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Tag: Vagabond

  • Minimal run at The Scrum – from Boo-Boo

    Tired and sore from the weekend, YHC was greeted by a very chipper Vagabond and Fracsac. Hokie looked like I was feeling, and RevSox (the guy who is from the most northern latitude of all of F3 NOLA) expressed his disdain for the cold, despite having less exposed skin than any of the other PAX.

    A very short mosey to the running path for normal warmup exercises and mountain man poopers. 100% dancing participation was noted during Moroccan Nightclubs. It was that kind of morning.

    To RevSox’s dismay, there was a clandestine agreement not to run on this particular morning. Instead, our mode of transportation would be Boo-Boo style BLIMPS, which consisted of karaoke and Bernie Sanders while traveling to each bench. At each bench along the way to the soccer field, the PAX did the following:

    10 burpees
    20 Lunges (2 is 1)
    30 Incline merkins
    40 Monkey humpers
    50 Pickle pounders
    60 Squats

    Once at the soccer field and again to the dismay of RevSox bc of burpees and the lack of running, the 300 was explained. PAX paired off in corners of half of the soccer field. PAX 1 of each group would begin an exercise designated to that corner, while the other PAX completed 10 burpees, then they switched. PAX 2 would pick up where PAX 1 left off in the count. Rinse and repeat until 75 of the designated exercise was completed. Then both PAX would bear crawl in a counterclockwise direction to the next corner to complete 75 reps of another exercise in the same format. The designated exercises for this 300 were Squats, Shoulder taps, LBCs, and Merkins.

    After completing the 300, it was over to the bleachers for a round of 20 dips followed by right leg step ups, then 20 more dips, followed by left leg step ups.

    A mosey back towards the flag to keep RevSox happy. Ended with four minutes of
    Mary.

    COT and done!

    Leading a group of leaders is always an honor.

  • Hawg and the Dummies – from Rev Sox

    The Wally Run began at 5:15 with Hawg, Two Yutes, and YHC. Two dummies and the Captain of Who Dat? Hot and Spicy (or something like that). The dummies and hog ran 1.25 miles by 5:30 when the remainder of the Pax arrived.

    The rest of the Pax started the run at 5:30 with numbers leaning heavily in favor of the Dummy Runners. Good showing team. It’s the Wally, so everyone ran until 6:15 followed by the count-off, name-O-rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer.

  • Can we do 1 round of BLIMPS for 45 min? – from Mambi

    YHC signed up on the Q sheet weeks prior to the actual Q. The night before, YHC looked at the weather forecast and noticed it just might be the coldest day of the year as well as wet. On top of that YHC was notified that we will have 2 PAX joining down range. Ethanol and Sgt. Crack from F3 East Alabama. Knowing the boys from Alabama was joining YHC knew he had to pull out a beat down they would remember. So before hitting the rack for the night, YHC create list of exercise for the beat down.
    At 5:30 am YHC did the disclaimer and instructed PAX to grab a rock at the rock pile then head to the parking lot.
    Once at the parking lot, circled up for warmups 10 minutes of your typical warmup exercises. Ended with a long over extended arm exercise. Just had to do it.
    YHC gave the description for THANG, with a few PAX confused on the concept, so a further explanation was needed. PAX had a better understanding, so we go it on.
    YHC pulled this right from the F3 Nation’s Exicon
    Hindenburg BLIMPS.
    Modified version of BLIMPS. Done on a field (we did it in the Parking lot). Perform exercise at corner #1, sprint to corner #2, perform exercise. Sprint to corner #3 perform exercise. Then to corner #4, exercise and then back to corner #1. Plank it up until all have finished. That’s one round. Round 1 – 10 Burpees; Round 2 – 20 Lunges; Round 3 – 30 Imperial Walkers; Round 4- 40 Merkins; Modifications: Round 5 – 50 Plank (we did plank Jacks at corner #1 and corner #2, and 50 Squats at corner #3 and corner #4.
    YHC looked at the timer and it took the entire 35 minutes to complete the Hindenburg BLIMPS. If you are looking for something to do for your next Q, try this. The rest of the PAX will love you for it.
    With time expiring we gather our rocks and drop them off at the rock pile and return to the flag for COT.
    Announcements and Pray.

