F3 New Orleans

Tag: Swolefest

  • Climbing a Mountain – from Hokie

    There is a theme here…. After seeing no one had signed up to Q, YHC took the initiative Sunday evening to Q Monday morning.

    As 0530 approached, 8 Pax gathered including two down range, Brownie from Atlanta and Fryin’ Pan from Rock Hill, SC

    After a brief warmorama of SSH, grass grabbers arms circles and Imperial Walkers we got started on our way up the mountain

    1 Burpee
    then a Rifle Carry with our coupons up the ramp to the overlook at the Children’s Museum

    1 Burpee, and 5 cross over Merkins
    Rifle carry back to the bottom

    1 Burpee, 5 cross over Merkins, 10 curls
    Rifle carry back to the top of the ramp and overlook the water

    1 Burpee, 5 cross over Merkins, 10 curls, 15 shoulder presses
    Rifle carry back to the bottom

    1 Burpee, 5 cross over Merkins, 10 curls, 15 shoulder presses, 20 one arm rows (10 each)
    Rifle carry back to the top of the ramp and overlook the water

    1 Burpee, 5 cross over Merkins, 10 curls, 15 shoulder presses, 20 one arm rows, 25 KB swings
    Rifle carry back to the bottom

    1 Burpee, 5 cross over Merkins, 10 curls, 15 shoulder presses, 20 one arm rows, 25 KB swings, 30 rows
    Rifle carry back to the top of the ramp and overlook the water where we stopped to admire the view… albeit for only about 2 seconds 😉

    1 Burpee, 5 cross over Merkins, 10 curls, 15 shoulder presses, 20 one arm rows, 25 KB swings, 30 rows, 35 chest presses
    Rifle carry back to the bottom

    Accolades were handed out and acknowledge everyone’s hard work getting through the 1st half

    we then managed our way down the mountain top in descending order moseying via rifle carry

    1, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30
    1, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25
    1, 5, 10, 15, 20
    1, 5, 10, 15
    1, 5, 10
    1, 5
    1 Burpee after putting the coupons away

    YHC once again wants to thank F3 for the opportunity to grow. We closed with the following prayer

    Our dear Heavenly Father, we stand in this Circle of Trust, arm in arm, before you as F3 New Orleans. We pray for F3 Nation pax all over the world. Help us grow to mentor men in Leadership. Protect our Board members and bind us together in purpose. Through Christ our Lord….AMEN!!!

  • The Murph – from Fracsac

    7 HIMs met at the Foundry at 0630 for a testosterone fest also known as The Murph. CoT included a moment of silence to honor those fallen and remembered on this Memorial Day. Not only did SOGO finish first at 33:36 (or something like that) he also was a single post to the 0530 Swolefest AO. All pax finished under 45 minutes! T-Claps!!

    Thanks for making me a better man!

    SYITG

  • Fun n Games till someone gets hurt. – from Kenna Brah

    Warmy
    Imperial Walkers =20
    Tin Soldiers – 20
    Abe Vigoda – 20
    Seal Claps/Overhead/Arm Circle
    High Knees/Butt Kickers
    -FUN –
    Sit Down/Get UP NO HANDS
    Turkish Get UP Training
    Press Up on Tree Branches

    Round-n-Round w/Blocks
    A – 3x
    15 SUMO Squat
    15 Servers – Hands Pressed to Middle – stretch out
    15 One Arm Swings L/R
    15 TriCep Ext – Hands Pressed to Middle

    B-3x
    15 L/R One Arm Row – Grasp Middle
    On your 6 w/no Hands w/block
    15 Pullover/Chest Press – Squeeze Middle
    On your Feet w/no Hands w/block
    15 OHP – Squeeze Middle
    15 L/R Static Lunge Twist
    REPEAT

    Heard some grumbling so I must have done it right. I hope I left you all better than I found you.

  • MLK – from Backed up

    Today we celebrated Martin Luther King Jr.’s life and intense, arduous civil rights struggle.
    For warm-ups:
    15 Side Straddle Hops to commemorate his Jan. 15th Birthday
    9 Abe Vigodas to represent him skipping 9th grade
    12 arm circles (12 front/12 back) to represent him skipping the 12th grade
    15 Mountain Climbers to represent how old he was when he entered college at Moorehouse
    30 Burpees to represent the 30 times he was imprisoned.

    For the workout Part 1:
    55 Kettlebell Swings to represent the year 1955 when he earned his doctorate in systematic theology from Boston University.
    63 Step-ups represent the year 1963, the year he gave his famous I have a Dream Speech in Washington DC
    68 Lunges to remember the year 1968 he was assassinated in Memphis
    83 Plank jacks to represent the year Ronald Regan made MLK Day an official federal holiday.

