F3 New Orleans

Tag: Shocker

  • Ascend and Launch (WPM 2020-08-14)

    Another excellent morning on the mountain with 24 PAX: Angie’s List, Chowdah, El Wire, G Spot, Jingle Vader, Moana, Mulligan, Sandbar, Wipeout, Eager Beaver, Gabrielle, Dry Socket, Quincy, Squeal, Shurly, Jadaveon, Tube Steak, Bad Moon, Mr. Peabody, Seaman, Bones, Shocker, Tinkles, Catfish (Q).

    Started with a mosey over to the base of the mountain. Warmed up with arm circles (both ways), Windmills (Abe Vigoda), Grass Grabbers, and SSH. Assembled at the base for the ascent.

    First leg was 10 burpees, run backwards up the first two inclines to the first flat. Planked and waited for the six with peter parkers.

    Second leg was 20 bonnie blairs, bear crawl to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with Parker peters.

    Third leg was 30 merkins, duck walk to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with shoulder taps.

    Fourth leg was 40 flutter kicks (one is one), crab walk to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with Floyd Mayweathers.

    Fifth leg was 50 squats, crab walk to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with Floyd Mayweathers.

    Sixth leg was 60 LBTs (one is one), bear crawl to the top of the mountain.

    Continued with Jack Webbs up to eleven, then did an excercise called Failure to Launch (hold Al Gore while Q counts down from 10, then get a solid jump up with knees to the chest.

    Took the stairs back down to the base, circled back up for some Catalina Wine Mixers. Back to the flag, finished out with a solid 2.5 minutes of 8-count bodybuilders.

    Excellent workout with a nice big group. Thanks to all who attended!

  • Immune Boost

    Four F3 Nola pax checked in at 0530 this morning for a virtual Q. Hopefully others will find the time to do it later.

    The Thang

    • Imperial Walkers x 19 (IC)
    • Merkins x 19 (1 is 1)
    • Mahktar N’Diaye x 19 (IC)
    • Up-Downs x 19 (1 is 1)
    • Nolan Ryans x 19 (IC)
    • EMOM (10 burpees EMOM for 9 minutes)

    Do the above set 3 times.

    NMM

    • Total of 270 burpees and 57 Up-Downs, which are pretty much burpees without the tiny little hop most of us do at the end.
    • It was rough, but I felt better knowing a few other guys were doing it with me at the same time, albeit from different locations.
    • I tried to post a Video Backblast on GroupMe, but I froze the app.  I thought a Video BB would be appropriate for a Virtual workout, but GroupMe sucks for posting large files, or at least it does on my phone.
    • I got caught before my 50th burpee in the 3rd set, so death by burpees does happen.  I took an extra minute break and then got caught before my 70th burpee.  Twice dead.
    • This took me 50 minutes.
    • This was very reminiscent of losing a bet to Da Parish, except I didn’t have to wear those horrible colors while I was doing it. 
    • The ISI is up for March and Beyond.  Find the link I posted in Mumblechatter if you want to join.
    • Some guys are kicking around a Meal Support Plan to help our local medical community and some our F3 brothers in the restaurant industry.  There is a link to join the discussion posted yesterday in Mumblechatter.

  • No touch NOLA is back

    OK so I started today wanting to build a workout in honor of Roots – who began our WPM AO. It was our 3rd workout and it continues to be a fan favorite. We welcomed back Amnesty who posted hoping to be led by Roots but got stuck with me. We also welcomed a FNG from Oregon – a law school buddy of Moana who we names Quarantine. No touching on the beatdown – so its like the old days for us.

    Beatdown got straight to work at the MTN.

    Did a circle with SSH, Imp Walker Squats, Dying Roaches and Mtn Climbers x 20IC

    Then we ran to the base of the MTN.

    At the base: there was a chalk instruction for each floor in mulitples of 13 for Friday the 13th.

