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  • Stations of the Cross – from Rudy

    My typical Good Friday workout – stop me if you’ve heard this one before. The muggies are back. As are the pricklies. Which would add to the pains of the PAX. 8 PAX joined, including Chips! Great to have you back in the gloom, good friend!

    A quick warmup, then we’ll visit 14 stations. Each station is 3 minutes total: 90 second exercise, then a lunge walk about 30 yards (taking 60-75 seconds), then a rest until the next station.

    After the 4th station, we mixed in the KoT Sled – one PAX would pull that while lunge walking, rotating it amongst the PAX.

    Station 1: Jesus sentenced to death: Peter Parker Peters (and our first taste of the pricklies)
    Station 2: Jesus takes up his cross: Merkins
    Station 3: Jesus falls the first time: Burpees (falling but get back up)
    Station 4: Jesus meets his mother: Big Boy Situps (some Mary)
    Station 5: Simon Takes up the cross with Jesus: Low Slow Squats (this isn’t a race). And its a break from the pricklies
    Station 6: Veronica wipes His face: V-Ups
    Station 7: Jesus falls the 2nd time: Burpees
    Station 8: Jesus meets the women of Jerusalem: Hello Dolly
    Station 9: Jesus falls the 3rd time: Burpees
    Station 10: Jesus Stripped of his cloths: Jump Squats
    Station 11: Jesus is Nailed to the Cross: T-Merkins
    Station 12: Jesus dies on the Cross: Genuflects
    Station 13: Jesus taken down from the cross: Carolina Dry Docks
    Station 14: Jesus laid in the tomb: Elbow Plank

    Back to the flag for COT and prayers, especially thanksgiving for continued recovery of Chips.

  • – from Architect

    Chilly, Wet, and Windy….Gloomy.

    YHC had plans but still needed to get creative to fill the time.

    Disclaimer given, although not entirely accurate.

    Reverse mosey to bleachers, warm-ups, followed by bleacher runs over to playground.

    Tha Thang: Planks and pull ups, 5, 4, 3, 2,1

    Mosey’d to rock pile, YHC encourage larger rocks, some were still hesitant to see what they could do.

    10 rows, 10 squats, carry rock 50 yards. Jog back the 50 yds, 10 merkins, job back to rock.

    Repeat above but reducing reps by one each round.

    Quick Mary, back to Flag for COT.

    Prayers for @Chips.

  • – from Architect

    Chilly, Wet, and Windy….Gloomy.

    YHC had plans but still needed to get creative to fill the time.

    Disclaimer given, although not entirely accurate.

    Reverse mosey to bleachers, warm-ups, followed by bleacher runs over to playground.

    Tha Thang: Planks and pull ups, 5, 4, 3, 2,1

    Mosey’d to rock pile, YHC encourage larger rocks, some were still hesitant to see what they could do.

    10 rows, 10 squats, carry rock 50 yards. Jog back the 50 yds, 10 merkins, job back to rock.

    Repeat above but reducing reps by one each round.

    Quick Mary, back to Flag for COT.

    Prayers for @Chips.

  • Miracle Monday – from Kilo

    With the current scuttlebutt that New Orleans is potentially maybe who really knows thinking about adding an NHL expansion team, YHC thought it would be good to toast one of hockey’s great coaches, Mark Johnson who also happened to play on the 1980 USA Miracle Team.

    Rudy was the first to show on this 65 degree morning in the gloom and we gave it one minute to see if any other PAX would show up… pretty soon we heard the familiar flip flop flip flop of Hawg trotting down the road. A quick disclaimer was made and we were off to the pile.

    Two PAX (Scantron and Handgrenada) showed up out of the gloom but only one joined for the Warm-o-Rama, a quick one to get the blood pumping because it’s Monday morning and we got rocks to lift. Mr. Rogers showed up while we were rock picking shocked that he missed the warm up… Rocks were selected and mosey commenced to the parking lot.

    The THANG:

    5 rounds because we have 5 days to conquer this week for Sky Q and our Families.

    1. 10 x chest press, run to the yellow poles with lights and 10 merkins
    2 chest press + 10 x shoulder press, run, 10 merks + 10 burpees
    3. CP + SP + 10 x squat, run 10 merks, 10 burps, 10 lunges (2 is 1)
    4. CP + SP + SQ + 10 x KB Swings, run, merks, burps, lunges, 10 decline merks
    5. CP + SP + SQ + KB + 10 Dips, run with rocks

    Then we did a remake of the wall sit in Miracle (go watch it if you haven’t, go watch it if you love an underdog, go watch it if you have or don’t have any patriotism… just go watch it). We passed the rock a few times during the wall sit made the KnOT’s guys jealous of our sweat, TripleShift didn’t know we were even there he was in such a meditative stretch.

    Slow Indian mosey back to the rock pile to finish with bicep curls then to the field for a round of Mary which was just variations of wife pleasers and superman to boat, stretched for about 30 seconds and that was the day. #SYITG

  • Make ’em say Uhhhhhggggg….. – from Architect

    YHC arose on time and ready to take on whatever today’s Q was to serve up. Upon arrival, only 4 PAX were present and after a few mumbled greetings I was enlightened with the fact that I was indeed the Q for the day (I blame Rudy for my lack of awareness).

