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  • Slam Ball Space Invaders – from Squints

    Mosey on over to the Mardi Gras Fountain.
    Warmups:
    • SSH x 20
    • Grass Grabbers x 10
    • Abe Vigodas x 10
    • High Knees Across the Lot
    • Arm Circles Forward x 10
    • Arm Circles Reverse x 10
    • Seal Claps x 10
    • Overhead Claps x 10
    • Side Steps Across the Lot
    • Mountain Climbers x 10
    • Shoulder Taps x 10

    Thang #1: A Game of Space Invaders with the Slam Ball
    In front of the Mardi Gras Fountain, the invaders lined up in formation, ready to battle the space debris with their trusty 50lbs slam balls. The game kicked off with a stellar challenge—2 reps per maneuver for Round 1:
    • 2 WW3 Situps (rest of the PAX doing big boy situps)
    • 2 Overhead Slam Ball Squats (rest of the PAX doing squats)
    • 2 Slam Ball Burpees (rest of the PAX doing burpees)
    • 2 Slam Ball American Hammers (rest of the PAX doing American Hammers)
    • 2 Slam Ball Lunges (rest of the PAX doing lunges)
    As the clock ticked down, Round 2 initiated, intensifying with a rep count of 4 for the same exercises.
    Since no one was eliminated from the game this week, we’ll continue the challenge next time with Round 5, ramping up to a rep count of 10.

    Thang #2: Slam Ball Tosses Around the Fountain
    In this exercise, the timer was set for one PAX member to toss the slam ball around the fountain for ¼ of the distance and sprint the remaining ¾.
    The exercises for the rest of the PAX included:
    • Incline Merkins
    • Resting Chair with Shoulder Press
    • Y’s
    • Rotator Cuff Side Planks

    Mosey back to the flag for the COT. Thank you to all for coming out this morning in the gloom!

  • The Return of Cheese Steak – from Squints

    SSH x 20
    Slow Abe Vigodas x 10
    High Knees Across the Lot
    Imperial Walkers x 10
    Hillbillies x 10
    Side Steps Across the Lot
    Arm Circle Forwards x 10
    Arm Circle Backwards x 10
    Seal Claps x 10
    Butt Kicks Across the Lot
    Peter Parkers x 10
    Shoulder Taps x 10
    Monkey Humpers x 10
    Bear Crawl Across the Lot
    Mosey Around the Statue

    Tabata Thang #1
    1. World War 3 Sit Up
    2. Skull Crushers
    3. Handstand Around the World
    4. Curls

    Tabata Thang #2
    1. Burpee with Coupon
    2. Wife Pleaser with Coupon
    3. Single Arm Kettle Bell Swing
    4. Reverse Snow Angel

    Tabata Thang #3
    1. Dips
    2. Cinder Block Step Ups
    3. Incline Merkin Rotating Hands on Coupon
    4. Gas Pumpers

    Round of Mary
    1. V Sit Up
    2. Penguins
    3. (Insert Saban Exercise)
    4. Wife Pleaser
    5. American Hammers

    COT: Count-A-Rama, Name-A-Rama, Announcements, Intentions, Sweaty Ball of Man

    Have a Great Week, HIMs!

  • Working Through Some Emotions – from Glitter Balls

    366 days ago I saw my father alive for the last time. Taking a queue from Saban, I thought it’d be a good idea to Q as a way to remember him and to give myself some perspective on the gift of life I still have. I would have done it the day of, but the 28th would have been 610 Stomp so I figured what’s one day.

    Warmup: some number of SSH, Grass Grabbers, Windmills, Arm Circles, Mountain Climbers, IWs.

    Workout: Tabata. The app I use doesn’t allow for increments outside of 5’s so I couldn’t do my planned 72/28 (72, my dad’s age at passing, 28, the day he passed) so I opted for 70/25.

    Music: Some Spotify Playlist titled “60’s-70’s Mix” but they definitely snuck in Huey Lewis & the News so, let’s call it a grab bag of 60’s-80’s.

    3 Rounds of 8 Excercises with 1 minute recovery between rounds.

    Round 1:
    Decline Merkins on the block
    LBCs with block
    Squats
    Overhead Press
    Right Hand Rows
    Block Swings
    Heavy Freddy
    Calf Raises on the block or holding the block

    At Kuch’s encouragement, I shared some fun stories about my dad. This one was my dad forbidding my family from eating at R&O’s ever again after he lost the Grand Isle Tarpon Rodeo when a fisherman caught a Tarpon in Lake Ponchartrain in his nets and was encouraged by the owner of the restaurant to drive it down to the Rodeo. He did, and weighed it in as the winner. We never ate at R&Os again.

