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Tag: Mayhem

  • Luv ya Mutha ‘n em – from Vagabond

    Warmup
    vagabond stretch
    Abe
    mountain climbers
    Grass grabbers
    Peter Parker
    Hillbilly
    Hip slaps plank
    Bob and weave

    Jump rope

    Bridge derkins

    Benches:
    dips x15
    step overs x30
    derkins x15
    Rocky balboas

    Oak tree ring of fire
    1 Mayhem merkin circle x3 around
    Al Gore 5 Bobby Hurley
    Low country crab x2 around twice

    Fountain partner up x4 rounds apiece
    Step ups while partner bear crawls around
    Backward step ups while partner bear crawls around

    Bridge partner up x3 apiece
    burpee + table step overs while partner runs bridge loop

    Soccer – respect pax vs no respect pax

  • Beat Down Vaggy Style – from Vagabond

    Back of museum wall work

    Moseying

    Benches at Roosevelt
    15 step ups 5 burpees
    15 dips 5 burpees

    Hill
    Derkins and ring of fire

    Sunday morning

    Mary

  • Rocky Balboa Returns (2-Year Manniversary Edition) – from Mr Rodgers

    Backblast: Rocky Balboa Returns (2-Year Manniversary Edition)
    QIC: YHC
    PAX: Too many to name, one less after Mustard’s ankle called it quits
    Conditions: Dry skies (for once), humidity set to “drenched”

    At 5:29 AM sharp, YHC gave a lightning-fast disclaimer (no actual lightning this time), and we were off to the rock pile. I instructed each PAX to choose a partner and a rock wisely—because no one wants to get stuck with a pebble… or a boulder.

    Warm-Up? Nope.
    Due to distance and time management (and possibly because warm-ups are overrated), we skipped tradition. Instead:

    Pax 1: 10 Side Straddle Hops

    Pax 2: Rifle carry the rock to the beatdown zone
    Switch and repeat until arrival. By the time we got there, Vagabond dropped a rock on Mayhem’s head, giving us a preview of the punishment to come. Shoulders were smoked. Mission accomplished.

    Exercise 1: “Rocky Balboa Returns”
    Pax 1: Run bleachers with your rock

    Pax 2: AMRAP — 5 Burpees, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats, Big Boys

    x3 Each

    💬 You’re the champ… until you drop the rock.
    Spoiler: several PAX were dethroned early.

    Exercise 2: “Stairway to Suck”
    Pax 1: Burpee broad jump at base, sprint up next stair set

    Pax 2: AMRAP — 5 Burpees, 10 Rock Thrusters, 15 SSH, LBCs

    x3 Each

    💬 It looks like a stairway. It feels like doom.
    Colonel Mustard’s ankle tapped out here. Respect.

    Exercise 3: “The Crawlinator”
    Pax 1: Bear crawl up ramp, run stairs, crawl to next set

    Pax 2: AMRAP — 5 Hellraisers, 10 Rock Squats, 15 Rock Shoulder Presses, Flutter Kicks

    x1 Each

    💬 Now featuring puddles of sweat to make bleacher crawling extra sketchy.
    Even YHC took off the weight vest. That says it all.

    Wrap-Up:
    Kid Rock blared. Sweat flew. Rocks were dropped. Bodies collapsed. Intentions were lifted to the Lord Almighty, and we dispersed knowing we earned this manniversary.

    Two years in, and still standing. Barely.

  • Bollard BOMBS – from Mayhem

    68 degrees, 98% humidity, 3 mph out of the NE

    Disclaimer as the beautiful sunrise commences

    9 PAX in total mosey to the Mardi Gras Fountain

    Warmarama consists of MMP, SWM, GG, PP, MC, TF, FT

    Lap around the fountain and head to the lake

    Thang 1:
    Grab some wall for Merk-Jax
    1:2 up to 6:12 and back down to 1:2

    Thang 2:
    Line up along designated bollard
    One 4-count SSH IC, one broad jump, walk to next bollard
    Two SSH… to 10 SSH
    Lunge walk back to start

    Thang 3:
    BOMBS-Weave
    Groups of 3 – 3 minutes at each station AMRAP
    6 stations: Burpees, Overhead Claps, Merkins, Big Bois, Squats, Weave the Bollards for about 100 yards and mosey back

    Thang 4:
    Plank-o-rama (plank exercise, core, plank, core, etc.)
    Hip Slap, LBC, Shoulder Tap, Freddy Mercury, Merkin (slow), Flutter Kick, and the culmination… Mayhem Merkins (10-count hip slap shoulder tap merkin)