    26 Lunges – 2nd, 39 plank jacks, – 3rd floor 52 monkey humpers, – 4th floor

    We did 13 hand release merks at the top of each ramp

    At the 4th floor we did some wall sits, some wall climbs (dirty dates or something) and then some wall walk ups

    Back to the ramps and we did 26 – shoulder taps and 39 – Russian Twist, and 52 – Monkey Humpers. More wall sits at the top. We also did 20 Flutter KIX in cadence.

    At the top of the MTN – we went back down the stairs and ran up LIL WPM.

    Here we had 4 exercises: LBCs, LBTs , Freddies, and Bird Dogs.

    One partner did exercise while the other went down the stairs and back up.

    Ran back to Audubon Park via the benches – at the benches we did dips x 30 OYO.

    Then we ran back to the FLAG. Arrived at 615am. Done.

    COVID – 19 prep starts after this beatdown.

  • Death Star Trench Run #3

    DSTR #3 is in the books. I think last year we started earlier but after some reflection I think 630 is a good time. We had a nice run. 17 pax sunny very comfortable. Total CHAOS on the neutral ground.

    A good 6 miles at a 9 min pace. Choot Em on bike!

    A solid run with plenty to look at!

  • Monkey Humper Monday

    Got to bed late and was feeling tired and uninspired this am – forced myself to the beatdown because I was the Q today. First person I saw was Revit and I mentioned that I wasn’t feeling it yet – and he reminded me that sometimes getting out of bed “the daily red pill” is the biggest challenge. And he is right! The whole day is better because of that one decision.

    Got the PAX together and ran across Magazine to the Figure 8 path in front of Audubon statue. Here we did a quick warm up: SSH x 20, Low Country Crabs x 20, Mtn Climbers x 20. Then we did 20 Monkey Humpers OYO, and do 20 MHs OYO at the tip of the 8s and where the line crosses so we did 100 MHS total.

    Then we moseyed to the FLY. We did some LBC x 20, Leg Lifts x 20 and dying roaches x 20. We also did 20 Monkey Humpers OYO.

    From there we moseyed to near the hill – at the hill we did Merks around the clock. With our hands on the curb. at 12, 3, 6, 9. oclock.

    After that we moseyed to a softer spot – and did 20 Jlos. Plus 20 Monkey Humpers.

    I let the boys open up the throttle for a full run to the Labrynth. The lead guys were supposed to ping pong for the 6 to get those extra miles.

    At the Labrynth we did Bulgarian splits L and R and Dips.

    Then we went for the long mosey back to the FLAG. Got to the FLAG early so we did Monkey Humpers until the 6 got there. With the 6 we did another 1 min of Monkey Humpers.

    Thanks for making me take the DRP today – I will be back at it on Wed!

  • Circuit City

    A trio of PAX posted this Saturday at The Muscleship in an effort to ensure our chests stick out past our guts.

    Warmup in front of NOMA: IWx20, WMx10, ACx20, LSSx20, IPSWx10, then Lunge Walk approx 30 yards towards the lake where we planked for 1 min along the shoreline.

    Moseyed to The Foundry for a series of circuits, with emphasis on improving our pull-ups. Having a cozy PAX of three allowed us to quickly map out the stations and rotate through.

    Circuit #1: Pull Ups, Side Lunge, BB Sit Ups x20 (timer). Rinse and repeat.

    Low Plank 1 minute

    Circuit #2: Body Rows, Step Ups, Box Cutters x20 (timer). Rinse and repeat.

    Low Plank 1 minute

    Circuit #3: Let the arms recharge with some round robin Mary…Gas Pumpsx20, LBCx20, Freddie Mercs x20

    Circuit #4: Parter Assist pull-ups x10 while third PAX hold people’s chair. Rinse and repeat with pull-ups x6, then pull-ups OYO x4….t-claps to Kenner Bruh for grinding through those last ones.

