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  • Renaissance means Revival – from Triple Shift

    To hit my minimum requirement of two Qs a month, I had to get one in quick before January ended so I signed up for the Sunday Renaissance. With the New Year resolutions passing for many on quitting day (Jan 19th), the men of F3 NOLA yielded themselves to YHC and I didn’t want to disappoint. Time to bring out the sandbags and kettlebells for a revival of pumping iron (sand).

    YHC arrived with a few minutes before 6:30 am and a crowd was present. Along with that crowd came the subsequent mumblechatter. In fact, it was in rare form as the pax was trying their best to distract me from my mission to help these men accelerate. Enough of the chirping and I called out Burpees in cadence up to 10 and things settled down. We performed Imperial Walkers, Low Slow Squats, Open the Gate, Close the Gate, Arm Circles (forward and backward) and closed out with 10 burpees in cadence.

    THE THANG
    We would perform 5 burpees, 10 body rows (flat part of hand rails), 15 Kettlebell swings, and 20 squats then run around NOMA x 5.
    After that round of exercises, we went to the fountain for one legged glute bridges x 10 IC each leg and then Bulgarian Split Squats x 5 IC each leg
    With time running short, we went to the back of NOMA and did three Sunday Mornings.

    COT
    Countoff, Namerama, and intentions. Prayers for MacGyver’s health, Cheese Steak’s son in law and son. Thank you for the opportunity to lead!

  • Roller Derby – from Vagabond

    Pax split into tag teams of 4 and competed to bear crawl pushing two 5 gallon water jugs around the perimeter of the great lawn. Did 100 big bois. Pax choice of exercises with rocks. 6 mins of jump rope.

  • Wet & Wild with Napoleon on Crack! – from Fracsac

    Torrential rains for a brief but brutal period the night before left the track and inner field looking more like a community pool than a field. Lucky for the Pax, YHC arrived early and set a few things up.

    Flag planted, classic rock on the speaker, disclaimer given, mosey in a direction to get us in a parking lot on the back side.

    Warmup with regular stuff, no clubbin though. We got stuff to do! Threw some Tempo Merkins in for good measure.

    Left leg and right leg power ups x 20 at the benches where they do pseudo yoga. Added 15 dips in between

    Mosey to where the cones were set up. 11 burpees at start, bear crawl to cone 10 burpees, continue the backwards Route 66 down to 1 burpee.

    Mosey to gymn where we did some Sunday Mornings x 3 on Hump Day!

    Mosey back to the cones, each pax stand near a cone. 5 burpees to get the pax to listen.

    The end pax throws the frisbee 2 pax down, receiving pax unable to move. If HIM catches it, continue down the line. If frisbee is dropped, 4 burpees for the group. 9 sets of burpees or 36 more. Add the 5 and 66 previously and we did 107 total.

    Mosey to the flag for CoT

    NMM

    It was great to see Napoleon from Birmingham back, and he brought Sergeant Crack with him!

    66 burpees , plus the 5 and then 9 sets of 4 burpees for frisbee drops, or 36 more, gave a total of 107! Well done!

    YHC kept the pax feet semi dry.

    Thanks for posting with me!

    SYITG

  • Rock The Renaissance – from Fracsac

    The Renaissance started off with a speaker blasting classic rock and facing the bacon to warm up. YHC was counting cadence but the Pax were too quiet. That brought a 5 burpees penalty. Pax were louder, then dropped off again, which brought 5 more burpees! That got their attention!

    Mosey to light posts for a Vagabond reverse Route 66. Start with 11 burpees and work down to 1.

    Mosey back to the fountain for stations with a 53# kettlebell sandbag, a 60# sandbag (sweetness) and Triple Shifts wee 40# sandbag. A jump rope and a frisbee made their way in too.

    EMOM to get out last burpees to hit 100.

    A few minutes left so to the side of the museum for Sunday Mornings.

