Tag: Lakefront

  • Celeste and Lisa’s Donkey Kick-Off on the Escalator – from Russo

    Great Saturday at the Lakefront

    Warmup (10x – 15x IC)
    Air presses
    Torso twists
    Self love
    Toe touches
    Grass grabbers
    Hillbillies
    High knees
    Seal jacks

    Thang: Mosey down Girod to the trailhead and back, stopping along the way for a round of “the escalator”, aka “Chewy’s Soduku. The concept: 10 exercises, 10 rounds. Rep count goes from 10 to 1. Next round: 10 rep count moves to 9, 9 moves to 8, rinse and repeat. At the end of 10 rounds, each of the 10 exercises will have been performed 55 times. Math!

    The exercises:
    Merkins
    Partner Merkins
    8 count body builders
    Donkey kicks
    Leg raises
    Gas pumps
    Jump squats
    Imperial squat walkers
    Star jumps
    Murder Bunnies

    Somewhere in the middle, to break up monotony and provide a little halftime entertainment, YHC challenged Bird to a “donkey kick-off”…select your winner and get it right, and you’re exempt from that round. The rules were not clear, nor was the starting gun, so despite YHC winning round 1, there was a round 2, won by Bird. Choosing to hedge the bet, we called it at a tie until further notice.

    Back at the flag, we wrapped up with the COT, Name-o-Rama, and prayer, welcoming FNG Cankles!

    Thank you all for participating in the now yearly tradition of forgoing at least one week of IronPax.

    SYITG

  • Cakewalk – from Russo

    Warmup (10x IC)
    Air presses
    Torso twists
    Self love
    Toe touches
    Grass grabbers
    Hillbillies

    Thang
    Cakewalk as we moseyed around block by block – each year represented by the Billboard Number One song (to remain objective)

    46 IC SSHs
    2023 Morgan Wallen “Last Night”

    45 Butt kicks
    2022 Glass Animals “Heat Waves”

    44 High knees
    2021 Dua Lipa “”Levitating”

    43 seal jacks
    2020 The Weeknd “Blinding Lights”

    42 Plank Jacks
    2019 Lil Nas X “Old Town Road”

    41 goof balls
    2018 Drake “God’s Plan”

    40 squats
    2017 Ed Sheeran “Shape of You”

    39 Hello Dollies
    2016 Justin Bieber “Love Yourself”

    38 Calf raises
    2015 Mark Robson “Uptown Funk”

    37 Apollo Ohno’s
    2014 Pharrell Williams “Happy”

    36 Freak Nastys
    2013 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis “Thrift Shop”

    35 step ups
    2012 Gotye “Somebody that I Used to Know”

    34 flutter kicks
    2011 Adele “Rolling in the Deep”

    33 cherry pickers
    2010 Ke$ha “Tik Tok”

    32 Peter Parker’s
    2009 The Black Eyed Peas “Boom Boom Pow”

    31 imperial walkers
    2008 Flo Rida “Low”

    30 Shoulder taps (2 is 1)
    2007 Beyoncé “Irreplaceable”

    29 American hammers
    2006 Daniel Powter “Bad Day”

    28 Monkey Humpers
    2005 Mariah Carey “We Belong Together”

    27 Merkins
    2004 Usher “Yeah”

    26 Smurf jacks
    2003 50 Cent “In Da Club”

    25 leg raises
    2002 Nickelback “How You Remind Me”

    24 Rosalitas
    2001 Lifehouse “Hanging by a Moment”

    23 crab jacks (crab position – think reverse
    plank jacks)
    2000 Faith Hill “Breathe”

    22 groiners
    1999 Cher “Believe”

    21 Bear crawls (counting your right hand as a rep)
    1998 Next “Too Close”

    20 murder bunnies
    1997 Elton John “Candle in the Wind”

    19 Wide merkins
    1996 Los Del Rio “Macarena”

    18 Bobby Hurley’s
    1995 Coolio “Gangsta’s Paradise”

    17 crab cakes
    1994 Ace of Base “The Sign”

