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  • From Grover, with Hate – from Akbar

    YHC arrived to the gloom to see 2 shadows moseying down Lamarque, Waterpik and Hammer getting in a Lagniappe block after their usual run to the AO. At 70 degrees, maybe the last warmish day before the cold front moving in this week.

    A quick trip to Hattiesburg yesterday had Grover and I painting a deck, when YHC realized he had the Q. Over sweet tea and pizza, Grover picked out the exercises for the beatdown with a Grinchlike evil grin.

    Mumblechatter was a plenty as usual, catching up on the weekend. Pickaxe broken his wrist, Russo’s beatdown, soccer, Pik becoming a bus driver.

    Warm Up
    Toe touches, SSH, Cherry Pickers, Self Love, Imperial Walkers, Grass Grabbers

    Head over to the playground for 3 x 10 Pull Ups and Low Slow Squats OYO/IC

    Head to Granny’s for the main thang.

    Benches: Slow low Dirkins and Freak Nasties. IC x 12,8,5 for each

    Grass patch: Lunge walk half way, bear crawl to the end x 3

    Stairs: exercises at the bottom x 10 OYO, run up the stairs around the Pilot House, exercise at top x 10 OYO, rinse and repeat.

    Stone Mountain, Monkey Humpers, Slow Squat, Irkins, Sister Mary Catherine

    Back to the Marsh for more Dirkins/Freak Nasties – 10/8/5 IC with lunge walks and Bear Crawls on the court in between

    Mary
    Freddy Mercury, Stone Mountain, Merkin, Little Manny Crunches, Monkey Humpers, x 10 IC. 1 minute plank.

    Count, Name, and YHC prayed us out for Zoo’s dad, Waterpik’s father in law, Pickaxe’s wrist injury, and a chance to influence others for good this week.

    Announcements:
    Bushwacker’s camping trip Nov. 11-13 and M’s 40th birthday Saturday November 5th, Halloween costume party.
    Convergence next weekend in NOLA
    Possible Russo Halloween beatdown Sunday afternoon, stay tuned to slack.
    Sign up to Q!

    Until next gloom – Akbar

  • Fit as a Fiddle – from Akbar

    YHC arrived to 4 shadows on the basketball court at 5:14 today, the pax already in deep mumblechatter. Still sore from IPC week 4, we would stick to the normal Marsh route starting at the playground and heading down to Rips and the Wall. The exercises came from an article I read in Men’s Health UK called Fit As A Fiddle, but are really just the same as here in the good ole US of A.

    Warm Up: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Grass Grabbers, Self-Love

    Head to the playground for 3 sets of Merkins 12,8,5 IC and Inverted Rows 10 OYO

    Mosey to lakefront stopping at intersections for Diamond Merkins 12, 8, 5 IC and Deep Squats with a 3s pause at bottom, IC x 15. Superman’s and Jump Squats x 15 IC

    Head to Rips for 1 set of Single Leg Calf Raises x20, Irkins OYO, and regular Calf Raises x 20 IC

    To the wall for Freak Nasties x 20 IC and Jump Squats. Head back to the Marsh stopping for Supermans and Jump Squats along the way.

    Circle up for Mary of Merkins and Deep Squats with 3s hold IC. Plank with single leg lifts x20 IC. Nolan Ryans x 10 IC each side.

    Count, Name, and Hammer prayed us out.

    Announcements – IPC week 5; Wednesday night bible study

  • Return to the Marsh – from Akbar

    YHC was excited to return to the Marsh after missing a couple of weeks due to travel. Looking forward to seeing everyone and the traditional catch up on the weekend mosey to the Lakefront. At 5:13, looked like I would be talking to myself this gloom. At the last minute, Pik came running up and we got to work.

    Warm Up
    SSH, Self-Love, Butt kicks, Imperial Walkers, High Knees, and some other stuff

    Short Mosey to the playground for 3 sets of 10: Australian Pullups and Mountain Climbers

    Mosey to Rips, stopping at each intersection for Merkins and Sumo Squats, tempo style. 12 IC, 8 IC, 5 IC

    11’s at Rips. Plank Jacks and Bobby Hurley’s with a run up the stairs + 20 calf raises each round. Calf raises were cut out halfway to save time and make sure we could walk the rest of the day. Quick Hello from Pik’s M on her morning walk, asking if we were trespassing and we finished up at 5:50

    Mosey back to center court stopping a few times for Merkins and Sumo Squats. Mary was Heels to Heaven and LBC’s.

    Count, Name, and YHC prayed us out.