    Round 2:
    Incline Merkins on the block
    Big Boy Situps with feet in the block
    Skull Crushers on your six
    Curls
    Left Arm Rows
    Walleyes (seated or standing)
    Right Legged Wife Pleasers (foot on the block)
    Left Legged Wife Pleasers (foot on the block)

    This story involved my dad getting arrested in 1998 for attempting to bring a gun on a commercial flight to Florida. He was going fishing in Key West with some friends and my mom packed his bag for him, unaware that the bag had a false bottom where he stashed his .38. Security found it and it scuttled the trip and also gave my school’s principal a lot of fun firepower the rest of my 8th grade year. Thankfully this was all explained away pretty easily and there were no charges pressed. What a glorious time the 90’s were! I also speculated that perhaps my father was D.B. Cooper.

    Round 3:
    8 Count Body Builders
    Flutter Kicks with block
    Step Ups
    Box Cutters with block
    Normal Rows
    Thrusters
    LBCs
    Curls

    COT: Prayers for Tool’s father as he shared with us that his health is waning. Also prayers for Abacus’ mother, who also passed on March 28th 3(?) years ago. Even as we age, losing our parents is never easy, as I’ve learned this past year. There’s a childlike part of our brains that just expects them to always be there, even when we know they cannot.

    As an aside, I want to share how much F3 has meant to me in my grieving and reflection this last 6 months.

    I was at a birthday party for a friend’s daughter when Jesus Juice asked me how I was doing. An innocuous question we ask each other thousands of times but for some reason, that day I was open and honest with him: “Not great.”

    He offered to me to come workout on Monday, and for some reason, I did. Since then I’ve poured a lot of myself into fitness and diet, and I’ve achieved a lot of wins but most importantly, I’ve started to feel like someone I haven’t felt like in a long time. There’s encouragement and fraternity here and I’m forever grateful for his kindness that day.

    Additional thanks to my regular brothers at AO-CityPark, Kuch, Saban, Abacus, YaMomAnEm, Snooze, Mama’s Pride, High Rise and many more.

    Rest in Peace, Pops. <3

  • Soggy Shoes – from Rudy

    YHC warned the PAX that it was going to be a soggy shoe day. The overnight rain came through as expected, and sure enough – the grounds of Okwata were as soggy as I hoped. Much to my surprise, the Lakeview PAX made a strong showing. Perhaps rumors of the collective fear of water are overstated. 530, time to start with our disclaimer (and one last reminder to expect wet shoes) and mosey to get started.

    Warmup: after about a 15 yard mosey, warm up with Open the Gate (PAX were quite insistent on Close the Gate as well, which they earned after a 5 burpee “just be quiet” penalty). Some Grass Grabbers, Abe Vigodas, SSH and Imperial Walkers to get the blood moving.

    Thing 1: Across the soggy grounds to the Levee. Quadrophelia. Does an Okwata workout really count if you don’t do Quadrophelia? Discuss amongs yourselves.

    Thing 2: Mosey 10 yards along the top of the levee. From the way-back-machine, found reference to a Triple Nickel. Lets do it. 5 exercises. Each exercise is 3 sets of 5 reps. Start at the top of the levee – down one side for 1 set, back to the top for 2nd set, down the other side for 3rd set, back to the top to plank and wait. Sit Ups – PAX grumbling that more than their shoes were getting wet. Hand Release Merkins – yup, lets get the front side wet and dirty too. Jump Squats, Dr Ws and wrap up with Carolina Dry Docks.

    Thing 3: 4 groups at the House of Pain. Bear Crawl up the levee, 3 burpees, bear crawl back down (timer). Pull Ups, Sit Ups, Hand Release Merkins. Got through 2 cycles. If there was any remaining doubt about shoes – the 6 inch puddle under the pull up bars solved that problem.

    Thing 4: Across the street to the planters for a few rounds of RLSU, LLSU, Dips, Box Jumps

    COT: Cracklin’, we’ve got your back through prayer and action. QSource on Language, which gave YHC a chance to talk about one of my NY Resolutions: to better watch my own language – not only remove cursing, but also enhance the quality of my language. Speak intentionally, reflect not only the person I am but the person I hope to be.

    Thanks for the chance to lead – and trust me, the shoes should be dry by Okwata next week.