    16 circle ups
    1993 Whitney Houston “I Will Always Love You”

    15 Bulgarian split squats
    1992 Boyz II Men “End of the Road”

    14 durkins
    1991 Brian Adams “I Do It for You”

    13 big boy sit-ups
    1990 Wilson Phillips “Hold On”

    12 LMCs IC
    1989 Chicago “Look Away”

    11 diamond merkins
    1988 George Michael “Faith”

    10 star jumps
    1987 The Bangles “Walk Like an Egyptian”

    9 donkey kicks
    1986 Dionne Warwick “That’s What Friends Are For”

    8 wife pleasers
    1985 Wham! “Careless Whisper”

    7 merkins
    1984 Prince “When Doves Cry”

    6 Boxcutters
    1983 The Police “Every Breath You Take”

    5 Carolina dry docks
    1982 Olivia Newton-John “Physical”

    4 SMCs (2 is 1)
    1981 Kim Carnes “Bette Davis Eyes”

    3 jump squats
    1980 Blondie “Call Me”

    2 burpees
    1979 The Knack “My Sharona”

    1 minute plank
    1978
    Andy Gibbons “Shadow Dancing”

    COT, Name-o-Rama, and prayer to wrap up.

    Thank you all for joining and SYITG

  • Cakewalk – from Russo

    Warmup (10x IC)
    Air presses
    Torso twists
    Self love
    Toe touches
    Grass grabbers
    Hillbillies

    Thang
    Cakewalk as we moseyed around block by block – each year represented by the Billboard Number One song (to remain objective)

    46 IC SSHs
    2023 Morgan Wallen “Last Night”

    45 Butt kicks
    2022 Glass Animals “Heat Waves”

    44 High knees
    2021 Dua Lipa “”Levitating”

    43 seal jacks
    2020 The Weeknd “Blinding Lights”

    42 Plank Jacks
    2019 Lil Nas X “Old Town Road”

    41 goof balls
    2018 Drake “God’s Plan”

    40 squats
    2017 Ed Sheeran “Shape of You”

    39 Hello Dollies
    2016 Justin Bieber “Love Yourself”

    38 Calf raises
    2015 Mark Robson “Uptown Funk”

    37 Apollo Ohno’s
    2014 Pharrell Williams “Happy”

    36 Freak Nastys
    2013 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis “Thrift Shop”

    35 step ups
    2012 Gotye “Somebody that I Used to Know”

    34 flutter kicks
    2011 Adele “Rolling in the Deep”

    33 cherry pickers
    2010 Ke$ha “Tik Tok”

    32 Peter Parker’s
    2009 The Black Eyed Peas “Boom Boom Pow”

    31 imperial walkers
    2008 Flo Rida “Low”

    30 Shoulder taps (2 is 1)
    2007 Beyoncé “Irreplaceable”

    29 American hammers
    2006 Daniel Powter “Bad Day”

    28 Monkey Humpers
    2005 Mariah Carey “We Belong Together”

    27 Merkins
    2004 Usher “Yeah”

    26 Smurf jacks
    2003 50 Cent “In Da Club”

    25 leg raises
    2002 Nickelback “How You Remind Me”

    24 Rosalitas
    2001 Lifehouse “Hanging by a Moment”

    23 crab jacks (crab position – think reverse
    plank jacks)
    2000 Faith Hill “Breathe”

    22 groiners
    1999 Cher “Believe”

    21 Bear crawls (counting your right hand as a rep)
    1998 Next “Too Close”

    20 murder bunnies
    1997 Elton John “Candle in the Wind”

    19 Wide merkins
    1996 Los Del Rio “Macarena”

    18 Bobby Hurley’s
    1995 Coolio “Gangsta’s Paradise”

    17 crab cakes
    1994 Ace of Base “The Sign”

    16 circle ups
    1993 Whitney Houston “I Will Always Love You”

    15 Bulgarian split squats
    1992 Boyz II Men “End of the Road”

    14 durkins
    1991 Brian Adams “I Do It for You”

