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Tag: Milestone Marsh

  • South Pole Bound

    20201214
    Q: Hogs Breath

    This was the [Louisiana] VQ of Hogs Breath. The wind was whipping and the 51* sure felt like we were heading to the South Pole! Trying to pull history into the Q, Hogs Breath found out that on 14 Dec 1911 Ronald Amundsen and four men reached the South Pole. Water Pick arrived to confusion finding that Hogs Breath had already planted a shovel flag!

    DISCLAIMER: Given

    Warmup: 

    10 Mount Man Poopers, 10 Arm Circles (in all directions), 10 Hairy Rockettes, Alligator Merkins across the basket ball court.

    THE THANG

    Grabbing coupons we began our “restrictor plate march” aka an Indian run while we carried cinder blocks. The pax began a brisk walk toward the lakefront, while the six would sprint to the front, utilizing a variety of different holds with the block. Shout out to Hammer who complited the March, only two days after a vasectomy!!!! The march still allowed for much mummblechatter on the way!

    Once we arrived at the lakefront, starring at an ominous rising sun, we circled up to continue our South pole inspire beat down. We did a 5×5 of:

    S- squats

    O- one arm merkins

    U- up right rows

    T- thrusters

    H- Hydrohalic squats

    After each round we took a 10 second countdown in a rotating fashion.

    Then… We had to return back to the flag. Continuing our restrictor plate march.

    Upon arriving the Q had a brainfart and though we had an extra 15 mins instead of our 6 mins. Luckily Bushwacker corrected him and we rounded out with 6 MoM;

    25 SSH

    Gas Pumps

    Big Boy Sit ups

    Heels to heaven / leg lifts

    And rounded it out to 100 100s

    Ended with Number-O-Rama, Name-O-Rama, COT

    MOLESKIN
    Words of Wisdom: “Victory awaits him who has everything in order…luck we call it.

    Defeat is definitely due for him who has neglected to take the necessary precaution…bad luck we call it.

    Adventure is just bad planning”

    Ronald Amundsen

  • Tres Amigos Mosey

    YHC and family hit the Cradle to the Grave drive through exhibit last night with a hot cup of Mexican Hot Chocolate – containing cayenne pepper and cinnamon. We could have used another one this morning as Grover accompanied the Q arriving at 5:10  to a chilly 40 degree gloom. A few minutes later Waterpik showed up and we got to work.

    Warm Up

    Grass Grabbers, SSH, HillBillies x10 – while waiting to see if Cowbell would arrive. 

    Mosey to the lakefront stopping at intersections for Imperial Walkers, Self-Love, Torso Twist x10

    Thang: Slow Tempo on the Wall: IC x10 each

    We slowed it down and mixed it up a bit with slow tempo exercises, most starting in the Dirkin position. Twinkle Toes and Monkey Humpers were NOT on the wall, because the last place we wanted to end up was in the lake. 

    • Dirkin | Freak Nasties
    • Side Plank Lifts | Bulgarian Split Squat
    • Mountain Climber | Twinkle Toes (Al Gore calf raise)
    • Irkin | Monkey Humpers
    • Peter Parker | Diamond Irkin
    • Stone Mountain | Body Saw (chill cut calf raises)
    • Plank Rows | Superman (4ct)
    • Wirkin | Copperhead Squat

    Mosey back to Marsh stopping for 10 Jump Squats, 10 Merkins,  OYO

    Playground:  10 pull ups, 10 hanging knee  raises

    Mary 

    Sweat Angels (hello dolly with arms), hands to heals, heals to heaven, LBC

    Crunchy Frog for @cowbell E2k for @bushwacker

    Count-Name-Orama

    Announcements: 

    • FIA Saturday in Covington
    • Don’t miss DEFCON this Saturday at the lakefront

     YHC prayed us out

    Parting Thought

    “Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.” – Vince Lombardi

    Til next gloom, 

    Akbar

  • Monday Morning Rush

    YHC was already thinking about modifications for the Monday Milestone Q after reading @the-hammer’s pre-blast Friday. What could we do that didn’t work any part of the body that a burpee works? Would I add new meaning to the phrase Modify as Necessary? What could I do when I can’t even lift a cup of coffee?

