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  • Wild Kingdom – from Space Cowboy

    At times, the Kennarie Ridge AO can be a wild kingdom in the early morning hours with the occasional coyote visit, rabbits running the fields, raccoons and possums galore, and the JP Sheriff Dept racing in and out of their Lasalle substation for their 6am shift change. Even with the recent downpours and the gloomy morning conditions, I still had every intention to roll with Plan A which involved the use of the soccer fields next to JPAX but mother nature had other plans and the wild kingdom did not disappoint. Arriving 15 min early, I decided to inspect the fields and discovered about several dozen wild ducks swimming in the soccer field “lake” and flying in circles above it. For a minute, I thought about grabbing my hunting gear and building a duck blind by the south soccer goal but my “Q” duties kicked in and I realized that I needed to come up with a Plan B in about 10 min. Plan B……

    Weather: light drizzle, 50 degrees, 21 mph winds
    Started on time with disclaimer

    5 PAX (Fracsac, Pool Boy, Kenna Brah, Madoff, and Space Cowboy) mosey to JPAX. RevSox splits off to run about 4-5 miles around the Lasalle tract.

    Warm-O-Rama:
    Samson Stretch x 6
    Slow Squats x 10
    Abe Vigoda x 10
    Open the gate right leg x 10
    Open the gate left leg x 10
    Forward arm circles x 15
    Backwards arm circles x 15
    Seal Claps x 15
    SSH x 20
    Imperial walkers x 12

    Tha-Thang:
    4 Rounds, 2 Exercises per Round, EMOM(6 min per round)

    Round 1 EMOM (6 min total)
    Burpees x 10 (later changed to x 5 after first min since Fracsac complained about 1-2 sec rest between sets)
    LBCs x 10

    Round 2 EMOM (6 min total)
    Monkey Humpers (4=1) x 10
    American Hammers (2=1) x 10

    Round 3 EMOM (6 min total)
    Merkins x 10
    Flutter Kicks (4=1) x 10

    Round 4 EMOM (6 min total)
    Jump Squats x 10
    Mt Climbers (4=1) x 10

    MARY: Freddie Mercury, LBC, Crunchy Frog, Protractor
    Mosey back to Flag to meet RevSox
    COT

  • Charmin’s Maniversary – Shitting Bricks – from Charmin

    February 2, 2022 will be a day that might live on in infamy, if only for it was the fateful day that YHC would post for the first time. Over the past two years, there has been much life lived, and emotions experienced; I am grateful for F3Nola being there for all of it. Some highlights include:

    Posting on 2/2/22
    The Birth of my son (2nd child) in June 2022
    My Father’s Death in Oct. 2022
    Completing the Inaugural GrowRUN in October 2023
    Becoming Q-Source Q in January 2024.

    With all that being said, see below for the workout that I experienced two years ago (Q’d by Hokie) and the pax also experienced this morning at a cool 50-ish degrees. Thanks to Rudy, who, while he could not be here (YHC is starting to sense a trend) did lend us the bricks for said beatdown. The following is a copy of the original beatdown with some slight modifications:

    The disclaimer was followed with a count-off (in which it was demonstrated that counting to 10 is quite difficult) instructions for each Pax top grab two bricks and not let them go for the entire 45 minutes of fun

    Warm up, with bricks in hand…

    arm circles, in cadence, forward x5
    arm circles, in cadence, backwards x5
    seal claps, in cadence, x6
    overhead claps, in cadence, x5
    Moroccan night club, in cadence, x10

    we then took a mosey to the track where we moseyed WITH Bricks in tow, forward around the curve, KnOT style for 100 yd, forward around the 2nd curve, and KnOT style for another 100 yards(1/4 mile loop)

    Each time we finish the quarter mile loop, shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 1. 1 minute shoulder taps, 1/4 mile loop (as above) shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 2. 1 min Floyd Mayweather, 1/4 mile loop (as above) shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 3. 1 min Nolan Ryans, 1/4 mile loop (as above) shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 4. 1 min Newton’s Cradle, 1/4 mile loop (as above) shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 5. 1 min Bat wings, 1/4 mile loop (as above) shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 6. 1 min Hand Release Merkins, 1/4 mile loop (as above) shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 7. 1 min Pointers, 1/4 mile loop (as above) shoulder taps waiting on the six

    Round 8. 1 min Toe Taps.