    Disclaimer provided and off we mosey’d to the Rock Pile for warmups. A few more less inspired PAX arrived, one donning a new garment that apparently made him feel “like one of the cool kids”. A little of this and a few of those, now we are nice an warm.

    Da Thang….
    Rocks were selected, and we cycled through a deconstructed “clean and press” focusing on form and mobility. Deadlifts, rows, squats, OHP and then finally putting it all together for the full movement.

    PAX mosey’d to hill for next exercise. 5 min plank holds, if rest was required, PAX ran up and over hill to resume planks on the other side. Apparently some felt it unnecessary to engage in the prescribed plank position and just ran up and down for 5 mins, it must’ve been his new threads. Others fought till the end, although form was questioned and criticized by certain individuals, again, must’ve had something to-do with being a “cool kid”.

    PAX continued to the gym to perform 5 min wall-sits with 3 burpees to be performed during “rest periods”…it came as no surprise that yet another vest-donning PAX felt this was an unacceptable exercise and thus performed burpees for the duration while offering kind words of recommendation on form to the others.

    Final round of holds were done back at the rocks, Over head holds for 5 mins. This is where the majority of the “UHHHGGGSSSS…” were vocalized. I think everyone did these, but there was probably someone that chose to do something else, regardless of what they were wearing.

    Final exercise was a quick round of PAX’s choice of movements with the Rocks. We had squats, OHP, Big-boys, merkins and probably something else…it was delightful.

    COT with minimal announcements and intentions, special thanks for all that is past, present, and future.

    No AI were harmed in the making of this beatdown or BB.

  • Stack Attack – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: 57 degrees, Humidity 98%, Wind 2.2 mph form ENE

    It’s been a while since I have been the Q. I dusted off a favorite Pandemic Exercise, the Stack. There is more recovery built in than most F3 workouts. The idea for the recovery is based off the chapters about Maximum Sustained Power in the book Primal Endurance that Turbo Tax recommended to me years ago. The idea is to basically get a weight that is hard to lift, wear yourself out lifting it, then recover so that you can give it your all again.

    The Thang:

    Warm up – SSH x 20; Grass Grabbers x 10; Imperial Walkers x 15; Merkins x 10; Squats x 10; Peter Parkers x 15; Abe Vigodas x 10

    The Stack:
    • Hell Raisers x 5
    • Hell Raisers x 5; Shoulder Press x 10
    • Hell Raisers x 5; Shoulder Press x 10; Squats x 15
    • Hell Raisers x 5; Shoulder Press x 10; Squats x 15; Curls x 20
    • 2 min Recovery – Tree Pose
    • Hell Raisers x 5; Shoulder Press x 10; Squats x 15; Curls x 20; Rows x 25
    • 2 min Recovery – Planks and Bridge
    • Hell Raisers x 5; Shoulder Press x 10; Squats x 15; Curls x 20; Rows x 25; Chest Press x 30
    • Stretching

    There was a 20-30 second recovery between each exercise in addition to the 2-minute recovery between sets starting after the 4th.

    Back to the flag to join up with The Boge, who had requested a private KnOT session with Scantron.

  • Hawg’s Birthday – from Charmin

    All came out to celebrate Hawg. Some Ran, Some Rucked, others just showed up. All had a good time.

  • Hawg’s Birthday – from Charmin

    All came out to celebrate Hawg. Some Ran, Some Rucked, others just showed up. All had a good time.

  • Charmin and the Runners – from Charmin

    As per usual, the Runners came and killed their workout from Coach Gregg.

    YHC did a nieghborhood lap that felt faster than normal. It may have been the cooler air. Here’s to hoping that the weather get’s even cooler!

  • 911 Nine Year – One Month – One Day Manniversary – from Heisenberg

    Backblast from my first post – https://www.f3nola.com/2015/10/14/one-year-later-2/

    Disclaimer
    Warm up – Grass Grabbers IC x 10, 5 Burpees OYO, Abe Vigoda IC x 10, 5 Burpees OYO, ArmvCircles IC x 10, 5 Burpees OYO, Imperial Walkers IC x 10, 5 Burpees OYO
    The Thing – 11’s Squats and Flutter Kicks (2=1) From the goal line Squats then bear crawl to the center cone 3 Burpees then lunge walk to the Flutter Kick Line. After Flutter kicks lunge walk to middle perform 3 more burpees then bear crawl back to the goal line. Repeat 10 times.
    While waiting for the Six – various abb exercises.
    Burpeepalooza – Burpees IC x 10, 8-Count Body Builders IC x 10, 10-Count Body Builders IC x 10
    Cool down – Tin Snips IC x 20, Freddy Mercuries IC x 20, Monkey Humpers IC x 20, Arm Circles IC x 10, Grass Grabbers IC x 10, Abe Vigoda IC x 10, 1 Burpee OYO

    COT – Happy Birthday Chips

    111 Burpee Equivalents for those that count their burpees
    Note: I would not have been able to do this workout 9 years ago.