    Thang 5:
    Take a picture with the sunrise

    Back to the flag
    COT

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead
    SYITG

  • Park Squatters – from Hand Grenada

    PSA: Hand Grenada doesn’t believe in backblasts. We believe it is because he doesn’t know how to type, or even read. Therefore, Mayhem is writing this BB for him. Although HG knows this favor is taking place, details were not discussed. Also, HG is not on Slack since he doesn’t want the government to know what is happening on his phone. So… first, feel free to leave thoughtful comments about him on Slack as he will never see them… second, if you need him, hit him up on SnapChat, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, X or Truth Social since the government doesn’t watch those.

    (Written as if HG was typing it himself)

    Pounded my first coffee and took a stroll across the tracks

    Conditions: 64 degrees, 64% humidity, nearly windless

    Great to see 76-year old Tenderloin back at at Pontiff after a 1+/- year hiatus
    We started with a total of 8 PAX

    Disclaimer: this is peer led and there are peer reviews

    “Wow, Mayhem, you look really good considering you just completed a pre-beatdown 5 mile jog. Good work, son.”

    Mosey 0.16 mi the wrong way around the track to the intersection of the track and the street. Warmarama in the middle of the street, because I said so.

    We did somethings: bend at the waist, self-love, bend at the waist, PP, IW, PP, SQUAT twist

    Mosey 0.16 mi to the first pavilion. Some (Vagabond and Mr Rodgers took the short… um… scenic route). Others followed the Q’s instructions. Particularly Mayhem, what an example he was this morning to the rest of the PAX.

    Two rounds, 4 stations at 4 tables.
    Incline merkins, Dips, Derkins, leg lifts.

    Mosey 0.4 mi to the hill. PAX moved at varying paces. “Dang, Mayhem, I said mosey not sprint. You really are impressing me today, son.” The Architect found us on the way.

    7s… start with 6 merkins, backwards lunge up the hill, 3 SQUATS atop the hill, forward lunge down the other side of the hill, 1 SQUAT twist and so forth. Although YHC was the first to finish, I cheated. To punish myself, I was in a wall sit position waiting on the rest of the PAX, and admiring Mayhem’s form.

    Mosey 0.22 mi to the rock pile. YHC only wanted to say the word “rock” once today since this is Rock City. We never intended on using the rocks. Once we all caught up with Mayhem, we got on our 6 for a few minutes of Mary.

    Mosey 0.13 mi back to the flag. And there goes Mayhem…

    Announcements – great to have Tenderloin back out
    Intentions – cancer sucks & take care of our aging parents
    Prayed us out
    Then Mayhem jogged off into the distance.

    Just one last comment about Mayhem. Great work, son. You are a real testament of what F3 can do for a man. You not only pushed yourself but you pushed all of us. Thank You.

    (Just a reminder… written by Mayhem but through the assumed eyes of HG)

  • May the 4th Be With You – from Fracsac

    May the 4th is known as a day of great mystery and deep reflection. YHC was determined to train these padawans to be valiant Jedi.

    Disclaimer given, then off to the steps for training.

    Imperial Walkers x 35 only stopping when the last padawan joined us.
    Tie Fighters x 10 flapjack x 10
    Force Squats x 10 – The force flows through them
    Peter Parker x 15 – got off theme
    Chewy taps x 15 – using the force again
    Cloud City Climbers x 15

    Deep Sea Divers – All worlds need them
    Starting at 10 down the steps with merkins

    Han Solo made the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs, which is an amazing feat, so we will aim to beat that. Stations:

    Rows with 60lb sandbag
    Kettlebell with 50lb sand kettlebell
    Curls with 30lb rucksack
    Jump rope
    LBCs
    Burpees
    Timer – Run with 20 lb plate out and back in under 12 parsecs

    Death Star bombing training run:
    4 pax on the big rope running
    3 toss frisbee until 3 successful passes. 2 burpee penalty on 3 pax for a drop. Continue rotating as we run around big lake.

    Back of the museum. Training almost complete.
    Jedi burpees IC x 10

    Question for Pax:

    What was the exact line Darth Vader said to Luke at the iconic Cloud City fight scene where Luke lost his hand?

    Pax agreed on the answer “Luke…I am your father”

    A wrong answer brings 10 Jedi Burpees! That is wrong!

    Sunday mornings x 3

    COT

    May the 4th be with you!!!

