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  • Introducing Rocham-burpees

    YHC woke up ready to put a check mark next to Monday March 11th 2019 in what is the constant pursuit of seizing each and every day. And there is no better way to pursue that goal then showing up to Milestone Marsh. Three other men felt the same way and with the company of Shooter, Waterpik, and Coconuts, we got things started

    Warmup

    The PAX warmed up with a SSH tabata. A great way to get the blood flowing and was the perfect way to get things rolling. We finished the warmup with some other assortment of items that the Q can’t seem to recall. I’m sure it was amazing.

    The Thang

    It was time for F3 Northshore to be introduced to a little thing called
    Rochamburpees. First you partner up and both get in a chillcut plank. Play rock, paper, scissors while in chillcut. Round 1: loser does 1 Burpee, winner does 1 Merkin. Stay in chillcut and play 10 total rounds, adding an additional Burpee/Merkin every round. EC: every tie, both do a Merkin.

    Something the Q learned through this experience is that winning 5 out of the first 6 rounds is nothing compared to losing the last 4 rounds. Shooter killed me there and I paid the price.

    We walked over to the monkey bars and did a couple of 30 second holds for the crazy ISI that is going on. While one partner did his hold the other did either merkins or squats.

    Afterwards we moseyed to the trailhead and did some 11’s with the stairs. At the bottom we did freak nasties on the benches and at the top some sister mary katherines. We moseyed back to the Marsh and finished up with 5 minutes of mary.

    Circled up and the typical closing ceremonies commenced.

    Thanks for letting me lead and sorry this BB was late.

  • Lundi Gras Legs

    With many Marsh-vets out of town for Mardi Gras, drastically plummeting temperatures, and some excessive crawfish eating, low turnout was expected this morning. What was unexpected, though, was Jose 10k. Lured out by Wacker’s promise of a treat (sorry, can’t disclose – you have to post to find out about such things), it was nice to have a new face at the marsh. YHC had been waffling between a chest or leg-centric beatdown, but that all solidified when I saw Jose, who hadn’t been through my old standby, my bread and butter, the legs, legs, legs beatdown.

    First up, though, it was cold and YHC was half asleep. Warmorama would actually have to do just that – warm us up – so we kicked into high gear with SSH, High Knees, and Butt Kicks, all 30x IC. Then into Toe Touches, IW’s, Good Mornings, x15 IC. There must’ve been something else in there that I’m forgetting, as Wacker quipped that it seemed like we might only do a warmorama on this fine gloom. As much as YHC might like that, only a fool would do an entire beatdown consisting of warm up exercises…. 🧐

    The Thang: PAX assembled on one end of the court to do the San Antonio Shuffle across. (Looked that one up just for you, Wacker.) I suppose it’d be a Semi-San Antonio Shuffle, though, as the real deal calls for a plank jack somewhere in there, and does not include a broad jump. PAX instead did left leg lunge, right leg lunge, burpee, broad jump. Rinse & Repeat for length of court and back. Next up, bear crawl to half court and back, then slow-mosey over to the pull up bars for…

    Set of 7’s: 6 pull ups to 1 merkin. Then 15x hanging knees to chest. As the PAX noted, this was going to severely limit our chances of performing the ISI challenge.

    Next, mosey to the trace until we hit Marigny, for a quick leg COP: 15x IC groiners, 15x IC jump squats, 15x IC monkey humpers.

    Onward to Grandma’s House for a quick use of the stairs: partner up, partner 1 holds a people’s chair while doing air presses, partner 2 runs up to do 2x merkins. Flapjack, and once it’s back to partner 2, add 2x merkins. Up to 10x merkins for each partner. T-claps to the older couple that gets out there (seemingly) each morning at 0500 and doesn’t mind sharing the stairs with the sweaty pax.

    Hit the benches next for Bulgarian Split Squats, each leg 15x IC. Freak Nasties 10x IC. Then knee-ups, each leg 15x IC.