    Enter the Red Barchetta, slightly intensified. A routine that gets your heart pumping, just like the song by Rush.

    Warm up: IC x 10–15 SSH, Imperial Walkers, Grass Grabbers, Torso Twist, Self-Love

    Mosey to the Lakefront to witness a beautiful array of stars on a clear morning

    Thang: Red Barchetta

    Sprint to the first street light, @ 100 yards, do exercise, mosey back, plank for the six

    • 100 Yards 100 SSH
    • 100 Yards 75 Mountain Climbers
    • 100 Yards 50 LBC
    • 100 Yards 25 Merkins
    • 100 Yards 10 Waterpik Squats

    Mosey to the stairs at Rips

    • 50 Calf Raises, 25 Freak Nasties
    • 25 Calf Raises, 50 Freak Nasties
    • 30 Calf Raises, 30 Freak Nasties

    Mosey back to the Marsh

    25 Jump Squats OYO

    Mary IC x 10-15

    WW1 Situps, heals to heaven, hands to heals, crunchy frogs for @Cowbell, flutter kicks

    Missed you @steve @bushwacker

    Count, name-o-rama

    Anouncements:

    FIA email coming soon to those signed up – 1st beatdown in early December; Turkey Trot Thanksgiving Day

    COT: Grover prayed us out

    Thanks for hanging in there this morning with a beat up 49 yr old (50 in 27 days!)

    Until next gloom – Akbar

  • Stranger Things

    It was quite nice in the gloom this morning when YHC and Grover arrived to a cool 65 degrees and a clean Milestone Marsh. We noticed that the picnic tables had been moved to the far side of the fence, something I’ve never witnessed before. That would be the beginning of the strangest post I’ve ever been a part of in my short time at F3.

    Pik, Pixie Stix, and Steve soon arrived and we circled up with OYO stretching and grumbling of sore shoulders from H8!

    Warm Up:  SSH, Imperial Walkers, Self-Love, and Arm Circles front and back x 20 each

    Cowbell came speeding in as usual – having arrived on time at Grandma’s House just a few minutes earlier – realizing it was Monday rather than Tuesday. 

    Short jog down to Mariny and back; pick up blocks and meet at the corner of the court for instructions

    Thang: Block Murph 

    YHC was explaining we would honor our veterans today, specifically Lieutenant Murphy, since yesterday was Veterans Day. But it actually wasn’t, because Veterans Day is this Wednesday. Can you see a pattern here?

    4 corners:   

    20 Block Curls, 20 Block Rows, 40 Block Presses, 60 Goblet Squats, .2mile run

    Rifle Carry on long sides of the court, 1 arm farmer carry on short sides

    Rinse and Repeat x 5

    YHC had some anthem tunes ready, specifically for Hammer (no show), and was worried a bit about how loud it might be so early in the morning – keeping it low not to disturb the neighbors.

    Round 1 was finished 10 minutes in when things really got weird. 4-5 vehicles pulled up to the Marsh with windows down, bass thumps, music blaring, and @8 people stepped out with khaki cargo pants, jackets, flashlights, and .…….basketballs?

    What is happening man? Who decides to play bball in the dark @ 5:30 on a Monday morning? We pressed on, and modified an already modified Murph by moving to the street. 3rd round in, we saw a few people riding their bikes past the Marsh fully dressed in non-workout attire, presumably on their way to work or coming in from the night. 

    15 minutes left, another modification was announced. We would finish the last 2 rounds of block work, make 1 more run and call it a day.

    All finished with 100 Curls, 100 Rows, 200 Block Presses, and 300 Block Squats. And some running.

    Mary:  1 minute left, Crunchy Frogs for Cowbell, IC. Only YHC did not do Crunchy Frogs, but American Hammers. After being called out, quickly switched to the correct exercise until 6:00am 

    COT: Grover prayed us out

    Even the COT was strange, our blocks still by our side, loud flashlight basketball, and another strange occurrence. Guy comes out of the house across the street and starts his car, moves it out of the way – parking it on the side street –  then starts his other car up and takes off – leaving the original backed out car still running.

