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  • Soggy Shoes – from Rudy

    YHC warned the PAX that it was going to be a soggy shoe day. The overnight rain came through as expected, and sure enough – the grounds of Okwata were as soggy as I hoped. Much to my surprise, the Lakeview PAX made a strong showing. Perhaps rumors of the collective fear of water are overstated. 530, time to start with our disclaimer (and one last reminder to expect wet shoes) and mosey to get started.

    Warmup: after about a 15 yard mosey, warm up with Open the Gate (PAX were quite insistent on Close the Gate as well, which they earned after a 5 burpee “just be quiet” penalty). Some Grass Grabbers, Abe Vigodas, SSH and Imperial Walkers to get the blood moving.

    Thing 1: Across the soggy grounds to the Levee. Quadrophelia. Does an Okwata workout really count if you don’t do Quadrophelia? Discuss amongs yourselves.

    Thing 2: Mosey 10 yards along the top of the levee. From the way-back-machine, found reference to a Triple Nickel. Lets do it. 5 exercises. Each exercise is 3 sets of 5 reps. Start at the top of the levee – down one side for 1 set, back to the top for 2nd set, down the other side for 3rd set, back to the top to plank and wait. Sit Ups – PAX grumbling that more than their shoes were getting wet. Hand Release Merkins – yup, lets get the front side wet and dirty too. Jump Squats, Dr Ws and wrap up with Carolina Dry Docks.

    Thing 3: 4 groups at the House of Pain. Bear Crawl up the levee, 3 burpees, bear crawl back down (timer). Pull Ups, Sit Ups, Hand Release Merkins. Got through 2 cycles. If there was any remaining doubt about shoes – the 6 inch puddle under the pull up bars solved that problem.

    Thing 4: Across the street to the planters for a few rounds of RLSU, LLSU, Dips, Box Jumps

    COT: Cracklin’, we’ve got your back through prayer and action. QSource on Language, which gave YHC a chance to talk about one of my NY Resolutions: to better watch my own language – not only remove cursing, but also enhance the quality of my language. Speak intentionally, reflect not only the person I am but the person I hope to be.

    Thanks for the chance to lead – and trust me, the shoes should be dry by Okwata next week.

  • 385ish 6-10 Stomp using the improved Straight-Six Method – from Heisenberg

    To assist Frac and me in accomplishing the January ISI goal of 3,100 burpees, I signed up to Q the 385-ish running of the 610 Stomp. I devised a simple algorithm to perform 10 burpees every 6 minutes to keep the math simple. I announced we would run out and back along the Bayou Saint John route, turning around at the 21-minute mark or 5:51. We would perform ten burpees every 6 minutes. So starting at 5:30, the PAX would perform ten burpees at 5:36, 5:42; 5:48, 5:54, 6:00, 6:06; 6:12 for a total of 70 burpees and, time permitting, finish with 10 to seal the deal. We were all in synch at 5:36; then chaos resulted as the lead pack failed to perform the next set at 5:42. Instead, they started the 2nd set of burpees at 5:43. Evidently, the original 610 Stomp used a much more complex algorithm requiring a six-minute and 1-minute timer. So back in the old days, the OG’s would repeat a 6+1 round where they would run for six minutes – burpee/walk for 1 minute, then repeat. I like my Straight-6 method as it allows for more burpees. Next, 610 Q I will hand out cheat sheets to avoid confusion and get the full 80 burpees in the allotted 45 minutes.

  • My Poor Decisions are Your Great Workout – from Glitter Balls

    Holiday parties are in full swing (’tis the season) and YHC had Friday and Saturday night engagements.

    It’s great to see friends and loved ones through the holidays and to celebrate with them. What’s not so great is how you feel after you celebrate.

    Tool voluntold me I had the Q this morning but in all honesty, I might have picked it up anyway, it’s good to exorcise the demons after a weekend of fun and frivolity.

    I’ve made it a habit in my life to find out important historical events of certain days or notable births/deaths. Fun fact, December 5 1901 is the day Walt Disney was born. I wonder what we can wring out of that.

    Warmup:

    20x SSH, Arm Circles, IW, Grass Grabbers – now the blood is moving, let’s start.

    Thang:

    5 Block Burpees OYO

    1- Partner Lunge Walks to top of ramp and runs back

    50 Walt Disney Worlds (Wide Merkin into Diamond Merkin)
    100 Block LBC
    150 Calf Raises

    2- Partner Bearcrawls to top of ramp and runs back

    50 Overhead Press
    100 Heavy Freddies
    150 Step Up

    3- Partner Bernie Sanders to gate and runs back
    50 Chest Press
    100 Curls
    150 Squats

    Mary: J-Lo, Penguins, Flutter Kicks (block above head), Big Boy Situps, Reverse Crunches, Box Cutters, Decline Shoulder Taps (probably 1 or 2 I forgot).