  • My Poor Decisions are Your Great Workout – from Glitter Balls

    Holiday parties are in full swing (’tis the season) and YHC had Friday and Saturday night engagements.

    It’s great to see friends and loved ones through the holidays and to celebrate with them. What’s not so great is how you feel after you celebrate.

    Tool voluntold me I had the Q this morning but in all honesty, I might have picked it up anyway, it’s good to exorcise the demons after a weekend of fun and frivolity.

    I’ve made it a habit in my life to find out important historical events of certain days or notable births/deaths. Fun fact, December 5 1901 is the day Walt Disney was born. I wonder what we can wring out of that.

    Warmup:

    20x SSH, Arm Circles, IW, Grass Grabbers – now the blood is moving, let’s start.

    Thang:

    5 Block Burpees OYO

    1- Partner Lunge Walks to top of ramp and runs back

    50 Walt Disney Worlds (Wide Merkin into Diamond Merkin)
    100 Block LBC
    150 Calf Raises

    2- Partner Bearcrawls to top of ramp and runs back

    50 Overhead Press
    100 Heavy Freddies
    150 Step Up

    3- Partner Bernie Sanders to gate and runs back
    50 Chest Press
    100 Curls
    150 Squats

    Mary: J-Lo, Penguins, Flutter Kicks (block above head), Big Boy Situps, Reverse Crunches, Box Cutters, Decline Shoulder Taps (probably 1 or 2 I forgot).

    COT.

    I offered up to PAX to keep in mind the holidays are a tough time for many, especially those grieving, lonely or less fortunate. While many of us are blessed with health, family and comfort, many are not and it’s important that we all hold them in our hearts and in our prayers through this time of year.

    SYITG
    -GB

  • Climbing a Mountain – from Hokie

    There is a theme here…. After seeing no one had signed up to Q, YHC took the initiative Sunday evening to Q Monday morning.

    As 0530 approached, 8 Pax gathered including two down range, Brownie from Atlanta and Fryin’ Pan from Rock Hill, SC

    After a brief warmorama of SSH, grass grabbers arms circles and Imperial Walkers we got started on our way up the mountain

    1 Burpee
    then a Rifle Carry with our coupons up the ramp to the overlook at the Children’s Museum

    1 Burpee, and 5 cross over Merkins
    Rifle carry back to the bottom

    1 Burpee, 5 cross over Merkins, 10 curls
    Rifle carry back to the top of the ramp and overlook the water

    1 Burpee, 5 cross over Merkins, 10 curls, 15 shoulder presses
    Rifle carry back to the bottom

    1 Burpee, 5 cross over Merkins, 10 curls, 15 shoulder presses, 20 one arm rows (10 each)
    Rifle carry back to the top of the ramp and overlook the water

    1 Burpee, 5 cross over Merkins, 10 curls, 15 shoulder presses, 20 one arm rows, 25 KB swings
    Rifle carry back to the bottom

    1 Burpee, 5 cross over Merkins, 10 curls, 15 shoulder presses, 20 one arm rows, 25 KB swings, 30 rows
    Rifle carry back to the top of the ramp and overlook the water where we stopped to admire the view… albeit for only about 2 seconds 😉

    1 Burpee, 5 cross over Merkins, 10 curls, 15 shoulder presses, 20 one arm rows, 25 KB swings, 30 rows, 35 chest presses
    Rifle carry back to the bottom

    Accolades were handed out and acknowledge everyone’s hard work getting through the 1st half

    we then managed our way down the mountain top in descending order moseying via rifle carry

    1, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30
    1, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25
    1, 5, 10, 15, 20
    1, 5, 10, 15
    1, 5, 10
    1, 5
    1 Burpee after putting the coupons away

    YHC once again wants to thank F3 for the opportunity to grow. We closed with the following prayer

    Our dear Heavenly Father, we stand in this Circle of Trust, arm in arm, before you as F3 New Orleans. We pray for F3 Nation pax all over the world. Help us grow to mentor men in Leadership. Protect our Board members and bind us together in purpose. Through Christ our Lord….AMEN!!!