    13 big boy sit-ups
    1990 Wilson Phillips “Hold On”

    12 LMCs IC
    1989 Chicago “Look Away”

    11 diamond merkins
    1988 George Michael “Faith”

    10 star jumps
    1987 The Bangles “Walk Like an Egyptian”

    9 donkey kicks
    1986 Dionne Warwick “That’s What Friends Are For”

    8 wife pleasers
    1985 Wham! “Careless Whisper”

    7 merkins
    1984 Prince “When Doves Cry”

    6 Boxcutters
    1983 The Police “Every Breath You Take”

    5 Carolina dry docks
    1982 Olivia Newton-John “Physical”

    4 SMCs (2 is 1)
    1981 Kim Carnes “Bette Davis Eyes”

    3 jump squats
    1980 Blondie “Call Me”

    2 burpees
    1979 The Knack “My Sharona”

    1 minute plank
    1978
    Andy Gibbons “Shadow Dancing”

    COT, Name-o-Rama, and prayer to wrap up.

    Thank you all for joining and SYITG

  • UNO!!! – from Bushwacker

    The dry hot days have given way to rainy humid misery. But turn that frown upside down, boys. It’s time for Fun n Games! A late night/early morning Wack signal sent the PAX converging at the Marsh.

    WARMORAMA

    IC x10: SSH, Windmills, Torso Twists, Scorpion Kicks, Fire Hydrants L/R, Self Love, Cherry Pickers

    THANG

    Two groups, each with a deck of UNO cards circled around their respective decks. A card would be flipped and the resulting actions would be taken based on card type, color and/or number:

    Red: Burpees
    Blue: Jump Squats
    Green: Gas Pumps
    Yellow: Freak Nasties
    Draw Two: add 2 reps to next card flipped
    Draw 4: add 4 reps (“stacking” was instituted in case of more than one Draw card in a row)
    Wild: 10 reps of any exercise the PAX chose
    Skip: skip the next man
    Reverse: change direction and go back to previous man

    The pain added up in cumulative fashion with some thick decks to get through. When a group got finished, they Planked for the remaining group.

    Next came 11’s – SisterMary Katherine’s (1 is 1)/T Merkins

    MARY

    IC x 20: Hammers, LMCs, Flutter Kicks, ?
    100 100s OYO
    Plank until time

    COT

    Count, nameorama,

    Never Forget 9/11 5k September 14 at Covington Trailhead. Link to registration was posted on Slack.

    Grundy will be hosting a Spartan beatdown at his house at 8am featuring obstacles and endurance, apps 2 hours 9/21(I believe)

    2024 turkey trot is going down, sign up and come keep Jose company!

    I appreciate you fellas, coming along for another episode of Wacker’s wacky, fun and games!

  • Welcome to Hazzard County! – from The Duke of Hazzard

    Good golly miss molly, the weather hit this morning! 76 with a nice breeze in early August is a gift from the gods. And as the god of chaos (aka The Duke of Hazard) prepared to make his VQ, the PAX showed in numbers to shake the heavens.

    WARMORAMA

    YHC co-Q’d to lend moral support to the leadership of the 7 year old ball of energy, and so we started with x10, IC:
    SSH, Windmills, IW, Self Love, High Knees, Butt Kicks, 5 Burpees OYO

    THANG

    Mosied all of 20’ to 1st fire hydrant for the Wheel of Animal Walks:
    Frog Hop to 2nd fire hydrant (apex 80’ away) 10 Merkins
    Bear Crawl back, 10 Merkins
    Duck Walk, 10 Merkins
    Crab Walk, 10 Merkins

    5 Burpees OYO

    Mosey to Noah’s Ark

    5 Burpees OYO

    Partner up with “similarly sized” PAX for Fireman’s Carry. Using carry of choice, P1 carried P2 to Claiborne and P2 carried P1 back to sea wall.