    Ended with Abe-Slow-Goda’s IC x 10, some Low, Slow, Squats x 10 as a cool-o-rama.

    That is 2 miles for Run Cajun Run participants

    Announcements included the upcoming RunCajunRun events and the fact that CheeseSteak had to get to work.

    Circle of Trust where we prayed in thanksgiving for my 2 years and for other intentions.

  • Ruck-Run, or KnOT – from Kenna Brah

    4 Rucked
    A few others ran
    A few others KNOT’d

  • Doom in the Gloom – from Kenna Brah

    7 Hims showed up, unaware of the pain about to be inflicted by YHC.

    Mosie’d to the Rock Pile for Warm Ups
    4ct – 10 Each with 5 Burpees in between each exercise
    Imperial Walkers
    Hairy Rockettes
    Hillbillies

    Next Level Ladders:
    Select a good rock, all exercises with rock
    3 Rnds
    5 Sumo Squat
    10 Clean/Press
    15 Curls
    5 Burpees
    10 Clean/Press
    5 Sumo Squat
    5 Burpees

    Main Thang:
    DORA Style
    Team UP: Timer – Rifle Carries selected Rock to the first Lit Light Pole and back.
    Other PAX man, does:
    100 Chest Press
    150 Pull Overs
    200 Rows

    With a few Minutes to spare, we employed Marie Laveau ( Mary;s evil sister)
    with 5 Burpees in between each PAX’s favorites ab exercises:
    We made 6 Rounds before MOSERY back (see what I did there?) to COT.

    OUT!!

  • Where is PiaGow?…..Bring back the Sprint – from Mahatma

    9 pax showed up in what we all thought was to be a “warm” morning – actual weather cool, windy and wet. Without the leadership of @piagow it seems the Wally Sprint is now splintered into an individual choice. Of course the renegades of KnOTs head over to their “space” – Tinder Loin was working up a sweat trying to keep pace with KennaBra and Mambi. YHC simply ran while listening to a refresher of chapter 2 of “Do hard things” as a mental prep for coffeeteria. Big Willy was out getting walked by his dog. It just ain’t the same hard nose grind PiaGow would put us through!
    COT – we added a new 4 legged friend to the circle then prayers lift up and thanks given!

  • No Regrets – from Kenna Brah

    2 PAX for a BD in sub artic conditions
    Dropped of some toy at he LPAS, then met Space Cowboy.
    No one else was showig up, so we mosied to the JPAS in teh shltered area for Warmups
    Arm Circles, Self Love
    MM POOPERs
    Low Slow Squats
    Grass Grabbers

    Toy Selection:
    40# Sand Bag for OHP
    45# Bar For Curls
    20# Weight Plate for KBS
    40# Runsack for Chest Press
    56# Home Mace For swinging a dangerous instrument

    The Thang:
    Trot around the JPAS walking path
    Pick a Toy and do 20 Reps

    Got through 4 Rnds before we settled in for some much needed mobility stretching
    Mosey back to the vFlag for COT

  • 2024 ReNew Q vs Q – from Mahatma

    The back story….a long long time ago of 2020 in a land far far away of Khenna there was a forgotten AO called “The View”! To bring excitement during the time of dome and gloom Mambi came up with the idea of pitting one Q vs another in a face off of who could bring the “best” beatdown with 2 Qs going head to head then have the Pax vote a champion. Unfortunately as life goes AOs thinned and “The View” became extinct! (It’s no longer on the AO list) Fast forward to the end of 2023, Disclaimer was moving into the neighborhood where the lore of this AO and the Q vs Q was stuck in his mind hearing about the tails of his brother pax bringing a competitive beatdown just a few minutes from his backyard. So the call to the last champ and challenger was made and the ReNew Q vs Q was scheduled.