    Count, Name-O-Rama, Announcements

    Thursday Oct 12th: 1 Mile time trial at the Scramble, F2 Flag making party @ Cowbell’s, Turkey Trot on Turkey day

    This is one beatdown I will never forget. Thanks for letting me lead.

    SYITG,

    Akbar

  • Dabbin’ With the Homies

    James, Stanley, and Benjamin walk into a bar….

    OK, it was actually a darkened, trash-strewn basketball court and playground we, on the north shore fondly call The Milestone Marsh. And the PAX was there to do business, so to business they got.

    WARM UP

    It was an imperative to get the heart rate rolling quickly so QIC started with some quick rounds of High Knees, Butt Kicks, and SSHs. We slowed the tempo and turned the focus elsewhere on the anatomy before heading out to the intersection.

    THANG

    The Marsh was where YHC was introduced to the Dab by our gone-but-not-forgotten comrade Coconuts, and is the sole location where it has been unleashed in my experience. And so it was that we three ventured forth and completed 10 Burpees EMOM for 5 minutes then running 400 meters, and repeating 4 times.

    MARY

    To be perfectly honest, procrastination on this back blast has directly lead to a constipation of the brain. There may or may not have been a slight bit of wrap-up.

    COT

    I believe Pik prayed us out and there was a great deal of appreciation for my fellow F3 brothers!

    Thanks for Dabbin’ with your homey!

  • Raccoon before the Rumble

    YHC arrived early in the gloom this morning to a cool 62 degrees and a quick walk around while Grover got some additional shuteye in the car. I was greeted by a Racoon perched on a tree, and wondered if he had cleaned up the Marsh for us. He disappeared but made a couple more appearances before the Rumble scared him off.  The sorely missed Bushwhacker arrived next.  After a brief catch-up, Bush wakes up Grover like a scene from a horror movie as more dark bodies arrive to the gloom and we circle up. 

    Warm Up x10 IC

    SSH, Cherry pickers, Torso Twist, Self-love, Plank Jacks, .2 mile run

    Thang 1: Ascending Ladder, OYO/IC

    5 Pull Ups, 10 Stone Mountain, 15 Supermans, 20 Hand Release Merkins, 25 Twinkle Toes (Al Gore with calf raises), 30 Bulgarian Split Squats, 35 Freak Nasties, 40 Plank Jacks, 45 LBC, 50 SSH, .2m run

    About the time we got to the Supermans, Cowbell told Grover “We need to set a date – with a pregnant pause before adding – for the flag party.  We all got a chuckle, and were happy Cowbell finished the sentence. 

    Thang 2: Broken Ascending Ladder, OYO/IC

    1. 5 Pull ups
    2. 5 Pull ups, 10 Stone Mountain
    3. 5 Pull ups, 10 Stone Mountain, 15 Superman
    4. 5 Pull ups, 10 Stone Mountain, 15 Superman, 20 Hand Release Merkins
    5. 25 Twinkle Toes
    6. 25 Twinkle Toes, 30 Lunges
    7. 25 Twinkle Toes, 30 Lunges, 35 Freak Nasties
    8. 40 Plank Jacks, 45 LBC’s, 50 SSH

    Mary

    Crunchy Frogs IC x20; Leg Raises, Hello Dolly, Heals to Heaven, Hands to heals x 10 IC

    Count/Name-o-rama

    Announcements

    1. Halloween dress up beat down Saturday at the Mothership
    2. Cowbell and Grover’s F2 flag making party,  possibly November 12th, at Cowbells house with pizza and beer. More to come later. 

    COT  – YHC prayed us out. 

    Thought for the day:

    Bad things happen everyday, the difference is how we deal with it. Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you respond to it. 

    Always a great way to start the week at the Marsh, thanks for letting me lead.

    ‘Til next Gloom,

    Akbar

  • Fireworks before First Light

    Great idea for the next title in the Magic Treehouse book series, although the content may be a little different. The fireworks began in an instant. A finely tuned, unstoppable andante tempo flatulence in cadence on the 2 and 4 counts of the SSH.  A few giggles and at-a-boys, the gas attack would continue with others throughout the workout.  No names mentioned, but YHC may or may not have been involved.