    COT.

    I offered up to PAX to keep in mind the holidays are a tough time for many, especially those grieving, lonely or less fortunate. While many of us are blessed with health, family and comfort, many are not and it’s important that we all hold them in our hearts and in our prayers through this time of year.

    SYITG
    -GB

  • The Pride is Back – from Mama’s Pride

    We started off the morning with some SSH, Grass Grabbers, Windmills, Mountain Climbers, and Arm Circles. Once we finished a nice, cold mosey to the base of the mountain, the Pax took part in some good ole ab exercises: LBCs and American Hammer.
    As a shock to some of our visitors from other New Orleans area AOs, the Pax then did some Washington Football Team Bear Crawls up the mountain before moseying to the top for alternating sets of 45 seconds of wall sits and Derkins before heading down the other side of the mountain.
    The Pax took in some Dora of 100 Merkins, 200 Squats, and 300 Freddy Mercurys (or ies, idk), with partners running back up the Mountain. After the Dora, the Pax started heading back over the mountain by doing some ladder exercises, which are the Q’s favorites. For the ladder we added a new exercise at each stop to the prior exercise. The exercises were made up of 10 Merkins, 10 Derkins, 15 dips, and 15 BBSU.
    The Pax was complaining that we had run out of time for some ultimate football, so we closed out the workout with a few minutes of that. Of course, the Pax then complained that their feet were wet from ultimate football.
    We closed out with the COT.

  • 12° on December 1st – from Hokie

    I awaken to the sound of cold wind and regretted signing up to Q on the Lakefront

    As I got out of the car, at 0515, I was greeted by 12° air temps and blasts of cold with 120 mph winds coming off Lake Pontchartrain, so I got back in my car to wait on Pax to arrive.

    I will call my mechanic today as my car said the temperature was 46° but i know better having just been out of the car.

    As 0528 came along 8 additional pax emerged from vehicles including Chootem posting Downrange from Katy

    Rudy was heard by the Q saying something to the effect of “a nice Q might consider going to the other side of the levee”

    At 0530 nine of us moseyed up and over the levee to retreat for coverage and wind protection

    As we hid behind the levee the Disclaimer was given and we did 12 SSH to help the blood start flowing. When we stopped at 12 Q was questioned as to the rep count and YHC welcomed folks to December

    Next 12 slow Merkins

    The 9 of us then spent the next 5 minutes enjoying Bernie Sanders up the levee and run down. After 5 minutes 12 burpees

    4 more minutes of Bernie and then 12 burpees

    3 more minutes of Bernie (for a total of 12) and 12 more burpees

    We then posted on the street and YHC gave a suggestion we be courteous for those still sleeping and remain aware of our voices

    12 more burpees then lunge to next light pole and hold people’s chair waiting on six

    12 burpees and 12 side lunges then Bernie to next light pole and hold people’s chair waiting on six

    12 burpees, 12 side lunges & 12 Imperial Walkers and lunge to next light

    12 burpees, 12 side lunges & 12 Imperial Walkers, add 12 merkins and mosey to the base of Canal

    Bernie up Canal, mosey to Lakefront and 12 plank jacks

    Mosey to flag and 12 Squats will get us to 0615

  • A World Full of Magic – from Glitter Balls

    Weather: Cold, I think like 41⁰ but really, it doesn’t matter. It was cold.

    3 HIM showed up for the beatdown and we began.

    Warmup: 20x SSH, 10 Arm Circles, 10 Reverse Arm Circles, 20 Hill Billies, 20 Peter Parker, 20 Parker Peter.

    Mosey to the Mountain for 5 Burpees OYO.

    Thang:

    1 PAX runs to designated spot on the bridge while other two perform workout, swapping when all 3 have completed the run. Rinse, repeat:

    10m Forward/Reverse Bear Crawl
    Freddie Mercuries
    Dips
    Box Cutters
    WALT DISNEY WORLDs (Wide Merkin -> Diamond Merkin -> Wide Merkin)
    Air Presses (Thanks Hawg for reminding us how heavy the air gets)
    8-Count Body Builders
    Shoulder Taps

    5 Burpees OYO

    Mosey back to Pavillion for Mary consisting of:

    20x J-Los, 20x Flutter Kicks, 20x Cockroach, 20x Wife Pleasers/10x Right Legged/10x Left Legged Wife Pleasers, 20x Plank Side-Steps(?)

    COT: Praying for all those traveling to see loved ones this holiday, Now I’m off to see a Mouse about some Star Wars or whatever.

