F3 New Orleans

Tag: Tool

  • Time Trials at the Stomp

    Since we do all this damn running anyway, we might as well see how we’re doing, right? There is some good research that suggests setting real goals and regularly tracking progress increases our chances for success. So let’s do it. Today: a 5k

    Of course, there is also the matter of a beautiful hammer adorned in freedom and f3 stickers that we would like to hang on to. Perhaps the “men of the Wally run” or the weekend crew will actually bring it out to the Stomp for all to enjoy next time.

    In no particular order, here are the times submitted to me and a list of the PAX who have not submitted a time yet, in the event they decide to:

    1. Shuffles: 18:47
    2. Briefs 24:57
    3. High Rise 28:37
    4. Jesus Juice 24:58
    5. Rev Sox 26:06
    6. Shorty: 25:24
    7. Kuch: 24:55
    8. Da Parish 29:56
    9. Boo Boo 29:10
    10. Belloq 24:05
    11. Rudy 24:10
    12. Catfish 21:20
    13. Screwtop 22:07
    14. Blowfish 28:30
    15. Tool 28:30
    16. Sheetrock 23:30
    17. Tugboat 38:08 (3.04 miles)
    18. Mahatma
    19. War Eagle
    20. Bongo
    21. Breadsticks 22:07
    22. Holygrove
    23. Frac Sac

    We will revisit this challenge post RRR and see if we got any faster.

    Thanks, as always, for allowing me to lead a workout in a group full of leaders. – Kuch

  • Circuit City

    A trio of PAX posted this Saturday at The Muscleship in an effort to ensure our chests stick out past our guts.

    Warmup in front of NOMA: IWx20, WMx10, ACx20, LSSx20, IPSWx10, then Lunge Walk approx 30 yards towards the lake where we planked for 1 min along the shoreline.

    Moseyed to The Foundry for a series of circuits, with emphasis on improving our pull-ups. Having a cozy PAX of three allowed us to quickly map out the stations and rotate through.

    Circuit #1: Pull Ups, Side Lunge, BB Sit Ups x20 (timer). Rinse and repeat.

    Low Plank 1 minute

    Circuit #2: Body Rows, Step Ups, Box Cutters x20 (timer). Rinse and repeat.

    Low Plank 1 minute

    Circuit #3: Let the arms recharge with some round robin Mary…Gas Pumpsx20, LBCx20, Freddie Mercs x20

    Circuit #4: Parter Assist pull-ups x10 while third PAX hold people’s chair. Rinse and repeat with pull-ups x6, then pull-ups OYO x4….t-claps to Kenner Bruh for grinding through those last ones.

    Mosey back to the Big Lake shoreline for an all-so-serene waterfront view while we knocked out…

    Circuit #5: Inchworm Burpees/Merkins x10, x8, x6, x4, x2

    Circuit #6: The Triple B Suck, cousin to the original “Suck”…3 Min AMRAP of Big Boy Sit-ups x6, Box Cutter x6, Burpees x6, calling your count out after each round. We had enough time to do this twice.

    Capped things off with a few min of yoga stretching to include the “HVAC Special”.

    COT, BOM, followed by a fly-by of F3 ruckers. Good to see the boys out there prepping for another Go-Ruck…way to get after it!

    Coffeteria and some good F2 to boot. YHC enjoyed meeting Shocker and pushing each other through some of the circuits. Great start to a Sat.

    Tool

  • 1 Year Anniversary

    My how time flies. I have been getting up to workout at 5:30 3-4 times a week for 1 whole year. It was a major lifestyle change and I could not be more appreciative for my boy YaMomAnEm getting me out here and off my lazy butt. 16 men joined me at The Foundry for what I hoped would be a fun filled and full body beatdown. Disclaimer was given and off we moseyed to the track.

    Warm Up:

    • SSH x 20 IC
    • Windmills x 10 IC
    • Self love x 15 IC
    • Track grabbers x 15 IC
    • Arm circles x 10 each fwd/rev IC

    Thang #1:

    The previous night I, along with multiple members of F3, attended the Lakeview Civic Improvement Association meeting regarding all the crime that has been going on in the city. In honor of this we split into 2 lines and did a Prisoner Indian Run over to the cement cylinders outside of the Children’s Museum. Here is where we spread out to perform Butkus. 1 minute of step ups then a 30 second rest break. 2 rounds for each leg for a total of 4 rounds.