    7 men showed up  in the misty gloom this morning at the Milestone Marsh, great to see Hogsbreath again. Coming off an exciting weekend and the 6 year anniversary celebration, we were ready to get to work and start our week off right. 

    Warm up

    X10-12 IC   SSH, Arm Circles f/b, Self-Love, High Knees

    Thang: 4 Corners

    On the court x40 at each corner: Merkin, Squat, Shoulder Taps, Freak Nasties

    Bear Crawl the sidelines, Lunge Walk Baseline/Endline

    Mosey to playground for 10 pull ups and 10 supine pull ups

    Rinse and Repeat

    I always enjoy the mumblechatter on Mondays, and today was no exception. Who says you can’t Bear Crawl and talk at the same time? 

    T-Claps to Hammer who posted after completing the pop up Murph yesterday morning. Duly noting this beatdown was close to a modified Murph without a run. He moved out in front like a long legged hare and never looked back.

    Mary 

    Tabata, 30s with 10s rest x5. Plank Jacks (because we haven’t worked shoulders enough already), Leg Raises, Heels to Heaven, Hand to Heals, Hello Dolly, Flutter kicks (Sound familiar @shooter?)

    Count/Manorama

    Announcements

    F2 Thursday at the Gipper/Tap Room; Russo’s 2y anny Q Saturday; F2 Shovel Flag making party is in the works (Cowbell/Grover); Hammers 1000 Burpees moved to Nov 21st 

    COT: YHC prayed us out 

    Thanks for letting me lead, always a great way to start out the week!

    till next Gloom, 

    Akbar

  • Hang Time

    YHC showed up this morning with sidekick Grover to a surprisingly clean Milestone Marsh, unwelcome heat, mosquito’s, and a stranger in the dark. Turns out it was not a stranger, but Hogsbreath in the flesh from Slidell by way of Monterey. Quick introductions all around, welcome back Hogsbreath!

    Warm up x 10 IC: SSH, arm circles, torso twist, imperial walkers

    Mosey to grab coupons, head to the playground for a round of hang time

    Thang

    Dead hang until you drop, grab your block

    x 12 Alternating Block Merkins, bent rows, curls, tricep extensions, goblet squat, shoulder thrusts, .2 mile run out and back

    Rinse & Repeat

    Did YHC invent another exercise?

    Researchers have long known that mosquitoes are attracted to the human scent of sweat. We’ve all been swarmed by them in the gloom at some point in time. Today they were so bad YHC had to drop the block, perform the kill slap to the leg, then pick the block back up and resume exercise – at least 15 times.

    5:50: return blocks and head to center court

    Mary x 10 IC Plank kicks each leg, Mountain Climber, Peter Parker, Rosalita, Hello Dolly, Freddy Mercury. LBC x30

    COT Shooter prayed us out with thankfulness to be in the gloom, protection for those in the hurricane aftermath.

    Thanks for letting me lead,

    SYITG – Akbar

  • The WWII Fitness Test

    This September is the 75th anniversary of the end of WWII. We set out to accomplish the original GI test in honor of our forefathers who fought for our freedom. This is the original test from Fort Bragg in 1946. What stood out most to me is the insane attention to detail and form – the focus on quality instead of quantity.

    Take 5 minutes to read the entire article which goes into more detail on form and scoring, also gives a history of the test and how it has changed in since the new one was introduced in the 80’s. https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/are-you-as-fit-as-a-world-war-ii-gi/

    Why another test? Tests motivate us to improve our physical condition. We may not realize when we are in poor condition. When tests reveal our deficiencies, we are much more receptive to intensive physical training in order to remedy our shortcomings. And, because its fun.

    Warm Up: SSH, Toe Touches, Torso Twist x 10-12

    Thang Pullups, Squat Jumps, Merkins, Situps, Shuttle Run

    TEST 1: PULL UPS. Start in dead hang position, chin above bar, all the way down until elbows are straight. Kicking, raising the legs, or jerking motions are not permissible and will only count for 1/2 rep. AMRAP

    SCORING: 13-20 Excellent; 10-12 Good; 7-9 Fair; 1-6 Poor

    How to perform pull ups illustration military manual.