    Till next Gloom 👊 – Akbar

  • The Incredible Weight of Zero* – from Steve

    Week 0. Meaningless. Inconsequential. Akin to a preseason Saints game with Ian Book in for all four quarters. A mere hors d’oevres for the real deal, which starts next week. A warm up, really.

    I’m sure the seven pax that posted – most of them blithely unaware of what was to go down this morning (despite the leak on slack) – would agree with this. I am sure they would not have preferred to do the simple four corners mosey down to the lakefront and back that YHC had originally planned. I mean, these Greenwood guys gently ramp up the Iron Pax challenges each week anyway, right?

    Ugggghhh… let’s hope not. The Fat Coe Sandwich, as this beatdown is called, is a brutal joke for a week zero beatdown. It consisted of:

    – 20x Squat Thrusters w/ coupon, 20x merkins. Rinse and repeat 5x.

    – Bear crawl 100 feet, burpee broad jump back (3x burpees, 5x jumps). Rinse and repeat 3x.

    – 20x Squat Thrusters w/ coupon, 20x merkins. Rinse and repeat 5x.

    Woof. That’s rough. For a Monday morning, that’s real rough. And for a Monday morning where you ran a few miles from your home to the Marsh, well, that’s just plain mean. (As always, t-claps to Hammer and Waterpik.)

    Luckily we had Bacchus, a Southshore transplant that Quarterpipe EH’d the night before, post and inspire us with his incredible athleticism. For a guy that hadn’t posted in two years (I believe?), this guy was unbelievable. I mean, if I hadn’t proctored the event myself, I probably wouldn’t have believed it.

    To see him go toe to toe with Bushwacker, the man whose bear crawl is as fast as my running, was just incredible. While Bush still had the edge on the crawls, Bacchus’ broad jumps were something to behold. Eventually he just outpaced us all, by a long shot. And it wasn’t just the endurance and speed, he was slinging those cinderblocks like they were nothing. It’s like Grundy, Tank, and Cowbell somehow had an incredibly tall child together.

    YHC cannot recall the times – I know Bacchus was in the 18 min range (almost 19 mins) and Bush was in the 21 min range, and everyone else was 25 mins and beyond.

    Incredible job, everyone. To get out there on a Monday morning and complete this challenge – or even attempt it – is incredibly inspiring. T-claps to Akbar, who prodded me to run with this instead of something easy. And t-claps to Bacchus, of course, for his first Northshore post and a memorable one at that.

    And hey, as it sounds like Week Zero could ultimately provide an edge in the case of a tie breaker, well, this month’s contest – on the Northshore at least – could conceivably already be in the books.

  • Redeaux – from Akbar

    QIC arrived to 5 at the Marsh this morning, still in recovery from the St. Vincent 500. Made worse by the air going out last night and camping on the floor with Wicket and Grover. Realizing there was no plan late Sunday evening, Even though the soreness was still harsh, there’s that inward force that says go get it today. And we did.

    YHC pulled the old Redeaux from a Gipper workout a few months back. The difference was no bricks. A late Sunday trip to Ace Hardware came up empty handed – so it was modified to blocks. After some chatter Jose ran up and Fletch arrived later to make 7.

    Mumblechatter was high as usual: ISI, St. Vincent 500, JV’s double Q, somehow Bushwhacker always comes up regardless of where we are. Since Hammer and Jose were there – lots of movie quotes today: Over the Top was a main focus. There may be a remake of Roadhouse – which will likely fail without Patrick and Sam.

    Jose had the tunes, and Cry Little Sister came on. This brings flashbacks for YHC in high school from Jamie Gertz’s cave scene – which made the rest of the workout that much better. We didn’t even get to Less Than Zero – maybe another day.

    Warm Up
    SSH, toe touches, self-love, arm circles, imperial walkers, high knees, butt kicks

    Thang
    5 on blocks for a Tabata of 30s on and 15s rest, full body blocks. 2 men did LBC’s and we rotated each round. Warm up run before down to the stop sign and back, and again after legs/back/bi’s.

    Legs
    Block holds for each exercise: squat, alternating side lunge, sumo deadlift, staggered squat right, staggered squat left, side lunge right, side lunge left.

    Back
    Curls, block swing, bent row, inward curls, good mornings, supine row, curls again, merkin row.

    Shoulders
    Manmakers, upright row, shoulder press, alpo’s, 45 degree shoulder press

    Chest/Tri
    Skull crushers, chest press, merkin, chest press w/ inward block, diamond merkin, block merkin, overhead extensions

    Circle at center court for 4 exercises x10 IC. Chest press, curls, shoulder press, goblet squat.