    5 Burpees OYO

    Mosey to Gazebo

    5 Burpees OYO

    Fireman Drag
    Same partners, P1 drags P2 to designated point then switch and return

    5 Burpees OYO

    Mosey to flag

    5 Burpees OYO

    100 count Circle Merkins
    100 count Al Gore/Jump Squats
    100 count Tanked Up’s Down Ups

    5 Burpees OYO

    MARY

    XY’s
    On your 6, legs lifted, Hello Dolly (1,2), Flutter Kick (3,4)

    WWI Snow Angels
    WWI Sit Up, Snow Angel w/ arms & legs slightly elevated

    Foxhole Merkins
    Starting in Merlin down position perform Merkin (1,2) WWI Roll right Merkin (3,4) WWI Roll left

    Plank 30 seconds – 5Merkins – Plank 30 seconds R&R until time

    COT
    Count off, name-o-ramma, Happy Birthday T Claps to the returning Bear who made 14 the next day (today). Welcome FNGs Titan, Ikkie Shuffle, and Siggy!

    Gentlemen, many thanks for showing up for The Duke’s VQ and following his pint-sized lead. His tentative calls belied his excitement at leading the PAX on a tour of Hazard County!

  • Northshore Flickerball Championship and Upper Body Marshmania – from TruCoat

    Saturday’s workout included two activities, an upper-body medley led by The Manny at the Marsh and an intense Flickerball match played by 12 of the Northshore’s best at the 30.4-by-90 pitch. The Marsh beat-down included an expansive kit of training aids, possibly depleting Home Depot’s Garden Center, to challenge grip strength and upper body stamina.

    The Flickerball match was preceded with 25 minutes of warm-up exercises–sequences of lunges, sprawls, and push-ups. The match pushed past regular time with back-and-forth play. Game highlights included many bodies sliding out at the end zones in hope of a game winning final touch, potentially trading the integrity of their hamstring for glory. The match halted briefly as Bushwacker selflessly fended off Pontchartrain’s aquatic life to save the game ball. In the final moments of extra time, the defensive wall formed by Dukes, Russo, and Akbar was too much, leading to a quick transition and game winning score by The Hammer. Congrats to Pickaxe and Grappler, too, who were critical ingredients for the win!

  • NOW that’s what I call Dem Commitments vol 2 – from Paradox

    YHC launched several cafeteria EH campaigns the day after a fruitful July 4 beatdown and had quite a few nibbles working well into the evening until most were derailed by a glorious late night firework show. The two FNGs that did show however, were both whales in their own right. One, a youthful man’s man of only 4 years earthly experience but clearly an old soul. He came on retreat to sleep and do man stuff and he was already full up on rest. The second is more of the Moby Dick FNG. Aged and scarred, he’s dodged EH harpoons for a decade and our own Goose serves as his personal Ahab with so many name producing stories that the list could produce its own beatdown. In the vast sea of emotional headlocks , AnyfisherQ that prepares to land FnGs of this magnitude must also consult the veterans of old for a retreat beatdown battle plan. Ole Ahab was ready and waiting. And that’s how YHC found himself on the HeartRidge lake dam at 5:27a with 2 FNGs (1 legacy plus the aforementioned white whale) 3 regulars (including the newly minted Egon) , a preloaded Goose DC beatdown (if Goose puts “dem” in a title you should be afraid) , a few psalms in his heart , anddddd a list of names for these potential FNGs.

    Duke !!
    Its retreat beatdown round 2
    Roll the footage!

    Warmup
    Standard issue in a deep gloom
    keeping cadence with crickets, bullfrogs and whiporwills.
    We got right to dat action boss.

    The below is an adaptation of Goose’s “Dem Commitments” beatdown circa March ‘23.

    Verbal, written and retinal scanner consent were obtained for copyright use.

    1. ) Individual Prayer
    Indian Run from dam to the big hill loop with drop off jumps squats

    This to represent finding the time during the day to get quiet and converse with God or just maybe to just do some squats.