    Mosey back to the Marsh in time for an Ei favorite, the Jane Fonda’s. Left leg 15x IC, held it up for quick pulses 15x IC, then heel-to-knee 15x IC. Other leg and time was up.

    Countdown, announcements, and Shooter prayed us out with special intentions for the victims of the Esplanade crash yesterday.

    The pax being the pax, the regular beatdown wasn’t enough and so we all moseyed back to the pull-up bars to complete the ISI challenge. Even Jose, who had already completed his before the beatdown (of course he had!), took part.

    T-claps to Jose not only for the double ISI, but also for making the most of his week off by posting at the Marsh. And T-claps to Bushwacker for both the delicious treats, and for getting Jose to commit to his VQ on April 16th. Take a page from the Wacker and spread that leadership love, gentlemen. It’s definitely a big part of what makes F3 special to me. Thanks for following me on this chilly morning, Mondays at the Marsh with you men are hands down the best way to start a week.

  • 50 Shades of Pain -or- A Wing and a Prayer

    My F3 name was changed for the day. Today Bushwacker was called Robin…because QIC was wingin’ it!

    There’s something about the Marsh that quietly brings the pain. If you’ve ever posted there, you kinda get YHC’s meaning. And so, quietly, we began…

    WARM UP

    15xs IC:

    Toe Touches

    Air Presses

    Torso Twists

    Wind Mills

    High Knees

    Imperial Walkers (I thin)

    THANG

    The PAX ran to the seawall, stopping at each intersection to do 50xs OYO:

    Merkins

    SSH

    Squats

    Freak Nasties

    Step Ups

    Mosied to Rips for:

    Freddy Mercuries/LBCs while each man ran up the stairs, did 10 squats/SSH, then down and back up for 10 more Squats/SSH

    We returned down Marigny with 50xs OYO:

    High Knees

    Planks Jacks

    some other exercises

    ans 25 Burpees!

    COT

    With The Pelican’s theory of the blessed good fortune of Judas Iscariot still on my mind (if he ever posts on a saturday you can ask him), he prayed us out to greet the day before us.

    Thanks, guys, for being the wind beneath my wings!



  • Bear Crawl To Rips???

    Four PAX took the DRP (Daily Red Pill) and joined YHC at the Milestone Marsh For the first beatdown of the week yesterday. Yes, I’ve been listening to F3’s 43 feet podcast and this week’s episode was about the Daily Red Pill, which outlines a man’s first steps to getting right, or to accelerate fitness. Makes me wonder what’s wrong with me cuz I still aint right.

    YHC led the PAX through a brief warm up consisting of the following exercises (all IC x 10):

    Windmills, Imperial Walkers, High Knees, Butt Kicks, Arm Circles (forward and reverse), and Torso Twists.

    Thang:

    The theme of today’s beatdown was that the PAX would execute Bear Crawls instead of Moseying. The only exception was when we moseyed to and from the Lakefront.

    Bear Crawl to workout equipment:

    PAX does AMRAP timed set of merkins x 5 and pullups x 2 , alternating back and forth for 2 minutes.

    Next up, hang from overhead bars for 20 Leg Tucks OYO. Last, it was 5 jumping pullups. Bear Crawl out to the street.

    With Heart Rates near capacity, it was time for our only Mosey in the traditional sense–jog to the Lakefront.

    Wasting no time, the PAX quickly assembled on the Lakefront before we Bear Crawled to the seawall–20 Freak Nasties, 10 alternating step ups.

    Next the assembled PAX encountered the Bear himself…Bear Crawl to Rips!

    With Shoulders Burning and the collective posture of the PAX hunched over, each man worked through some up and overs at Rips, while the remaining group did 2 exercises: Rocky Balboas first, then, Squats.

    With 7 minutes to spare before the closing bell, it was time for a traditional Mosey back to the Milestone Marsh for some Mary: Freddy Mercuries X 25 IC.