    Mary
    Rosalilta, Down Dog, Low Lunge right with arm cross body stretch 0 then left. Up dog, child’s pose.

    Name, Count, and Waterpik prayed us out.

    Announcements: Double Nickel on Southshore Saturday, Dangerfield VQ Saturday, Bible Study starts this week 8:30 at Crisis Pregnancy Center.

    Thanks for following my lead – Akbar

    Akbar, Hammer, Waterpik, Shooter, Quarterpipe, Fletch, Jose10k, F3 Norsthore, Milestone Marsh

  • Feel the Burn – from Akbar

    QIC arrived in the gloom to see JV planting a flag with Jose 10k by his side, already in deep mumblechatter. The plan for today was a no run burn, which made it even harder due to the fact that Akbars family baked in the sun all day yesterday. After a grueling week of hard beatdowns, YHC was ready to take a walk around the Marsh for the workout, maybe even search for Garfield’s group and join them. But there is something down inside all of us that says, let’s get it. So we did – but without running.

    Warm up: SSH, arm circles, self-love, high knees, but kicks, down dog.

    Thang: Tried and true ascending ladder, after each progression a mosey to the playground for 5 pull ups and 5 hanging knee raises

    5 Plank Jacks

    5 Plank Jacks, 10 Alpos

    5 Plank Jacks, 10 Alpos, 15 LBC’s

    5 Plank Jacks, 10 Alpos, 15 LBC’s, 20 block chest presses

    5 Plank Jacks, 10 Alpos, 15 LBC’s, 20 block chest presses, 25 Mountain Climbers

    5 Plank Jacks, 10 Alpos, 15 LBC’s, 20 block chest presses, 25 Mountain Climbers, 30
    Shoulder Thrusts

    5 Plank Jacks, 10 Alpos, 15 LBC’s, 20 block chest presses, 25 Mountain Climbers, 30 Shoulder Thrusts, 35 SSH, 40 Al Gore Presses

    5 Plank Jacks, 10 Alpos, 15 LBC’s, 20 block chest presses, 25 Mountain Climbers, 30 Shoulder Thrusts, 35 SSH, 40 Al Gore Presses

    5 Plank Jacks, 10 Alpos, 15 LBC’s, 20 block chest presses, 25 Mountain Climbers, 30 Shoulder Thrusts, 35 SSH, 40 Al Gore Presses, 45 Block Rows

    5 Plank Jacks, 10 Alpos, 15 LBC’s, 20 block chest presses, 25 Mountain Climbers, 30 Shoulder Thrusts, 35 SSH, 40 Al Gore Presses, 45 Block Rows

    Time ran out before the 50 Bouncy Squats. Circle up, no Mary, and JV prayed us out.

    Annoucements:
    St. Vincent 500 August 13th in Thibodaux. Around 5 teams from the Northshore already signed up.

    August ISI from Zoolander. Each day – 100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 LBC’s, 1 mile run.

    Never Forget 911 5k in Covington, Sept. 11th 8am at the Trailhead. 5k walk, run, stairclimb. HC is around 5 so far. wwwrunsignup.com

    Hammer has the Q Saturday

    Thanks for following my lead, always a pleasure to start my week with you guys.

    SYITG – Akbar

  • What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger – from Akbar

    3 strong at the Marsh this morning for another humid beatdown.

    Warm Up: SSH, Grass Grabbers, Mountain Climbers, Peter Parkers, Arm Circles, Self Love, Windmills, Plank stretches.

    Short mosey to the playground for 3 sets of 5 pull ups and 10 Supine Rows.

    Mosey to the lakefront for the Thang: Exercises at the wall, mosey to the light post, jog back and repeato

    Bulgarian Split Squats IC x12 , lunge walk , calf raises x14 IC

    Dirkins x 25 OYO, Bear Crawl, Bouncy Squats IC x20

    Freak Nasty x13 IC, Hallelugiah High Knees, Good Mornings x10IC

    Stone Mountain 25 OYO, Hallelugian Butt Kicks, Renegade Row x 20IC

    Irkins 25 OYO, Bear Crawl, Merkin Plank Jacks x5 OYO

    Mosey back to the Marsh stopping at each intersection for 5 Merkin Plank Jacks

    Mary:

    LBC x20 IC, Hello Dolly x 10 IC, Rosalita x10 IC, LMC x 20 IC, 5 Merkin Plank Jacks OYO

    Announcements:

    Gnarly Nutria this Wednesday, A1C 2 Yr Anniversary, Thibadeaux beatdown August 13th

    Count, Nameorama ,and YHC prayed us out with thoughts for Pik’s father in law; JV getting settled in the new house; my new job; recent post on Slack about a family losing their 17 year old son; and what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

    Thanks for letting me lead, always great to spend a Monday morning with my brothers to start off the week right.