  • Fun and Frac at the Foundry – from Fracsac

    8 Pax posted to the Foundry knowing what was coming, and they still showed! A brief disclaimer followed by a mosey to the track.
    Warmup was mostly normal stuff, including MNC where dancing was highly encouraged.
    There were no SSH for good reason. They came with 1st COP:
    Shock and Awe with SSH x 5 per round, 10 burpees descending downward. Since we never do 1 burpee, it was 10 at the bottom of the round for 64 total. Cap it off with 6 more to get to 70.
    Partner up with Catch Me if U Can on the Track. Pax 1 starts running backwards while Pax 2 does 3 burpees and then sprints to catch Pax 1. Complete 4 rounds for 12 more burpees.
    Set cones in a circle in the field and split up for two teams of 4 pax. We played a game of keep away with the football where 5 complete passes gets a point, two hand touch style. Fun times!
    Finish off burpees to get to 100.

    Mosey back to flag for COT

    NMM

    -100 burpees sort of sucks, while 100 burpees with a fun game rocks!
    -We get up early to be challenged, and we want to have fun. Adult male recess is something you won’t find at a gym. Keep challenging each other, support one another, and fun! Laughing and burpees? It’s a thing!

    Thanks for allowing me to be part of F3, and know that you are all loved.

    SYITG!

  • Good Morning……Burpees – from Fracsac

    It’s been a long time since YHC visited the 610 Stomp. Good morning burpees needed to make an appearance during Frac Week, and the Stomp was just the place to make it happen. Rules are simple, stay as a group and say Good Morning to everyone we see. A Good Morning reply is 5 burpees, no reply is 10 burpees and harassing a pedestrian is 15 burpees. YHC was the only one that came close to harassing a paddle boarder, that’s not technically a pedestrian.
    3.5 miles and 100 burpees later we met up for the COT.

    Fun times!!

    NMM

    Come on out to the Foundry for the final appearance from BayWatch before he moves.

    RevSox was especially fond of the Burpees, even more so than Bongo.
    Hawgcycle is even going to have Breadsticks print some shirts commemorating this iconic event.

    Frac Week continues…..

    SYITG 

  • When Kuch is away, the PAX will play (aka fartsack) – from Baywatch

    Pothole and Saban joined YHC on a perfect morning at the Lakefront. I was a little surprised upon arrival to see no PAX given that it was the off week for Broga. Then a car pulled up and I asked Saban and he replied simply, “Kuch is out of town.” No more needed to be said. If your not aware, Kuch is the unofficial PAX herder for Lakeview. When he’s away, we apparently stray (not that I can say much as I’ve fartsacked my fair share lately).

    Nonetheless, three strong we moseyed around the fountain and stopped for a warmup. 25 SSH, 15 merkins, 15 Peter Parkers, 10 Abe Vagodas, 10 Grass Grabbers.

    Since RCR is done and Memorial Day will be here before we know it, it’s never to early to start getting ready for The Murph. So we moseyed over to the House of Pain. 5 rounds w/ each round including 5 pull ups, bear crawl up hill, 5 squats, run down, 5 burpees, bear crawl back up, 5 squats, run down and start over.

    Next we moseyed over to Canal Blvd and did some 4 corners with ascending reps each round—7 reps, 14 reps, and then 21. Corner 1 was shoulder taps, corner 2 was merkins, corner 3 was Jlos, and corner 4 was BBS.

    Then we moseyed back to the flag for some Mary at COT. Thanks gents!

  • When Kuch is away, the PAX will play (aka fartsack) – from Baywatch

    Pothole and Saban joined YHC on a perfect morning at the Lakefront. I was a little surprised upon arrival to see no PAX given that it was the off week for Broga. Then a car pulled up and I asked Saban and he replied simply, “Kuch is out of town.” No more needed to be said. If your not aware, Kuch is the unofficial PAX herder for Lakeview. When he’s away, we apparently stray (not that I can say much as I’ve fartsacked my fair share lately).

    Nonetheless, three strong we moseyed around the fountain and stopped for a warmup. 25 SSH, 15 merkins, 15 Peter Parkers, 10 Abe Vagodas, 10 Grass Grabbers.

    Since RCR is done and Memorial Day will be here before we know it, it’s never to early to start getting ready for The Murph. So we moseyed over to the House of Pain. 5 rounds w/ each round including 5 pull ups, bear crawl up hill, 5 squats, run down, 5 burpees, bear crawl back up, 5 squats, run down and start over.

    Next we moseyed over to Canal Blvd and did some 4 corners with ascending reps each round—7 reps, 14 reps, and then 21. Corner 1 was shoulder taps, corner 2 was merkins, corner 3 was Jlos, and corner 4 was BBS.

    Then we moseyed back to the flag for some Mary at COT. Thanks gents!