    Thang #2:

    Mosey over to The Foundry where we split up into 6 groups of 3 (there was 1 group of 2). 6 stations consisted of:

    • Burpees (the counter)
    • Jump the snake
    • Lunges
    • Mountain climbers
    • Dips
    • Monkey bars

    First round completed with 15 burpees. 1 minute rest break. Second round completed with 10 burpees. I opted to use the monkey bars as they were originally intended and each member of their group would swing across the bars back and forth until time was called. My apologies to everyone 6 ft and taller.

    Thang #3:

    Mosey back to the warm up spot at the track and sweep the 6. Just enough time to squeeze in The Gross. 12 reps of 12 exercises. Some IC. Some not. Follow the Q’s instructions (looking at you Rudy).

    • Low slow Squats
    • Jumps (don’t let heels touch ground)
    • R side lunges
    • L side lunges
    • Floyd Mayweathers
    • Carolina Dry Docks
    • Diamond merkins
    • Nolia Clap (overhead hand claps)
    • Flutter kicks
    • Hello Dollies
    • Box Cutters
    • Freddy Mercury’s

    Mosey back to the flag. May have been 1 minute over but we’ll survive. Count off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and sweaty ball of man.

    My thanks again to all the men of F3 for continuing to push me both physically with each beatdown and mentally when trying to construct the beatdowns as Q. It’s been an honor and a pleasure and I can’t wait for the next year.

  • Smoked Stack

    Conditions

    Mostly cloudy, 67 F, Feels like 68F, Humidity 100%, Wind 6 mph from SSE

    Warm-up

    Imperial Walkers x 30; Peter Parkers x 20; Windmills x 10; Moroccan Nightclub x 40 Hold it…. Forward Arm Circles x 10 Hold it…..Backerds Arm Circles x 10

    The Thang

    Bear Crawl to the 6th tree and hang a right, bear crawling to the cone (total of 100 yards or so).  Then recovery walk to the cone (down a level) and crab walk across (40ish yards), drop a level and side lunge left, drop a level and side lunge right, drop a level and crab walk backwards, drop a level and crawl bear back to the start. 

    Stack – use coupons for squats, shoulder presses and curls

    • 10 eight count body builders
    • 10 eight count body builders, 20 squats
    • 10 body builders, 20 squats, 30 shoulder presses
    • 10 body builders, 20 squats, 30 shoulder presses, 40 curls
    • 10 body builders, 20 squats, 30 shoulder presses, 40 curls, 50 dying cockroaches

    Unstack

    • 50 dying cockroaches, 40 curls, 30 shoulder presses, 20 squats, 10 body builders
    • 40 curls, 30 shoulder presses, 20 squats, 10 body builders
    • 30 shoulder presses, 20 squats 10 body builders
    • 20 squats, 10 merkins
    • 10 merkins

    NMM

    • The crowd seemed pleased with the Moroccan night clubs followed by the arm circles
    • I’ve never asked for as many count downs as I did today.  I had to have asked Tool and Kenner Brah to countdown from 20 or 10 at least 15 times.  I was toast.
    • Thanks to Tool for keeping the energy up and pushing us to get down the mountain.  We had to take the ski lift down by swapping the body builders for merkins.
    • Kenner Brah, never one to shy away from making things awkward at the end of a workout, came through again by quoting Ed Sheeran lyrics as we started the COT.
    • COT got much better from there.  I had a really neat experience where for some reason, I felt compelled to pray for a young man from our church who recently got a job at Acropolis on Feret.  I’m rooting for this kid that he will stick with this job and get some good life experience.  Not sure why I felt compelled to share this with the guys but as soon as I did, Kenner Brah asked me his name.  He knows the kid and will soon be in-laws with the woman that owns Acropolis and give this kid his opportunity.  I walked away knowing that God is very much in control of this situation. 