    Thanks, Men of the Marsh, for following my lead (on all 4s)…Thanks for the camaraderie and for inspiring me to take the DRP more often than not over the last 13 months.

    Nameorama, COT. Thanks for Captain Core for praying us out!

    Pik

  • Train like the opponent who beat you!!

    After watching the Patriots Tom Brady march into the history books with his 6th Super bowl victory, the Q as much as he didn’t want too, couldn’t help but tip his hat to this remarkable achievement… Now had the Black and Gold been in the big game, I can only imagine the outcome would have been different.. As if the big game weren’t enough our beloved Tigers Men’s basketball team were up ended by the Razorbacks over the weekend breaking a 10 game win streak and 18 game homestand at the Pmac.. Knowing how we were clearly robbed of the first opportunity, I remain optimistic as our local GOAT Brees stated, we still have a window with a team of young rising stars and will only get better from the No Call that caused our City to demonstrate in multiple Boycotts across the area.. Which leads to the 2nd and the motivation behind the beatdown at the Marsh on this humid Gloom.. Scrolling through the list of exercises YHC spotted the Nolan Richardson. For those not familiar he was the Razorbacks coach back in the day who took his team to a National Championship and a spot into the College Hall of Fame.. Not trying to give too much admiration to our opposition, I still felt the PAX needed to train like the program that recently ended our streak in the only sport of interest left to the Q until next football season.. Enough tutorial, let’s get after it.

    Warmup and Thang

    “Nolan Richardson”

    20 IC Windmills and 20 American Hammers, Mosey to stop sign and back.

    Take to the court for 6 partnered exercises consisted of 150 and 300 rep counts cumulative. P1 exercise while P2 backpedals half court jog forward backpedal full court jog forward alternating in and out.

    Round 1 150 Burpees and 300 Squats.

    Round 2 150 Big Boy sit-ups and 300 Arm circles

    Round 3 150 Merkins and 300 Imperial Walkers

    With inspiration from the Men’s health article Q picked up on the 6 mins of Mary shown in the article, with limited time had to call an audible till future post and only completed 24 sec of Little MANNY crunches, 24 sec of High scissors and 24 sec of Low scissors…

    Appreciation to Ringo, Steve and Water Pik Marsh staples for the post..

    Thanks to Water Pik for the COT pray out!!!

    Till the next Gloom 👊🏻💪🏻👍🏻✌🏻!!

  • A Miscue at the Marsh

    This morning’s beatdown had no creative themes and no coupons were used. There were no musical numbers. And this backblast (probably) won’t have any rhyming couplets. And that is because this beatdown, though it was to be led by the always-reliable and always-creative Grundy, was, in fact, Grundy-less.

    But that was no problem with the crew the Marsh brings in these days. There was some Saints-Eagles chatter while we waited (Bushwacker reminding us that Grundy usually comes in hot), but alas, we eventually had to pull the trigger and YHC was the first to grab warm-up duties.

    Warmorama: Good Mornings, Toe Touches, Windmills, SSH, Seal Jacks, High Knees, (all 20x IC) and 20x merkins OYO.

    The Thang: Started with a warm-up run around the block to hit our 1 mile ISI challenge, then off to the pull-up bars to get to business:

    1st Set of 7’s: 6 pull-ups to 1 merkin, down to 1 pull-up and 6 merkins.

    2nd Set of 7’s: 6 hanging knees-to-chest to 1 burp-up (NOT to be confused with a burpo. Totally different and YHC knows the difference, totally.)

    Over to the rickety metal benches for some loud leg work:

    • Left leg knee ups, right leg knees ups, 10x IC.
    • Irkins 10x IC
    • Left leg Bulgarians, Right leg Bulgarians, 15x IC.
    • Freak Nasties, 16x IC
    • Box Jumps x10 (cut short, as we only intended to wake up the neighbors on Livingston, not the entirety of Old Mandeville).

