Five pax warmed up on the Pontiff football field to usual exercises: SSH, grass grabbers, windmill, peter parker, mountain climbers, arm circles, personal favorite single leg balance knee thrusts R/L
Moseyed two laps on track with sprints on the straights.
Grabbed one-handed rocks and proceeded to north field.
7’s
Turkish Get Ups – flat on back, rise to standing straight, then sit/lay back down, with rock held outstretched straight throughout all reps
John Travolta’s in middle x 7 to and fro (raise rock and cross diagonal to opposite foot and back again R/L, L/R)
Woke up early to this beautiful, cool, dry morning to setup the field in front of Audubon Zoo with our F3 flags. Then I moseyed to our usual Birdcage COT spot to meet up with 45 other PAX to celebrate F3Nola’s 6 year anniversary. Before the disclaimer, I told the PAX that this is our actual anniversary date, and The Birdcage was our very first weekday AO. We then headed over to the field in front of Audubon Zoo with our warmup exercises in cadence. To honor our 6 year anniversary, we started the day with 6 burpees OYO.
1.) SSHs x 20
2.) Windmills x 10
3.) Self Love x 10
4.) Imperial Walkers x 20
5.) Peter Parker, Parker Peter, MCs x 15
We divided the PAX in 2 groups in the middle of the field. One group was facing the Zoo while the other was facing Magazine Street. Each group had their own marker to reach to (which was about 50 feet away).
Round 1 – moseyed to the marker and did 10 hand release merkins. Then moseyed back to the middle of the field and went back out to marker to do 15 hand release merkins. Then moseyed back to the middle of the field and went back to the marker to finish off with 20 hand release merkins. Then converged back to the middle of the field to wait for the Six (SSHs until the Six was done).
Round 2 – similar routine as round 1 except we did 10, 15, and 20 big boy situps.
Round 3 – similar to round 1 except we did 10, 15, and 20 jump lunges. Also, instead of running, we were side hopping.
Round 4 – similar to round 1 except we did 10, 15, and 20 leg raises.
Round 5 – similar to round 3 except we did 10, 15, and 20 squats.
Round 6 – similar to round 1 except we bear crawled to the marker and moseyed back to the middle of the field with 20, 40, and 60 overhead air presses in between.
Round 7 – similar to round 6 except we bunny hopped to the marker and moseyed back to the middle of the field with 5, 10, and 15 burpees in between.
At some point during the workout, we saw a shooting star with a crescent moon in the backgound.
Round of Mary
We did the following in cadence:
1.) American Hammers x 20
2.) LBCs x 20
3.) Hello Dolly x 20
4.) Low Country Crabs x 10 (Yankee’s lead)
5.) Dying Cockroach x 20 (Hawgcycle’s lead)
COT
We finished the beatdown with COT. Announcements and prayers. Someone mentioned Bogey is buying for everyone who shows up at the Deutsches Haus tonight. We thank Sky Q for giving us the strength everyday so that we can do this on a regular basis. Always grateful to be out in the AM with the PAX and hopeful for many years of this.
Few of us had some F2 coffee at PJ’s on Magazine. Always entertaining conversations with the PAX. SYITG
Conditions: Humid and Partly Cloudy. 73 degrees, 100% humidity. Wind 4 mph from the NW
The Thang
We divided up into nine teams to play some Rarájipari. Teams of 4 or 5 kick a baseball as they run. No real rules other than you have to kick it everywhere you go. Today each team had to visit four landmarks to collect a playing card. They could collect the cards in any order. First team to make it back with all four cards and the ball was the winner. The landmarks were the Peristyle, The Dueling Oak, The Singing Oak, and the Rugby Pitch. Overall mileage was roughly 3 miles for the efficient teams, over 3.5 for some of the more directionally challenged teams.
Cool Down
As teams arrived back to the start High-Rise led as he took stretch requests and YHC closed us out with a little Mary before we sealed the deal.
NMM
Chaos ensued at the start. A couple of Pax went down with turned ankles and balls were lost.