    TEST 2: SQUAT JUMPS. Coming soon to a beatdown near you, the best I can describe this is a prisoner squat jump Sister Mary Catherine. It was brutal. Spring upward until both knees are straight and both feet clear the ground. While off the ground, reverse the position of the feet bringing the right foot in front. Spring up again and continue AMRAP. The performer is credited with 1 squat jump each time he springs up from the squat to the erect position and returns. The movement is not scored if he fails to descend to a complete squat. If the performer falls but immediately recovers and continues, he shall not be penalized.

    SCORING: 39-54 Excellent; 31-38 Good; 26-30 Fair; 13-25 Poor

    How to do squat jumps illustration military manual.

    TEST 3: MERKINS. Arms straight starting position, hands facing forward directly under shoulders, chest touches the ground and back up to straight arm position = 1 rep. Stomach, thighs, or legs must not touch the floor and whole body must remain straight. Performer is credited for 1 push-up each time arms are completely straightened. When performer can no longer hold correct form, the test is terminated.

    SCORING: 51-75 Excellent; 39-50 Good; 31-38 Fair; 16-30 Poor

    How to do a proper push up illustration military manual.

    TEST 4: SIT-UP. Can anyone say coccyx? I’m getting really tired of the brush strokes. Performer lies on back with knees straight, fingers laced behind head, elbows on the ground. With feet held, raise upper body and rotate right elbow to left knee – keeping knee’s as straight as possible. 2 minutes AMRAP

    SCORING: 62-79 Excellent; 52-61 Good; 42-51 Fair; 22-41 Poor

    How to do sit-ups illustration military manual.

    TEST 5: 300 YD SHUTTLE RUN: On the basketball court, we ran 12 lengths of 25 yards each for a total of 300. The numbers were a little off since a basketball court is 28 yards in length, and the shuttle run should have been 250 yards to allow for extra turn time vs the 5 * 60 yard straight run.

    SCORING (seconds): 44-47 Excellent; 47-50 Good; 50.5-52.5 Fair; 53-56.5 Poor

    The results!

    NamePull UpsSquat JumpsPushupsSitups300 Yd. Run
    Akbar519264054.5
    Grover3.51427454.5
    Hammer641356253.5
    Steve1550394553.5
    Shooter536193450
    Pixie Stick4.530666053
    Waterpik9.535426057.5
    Cowbell1560355051

    Mary 100 SSH. Crunchy Frogs, Gas Pumps, Rosalita, Staggered Merkins, American Hammers, Mountain Climbers, Dying Cockroach x20

    COT Shooter prayed us out, thoughts and prayers for those to the east and west of us dealing with the after affects of the hurricanes and for my job interview (which went great!)

    If you see or know a WW2 Vet, tell them thank you. And ask them to tell you a story or two.

    Thanks for letting me lead,

    SYITG – Akbar

  • Bear Crawl Inch Worm & the Cicada Scare

    With TS/Hurricane Sally on its way, there was no time to waste!

    WARMORAMA

    x10 IC:

    Apple Grabbers, T Stretches, Toe Touches, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, High Knees

    THANG

    Starting at Lamarque/Livingston headed west down Livingston, the Pax lined up in plank position head to foot. Man at the 6 would bear crawl to the front of the line and so on until we reached the light post around mid-block. At home with bear crawls, QIC didn’t really consider how taxing this mission would be on the shoulders on account of all dat plankin’! Almost at the finish, as Pixie was bear crawling along, his hand came too close to an unseen cicada and it cried out in alarm with the loud noise that cicadas make, scaring the bajeezus out of Pixie ( and bringing about a round of belly chuckles from the crowd).

    At the light, we proceeded to indian run the rest of the way around the block, back to the bb court. There we retrieved Steve’s newly deposited cinderblocks (let’s see how long this batch lasts), and lined up at one ended of the court.

    The PAX did suicides where upon each return to the base line we did 1 block burpee/squat thruster. Next round was goblet squat/kettle bell swing. We continued between the 2 increasing by 1 rep each round up to three reps.

    MARY

    x20 IC:

    Little Manny Wife Pleasers, Flutter Kicks, Leg Raises, Heel Pulses, Putins

    COT

    After count and name off, Pixie Stix prayed us out.

    Thanks for coming out and following this fool. Stay safe out there guys!