    [Sidebar: All numbers above are entirely accurate, Wacker. Though YHC will admit he’s lucky that he does not have to be audited by Grundy (since, again, he was not there).]

    Over to the court for a round of: Monkey Humpers 20x IC, followed by bunny hopping half the court, bear crawling the rest. Rinse and repeat back.

    And finally some Mary: big flutter kicks, little flutters, hello Dolly’s, Freddie Mercs., all at or around 20x IC.

    COT, Pik prayed us out. Thanks men, enjoyed the impromptu lead! And thank you, Grundy – looking forward to tomorrow’s meeting with Sandy!

  • Dirty McDuece and the Fart Sack

    En route to the Marsh, YHC anticipated some HATE, some 40 degree, t-shirt wearin’, sweat angels, and some inspiring men whose presence would spark the beginning of another fruitful day. All expectations were duly met, with the exception of the presupposition of sweat angels, as we found ourselves, despite confirming the previous night, Shooterless in the gloom! *ahem* FART SACKIN *cough* (pot, meet kettle) Waterpik covered the 40 degree t-shirt, The youthful Grundy posted as indicated Saturday, and the Monday staple Garfield reminded us by his consistency that age is just a number (RESPECT RESPECT).

    WARM O RAMA

    15-20 IC:

    AirPresses

    Arm Circles

    Imperial Walkers

    Toe Touches

    Hi Knees

    Fire Hydrants

    Scorpion Kicks

    THANG

    It was time to drop YHC’s 2nd McDuece of the morning…the dirty kind! (slightly extended)

    Regularly 4 sets (5 today) of 3 exercises (chest,core,legs) at 12 reps each. The PAX ran the long block and back in between each set.

    1. Merkins, LBCs, Squats
    2. Hand Release Merkins, Flutter Kicks, Calf raises
    3. Dive Bomber Merkins, Freddy Mercurys, Monkey Humpers
    4. Diamond Merkins, Dying Cockroach, Al Gore
    5. Shoulder Taps, Crunchy Frogs, One-Legged Squats (no actual balance necessary)

    Over to the equipment for OYO:

    5 Pull Ups/5 Big Boy Sit Ups (rinse & repeat)

    5Ausie Pull Ups/5Rower Sit Ups (rinse & repeat)

    5Reverse Grip Chin Ups/5 LBCs (rinse & repeat)

    MARY

    On your 6, right foot over left knee, left elbow to right knee x10 – FlapJack x10

    1 minute each: Chill Cut Plank, Mission Impossible Plank, regular plank

    COT

    Garfield prayed us out which got QIC’s gears turning as the PAX set out to tackle, or gently coerce into submission, the day!

    Amen roughly means “It is so”, and derives from the Hebrew amen (with a dash over the a and e) which means “certainty” or “truth.” Many things in life are certain or true, we know them to be so. Understanding the “hows” or “whys” of such things are not, however, always so certain. Why do we derive strength from others? How do we inspire family, friends, and co-workers to strive to be their best selves? We see, we acknowledge, we know… sometimes it’s simply enough to appreciate and say Thank You! (and good night?)

    Thank YOU brave warriors of the gloomy marsh, for submitting yourselves to my implied experience and following my lead, as I gladly pay my F3 dues

  • Where Yat?

    Dec 31st means out with the old in with the new… but first we need to know where were at to know where were headed. todays beatdown was based on our previous endeavor of the go ruck challenge and basically the marshes reason for existence. How many merkins, big boy sit ups, and pull-ups can you do in one minute of time along with a timed mile run 😉

    WARMARAMA

    20 ssh ic

    20 toe touches ic

    20 high knees ic

    20 windmils ic

    20 mummy kicks ic

    20 good mornings ic

    20 little arm circles forward ic

    20 ” ” backwards ic

    THANG

    partners keep count and accountability during

    1 min of merkins

    partners switch

    1 minute of big boy sit ups

    partners switch

    1 minute of pull ups

    partners switch

    1 mile timed run to the lakefront and back

    MARY

    20 lbc ic

    20 fred mercs ic

    10 leg lifts ic

    20 flutter kicks ic

    15 hip ups left ic

    15 hip ups right ic

    cot

    bom

    the manny prays out

    thanks and Happy New Year to all you go getters!!!