We started with nine balls. We ended with five. Not sure of the specifics, but one team was rumored to have lost two balls somehow.
One team lost a ball off the Wisner Bridge. That leads to a number of questions.
The teams that went to the Peristyle first had to weave their way through a Zumba class to get to the flag.
This workout was much more compliant with Corona restrictions than what Papa Smurf did on Monday. Although our pods were sharing the same ball, YHC was the only one without shoes. CDC guidelines limit shoeless Rarájipari players to one per team. In an abundance of caution, other teams shod all of their players.
Some teams were looking for Dueling Oaks. Just to clarify, the Oaks themselves have no beef with one another. The Dueling Oak, singular, was the location of many a human duel back in the day.
T-claps to Rudy, Boo-Boo, and Kuch for helping YHC put the flags out this morning.
T-claps to Bushwhacker and Cowbell for making the trek from the frigid North. Cowbell was showing off a strong sock game today.
Every Rarájipari team has a 6. And depending on what group we are in, that could, for the most part, be any one of us. The fast guys are usually controlling the ball up front and the 6 is keeping a consistent pace trying to keep up. You may be falling farther and farther behind, but you keep running. You keep plugging away. Inevitably someone kicks the ball into the shrubs, or into a giant mud hole, or off the Wisner Bridge and you catch up. It’s hard to overstate the importance of consistency in every aspect of our lives. Keep plugging away – you’ll get there.
Today’s Q goal was to get a good full body workout and to keep moving. 13 PAX showed up for the beat down.
At 0530 the warm up began.
Smurf jacks, Peter Parker’s, Froggies, Parker Peter’s, Don Quixote, Arms circles
The Thang: 45 secs per exercise, 10 second rest between each.
Prisoner squat, Jack knife, Hand release pushups, Carolina dry docks, Wife pleasers, Jump Squats, American hammer, Dive bomber pushups, Alternating plank toe touch,
After completing these workouts for two round we moseyed to the wall for some “line of fire.” First, at the wall, we did Rocky Balboa for a little extra warm up. For the “line of fire” the PAX did a wall sit, while each Pax down the line did 10 donkey kicks. Next round was wall sits, donkey kicks, then they held the high plank. Next, they held the high plank and did shoulder taps. Lastly they held the high plank and did Peter Parker’s. With 3 minutes remaining more Rocky Balboa were due.
Ring of Fire – Al Gore with 10 x Monkey Humpers x 2 rounds
Mosey to back of NOMA for Sunday Mornings x 5
COT and close with a prayer
NMM
YHC and Heisenberg completed a 25 mile ruck Saturday and warmed up with a 1 hour pre Renaissance ruck. The 50 mile Star course is only 2 weeks away. We’re gonna kill it!
YHC felt the need to share the 100 burpees in 10 minutes again. Spreading it around to various AO’s is a must!
join us Monday at the View to get IPC week 3 out of the way
YHC arrived to the view, planted a shovel flag, and watched as eager Pax arrived in the gloom. At 0530, a disclaimer was given, followed by a short mosey across the bike path.
Warmup
SSH IC x 31
GG IC x 10
Hillbillies IC x 20
Abe Vigodas IC x 10
AC IC x 20 (fwd and back)
Imperial Squat Walkers IC x 10
Shock and Awe
SSH IC x 5 – 10 Burpees OYO
SSH IC x 5 – 9 Burpees OYO
SSH IC x 5 – 8 Burpees OYO
You get the idea….