    SYITG

  • The Sandman – from Mayhem

    Conditions: 70 degrees, no wind, 92% humidity
    Perfect weather to get some work in

    Disclaimer with a twist: modify if needed but don’t modify to skip the work

    Mosey to the American Flag south of the field
    GG, HB, IW, PPP, MC, SSH all IC to “Let’s Go”
    Then in silence TF, FT, hold AG facing the flag to Stapleton’s “Star Spangled Banner”

    Mosey to the bleachers to Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger”
    Mayhem Merkins x10 IC
    Snake half the bleachers, burpees IC
    Snake half the bleachers, LBCs for 2 minutes OYO

    Mosey to the gym parking lot
    Franklin Tracers (IYKYK)
    Mosey to the gym
    Merkins up the stairs IC
    Derkins down the stairs IC

    Indian Run to Falcon entrance
    11s with the SANDBAGS to Metallica’s “Enter Sandman”
    Overhead press / Squats never putting the bag down

    Mosey to other side of the hill
    Plankorama all IC: alternate plank and core
    Some plank thing IC, BB, hip slaps, FM, shoulder taps, American Hammer, Mayhem Merkins

    Back to the (other) flag
    Announcements
    Intentions – F3 brother’s family in Missouri, high school students finishing strong with exams, grateful for getting out there and doing hard things

  • 50 Years Bongo Birthday Party and Celebration – from Bongo

    What great way to start a 50 year birthday than with the support of this F# Group! About 10 of so in the PAX, I am a bit tired for staying out at a concert last night, but it is Jazz Fest season and I can sleep after this weekend.

    Anyway minor disclaimer and here is the work out and underlying themes and symbolism:

    Warm Up

    SSH X 50 ( with a new innovative break mid way and 5 count, it’s a lot of reps and no one said we can’t take breaks even on first exercise…..) 50 in honor of my new age
    Grass Grabbers X 10
    IW X 15
    Mountain Climbers X 15
    Arm Circles X 20
    SLS X 5

    Circle of Dips

    At the bench circle, 5 each lunge or bear crawl Clockwise

    50/75/100 Dora — representing the present, past and future, Age, Year born, and what year I intend to live past

    50 Burpees
    75 Slow Squats
    100 LBCs

    Teams of two timer up the levee backwards and then back

    Wave of Merkin at Lakefront

    in a circle, PAZ each does (1) merkin and hold plank in a counter clockwise motion, repeat for 2,3,4,5 reps

    Round Robin of Mary as Q takes a breadth Hello Dollies, Dying Cochroaches, Box Cutters, Big Boy sit ups etc,

    Back to flag, COT, mostly all gratitude for age, F3, our children, parents and that we made it out. Thanks for everything F3, and will see you on the radio and at Jazzfest.

    Bongo

  • Franklin Classic – from Swingline

    BACKBLAST: Franklin Classic
    DATE: 4/30/25
    Q: @swingline
    AO: #El Diablo
    PAX: Mr Rogers, Thumb War, Bogey, Kilo, Hand Grenada, Vagabond, Mayhem, The Architect, Fracsac, Rudy, Padner, Aquanet, and Swingline
    FNG: 2
    TOTAL: 13
    CONDITIONS: ripe for a beatdown

    YHC had the HIM of Pontiff gathered in the field and the mumblechatter begins. Heaven forbid we start out somewhere new! Ornery PAX have to walk a few feet from their comfortable space between the fences. Mr Rogers rolls up with a weighted vest on thinking we are going for a stroll thru the park. Time to prove him wrong!

    (all present tense from here down – picture yourself in wet dewy football field)

    Warm-o-Rama:
    I am Swingline. I am DR from Franklin, TN and not a professional. This is El Diablo. I will bring the heat and I also brought 2 FNG’s today. I ask you HIM to help show them the ropes. Push yourself don’t hurt yourself. Modify as necessary to avoid injury but not to avoid putting in the work.

    We will start with some SSH’s. 30 because it is the 30th of April.
    In Franklin, we start every workout with the mission of F3 to remind ourselves why we are here. Mission stated – especially key for our FNG’s.

    BAC’s x 10, Back BAC’s x 10, Hill Billy Squats x 10 = 30
    Down in plank position 5 core principles and our credo x 5 each = 30.