    2.) Couples Prayer
    Lazy Dora – 10 reps with partner in static hold then flip flop till 100
    100 merkins (plank)
    100 Squats (al gore)
    100 flutter kicks (6 inches)

    3. ) Family prayer
    Ring of Fire taking turn with 3 burpees and IW while Johnny Cash warned us about love being a burning thing.

    4. ) Couples Dialogue
    “11’s “
    Starts with 10 Apollo Onos and 1 leg raise with “The Hill” in between. As Goose alluded this is where the real work in DC begins and it was the same for this beatdown.
    This is where the record scratched and we really got to see what the soon to be named HeMan calls “doing man stuff”.
    The hill was relentless but no match for the tenacity of our multiple surgical jointed FNG. His push through the hill and blasting through his comfort zone will be burned into my memory for a really long time.

    *editors note
    -Thibodaux Rouses reports that after this beatdown “YJ taking to random strangers in the grocery line about his poor ole back ” incidents are now down 78%

    Ya love to see it

    A well earned light mosey back to the dam for COT, prayers of gratitude and some very important naming.

    When I first met our youngest FNG he showed me a fisher price work bench along side a pillow and blanket then explained it was there so he could wake up and do the man stuff. These pure alpha characteristics earned him the moniker of HeMan. Father Royal Deuce approved and it was so.

    Our elder FNG, the aforementioned scarred whale, had a epic but non traditional naming ceremony as YHC knew Goose, who has a lifetime worth of stories with this gentleman, needed to have atleast a swing at a fine surname. So we unveiled the list pre set by his old friend :

    Chainsaw Massacre
    Lead Baloon
    Wiley Coyote
    And finally …
    ..Puzzle Face

    I can’t quite explain the level of snickering that took place during these listings ( fng included ) but when the smoke cleared Puzzle Face was the clear winner and we knew that at that same moment somewhere in La, Goose was doing the Robert Redford meme nod.

    Men, thanks for the effort this week during a jam packed retreat schedule. You are a reminder to YHC that no hill is to high , no barrier to strong when we allow God to supply our source of strength

    It’s a joy to lead ya

    SYITG
    Dox

  • Philosofreedom – from Paradox

    Let me make a close association list for you and see if you can guess this beatodown theme :

    Plato
    Moses
    Justin Beiber
    Aristotle
    Dean Summerwind
    Lil Jon
    Tchaikovsky

    Ringing any freedom bells??

    If your thinking they all had fire flames freestyles (f3?) during their career you ARE right buttt YHCs focus on this July 4th/Retreat beatdown was great philosophical questions that led men to a search for freedom and the above men had some real beard scratchers to consider.

    Let’s dive in

    Duke! Stop chasing Schrodingers cat and Roll the beautiful bean footage!!

    Warmup

    YHC moseyed to the lake dam of the Heart Ridge retreat center in Sunset SC in a gloom so thick and dark YHC had to scrap half the beatdown and reorganize it around a bic he bout at Bucees . No cones , no JBL , no headband, I didn’t even know what AB had for supper the night before!! …YHC felt naked and afraid. Just when the new place “scaries” had me ready to turn back I stumbled upon a wild chackbayan pax and an even wilder Rienzi scholar. As if that wasn’t enough dawg for the fight , we watched a sauntering silhouette of an FNG approach the dam and slide right into to see what the F3 fuss was about.
    Disclaimer and a traditional Goosian warmup followed.

    Thang 1

    “ The measure of a man is what he does with power “ – Plato

    Lake Indian run to the docks while we listened to some select patriotic hits and thought about great leaders who used their power for greater good.

    At the dock YHC revealed the pax would be aiding in yet another F3 bucket list item .
    Ever since the graceful tunes of Dean Summerwind flowed through YHCs ears I knew one day there would be a beatdown with a real lake …one we could park by. It just needed one more element to be special and the day before YHC had realized he was standing on a true Carolina Dry Dock…magic.

    Plato can keep his cave, ole Dean has a lake for us.