SSH IC x 5 – 2 Burpees OYO
SSH IC x 5 – 10 (never 1) Burpees OYO
Triple Nickle
At the base of the levee – Squats x 5 – Bear Crawl up levee
At top of levee – Bobby Hurley x 5 – Run down other side
At base of levee – Squats x 5 – Bear Crawl up levee
At top of levee – Bobby Hurley x 5 – Run down to starting point
That was one evolution – Rinse and Repeat x 5
Ring of Fire
Hold Al Gore, each Pax does 10 Jungle Boi Squats 2 Spoonz style (count to 5 then next pax starts) – Pass around x 3
Hold Plank Position, each Pax does 10 merkins – Pass around x 3
Continually do Monkey Humpers, each Pax does 10 squats – Pass around x 3
Final Push
Flutter Kicks IC x 20
Sudden Change – 10 Burpees OYO
Pax choice of exercise – call the exercise and the cadence, included Penguins, Hip Flexors, Reverse Crunches, and Tin Snips
Ended with Catalina Wine Mixers x 10
COT with Announcements, Intentions, Prayer to Sky Q
NMM
Glad to see Thumb War make it out to the View
The Shock and Awe drill never gets old – there’s always at least one Pax that thinks we’re going to do 1 Burpee, but we never do!
So, the Triple Nickle routine was probably not named quite right. Probably should have called it the Quintuple Nickle……
The Burpee is the perfect exercise, and YHC is trying to get back to where they are a little easier to do, but it is a struggle!
Coffeteria enjoyed by Pax from both the View and the Uptowner at PJ’s!
YHC saw an opportunity to Q at the prestigious El Diablo AO and snatched it! Arriving a few minutes early, YHC watched as 9 other Pax made their way to the shovel flag. With no lights on in Pontiff, the gloom was in full effect. At 0530 a brief disclaimer was given, and a short mosey was made to the field for:
Warmup
SSH IC x 31
IW IC x 15
GG IC x 10
Abe Vigodas IC x 10
Bat Wings IC – AC, OH claps, Seal Claps, Chinooks, Moroccan Night club
With the warmup complete, the theme of the beat down was given: HIIT
COP #1 – EMOM x 10 minutes
10 Burpees first minute, 15 Jump Squats two Spoonz style next minute, continue alternating
Increase Jump Squats to 20 on 4th minute and keep it there (it was well received)
COP #2 – Jack Webbs IC
1 Merkin followed by 2 air presses
2 merkins followed by 4 air presses
3 merkins followed by 6 air presses
……you get the idea
10 merkins followed by 20 air presses
COP #3 – The Suck (Embrace It!)
7 x SSH, 7 x Bobby Hurleys, 7 x merkins – Rinse and Repeat for 3 minutes as many rounds a possible
1 minute rest
Resume for 3 minutes, The Pax was pushed to beat the number of rounds from first 3 minutes
Suicides with Burpees
YHC had set up cones to mirror a basketball court.
10 Burpees at base line, sprint to 1/4 line and back, 1/2 line and back, 3/4 line and back, full court and back, complete 10 Burpees, plank and wait for the six
Mary
YHC gave dealers choice to the Pax. Included Box Cutters, Wife Pleasers, Freddie Mercury’s, Peter Parkers, Plank Jacks, Penguins
With only 1 minute left, YHC took the reins back to finish with Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10!
COT with Intentions and closed out with a prayer to the Sky Q
NMM
This is the first time YHC has been to Pontiff when there were no lights on at the track. Maybe it’s happened before, but just didn’t notice. Maybe they forgot to pay their bill?
Sergeant Crack from Birmingham joined us this morning, steered our way via Ethanol. He recently returned from deployment (Thank you for your service!) and has been happily reunited with his wife and 1 year old son that he’s only seen for about a total of 8 weeks! He says he intends to be back when he does work here in NOLA. We look forward to the future visits! T-Claps to Hokie Pokey for being his Uber.
YHC had to change the jump squats in the EMOM from 15 to 20 because there was too much rest, but that rapidly changed. The Pax will see this one again, it’s a real crowd pleaser.
The HIIT theme was awesome, and the Pax loved it. How does YHC know that? The lack of mumblechatter is a true indicator……
Hawgcycle had to go out of town, so he asked if someone could take the Q. Stepping in for Hawg is no easy feat, which is why the beat down was actually planned this time. We even did Bat Wings!
8 PAX got themselves out of bed on a Sunday morning to battle through the heat and humidity to start their week off right with a beatdown. We even had an FNG show up to see why other PAX left their AC’d houses for the discomfort of City Park. YHC gave the disclaimer and we moseyed to the steps of NOMA to warmup.