    Mosey back to the Big Lake shoreline for an all-so-serene waterfront view while we knocked out…

    Circuit #5: Inchworm Burpees/Merkins x10, x8, x6, x4, x2

    Circuit #6: The Triple B Suck, cousin to the original “Suck”…3 Min AMRAP of Big Boy Sit-ups x6, Box Cutter x6, Burpees x6, calling your count out after each round. We had enough time to do this twice.

    Capped things off with a few min of yoga stretching to include the “HVAC Special”.

    COT, BOM, followed by a fly-by of F3 ruckers. Good to see the boys out there prepping for another Go-Ruck…way to get after it!

    Coffeteria and some good F2 to boot. YHC enjoyed meeting Shocker and pushing each other through some of the circuits. Great start to a Sat.

    Tool

  • 200th Beatdown in 2019!

    21 brave PAX joined YHC on a chilly, windy Wednesday. The temp read 40 degrees F on the dashboard, but it felt colder because of the windchill. Needless to say, it was cold! Today was YHC’s 200th F3 beatdown in 2019. After 2018, YHC set his goal to post 200 times in 2019….. looking like YHC has some room to spare with couple more weeks left in 2019.

    The PAX warmed up with a lap around the parking lot by the Audubon Clubhouse to the Bandstand. In front of the Bandstand, the PAX did the following warm-up exercises in cadence:

    SSHs x 20

    Imperial Walkers x 20

    Self Love x 10

    Windmills x 10

    Peter Parkers x 15

    MCs x 15

    Parker Peters x 15

    The PAX then jogged through the Oak Alley towards the track, did 10 burpees on your own and moseyed back to the shelter.

    To dedicate YHC’s 200th beatdown, YHC decided to do Dora 2, 2, 2. Partnered up. While one PAX was doing the exercises, the other PAX ran from the shelter through the Oak Alley to the track and back.

    200 – steps-up

    200 – declined shoulder taps

    200 – LBCs

    Upon completion – El Wire gave the PAX a 20 seconds count. Picked a different partner and did another Dora 2, 2, 2. with the following exercises:

    200 – air squats

    200 – inclined merkins

    200 – hello dolly

    Round of Mary

    The Pax stayed at the shelter and did the following exercises in cadence:

    Dying Cockroach x 15

    Flutterkicks x 20

    American Hammer x 15

    Moseyed back to the flag with some COT. I am very grateful to be able to workout with the PAX on a regular basis. Never take it for granted. I set my goal in December 2018 that I will try my best to participate 200 F3 workouts in 2019. Blessed with minor injuries and I was still able to achieve this goal. This is only possible because of the PAX. I could never do this on my own. I ended up posting 206 times in 2019. Thank You PAX and I hope to do this for a very long time. Happy 2020!!! SYITG.

    King Kong

  • Brick by Brick v.2

    DISCLAIMER

    YHC was ready to start my 46th trip around the sun this morning with a beatdown in the gloom. Quick disclaimer and we were off on the running path for warmup mosey, the long way around to the band stand.

    WARM UP
    45 SSH IC, 20 Grassgrabbers IC, 20 windmills IC, 10 Self Love IC, 20 Peter Parkers IC, followed by 45 LBCs 4 count IC..

    THANG 1 – BLIMPS at the lightpost intervals, followed by….another BLIMPS across magazine to the fountain.

    THANG 2 – Thanks to some sunday recon by YHC’s 2.0s, the PAX were able to locate some brick coupons that had been stowed since August. These were a donation from pile in YHC’s neighbor’s yard. This particular neighbor is an accomplished writer, atheist curmudgeon and all-around new orleans character. I encourage the PAX to look him up, Don Spears and his most famous epistle – “In Search of Good P______.” P does not mean persimmons. The lord works in mysterious ways.

    PAX paired up for CBGB (Curls, Brickbys, Goblet Squats, Brick-flys ), one PAX lifts while the other runs with the bricks up two lights and back and flapjack, until all PAX complete. Repeat.