  • Catholic League Jamboree

    A handful of PAX threw together a beatdown this Sat at The Muscleship, thanks to the cancellation of the Jackson Day Race many of us were originally planning to run. As the PAX trickled in, it became apparent we would have quorum for the morning and kicked around a plan for the next hour, agreeing to split up the Q and play it by ear as we went. Here’s what we did:

    Warmup: IW, WM, Toy Soldiers, AC, Side Lunges, PP

    Round 1 w/Tool: Four circuits around NOMA, stopping at four different spots. Started in the front w/ascending squats on each of the step….approx 60-ish total. Then up the ramp for 10 burpees…planned on using the steps but closed for construction. Third stop in the back for 4 rounds of Sunday mornings…we may have broken some rules by doing them on a Sat. Fourth stop on the south side of NOMA was a circuit out of an old school playbook, perhaps originated by Side Effects, called The Tooth Fairy. Inclined Merkins starting on the first step, ascending as we went up 14 steps…105-ish total merkins.

    Round 2 w/Willie: We moseyed over to the festival grounds pavilion and each claimed a bench. Willie led us through a good mix of steps ups, declined merkins, dips, inclined merkins, and box jumps. Then circled up for a round of Jack Webs up to 10…always brings the burn. By this point, we somehow got to talking about high schools and we figured out we were all part of “The Catholic League”, representing 4 different schools, which then triggered some smack talk and friendly jabs.

    Round 3 w/Gabrielle. We moseyed back to base for Route 66 along Lelong Dr, stopping at each light post for 8-ct Body Builders, starting at 1 up to 11….66 total. Moseyed as a group back to the flag for some flutter kicks and ? before running out of time.

    COT, BOM, followed by coffeeteria.

    Despite the dreary forecast, we lucked out with the weather and made the most out of the morning. YHC enjoyed meeting Pop-a-Lock and the F2 that followed. Always a great way to start the day.

    Tool

  • Spontaneous Runday Sunday #1

    Not sure if today was the start of something new – or a flash in the pan. Tennis elbow has sidelined me from the #Sweatybells so when Bones pitched a Sunday run – I jumped at the chance.

    AM pick up of F3 Tiny Dancer in town from Nashville. He stayed at Sweaty Bells.

    I took the Q I guess – laid out our course and set the route.

    We ran from the Sweaty Bells launch on the Fly down to the parking garage at Children’s hospital back down Henry Clay to St Charles to Wolfpack Mtn and then back around the park to the FLY. That is it!

    Beautiful gloomy am run. Angie’s List and Quarterpipe took off – held back a bit by YHC. Bones was kind enough to stay with me and Tool until WPM. At WPM they let loose.

    They waited for us at the front of the park and then took off again. An awesome loop with lots of people watching and some good inclines on the two mountains. I will probably keep this going on Sundays for awhile. Talking with Angie’s List about mixing up the route every week – we will get back to you with a plan.

    Met for post beatdown coffee with the Sweaty Bells guys at PJS.

    SYITG-RY

  • Crazy 8s

    Conditions

    Mostly cloudy, 65 F, Feels like 66 F, Humidity 93%, Wind 8 MPH from ESE.

    Warm-up

    Imperial Walkers x 31; Shoulder Taps x 31; Arm Circles: Forward x 16, Backerds x 15; Windmills x 10

    The Thang

    Grab your favorite rock and circle up for the duration.  Crazy 8s with a Deck of Death.

    • Hearts – Ground ‘n Pound con roca.  Reps = card value (2-14)
    • Spades – Squat Thrust con roca.  Reps = card value (2-14)
    • Diamonds – Curl to Press con roca.  Reps = card value (2-14)
    • Clubs – Core Exercise on the card sin roca. Reps = card value + 10 for numbers; 25 for face cards, 50 for the ace
    • Jokers – Repeat the last exercise
    • 8s – Do 8 eight count body builders each time an 8 is drawn