    COT

    100% attended Coffeteria.

    SYITG

  • Maverick++ and 99 Burpees – from Rudy

    Brisk Mothership morning. 12 PAX in the cool gloom came out to better themselves. YHC wanted to reward them – and what better way than with burpees.

    Mosey over to the Peristyle for a quick warm up of some stretching and SSH/IW.

    Thing 1: YHC went way back in the backblast archives looking for something new, and found what Reluctant Yankee termed “The Maverick” from July 2015. But – YHC wanted to one-up them. The Maverick was 11s. What one-ups 11s? A larger number. So in honor of the 220th anniversary of Louis XVI’s beheading – we went for 16s.

    16 Squat Jumps to start, in the Peristyle. Run to the benches, stopping for 1 Hand Release Merkin on the way. Then 1 Dip. Return for 15/2/2. 14/3/3. You get the idea. That was a gasser… Way to go, SOGO and Mahatma (the early finishers) as they pushed the rest of us through to completion. Spaulding’s form was, as always, impeccable.

    YHC was accused of running away, merely because he had to return to his car to get…. The Deck o’ Death. Mosey to the center of the newly-resurrected Great Lawn.

    Thing 2: Hearts = Burpees, Diamonds = Squats, Clubs = Sit Ups, Spades = More Hand Release Merkins (Kennah Brah started griping about that early). Meanwhile, because Macgyver refused to pay attention, he drew a 5 burpee penalty while the rest of the PAX waited. Then the cards began. Out of the gate, Squats took the early lead. But then Hearts started showing. Again. And again. Forever it seemed.

    20 mins later, 26 cards down, YHC called it – so we could get to the last thing. 12 of 26 cards were BurpeeHearts. Frac reported that we did a total of 91 burpees.

    Thing 3: A few rounds of Tyson, with Core exercises. Sprint half-way on the lawn, 10 reps. Sprint to the end, 10 reps, Sprint halfway back, 10 reps, Sprint to the end, 10 reps. Start with V-Ups. YHC instructed PAX who finished first to keep going until the 6 finished 10 reps. Several of the PAX revolted – leading to a 5 Burpee penalty (96 burpees, YHC thought to himself).

    Then we did rounds of Freddy Mercury, Wife Pleasers, and Hello Dolly. Heisenberg and Frac TRIED to get additional penalty burpees to hit 100. But YHC would not bite.

    7:29 – time to head back to the flag. BUT WAIT: 3 more burpees, just because. 99 burpees total.

    COT: Close up with a count-off and name-o-rama. Lots of stuff going on, especially running – Run Cajun Run, Krazy Ivan and City Pork. Several intentions – new life (congrats Disclaimer!) and sad passings. Prayers go with those heading to the next stage of life, and for comfort for those they have left (temporarily).

    And prayers for Spaulding’s friend suffering from Shingles. PSA: The shingles vaccine. If you haven’t (looks askance at himself), please get it. It is painful and 100% unnecessary to suffer through. That is all.

  • Mothership Tribute to Cardinal – from Fracsac

    6 men paid another tribute to F3 Cardinal by completing his VQ at the Mothership.

    Warm-o-Roma
    15- Side Straddles Hops
    10- Tempo Merkins*
    10- Flutter Kicks Double Count
    10- Little Baby Arm Circles Forward
    10- “ “ Backward
    10- Hallujahs
    10- Knoxville Cherry Pickers*
    20 Sec. Samson Hold*
    PHELPS it out
    10- Willie Mayes Hayes
    Workout
    “Card’s Run and Repeat”
    5- Burpees – Moment of silence. Burpee Counter 10
    Big Boys
    Heels to Heaven
    Run to the opposite corner of the Great lawn and repeat (approximately 160 meters)
    Run back to original corner of great lawn.
    10- Burpees Burpee Counter 30
    Little Baby Crunches
    Mt. Climbers Double Count
    Run to the other corner and repeat and run back
    15- Burpees Burpee Counter 60
    Air Squats
    Freddy Mercury’s
    Run to the other corner and repeat and run back
    When you return hold squat until all Pax have finished
    As a group if there is time
    20- Burpees Burpee Counter 100

    We continued beyond with the following as we still had 25 minutes to go.