    Happy and safe travels and hoping we all get some quality family time. Please keep in your hearts those that have lost loved ones and especially those that don’t have family or friends during this time – holidays are hard for the lonely and we should be mindful of those in our lives that may not have the blessings many of us do.

    Gobble Gobble, etc.

  • A World Full of Magic – from Glitter Balls

    Weather: Cold, I think like 41⁰ but really, it doesn’t matter. It was cold.

    3 HIM showed up for the beatdown and we began.

    Warmup: 20x SSH, 10 Arm Circles, 10 Reverse Arm Circles, 20 Hill Billies, 20 Peter Parker, 20 Parker Peter.

    Mosey to the Mountain for 5 Burpees OYO.

    Thang:

    1 PAX runs to designated spot on the bridge while other two perform workout, swapping when all 3 have completed the run. Rinse, repeat:

    10m Forward/Reverse Bear Crawl
    Freddie Mercuries
    Dips
    Box Cutters
    WALT DISNEY WORLDs (Wide Merkin -> Diamond Merkin -> Wide Merkin)
    Air Presses (Thanks Hawg for reminding us how heavy the air gets)
    8-Count Body Builders
    Shoulder Taps

    5 Burpees OYO

    Mosey back to Pavillion for Mary consisting of:

    20x J-Los, 20x Flutter Kicks, 20x Cockroach, 20x Wife Pleasers/10x Right Legged/10x Left Legged Wife Pleasers, 20x Plank Side-Steps(?)

    COT: Praying for all those traveling to see loved ones this holiday, Now I’m off to see a Mouse about some Star Wars or whatever.

    Happy and safe travels and hoping we all get some quality family time. Please keep in your hearts those that have lost loved ones and especially those that don’t have family or friends during this time – holidays are hard for the lonely and we should be mindful of those in our lives that may not have the blessings many of us do.

    Gobble Gobble, etc.

  • Triple Threat at The Foundry – from Fracsac

    Eight Veteran Pax showed up at the Foundry with the intent to lead. YHC attempted to inform the other seven of the Q sheet and how easy it is to use. It did not go well, and went something like this:

    YHC: Use the Q Sheet guys, it’s not hard.
    Tool: Shut Up!
    Kuch: Yeah, LVCC Rules! Who dares challenge me?
    Da Parish: I think this calls for a cage match!
    LVCC: Oh, it’s on!
    YHC: What the….????

    And so an epic battle to take the Q ensued, which seemed completely unnecessary. Glitterballs was the first to go down in what can only be described as a cloud of dust which coincidently looked like glitter. Saban called out that he would no doubt be in the championship round, but he suffered two losses, one coming from Glitterballs before he fell. Abacus optimistically calculated how he could win, but distracted himself by attempting to decipher his odds and went down like a bead on a metal rod when turned vertical. High Rise rose up to the challenge, then went back down, because I suspect that’s how he’s built. Da Parish was seen stretching well outside the designed protection area. Not really sure why he would want to be there, but hey, you do you right? That left YHC, Kuch and Tool standing. After taking a severe whooping from both, YHC yelled “No Mas!” which is weird, because I don’t speak Spanish and don’t really even know what it means but it worked and they backed off leaving me in third place. Kuch got a little dirty and pulled out the Claw which surprisingly took down Tool. I mean, the guy has a hardware store, how does he lose to a claw? Anyways, that’s how we ended up with the three 15 minute Q share. Kuch the winner, followed by Tool, then YHC third.

    Kuch took the pax around the track and to the open area for a warm up, then started with 8 count body builders just to remind the pax he was large and in charge. He did some other warmup stuff followed by 5 burpees OYO. People’s run to the Foundry for a couple minutes of Mary, then passed the Q to Tool.

    Tool assigned stations: There were 4 stations of various exercises such as pull ups, step ups, decline shoulder taps and burpees. Timer included lunges and squat jumps. There were 4 rounds, so it was changed up by Tool as he desired to show his dominance. Tool then informed YHC it was my turn, and he emphasized not to screw it up.

    10 Burpees OYO, as that seemed to be what the pax wanted. This was just to give myself some time to figure something out. I then did what I often do in these situations. I asked myself, “What would Triple Shift do?” So I gave the LVCC the gift of sore legs with a mosey to the open field for the genuflect lunge routine. 1 full genuflect followed by 2 lunges, then 2 genuflect and 4 lunges, etc. Continue up to 10 genuflect and 20 lunges. Triple Shift bailed me out again! Mosey back to the flag for COT.

    NMM

    The Foundry is alive and well, so if you’re looking for a fun and challenging Wednesday beat down, take a look at the Foundry,

    It was cold again this morning, 46 degrees with a cold wind making it feel like 40 degrees. It’s nice to have hurricane season behind us though, so I guess we should welcome it. At least it was dry.