    For the workout Part 2:
    While listening to the entirety of his “I have a Dream” speech, we did a Diego. Partners took turns running a short loop and doing the following exercises.
    100 Merkins
    150 Overhead Presses
    200 LBCs
    250 Block Curls
    300 Squats

    Those present:
    Backed Up (Q)
    Bread Sticks
    Kuch
    Saban

  • Cold and Windy Tabata – from Snooze

    Nine PAX decided to test out the adage that one can’t get cold while lifting cinder blocks. While I believe this still to be true, this adage clearly does not account for howling winds along with frigid temperatures. Despite lots and lots of coupon lifting, it was cold. Very, very cold.

    Warm (sorta) Up:

    SSH x 20
    Windmills x 10
    8 Count BBs x 10
    Self-love OYO

    The Thang

    TABATA!!

    40 seconds of work; 12 seconds of rest; 4 rounds.

    1. Alternating Hand Block Merkins
    2. Goblet Squats
    3. Curl Presses
    4. Heavy Freddies
    5. Blockees
    6. Block Swings
    7. Overhead Press
    8. Block Flutter Kicks
    9. Block Merkins
    10. Block Lunges
    11. Block Rows
    12. Windshield Wipers

    This took us right on into COT. As always, thanks for the opportunity to lead.

  • SwoleFest has Backblasts too – from Thumb War

    Mosey over the bridge to the Labyrinth for Warmup:

    SSH
    Hillbillies
    Grass grabbers
    Peter Parkers
    Parker peters
    Mountain climbers
    Arm Circles F & B
    Self love

    *All In Cadence

    THANG – DORA:

    *Partner up with 2 blocks. Pax 1 carries the block for a trip up and leaves at the top for Pax 2 to pick up return the block back to the start when it’s his turn.

    Exercises
    50 block burpees
    100 Block Merkins
    200 LBC’s no block
    300 Squats with block
    200 Freddie mercuries no block (2 is 1)
    100 block swings
    50 thrusters

    Saban’s team finished up first and he started some Mary as the pax finished up.

    YHC’s team finished up as Six at 6:13 with just enough time finish this week’s edition of Swole Fest with guns work and Colt 45’s. (Visit Exicon for description).

    COT with spoken prayer intentions for Gabby’s family still grieving the loss of his Father in Law and for the Pearl Harbor anniversary and former, current and future veterans. Announcements:
    -City Park Clean up this Saturday after The Ship
    -F3 Christmas celebration next Saturday. Bring the M’s and 2.0’s

    *YHC had a playlist to push us through and Amnesty approved!!

  • Death by Peter Rabbit – from Baywatch

    15 PAX met in the early Monday morning gloom to get swole…and get swole we did. After a disclaimer and a pronouncement of the F3 tenets, we began.

    Warmup:
    1. SSH 25x IC
    2. Grass grabbers 10x IC
    3. Abe Vagodas 10x IC
    4. Overhead claps 20x IC
    5. Seal claps 20x IC
    6. Self love OYO
    7. 5 Blockees OYO

    The Thang:

    5 rounds

    20 Murder Bunnies>25 switch merkins>walk back to start with coupon over head>25 squat press>run the loop. Each round reps for switch merkins and squat presses decreased by 5. So, the last round was 5 switch merkins/5 squat press. If you finish early, you kept doing the last round until the six finished.

    Next came the rings of fire. First ring was flutter kicks with block. Static hold of 6 inches. Second ring was Floyd Mayweather with a block tap (2 is 1) with static plank.

    Lastly, we circled up for some abs. 25 reps IC for each exercises, which included Freddy Mercury’s, penguins, windshield washers over block, X ups, leg raises, and American hammers.

    Closed it out with the COT.

  • Impromptu Swolefish – from Catfish

    9 PAX @ Swolefest this morn, Catfish at the helm.

    Started with windmills x 10, grass grabbers x 10, ssh x 20, and 8-counts x 15.

    Over to the pills for right leg step-ups x20, curls x 20, left leg step ups x20, derkins x20.

    Over to parking lot for Dora 1-2-3. 100 burpees, 200 leg lifts, 300 jump squats. Partner did farmer’s carry to end of lot and back. Mary waiting for the six with Freddie Mercurys, Hello Dollys, LBTs.

    Circled up for a ring of fire with brick plank and merkins. Back to feet for another round of curls x20, then 8-counts x15 for the finish.

