot for 10 burpees
    back to the start for 10 more burpees, back across for 10 more and then back to circle for final 10.

    Thanks for endulging me. I enjoyed my trip to the far off land known as SweatyBells and hope I get another return visit to Q in the the 2nd quarter. I also welcome any of you to come visit Monday’s at The Joy at The View and to lead me in a coupon beatdown.

    We closed and journeyed to the other side of the park to cheer on some of our running brothers as they finished their RunCajunRun with 7-13 miles.

  • Mobility is required for Momentum – from Triple Shift

    Noun – Mobility – the ability to move freely and easily

    With the passage of time, things always tend to fall into a rut or ravine…depending on how bad it gets. Because we focus so much of our time on getting physically stronger to accelerate our health, we forget that regular maintenance should always be included in that formula for peak performance. As I have been battling a nagging achilles injury for over six (6) months, it’s time, to be honest with myself and be intentional about working on my mobility. Now I know you might be thinking out loud, “but we do a stretch at Broga or when we do the Abe Vigodas or grass grabbers in our warm-up.” Well, mobility and flexibility are somewhat related but put simply, flexibility is the ability of a muscle to lengthen and mobility is the ability to control movement through a range of motion.

    WARMUP – I went through a series of slow, methodical movements of squats, butt kicks, hacky sacks, high knees, merkins, etc.

    THANG – I focused mainly on mobility exercises for the Wrists/Hands, Shoulders, and Hips. I led the PAX through the instructional videos and mobility diagrams found at GMB Fitness.

    9 Wrist Mobility & Strength Exercises for Pain-Free Hands & Wrists

    Shoulder Pain: Shoulder Exercises & Movements for Pain Relief

    Hip Exercises for Power and Mobility

    COT – I closed with a prayer of gratitude and that God would provide peace for those who are suffering and encouragement for those who are leading (that’s all of us if you didn’t know by now). In the COT, I shared a wonderful poem from Red Turtle titled ‘The Last Stop’ from F3 St. Louis. Enjoy!

    THE LAST STOP
    Bent and Broken. Wounded and Torn
    Life ripped apart by the ceaseless storm
    Crashing waves blinding the eyes
    Drowning and consuming him with pain and lies
    The clown wakes
    With Shoulders slumped and knees creaking
    It’s 6 am and he is unsure of what he was thinking
    Into the gloom, he decided to stumble and stand
    Surrounded by strangers in a foreign land
    Now he stands, the world still and silent
    Focusing the clown on a cold most violent
    “Back to comfort” whispers the clown
    Back to the warmth to lay it back down.
    The whispered words crawl around inside his head
    Telling the man to go back to playing dead
    Abandon all hope. The man is not enough.
    But as the Man thinks to turn and flee
    To abandon all of the hope he had started to feed
    His friend, like a warrior, appears out of the dark
    Hefting a brick upon his shoulder with an F3 Mark
    The warrior is filled with love, hope, and fire
    Rescuing the sad clown his singular desire
    It was an Emotional Headlock gently and routinely applied
    That had finally brought his broken brother, now OUR Man, to the Pride
    As the warrior hands the brick to OUR Man
    He grins in delight at the outcome of his Plan
    With love in his heart and hope in his eyes, he gives to OUR man a final instruction
    “This is your Coupon which you must not Drop!
    Welcome FNG, you’ve arrived at The Last Stop.”
    – Red Turtle F3STL

  • Delightfully Painful at Lake Town – from Fracsac

    4 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted in the far west reaches of the region, aka Kennah. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Warmup by starting a 1/2 mile mosey around the boat launch area and circle up near the stairs at the levee for:

    Motivator – It’s a descending gruesome broken down form of SSH’s that’ll make your calves scream but really gets the blood flowing! Follow up with:

    Bat wings x 15 each ending with Moroccan night club x 31

    Triple Nickel:

    5 SSH on one side of levee, run up and over for 5 burpees. Always facing south, so Bernie Sanders back up x 5 evolutions.

    Mosey back to main parking lot near flag for some exercises and sprints:

    Round 1: Incline Merkins x 10, sprint across lot, Bobby Hurley x 10, sprint back

    Round 2: Derkins x 10, sprint across lot, Monkey Humpers x 10, sprint back

    Mosey to the point to make use of the pier:

    BOMBS

    At each covered area of the pier, do the following IC

    Burpees x 5, then mosey to next covered area

    flutter kicks with arms Overhead (still an O) x 10, then mosey

    Merkins x 15, then mosey

    Big boi sit-ups x 20, then mosey

    SSH x 25, then mosey

    Lagniappe:

    8 count body builders IC x 10

    Mosey back to flag after 2 miles completed for a little Mary

    Tin Snips
    Crunchy frog
    LBC’s

    COT

    • Glad to see Belloq make the trek all the way out and take some great photos. He’s the best photographer in all of F3 Nation!
    •. Help us to grow the Kennah AO at Lake Town, spread the word!

    SYITG