    Time to heat up the warm up.
    10 burpees.
    Now 9.
    And 8.
    Trend continued: 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

    Thang 1:
    Lets mosey north to the playground. Line up and grab some slippery ledge. In high plank, shuffle counter clockwise. When I say down it’s one merkin. Keep shuffling. When I say tuck its toes to ledge. Went around about half the park with several ups and tucks. Recover shortly. Now back CW.

    Thang 2:
    Mosey toward the hill. Stop for some filler work – tracers in the parking lot tracing out the lines of the spaces sprinting forward, shuffling left, politician back, shuffle, and repeat the length of the lot. Had to stop at the corner because the Q can’t figure out angles. Plank for the 6. Now mosey over to the hill for 4/30’s. 30 reps total. 5 burpees at base of hill. Crawl bear (bear crawl backwards) up the hill. 20 derkins or merkins at/near top. Bear crawl down. And 5 burpees at base of other side of the hill. Low plank for the 6. That’s 1 round. Rinse and repeat for 4 rounds. Mayhem only wanted to do 3 rounds but it’s 4/30 so no-go.

    30 jump squats for a little break and we are headed back.

    Thang 3:
    Mosey back toward the field. Tracers to even it out and get some shuffles to the right. Mosey to the goal line. 30 gorilla crawls – 15 each side. Then mosey back to the startex.

    Mary:
    10 “Franklin” Absolutions: 8 count – start in squat position, down to plank, down right elbow, down left elbow, plank jack, right up, left up back to squat – that’s 1
    Captain Thors: incremental 1 big boy to 4 American hammer combo. 1 BB + 4 AH, 2 BB + 8 AH, 3 BB + 12 AH…. all the way up to 9 BB + 36 AH. Was shooting for 10 + 40. Maybe next time boys!

    COT:
    This ding dong could not get phone to work, “recorded” a video of you HIM’s name-o-rama Franklin style – appreciate the adjustment.
    Named 2 FNGs that I work with. Welcome!!
    * Podner
    * Aquanet
    Moleskin: El Diablo on your shoulder. When I ok’d to Q El Diablo a few weeks back the first thing that came to mind for a moleskin was the idea of the devil on your shoulder. That thing there tricking you into negativity – like negative self talk and believing lies about yourself and telling yourself stories that might not be true. I’m not ____ enough: good enough, smart enough, don’t make enough money, etc. I encourage all to find ways to battle those lies with truth and confidence. F3 is an amazing organization that can help by surrounding yourself with other men that can pour into you and help you grow in your leadership. I asked the existing PAX to be there for the FNGs (hopefully they keep showing up!!). Remember who you are, you’re true identity and who you are called be as a leader!!
    We squeezed in together with an arm up for a Franklin style ball of man – prayers lifted up – and LEAD on 3!

    PLC was enjoyed by all! A few PAX felt I didn’t prescribe enough burpees so they did some extra credit. I will remember that for next time (or maybe tomorrow :))

    Thanks for letting me lead this morning! You HIM crushed it! And I truly am grateful for the southern hospitality shown this morning!! Thanks brothers!!

    Swingline out.

  • Life is a Grind @ the Mothership – from Triple Shift

    “Life is a grind” is an informal expression meaning that life can be difficult, routine, and tiring. It suggests that much of daily living involves hard, often monotonous work or tasks that can be emotionally or physically draining.

    Anyone that knows what I’ve been through the past year or so understands that phrase. I’ve prayed that this cup would pass but the good Lord doesn’t see fit that it passes anytime soon. So, the next best option is for me to get stronger. With that in mind, I get to work with 16 other pax members as they push me to get better.

    Warmarama – Head to the Peristyle for Slow (sometimes low) cadence exercises.
    10 LSS, 10 Tie Fighters (front and back) 10 Merkins, 10 Peter Parkers, 10 Shoulder Taps, 10 Floyd Mayweathers IC. Finished with 15 burpees IC (loved the audible grown when I hit ten with no voice inflection).
    The Thang 1 – Genuflect on the great lawn up to 10 genuflects / 20 lunges. Reverse plank for the 6.
    The Thang 2 – Run to the Children’s Museum and partner up for a modified dora with coupons. 50 blockees and 100 straight leg deadlifts while the partner runs up the ramp and does a pull up on the metal rails overhead and head back.
    The Thang 3 – Run to the baby foundry to perform 60 seconds (10 seconds on and 20 seconds off) of flexed arm hang while the other pax members held an Al Gore.

    Time is running out so we Indian walk while the last pax member sprints to the front and reach the flag at 7:31 am.

    Countoff, Namerarama, and COT – Welcomed FNG Nightingale (ICU nurse).