  • Big Bro’s Birthday Beatdown – from Snooze

    11 PAX showed up in the humid gloom to celebrate a resounding Saints victory and get our swole on. In addition to celebrating a Saints win, I am also celebrating my older brother’s 43rd birthday today. I’ve been EH-ing him for a while now without success. I was hopeful that a beatdown inspired by his birthday might be the extra bit of guilt needed to finally coerce him into the gloom. Sadly, because he was overserved in Jacksonville celebrating the Saints win in person, my brother was not present for an FNG birthday beatdown. No matter, the EH-ing and the birthday inspired show must go on…

    Warmup
    SSHs x 20
    Imperial Walkers x 15
    Arm circles x 10 (both directions)
    Windmills x 10
    Grass grabbers x 10
    8-count bodybuilders x 10

    The Thang

    My brother was born on 09/13/1978, so we celebrated with a birthday-inspired Tabata block beatdown. 4 rounds of 9 exercises — 43 seconds of work with 13 seconds of rest between exercises – all while rocking out to some of 1978’s greatest hits!

    1. Blockees
    2. Curls
    3. Goblet Squats
    4. Alternating hand block merkins
    5. Overhead Press
    6. Block lunges
    7. Derkins
    8. Skull crushers
    9. Thrusters

    All you need to know about how this went can be appropriately summed up by Catfish’s post-beatdown message on the LVCC GroupMe: “good lord that was fun! Save that one so we can do it again soon!” Ummm, fun… sure…

    We finished up with some dealer’s choice Mary: Freddy Mercuries x 20, Box Cutters x 20, J-Lo’s x 20, and Flutter Kicks x 21.

    Closed things out with COT and special intentions for all those dealing with loss following Hurricane Ida. Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

  • My Friend aNDy – from Rudy

    YHC brought his friend, aNDy, and a playlist out to Swolefest to start the week off right

    16 PAX circled up in the gloom. That was a bit more than YHC had expected, so I went digging under LCM to find a “friend” for aNDy: the “Block-and-a-half” that the Swolefest guys seem to either Love or Hate (depends on who you ask).

    Quick warmup with some stretching, SSH, IW, and Peter Parkers. Then we’ll get jiggy with it…

    The Thang:

    First, introduce our two friends. Mall Cop and Cracklin’ generously volunteered to be guinea pigs. They were instructed to lift our friends above their heads (no elbow locking!). Now the PAX were informed that those two coupons were not to come below eye level for the rest of the workout, or there would be burpees. So Mall Cop and Cracklin’ continued to hold them up high while YHC slowly explained the rest of the workout.

    First, lets start the playlist:

    Amnesty: I hope this one was a bit more acceptable than the last one (though 80s classic rock only made one appearance via INXS).

    Tabata workout. 10 exercises. 45 seconds on, 15 seconds rest/transition. Repeat 3 times. Alternate arm (thrusters, curls, rows, merkins, dips) with core/legs (situps, LBT, Flutter Kicks, Lunges, Step Ups). PAX better pay attention to the two in the center and make sure they aren’t drooping. If they are – get out there and take the coupon and keep it up in the air. Or Burpees.

    Lets Go. Mall Cop and Cracklin’ were already ready for relief by the time YHC finished explaining.

    Belloq and Triple engaged in a series of “I can do better than that” with the coupons. One arm. One finger. Whatever. Baywatch took immense joy proudly holding aNDy way up high. Kuch and PopTart were unshakeable as they just stood there saying “what, is this supposed to be hard?” Saban, as usual, had his way with the Irish block. I never did like that guy. I think I heard Pothole saying “Who the heck is this guy?” Nice to meet you too! YHC, on the other hand), struggled and needed a rescue from War Eagle to save the day.

    Much to my surprise – the PAX quickly figured out that the best way to handle this was to actively step up to relieve the coupon holders, rather than waiting for the holders to cry out for help. Nicely done – each tabata break, half the circle was rushing forward to take another turn at holding.

    Tabata done, circle up for an Al Gore/Monkey Humper ring of fire (2x) while the PAX kept the coupons up high, refusing to fall for the Rudy trick of waiting for them to drop the coupon prematurely. At last, nearing the end – Rudy (HONESTLY) called it, and the coupons were gently placed on the ground.

    NICE WORK – NO PENALTY BURPEES. So 10 Burpees OYO anyway.

    Thumb War, Walleye, Backed Up took us home with last round of Marys (Box Cutters, Freddie Mercury and J Los).

    Finished with our COT. Plenty of announcements- they are in email and mumble chatter. Plenty of intentions (especially for sick PAX and relatives). Then War Eagle took us home, asking God to guide, inspire and lead us forward into the week.