WARMUP- SSH IC x20 AV IC x 20 Arm circles IC x 20 Dying cockroaches IC x 20 Peter Parkers IC x 20 Parker Peters IC x 20
I had heard the Iron Pax Challenge was going to be stationary this week, so to honor the Iron Pax, I decided to lead the PAX in an Indian Run over to the Great Lawn for:
Suicide 11’s- Big Boy Situps and 8 Count Bodybuilders I had 8 counts planned for Catfish, but apparently he had to run across 2 more states that morning. For this beatdown we started at the top of the Great Lawn facing North with 1 Big Boy Situp, running to the first swing and performing 10 8-count bodybuilders. We then continued running to the electrical box, and then to the second swing for the farthest sprint.
Running suicides as part of 11s definitely took more time, but I looked at my watch and knew we were in the clear to Indian Run to Roosevelt Mall for:
Route 66– Jump Squats Taking advantage of the concrete benches on Roosevelt Mall, PAX ran up one side of Roosevelt Mall with Jump Squats until the 11th Bench, PAX then crossed Roosevelt Mall for: Route 66 – Dips There was some grumbling among the PAX regarding time, for Sunday Mornings (a Renaissance signature exercise). Again, I looked at my watch and knew we were good on time.
After completing descending Dips and Moseying to the back of NOMA, we took a 20 count and I noticed Hokey Pokey was already waiting, and questioned why we were taking so long. I looked at my watch again, said, “It’s 7:23 we’ve got 7 minutes, that’s plenty of time for Sunday Mornings. “Renaissance is 45min, not 60.” Well, YHC was quite surprised and embarrassed. One of the PAX said, “60 is the new 45”. We laughed and I learned a new word- LAGNIAPPE: Something extra the Q makes you do when you don’t want to (nailed it!). As we were over time, I cut our final exercise down from 5 rounds to 3:
Sunday Mornings
10 Air Presses in the peoples chair, followed by 5 donkey kicks, on the 5th donkey kick up to Balls to the Wall with one merkin/shoulder press. That’s one.
COT This was a particularly memorable beatdown, not only for the extra time, but also as we got to welcome FNG- Full Count into F3. As we start the Iron Pax Challenge there’s always a bit of rubbernecking and chatter about times/scores, I reminded the PAX about this quote from Hemingway, “There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.” Just by coming out to post each one of us is better than we were yesterday. I’m very thankful that we can come out, post and motivate each other to be better than our former selves.
A great start to the week and a fun time at coffeteria. SYITG.
12 Pax posted to the workout at The View known as The Joy, where 11 participated and one on IR proctored.
A brief disclaimer was given, followed by IPC Week #1 instructions so Pax could think about it during the warmup:
SSH IC x 31
IW IC x 15
GG IC x 10
AC IC x 10 fwd and back
IPC Week was the EMOM = 3 Burpees, where 3 Burpees are performed at the top of every minute, then continue with sequence of cumulative exercises below until all complete:
50 Hand release release merkins
100 Leg Raises
150 Jungle Boi Squats “2 Spoonz Style”
200 Big Boi Situps
250 Stationary Lunge Steps – One is One
Here were the official times:
Belloq – 30:44
Door Dash – 37:30
Pai Gow – 42:29
WingNut – 42:00
FracSac – 43:40
Boo Boo – 44:44
Logo – 47:00
Hokie Pokey – 48:42
Mambi – 49:52
Say Cheese – 50:00
Kenner Brah – 50:00
Closed with a COT
NMM – This beat down was brutal! T-Claps to Belloq and Door Dash for finishing in the 30’s! Door Dash intends to do it again to improve his time, YHC has no doubt he will succeed! Belloq is still nursing a 2nd degree burn on his foot, posting barefoot!
T-Claps to the Pax for pushing one another to push through to the finish!
T-Claps to War Eagle for proctoring using the Smart WOD App and for motivating the Pax to push through!