  • Nightmare before Christmas hangover!!

    With the dreaded sound of the alarm at 0430 Q arose still haunted by the previous Nightmares he experienced midday Sunday. While a fartsack is much easier to pull off when your not the Q for the day, consideration of pitching a curveball to a fellow F3 Brother did indeed cross my mind. However, knowing I Ehed Garfield from the Nightmare before Christmas it was most fitting to skip the snooze and commit with no excuses. Arrived hot at 0500 to 4 brethren awaiting at center court of the Marsh. Knowing we would be down one of our regulars for the day Ringo, instructions were brief and jumped right in.

    Warmup

    All IC 10 Good mornings, Toe Touches, Windmills, Butt kicks and Mummy kicks..

    Moseyed to the seawall for some Aiken legs. Consisted of 20 Squats, 20 Box jumps, 20 Leg lunges and 20 skip Jacks. R/R (3). Recovery walked a few and then moseyed to our lighted bus stop on Girard. Upon arrival we did a series of Burp O  to 10 R/R (3). Squat position down to Merkin and back to squat. This one reminded Water Pik of a lineman football drill in his distant past in which he may or may not have participated. Will need to clarify that one with some chatter at the Scramble. Moseyed back to the AO for some Bolt 45s with a little lagniappe on top. Did 4 rounds of Bolts followed by 70,80,90 and 100% sprints baseline to baseline between each set.. With 5 mins to spare we took to our six for Coconuts favorite of the day Core work. LBCs 20 IC, Hello Dolly’s 20 IC, Nolan Ryan’s each side 10 IC and finished things up with a min of Chilcut plank..

    Count, announce, COT

    👏🏻 to Coconuts for praying us out with a reminder of the season and the reasons of thankfulness!!

    👊🏻 to the PAX for keeping me accountable and allowing me to lead.. 

    ✌🏻 till the next Gloom!

  • Calling the audible at the Marsh

    When a fellow F3 Brother gets called in early to work, it becomes necessary for an audible by the PAX to make sure we start the week off right at the Marsh..

    Arrived to the Marsh noticing Ringo ready to roll for his 6th Post in a row.. Coconuts has nailed down the exact timing of the snooze, alarm to arrival at the AO coming in at 0500 sharp…

    warmarama

    All IC to 10, Good mornings, Toe Touches, Windmills, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies and ISI 24 Jump Squats..

    Moseyed to the Lakefront for use of the Wall 15 IC Freak nasties (Steve fav) looking forward to his return, Step ups 15 IC and 15 OYO Derkins. R/R.

    Moseyed to RIPS for a little stair work. 2 PAX stayed down completing a series of Plank Jacks, lunges and Merkins as the each cycled up and down the stairs until each completed.

    Passed the baton to Coconuts for the close. Moseyed the PAX back to the court for fun and games. Bear crawled baseline to baseline, bunny hopped back 5x at which we dropped for  3 Burpees. Each PAX tried implementing Jordan or Wilkins style hops to get as few Burpees as possible. Cycled 2 rounds which proved to be enough for now with hopes of getting to 5 cycles in a future post near you. With 13 mins to spare we converged on the playground for 3,6,9 (10)

    3 pull-ups, 6 Merkins and 9 Squats in 1 min cycles..

    Met back at center court for the count, announce and COT.

    👏🏻 Once again to Ringo for the consistency in his second week of posting..

    Appreciation to Coconuts for the co-Q and taking us out in prayer…

    ✌🏻 Till the next Gloom..