F3 New Orleans

Tag: Malware

  • All together now! – from Kenna Brah

    Mosey to the Rock Pile
    Warmups with a side of chaos – changing counts, tweaking cadence in order to send waves of disruption unto acceleration.
    Imperial Walkers
    Toy Soldiers
    Surprise!! – 5 Burpees OYO
    Arm Circles F/B
    Surprise!! – 5 Burpees OYO

    Pick out a rock circle with Me

    PAX to my left was the TOP OF THE CLOCK – The person there calls the set as follows:
    5 Curls
    5 OHP
    5 Sumo Sq
    The Entire PAX shifts one position clockwise – repeat until all pax execute the sets. leader has freedom to add any spice this gumbo he sees appropriate, and a few did, but cherry picking/dropping ain’t gonna cut it Charmin.
    Toes on Rocks – 10 Merkins facing out from circle
    Brief conversation of being prepared for the unexpected.
    Next Thang –
    Like above but with:
    10 Pullovers to Chest Press and Back – God help those who got Triples boulder.
    10 Calf Raise
    10 Lunges L/R ( 5 a leg )
    Called it quits at 6 sets
    Return Rocks
    and did some Jane Fondaesqe leg work. Hurry back to COT

  • Easy as 1, 2, 3 plus an FNG – from Bolt

    The pax gathered in the gloom, buzzing with excitement at the mere sight of the JBL speaker; great to see Kotters: Left Coast and Mambi along with Boo Boo who was doing penance for missing Thursday Rucking. Upon giving the disclaimer KnOTS headed their way while we were off to the middle of the field where the pax’s exuberance exploded upon hearing Rapper’s Delight, especially Vagabond, while Triple’s FNG certainly started to question exactly what he’d gotten himself into. Warmorama of the usual with demonstration/explanation for the pax who’d become Malware by the end of the BD (welcome to the gloom, brother). Music skip rule in effect.

    The Thang:
    Dry dock ladder up the bleachers
    Squat ladder in reverse count down the bleachers, mosey to playground.

    Morning Call: all pax high plank while two pax do 5 pull ups, calling out the count for planking pax to merkin, Triple doled out a 5 burpee penalty about half through on a 5 minutes song with only 30 seconds to go. Mosey to the rocks.

    Easy as 123 (AMRAP):
    Chest press 1 min (really made the burpees tougher)
    Burpees 2 min (goal 20+, Triple, fueled by competitiveness and his younger, lighter FNG’s stamina hit 32—impressive)
    Step ups 3 min (the “Halfway there” announcement seemed to take 3 minutes)

    Circle up for 5 Absolutions OYO followed by Mary where Triple and YHC were feasted on by ants, ironically after YHC encouraged pax to seek an area without visible ant piles (the best laid plans…). KennaBrah took over the lead after my LBCs and Protractors (a pax favorite—Rudy where were u!?) with a plank/reverse plank alternating leg lift, while I disposed of the ants and passed it Cheese Steak for Hello Dollys and Mambi brought us home with ???

    Return to the flag, COT and naming ceremony for FNG/Malware; come back for ur second BD and discover that F3 is for YOU. SYITG.