    Plank during song:
    Dean Summerwind ‘s
    “Parked Out By the Lake”

    Lake -Carolina dry docks
    Parked – shoulder tap
    Santa Fe – plank Jack

    All the pax struggled to remember which trigger was which and we mostly did all 3 while Dean did the philosophical heavy lifting.

    Mosey to gym Lot for
    THANG 2

    Here we consider what we deep questions we would battle for in our own lives while listening to the 1812 overture.

    The mini Dora was constructed with actions from the Israelite battle vs the Amaleks as our FNG had beautifully described to us the day prior. Originally, YhC planned to arm the pax with a scythe and have us mow a field by hand but was informed by retreat staff that would be “heavily frowned upon”. So just as Dr Evil had to settle for ill tempered sea bass instead of sharks with freaking lazers , YHC settled for a big hill mini Dora.

    There was also a general consensus that Moses had jacked quads and delts we could acquire through repetition.

    Dora 1-2-3
    Transport Nur up hill (** this was a capital H hill boys)
    50 no cheat merkins
    100 jump Squats
    150 air raises

    During our mowing down of the Amaleks we considered what we would turn up for which led to the next logical question by the early 2000 AD philosopher Lil Jonicus :
    “Turn Down for What”
    IW on song and Burpees on TD4W.

    On the way back we listened to an even more modern philosopher , Sir Justin Beibs , lead us in a meditative mosey asking “What do you mean? “
    Yankee Jeaux was moved to lacrimation but blamed a heavy South Carolina pollen count.

    At the Dam Finale we were directed toward ole Glory as our final philosopher Lee Greenwood tasks us to reflect upon Gods blessings to the US of A while we cycled through:

    7 Bonnie Blair’s
    4 burpees
    17 bBSU
    76 LBCs

    Till time

    The naming of Egon was a lengthy affair covering philosophy and seminary but we finally settled into an area that produces many F3 monikers: Early Adolescence. He shared that his worst nickname was as a nerdy looking bespectacled basketball player and his upperclassmen called him Egon. YHC considered that it lined up with our ghosts busting exorcism discussions this week and Egon it was.

    COT and YJ prayed us out

    Always a joy to lead fellas

    SYITG
    Dox

  • I’ll get all the sleep I need when I’m dead – from Akbar

    Fond memories flooding my sleepy brain as YHC arrived to 17 pax helping celebrate 5 years of F3. 11 hours of sleep in 2 days gave me brain farts. 2 Toe Touches IC almost back to back in the warm up, forgot PAX names when calling 10 counts, and didn’t think to tell anyone it was my 5 year anniversary.

    5 years ago, YHC arrived at the Lakefront, unwillingly, overweight, and probably hungover – EH’d by Russo and my wife. Bubba was the Q, there were men of all ages, speaking to each other like they’ve been friends for 10 years. The one thing I remember most vividly was being last, but I was not alone – learning the concept of picking up the six. No man left behind, that stuck with me. The rest of that year, I was hooked, stopped the gym, started hitting 3-4 days a week, CSAUP’s, and building lasting friendships. I lost 25 pounds in 6 months and never looked back. Fond memories, and more to come.

    Warm up:
    SSH, arm circles front/back, self-love, toe touches, Imperial Walkers, toe touches, Hillbillies, and some other stuff

    Mosey toward the wall near the Gazebo for Red Hot Chili Pepper: Dirkin, Freak Nasty, Irkin, Step Ups – x10 IC descending to 6

    Mosey to the Shaft for Benjamins.

    2 exercises each round, 25 reps each, with a mosey back and forth from the flag. 100 total per round

    Another version of sleepyhead emerged – the plan was to do Freak Nasties and Dirkins first, until YHC realized we just did 180 Merkins on the wall. Modification was needed.

    1. Stone Mountain, Bear Crawl, Mountain Climber
    2. Superman’s, Flying Nuns (lunge walk with arm circles), George Thorogoods
    3. Squats, run, Renegade Row
    4. Reverse Grip Merkin, Bear Crawl, and something else.

    Mosey back to the Gazebo for more Benjamins with Core focus.