    Right leg power ups x 10
    Left leg power up x 10
    Dips x 10
    Bulgarian split squats x 10 (Left and Right)

    Bear crawl and burpees on the Great Lawn:
    Bear crawl to tree 1 – 5 burpees
    Bear crawl to tree 2 – 4 burpees
    Continue until tree 5 – 1 burpee

    120 Burpees total

    Mary

    COT where the Q read the piece from the Accidental Adventurer by Matt Crossman, aka F3 Ralph. F3 is a gift, and I’d be lost without you guys. Continue to share this gift with other men as it is needed.

    I love each and every one of you.

    SYITG

  • Life by Burpee – from Heisenberg

    Warm-up IC IW x20, Abe Vigoda 15, Grass Grabbers x 15, SSH x 31, Arm Circles x 20, 8-Count Body Builders x 10

    The Thangs:
    Alternating Lunge Walks/Bear Crawls with five burpees at each of the ten cones for 100 yards

    Mosey to locked fence and back to endzone for . . . . .

    Death by Burpees – With one-minute rounds we started with one burpee, and added a burpee with each successive minute. The first 5 minutes were almost a waste of time. Minutes 6-10 were a little more exciting as the time available for rest continued to decline. I ran out of time at round 12. I am not sure if anyone made it past round 14. Rudy insisted we complete round 15. Rudy has developed an affinity for burpees.

    Back across the field to use up the remaining 10 or so minutes.
    LBC, Flutter Kicks, LBT’s, Low Slow Squats, Monkey Humpers, Wife Pleasers, American Hammers and 10 more burpees.

    TClaps to Triple Shift for doing much of the above with a sandbag.

    I executed approximately 160 burpees bringing my 2023 burpee total to 1400

  • What Did You Say?!? – from War Eagle

    [Overcast, Cool, 66 Degrees]

    5:15 – YHC arrived early to survey the landscape.

    5:17 – YHC realized that the park has not been providing light. A 6:57 sunrise would not allow us to throw a black football.

    5:19 – Reminded that YHC is on IR and cannot do burpees

    5:20 – Still bringing the SUCK

    5:27 – “I hear a train a comin’”

    5:29 – Disclaimer

    5:30 – LET’S GO!

    WARM-O-RAMA (middle of the football field)

    Abe Vigoda’s X 10
    Grassgrabbers X 10
    SSH X 31
    Hillbillies X 15
    Peter Parkers X 10
    Arm Circles X 10 (Forward & Reverse)

    THE THANG (baseball field near the gym)
    *9 trees*

    ROUND 1

    1 Bonnie Blair, 1 Squat
    2 Bonnie Blair, 2 Squat
    3 Bonnie Blair, 3 Squat… to 9

    Round 2

    1 Honest Merkin, 2 Air Press
    2 Honest Merkin, 4 Air Press
    3 Honest Merkin, 6 Air Press…to 9

    Round 3

    Rinse & Repeat: Bonnie Blair round
    As YHC gave this instruction, a mumble in gloom was heard using language that would make a prisoner blush. It’s ok, Boo Boo was punished accordingly.