    The Q sheet does need some love. Remember, we are an organization of leaders, not an organization with leaders. If you don’t step up and lead, you will slowly become a consumer. Don’t be a consumer, be a leader. You can Co Q with another pax if you would like, or take the whole thing. Sometimes pax need a little push, so feel free to give that gentle nudge, respectfully, to get others to step up.

    SYITG

  • A VQ Begins A 39th Trip Around the Sun – from Glitter Balls

    5:20am – 41 degrees. All but 5 of the cinder blocks are missing under the ramp.

    Off to a great start. Dispatch PAX to the Wisner Bridge cache and start setting up for VQ. Forget speaker.

    Putting the “V” in this “VQ” right off the bat.

    Let’s start while 2 heroic PAX are retrieving more blocks.

    The Thang:

    Warmup – 20x SSH, 20x IW, 15x Mountain Climbers, 15x Peter Parker, 1x “Get Cinder Blocks from Kuch’s Car”.

    Partner Sets –

    Set 1 – 50x Block Burpees, 100x Curls, 150x Rows – partner rifle carries block to top of ramp and back.

    Set 2 – 50x Block 8-Count Body-Builders, 100 Squats, 150 Block LBCs – partner runs to end of Museum landing and back.

    Set 3 – Both Partners together split 150 Step-ups, 200 1 Legged Wife Pleasers (w/ block).

    Mary – Skullcrushers, Heavy Mercury’s, Mountain Climbers, Flutter Kicks.

    6:15am – COT, Announcments, Intentions, Prayer, Fist Bumps.

    My 10th week of F3, my 10th week of Swolefest. To say this has been transformative is an understatement and I thank each an every man I’ve met and had push me over these 2.5 months time.

    Today was my birthday and I wanted to Q to kick off my last run of the 30’s strong, and as I said, begin a year wherein I walk into the doctor’s office at 40 and CHALLENGE them to test me!

    A big thank you to Kuch for always sending out that PM text to the LVCC and keeping us focused and engaged with each other. See ya’ll for my 11th Swolefest in 2 weeks, taking the family to go see the Mouse in Orlando for the holiday.

  • Pax on a rope – from Mahatma

    A cool crisp Autumn morning along the lake front of NOLA where 10 pax (none in yoga pants) showed up for a beatdown. Disclaimer given

    Head towards the field in front fountain
    Warm up
    X 10
    Mnt Man Poopers
    X 20
    SSH
    X5
    AbVagoda
    Grassgrabbers
    X5
    Fwd
    Back
    Arm Circle
    X10
    Good mornings

    YHC brought just enough rope for 10 pax – holding with 2 hands overhead we started at a walking pace then with a level of confidence picked it up to a slow mosey as we ascended the levee transitioning to an Indian run towards our destination that only YHC knew.

    Once arrived we dropped the rope and descended the levee lining up along the bottom.
    1771 – 1+7 up and over 7+1 up and over repeat with numbers ascending and descending now 2+6 up and over 6+2 continuing until there is a reverse order 7117 yet always added the total number of reps = 8
    V-Ups and Jump Squats
    So 1 VU + 7 JS then up and over 7 VP + 1 JS (or you could do 1JS + 7VU same thing). The reps change as outlined above always = 8
    When pax finished we did Mary until the 6 joined and finished through the reps YHC had on his mind.

    Then line up with the rope Indian run to the starting spot of the “H8”. 2 teams of 5 – race – as a group pax complete 5 hand release merkins run to the top of the levee cross over to center bear crawl across run down the other side to opposite side corner 5 more hand release merkins (these will be done at all corners) back up cross over bear crawl across the middle back down finishing HS merkins at the corners.

    YHC had planned for a looser punishment yet it was skipped (some may say b/c YHC was on the loosing team yet there was a plan).

    Align at the base of the levee – “7”
    6 merkins 1 double under then 5 merkins 2 double under so on.

    Now grab the rope for overhead mosey to the “house of pain” (this was our recovery)

    Partner up – YHC did a bad job of assigning a rotation yet we seemed to figure it out.
    Pull Ups
    Dips
    Incline Merkins
    Timer – run to top of levee 2 burpees run down

    Looking at the time YHC put in an old school “Okwata rite” – Quadrophilia! We only went 2 rounds which brought about some sad protest that YHC didn’t plan well enough for the full 4 minute effect…..this will be adjusted as arm circles won’t ever make a future beatdown of this YHC!

    COT – be aware as to “lost sheep”. Are we in the 99 who should be encouraging and praying for the 1 or are we at times the 1?