    1. Little Manny Crunches, run, LBC’s
    2. Crunchy Frogs, run, Hello Dolly

    Mosey a little further to get some shade, circle up for some shoulder work.30 second for each exercise with a hold at the end. Moroccan Night Club, We’re not Worthy – aka Field Goals, ,Cherry Pickers, Overhead Claps, hold arms out straight – @ 30 seconds each.

    Indian Run to the Flag – kinda – everybody just really took off and ran in a line with some sprints.

    At the Flag, 7 minutes of core. Hello Dolly, Crunchy Frogs, E2k, and some other stuff.

    Count, Name, and YHC prayed us out with thanks for F3. Remembering Birds family, Jose10K’s student and their family.

    Announcements:
    Spartan Dallas in October, sign up soon – talk to Hammer. Plenty of runs coming up for July 4th through Thanksgiving.

    Zoolander’s 6 year anniversary Q next Saturday.

    Here’s to 5 more years 👊
    SYITG, Akbar

  • WE ARE F3 – AROO AROO AROO!!! – from Bushwacker

    This fall, some of the PAX of the Northshore will be CSAUPing at the Spartan Beast obstacle race near Dallas. There is a palpably intense excitement in the air and this beatdown was designed to make sure all in attendance felt it. YHC, along with some some kind and committed brothers, arrived at 5:15 to begin setting up. We just beat the pre-thangers back to the flag in time to get things started promptly.

    WARMORAMA

    Warm up consisted of briefly attended tabata, and a garbled pronouncement of rules, regulations, and “the way things aughta go”, which, thanks to Jose’s requisite comments and interjections of others, were immediately and throughout the course disregarded, slightly adopted, and outright ignored. But a great challenge was mostly bested and a fun time was had by all teams of 2 who attempted.

    1. Tire Shuttle – step in each of 6 tires while running through (QIC tripped and fell so never assume anything is TOO easy!)
    2.Sandbag StepUp – holding 50lb sandbag, 10 Step Ups on sea wall (MAY have forgotten to mention the step up part)
    3. Bucket Carry – 5gallon bucket filled with sand carried out and back
    4. Sledge Hammer Slam – 15 wacks on the tire with a 10lb maul
    5. Tire Toss – 2 tires tossed individually out and back
    6. Sled Drag – 2 45lb plates on a minil sled pulled out and back
    7. Battlerope – 3″ battlerope slung up and down for 15 reps
    8. Rope Climb w/ Cowbell (not the short crunchy-frogging runner) – climb rope appx 12′ and tap the bell. As indicated prior to start, if a PAX was unwilling or unable to complete an obstacle, they were to complete 10 Burpees and move on. However, the rare and awesome challenge that a rope hanging from a tree posed caused a bit of a pile up by the time QIC and partner Shooter arrived. Immediately Shooter was pulled in by the tractor beam as well
    9. Dummy Drag – appx 150lb hose dummy dragged out and back
    10. Tire Pull – giant tire with long rope attached, pulled length of rope
    11. Spear Throw – in addition to the Rope Climb, Farmer’s carry, Sand Bag, flags and cones our own Zoolander (aka Chaka Zulu)supplied his new favorite toy to be thrown at and stuck into a foam target strapped to a tree. However, our honorary FNG, Al Gore, let us know with great protest that we were committing arbocide and proceded to take picture of the crime scene, and tear down the foam target for good measure.
    12. Farmers Carry – set of appx 30lb logs with handles carried out and back
    13. Tire Flip – giant tire flipped end over end out and back
    14. Sawhorse Hurdles – 4 8′ sawhorses spaced 6′ apart hurdled over

    Strong Work, great fun, fantastic teamwork!

    COT

    Count, Name, Grappler demurred praying us out in lieu of Rev Russo.
    Just a small taste of thing to come in October, gentlemen. Thank you for allowing me to lead you in tackling this Fire/Spartan obstacle course

    Post Script: Many thanks to the many hands who made light work of picking up the coupons!