    THANG 3 – Mosey over to the wall. Dodo Bird (With two bricks assume the People’s Chair, brick in each hand and at rest down your sides is the default position. In cadence or OYO, (1) side shoulder raise [arms straight and lifted to the sides to shoulder height], (2) back to default, (3) front shoulder raise [arms straight and lifted in front of you to shoulder height],and Wonderbra (assume the People’s Chair position. Start with bricks close to body at chest level. Push bricks up over head fully extending arms, bring bricks back down to chest position, then push them straight out in front until complete arm extension reached. Return to starting position). 3 sets 3 each. 10 count between.

    The PAX then “stashed” the bricks in an orderly fashion with the hopes they will again be there for the Skinny and Birdcage in upcoming weeks.

    PAX then circled up in front of the fountain for some quick core work then back to the flag.

    COT

    Countoff, name-o-rama, announcements and intentions. Thanks for the opportunity to Q

  • Do I look like the kind of guy that can read a spreadsheet?

    In my old age I find my bedtime has moved back dramatically. That being said I was well asleep when Yankee texted me at 9:03 alerting me to my Q at The Skinny in the morning. I awoke around 10 and glanced at the phone and rolled back to sleep while visions of beatdowns danced in my head.

    Mosey to some grass in the park for warmups.

    • SSH X30
    • AC’s X10 forward and reverse
    • GG’s X20
    • PP X20
    • PP X20
    • MC X20

    Line up and head to Row Bear station Indian style.

    • 4 Groups break up for burpees, plank jacks, squats and rows.
    • Burpees sets the pace. Rinse and repeat.

    Line back up and head to grass up by the ole ginkgo tree. Circle up for some ring of fire merks. Do ten and person to your left starts at your 5, Rinse and repeat. Lots of whining here. Lots of kneeling.

    Back to track. At first running man 5 burpees than run hard past 1 to next running man. 5 burpees and repeat till you reach the fountain.

    Once at the fountian we roll right into incline merks, no break or counting to 20 until 6 rolls in. Once six arrived we started right leg step ups fast. then dips fast. then left leg step ups fast. Then dips fast. Tried to keep pace up to keep heart rates up.

    Once done back to track quick for 2 line Indian run to the flag. Apparantly everyone was not down for some over the top cardio this morning. We survived a muntiny mid way back and modified with a “just get back to the flag” run. I circled back for 6 twice and racked up some pretty nice extra mileage doing so.

    We all made it back roughly on time. Fitbit indicated 2.4 miles for the workout.

    Count off, Name O Rama, Announcements, Intentions and SBOM.

    Remember the Christmas party is Monday at Urban South. Potluck. We need food! HNJ Men’s Club is selling trees starting Friday. If you visit our website you can pre order. Ther was some other stuff mentioned, read the email.

    Thanks for letting me lead.

  • Delayed Mountain Time

    Apologies for the delay but from way back on Friday at Wolfpack Mountain: Pax took off from the North end of Audubon Park at 0530 headed west along St Charles wrapping back around and ending up at the great circle courtyard for quick warmup:

    – Sidestradlehops; Self Love; Imperial Walkers; Peter Parkers

    Straight away to the mountain-garage – Pax headed up the mountain after some BLIMPS-planation: 5-10-15-20-25 with alternating Bear Crawl and Backward Jog up the parking garage

    – Rinse and Repeat the rest of the way up to the top Some Mary and an extra set of Side Stradlehops during another amazing NOLA sunrise

    Back down the stairs for a set of Dips on the benches Finally mosey back the circle…No not that circle the other circle…Mass confusion was averted as the flock made it back to the flag(less) pole in time for a final round of Bob Dole Tree Hugging and Smurf-Jacks (because why have thighs if you can’t make them burn).

    Counted off 30 strong with 1 FNG: Welcome Bobby Walsh; Just passing through aptly named ‘Layover’ Wrapped up with a thoroughly beatdown ball-o-man and then off to Coffe-teria at PJs

    Thanks for the great work gents!

    -Tubesteak