    ROUND 4

    9 – 8 Count Body Builders
    8 – 8 Count Body Builders
    7 – 8 Count Body Builders…to 1

    Mary back at the football field

    COT

    Prayers for our city

  • Attack the Dawn with Burpees and Happy Birthday Igor! – from Heisenberg

    After some discussion about how to avoid car thefts we moseyed to the Peristyle for a warmup.
    Warmup – OYO 10 Burpees, Pledge of Allegiance, IC IW x 20, OYO 4 Burpees, IC Grass Grabbers x 10, OYO 4 Burpees, IC Abe Vigoda x 10, OYO 4 Burpees, IC Arm Circles X10 Front X 10 Back, , OYO 4 Burpees, IC Plank Jacks x 10, Peter Parker x 10, Parker Peter x 10. Mosey to F3 Fountain for a breather, Mosey to Circle Garden OYO 4 Burpees, Mosey to Roosevelt* Mall
    Route 66 – Starting at the first bench with 1 Burpee and running to next bench adding a burpee at each bench. At bench 7 we lunge walked between benches.
    Hades – Mosey to the City Park Practice Track – Run 100, Jog 100, Run 200, Jog 200, Run 400, Jog 400
    7×7 – Mosey back to Roosevelt Mall and head for the famous Tool Wall. At each bench we did 7 V-Ups for approximately 7 benches.
    Tool Wall – with time running out we did IC 25 Calf Raises
    COT – we were joined by Hawg, Rudy and El Guapo as they finished their 10 miler.

    Coffee at PJ’s on Canal – Be on the Lookout for a new CSAUP involving 5k repeats and roasted pigs and details the first ever NOLA hosted F3 Nation GTE Grow Run in 2023.

    *Did you know Teddy Roosevelt was F3 material? President Theodore Roosevelt was known to be an advocate of physical fitness and regularly engaged in outdoor activities such as hiking and horseback riding. Even as president, he was active enough to put much younger people to shame. “While in the White House,” Roosevelt wrote, “I always tried to get a couple of hours’ exercise in the afternoons.” A couple hours a day! As president! The occasionally sore Theodore Roosevelt, who chose the “strenuous life”—playing tennis or taking cold swims in Rock Creek or the Potomac? Even when he was injured (for instance, he lost sight in one eye from a boxing incident while president. He as also the inspiration for the GoRuck 50 Mile Star Course. He reportedly encouraged members of the military to participate in long hikes to promote physical fitness and discipline. One famous example of this was in 1913, when Roosevelt led a group of soldiers on a “50-mile hike” from Washington, D.C. to Baltimore in just 20 hours. The hike was meant to demonstrate the importance of physical fitness and the need for soldiers to be in top condition. **

    **Sourced from Discipline Is Destiny (The Stoic Virtues by Ryan Holiday) with an assist from ChatGPT

  • Frac Had A Heart Attack! – from Charmin

    YHC has been meaning to Q and to lead for a little while now so when I saw the Q sheet was empty for today I decided to grab it. I also had some songs in mind so I was itching to Q.

    Warm o Rama with some of the regulars.

    SSH x 20
    IW x 20
    Hillbillies x 20
    Grass Grabbers x 15
    Peter Parkers x 10
    Parker Peters x 10

    Songs:

    The monkey and the rabbit

    2 Monkey Humpers when you hear Monkey
    2 Bunny Hops when you hear Rabbit
    1 Good Morning when you hear Lion
    Seal Claps otherwise

    Contact by Phish
    1 Burpee when you hear the Road (24 Total Burpees)
    10 Burpees when you hear “it’s been towed”
    Morracan Night Clubs otherwise

    Dora
    67 Burpees
    200 Squats
    300 LBC’s
    Timer is one person running to 50 yards and back

    Wave of Merkins
    Circle up, get into plank position, first person does one merkin, then the next person to the right does a merkin, stay in plank position the entire time otherwise. Should look like a wave flowing around the circle, until you get back to the first person who then performs 2 merkins, repeat all the way up to 6 Merkins thanks to Mahatma’s encouragement.

    Frac ended up having a “heart attack” at the end with ~5 minutes left. The pax, while realizing the situation was pretend, knew what to do. Kenner Brah understood the assignment a little too well but other than that I think we are mostly prepared incase someone has a heart attack.

    We debriefed the situation in the COT.