    The date January 19th 5:30AM it was a wet cool 50deg with 18 pax meeting up at the flags planted in Erlanger park. YHC gave the back story and guidelines of the Q Vs Q beatdown. After a quick disclaimer (not actually) a quick warmup:
    SSH
    Grassgrabers
    HillBillies
    Mnt Man Poopers
    Merkins

    Each Q gets 2 alternating 8 minute rounds with 2 minute transition.
    Rnd 1
    Champ King Kong
    Base of the levee for 4 rounds of various in cadence exercise then mosey to top of levee for in cadence ssh.

    Rnd 2
    Tripleshift
    Partner Up for crazy 8
    One pax did exercise while partner carried block overhead out and back then flip flop

    Rnd 3
    King Kong
    HITT – pax perform exercise for 1 minute followed by active recovery for 1 minute

    Rnd 4
    Tripleshift
    Some sort of bearburpeebroadjump combo goal was to reach 40. You had to be there to understand

    Time Up
    COT
    After brief announcements the 2 Qs were brought into the circle – with a convincing unanimous vote…..oh wait Rudy decided to decent and change his vote to KK. Tripleshift was crowned the new champ. After our prayer of thanksgiving the 2 competing Qs met in the circle for the belt exchange and call out by Tripleshift of his desired challenger…..from the LVCC gang the notorious HighRise was challenged!

    A new twist to Q vs Q decided at coffeeteria – the champ gets to designate the AO of the beatdown brawl, which could be ANY so be on the lookout. If HighRise accepts the challenge Tripleshift has hinted it may be at MistyMountain.

    SYITG

  • Running and rucking – from Kenna Brah

    Same as title

  • I HATE the Cold, Madoff Made Me Do It – from Bolt

    YHC felt bad for fartsacking Monday and for not “Doing Hard Things” Tuesday so I put the word out on Slack that I HATE the cold BUT if I was the Q I’d HAVE to post which spurred Madoff to HC in the brutal cold as penance for missing a week+. My fate was sealed—I USE to like you, Madoff!

    I decided on a simple plan the night before to combat the likelihood that thinking too much about a sub freezing BD would lead me to fartsack.

    5 pax, including Thibodeaux DR from Memphis, immediately departed the flag via mosey to JPAX, requisite opening song in tow, so a less windy warmorama could ensue. Along the way Hawg jumped in and immediately regretted his decision to leave the comfort of Pontiff for ANOTHER BD featuring the disastrous playlist that has become part of the Bolt 3M promise.

    Warmorama of the usual with some Tie Fighters and open/close the gates thrown in to warm up and lengthen cold muscles for what lay/lie (Hawg???) ahead plus a couple sets of 5 burpees OYO sprinkled in (it is MABA Month after all). This pleased the pax; I could tell by their adoring groans.

    The Thang: Partner DORA-100 squats, 200 burpees (did I mention MABA?), 300 Compound Ws

    Luckily we finished early and the pax seemed overjoyed with the call to circle up with me to continue with IW x10 IC followed by, wait for it…5 burpees OYO, then on to OH claps x10 IC, then 5 burpees OYO (sheer exuberance at this point). Quick check of time…move to the concrete blocks for 5 burpees OYO before tricep dips IC x 20 although KennaBrah tried to call time half way through—something about tired, weak, blah blah blah. 5 more burpees OYO and the pax reached a fever pitch. KnOT walk back to flag and still a couple minutes to kill for what else? 5 burpees OYO with still time left, followed by a 10-count from KB that was more like speed auctioneering so 5 more burpees OYO and a request for another 10-count; this one was normal pace and right as YHC was ready for 5 more burpees…time. The pax were disappointed…COT.