    NMM

    • Apparently I walked in hot and late.  Thought I had perfect timing to coolly stroll in at 0530 and give the disclaimer flag in hand, but the mumblechatter revealed that it was 0531.
    • War Eagle continues to be a non-conformist with his rock selection.  In spite of all of his peers selecting the traditional Pontiff drainage rocks, he continues to use a man-made cinder block.  Will War Eagle’s non-conformity lead to amazing success like Bill Bradley’s granny shot free throws, or will he always be viewed as a nut job like the guy that works out barefoot with F3 Nola?  Only time will tell. 
    • Mahatma taught us all an important life principle today.  Mahatma had a misshapen rock that was not easy to handle for some of the exercises.  After a round where some of the Pax traded rocks, Mahatma ended up with Frac’s rock.  Those of you that have posted at Rock City or The Uptowner may be familiar with this beast of a rock.  It appears to be a nice oblong shape that would be easy to handle, but once you start with it, you learn that one side weighs about 35 pounds and the other side weighs 15.  Remember kids, whatever your struggles are in life, there’s always someone else out there that has it harder than you. 
    • I suggest we start naming rocks.  I imagine that the aforementioned rock did not take kindly to our talk about its one-sided girth.  I can hear it protesting “It’s not a toomah!” like Governor Arnold in Kindergarten cop.  Therefore this rock shall henceforth be known as Schwarzenegger. 
    • Strava had my total mileage today at 0.18 miles.  That’s a successful Uptowner in my book. 
  • Everyone Loves Jailhouse Rock, a Tribute to the King.

    Everyone Loves Jailhouse Rock, a Tribute to the King.

    In Tupelo, Mississippi, on January 8, 1935, in a two-room shotgun house in East Tupelo, then a separate municipality that some called the “roughest town in north Mississippi,” Elvis Aaron Presley was born. Times were hard in the U.S., especially in the South, when Elvis Presley entered this world. To be born poor then was not unusual. What was unusual about Elvis at his birth is that he was a twin. His twin brother, Jesse Garon, did not survive, making Elvis what is called today a “twin-less twin.”

    W/U

    • SSH x 35
    • HB x 35
    • IW x 35
    • AC x 18, Reverse x 17

    The Thang

    Don’t Be Cruel

    • Burp & Merk to 10 Merkins

    All Shook Up

    • Sit on your “throne” like Elvis and in COT style state your Hospital Name, F3 Name, & Favorite Elvis Song.   Hold until the end of the COT. (Jailhouse Rock is the clear favorite among F3 PAX. I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that it was the first song mentioned).

    We Can’t’ Go on Together with Suspicious Minds

    • Lunge Indian Run from track to road, then Indian Run to NOMA

    Find your twin Jesse Garon Presley for Dora 1-2-3

    • 100 Merkins
    • 200 Squats
    • 300 LBCs

    Indian Run back to the Flag.

    Counterama, Namerama, COT.  Happy Birthday Elvis!

    Thank you for the opportunity to Lead, Thank you very much,

    Da Parish

  • First Stomp of 2020

    First Stomp of 2020

    22 men came out in the darkened gloom to kick off 2020 with the 610 Stomp. No better way to start the year than a good run with your 22 best friends.

    The Thang

    YHC started with the basic disclaimer and gave the instructions for the morning run. Run out to the Wisner Bridge. Celebrate our run to the bridge with 10 celebration burpees. Run and back and forth over the bridge until the Q calls the time. Celebrate the end of the bridge runs with 10 more celebration burpees and run back to the flag.

    Important lesson learned this morning: Don’t follow Shuffles. Shuffles will go the long way. Shuffles can run faster than you, so take the short way to arrive at the same time as Shuffles.

    The Pax followed Shuffles the long way to the bridge and completed the 10 burpees at the base of the bridge. The pax proceeded to run back and forth over the 610 until YHC rounded everyone up to do 10 more burpees at 6:05. The pax ran back to the flag for the end.

    The Conclusion

    Count-off, Name-O-Rama, and one FNG. The Pax was off their game with name suggestions outside of Hawg who wanted to name the FNG something Canadian since the FNG was from Detroit. YHC went with Crazy Cat Guy. I hope he returns.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead. May we all lead and push one another throughout 2020.

  • Hawgcycle’s Running New Year’s Eve

    The Thang

    Run as far as you can in 22:30 and then turn around and come back. The goal was to try and run farther than you ever have at the Stomp. Some accomplished that. Shuffles, who doesn’t have a watch, ran to where he always does, the other side of the bridge, and turned around. A few saw the top of the bridge for the first time. Kuch garnered 18 achievements on Strava. YHC earned one.

    Another year in the books. Here’s to continued acceleration in 2020.