    SYITG – Akbar

    NMM

    YHC was a little off in the beginning, but the Wiki helped get us back on track. Saw Garfield on his morning walk while doing Good Mornings. Mumblechatter was around the hard beatdowns lately, JV’s new house and improvements, and other weekend happenings.

  • Murphish – from Akbar

    72 degrees and not too muggy yet on this early Monday morning. 4 showed up to get better. Great mumblechatter on the runs about fathers day weekend, Saturdays beatdown, and what we can do to bring some guys back.

    Warm Up x15 IC
    Imperial Walkers, SSH, Grass Grabbers, Arm Circles, Self Love

    YHC modified on the spot after learning that Hammer ran to the AO again, and shortened the runs. Was a modification for me as well after running around Noah’s Ark for 30 minutes Saturday.

    Run to the 2nd stop sign for High Knees (yes, we just ran Jose 10k) x15 IC, return to court.

    Head to the playground for a mini murph of 5/10/15 x 5 rounds = 25 pull ups, 50 Merkins, 75 squats

    Run to the 2nd stop sign for High Knees x15 IC, return to court.

    Partner up at the court.
    100 block shoulder presses while P2 runs the length of the basketball court, bear crawls to halfcourt, and runs back to relieve P1.

    Round 2 repeato with 100 skull crushers, same mosey.

    Run to the 2nd stop sign for High Knees x15 IC, return to court.

    Back to the playground for another modified Mini Murph. 5/10/15 x 5 rounds = 25 Supine Rows, 50 Dirkins, 75 Bouncy Squats.

    No relief at all on those Bouncy Squats. Hammer and Pik used the row bars for a Dirkin higher than the sea wall, we followed on rounds 2 – 4.

    Run to the 2nd stop sign for High Knees x15 IC, return to court.

    Back to the court for partners
    100 Shoulder Presses while P2 runs to half court and bear crawls back.
    50 Skull Crushers while P1 lunge walks to half court and runs back

    Mary – Peter Parkers and LBC x15 IC

    Count, Name, and Jose10k prayed us out with thoughts for Pik’s father in law.

    Announcements :

    Hammer has the Q Saturday. Hammer is starting a bible study in July, most likely Wednesday nights. Hammer has a CSAUP – Completely Sacred and Utterly Purposeful – at the Crisis Pregnancy Center – read slack for the full message & let him know if you are in.

    Sign up to Q and bring a friend.

    Thanks for showing up fella’s, and the opportunity to lead.

    SYITG, Akbar

  • Dollar Dollar Bills Y’all – from Akbar

    Not quite related to the Wu Tang Clan song, but some were found on the Mosey this morning by Jose 10k. Good to have him back after a short trip to the beach. Just 3 in the Monday gloom this morning, but 3 is good company.

    WU SSH, Grass Grabbers, High Knees, But Kicks, Arm Circles, Self-Love, Down Dog.

    Mosey 2 blocks stopping along the way for 10 IC Copperhead Squat, Lunges, Bouncy Squats, and Monkey Humper.

    THANG – Each man cycles through stations with Tabata, 30s work, 15s rest. Then Run 2 blocks working legs x 10 IC. Rinse and Repeat

    Station 1: Block Curls
    Station 2: Renegade Row Merkin with bricks
    Station 3: Single Arm ISO Shoulder Press with 20 lb Dumbbell

    Mosey 2 blocks stopping along the way for 10 IC Copperhead Squat, Lunges, Bouncy Squats, and Monkey Humper.

    Station 1: Skull Crushers
    Station 2: Brick Shoulder Flys
    Station 3: Dumbell 1 arm Snatch to Merkin

    Mosey 2 blocks stopping along the way for 10 IC Copperhead Squat, Lunges, Bouncy Squats, and Monkey Humper.

    Station 1: Good Mornings holding Block
    Station 2: Brick one arm Bicep Curl to Shoulder Thruster
    Station 3: Dumbbell Chest Press

    Mary
    Little Manny Crunches x10 IC

    Count, Name, and Jose 10k prayed us out

  • The MURPH – from Jose10k

    It was simple: 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, 300 squats, and 2 miles. We had split off into different groups of different levels, but in the end it was 14 of my F3 brothers completing the Murph this morning. COT, Hammer prayed us out with special intentions for TruCoats friend and Zoolanders father.