  • Burn the Baggage – from Vagabond

    Warmup with Renaissance choir music

    Read 1 Corinthians 9:24-27

    My invitation on Mumblechatter: “Contemplation + Encouragement at Renaissance tomorrow for Pax seeking a specific change in their existence. Bring a piece of personal “baggage” that needs to be burned through a purposeful, strenuous beatdown. We’ll leave it all on the steps of NOMA and become better together 💪🏽“

    With suitcase (baggage) open, I appealed to Pax to share something in life that needs to change. Something you need to let go
    – Anger / unforgiveness
    – Habit
    – Negative feeling
    – addiction
    – Something you’ve been postponing – that you need to do
    – Lie you’ve believed
    – Doesn’t have to be dramatic: (food, drink, TV)
    – Can be unspoken
    – What happens at NOMA stays at NOMA (confidential)
    – Let’s follow up with each other for accountability

    Pax picks “penance” from Menu of Discomfort
    Everyone does exercise together
    End: scribe writes it down and throw in fire and burn it

    Sunday mornings and COT

  • Take me to the River (OG) – from Thumb War

    Warmup:
    Hillbillies
    SSH
    GG
    Parker peters
    Mountain climbers
    Arm circles F&B
    Seal claps
    MNC’s

    Moseyed to the large parking lot for a couple routines on about 100 yards of Asphalt. **I treated the Pax to a River themed playlist. Took “Proud Mary” for Gabby to pick up on this.

    Routine 1: Quarter Pounder

    Sprint to the 25 yards and Do 25 merkins, Run backwards to Goal And Sprint to the 50 and do 50 squats, Backwards to Goal Line sprint to the 75 and do 75 plank jacks, Run backwards to the goal line and sprint to the hundred and do 100 SSH. mix and match exercises for the reps.

    Routine 2: Red Barchetta (Gabby seemed disappointed that YHC didn’t have the supporting song.)

    100 Yard Dash then 100 SSHs, run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 75 yard dash then 75 mountain climbers, run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 50 yard dash then 50 LBCs, run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 25 yard dash then 25 shoulder taps (2 is 1), run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 10 yard dash then 10 burpees, run back to start point and plank/wait for six.

    Moseyed to the amphitheater where Vagabond admired the rock formation on the batture and brought to YHC’s attention

    Left legged step ups
    DIPS
    Right legged step ups
    Incline merkins

    Pick out a rock for squats, more step ups (weighted this time) and derkins

    Mosey to flag for Quick Mary

    Tin snips
    And T-square led Lazy boys

    COT – continued prayers for T-Square’s rockstar M

    Hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did. Thanks and til next time. Peace

  • Pax Choice: Truth or Lie – from Vagabond

    Warmup

    Truth or Lie:
    – confessor stands in middle and says truth or lie about himself
    – others call out whether they believe or think it’s B.S….lie red light; truth white light
    – pax who are correct 15 merkins
    – pax who are wrong 5 rock burpees at tree line 20 yards away
    – if everyone guesses confessor accurately then confessor gets 10 burpees (ie, hand Grenada)

    btw- some pax believed I had 1 testicle (sheesh)

    Then onward to Gazebo circle up and pick cards from dish round circle:

    10 burpees, or…pick 1:
    30 merkins
    30 big bois sit-ups

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    25 dips
    20 box cutters (4 count)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    20 thrusters
    30 curls

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    20 tricep extension
    20 forward lunges (2is1)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    20 American hammers w/rock (R/L = 1)
    25 overhead press

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    30 step ups (4 count) w/rock
    20 decline shoulder taps (2is1)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    20 V-ups
    25 LBCs (4 count)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    8 rock burpees
    30 rows

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    15 reverse lunges (2is1) w/rock
    bear crawl gazebo perimeter

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    Sprint to gym and back
    10 Bulgarian split squat (R/L)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    20 plank jacks (4 count)
    30 squats w/rock

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    15 imperial squat walkers (4 count)
    20 side step squats w/rock (1is1)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    50 side straddle hops (OYO)
    30 Bobby Hurley (OYO)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    20 kettle bell swings (1is1)
    15 wife pleasers w/rock (4 count)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    20 Plank rock slide R/L (1is1)
    15 London Bridge (4 count)

    10 burpees, or…pick1:
    Double time rifle carry rock around hill
    20 flutter w/rock (4count)

    COT

  • Where is Snoooooze? and Popeye’s is closed – from Hokie

    There were 10 Pax showing up at two sites.

    Frac, Hokie, Gabby & Catfish attempted to re-launch Popeye’s only to find Lafreniere locked up…. upon redirecting ourselves to what promised to bve a fine beatdown by Snooze we headed to Rock City to find Bogey, Hand Grenada, Tenderloin, Triple and Vagabond standing around waiting for 0530 and Snooze when what should appear was not St. Nick but Mahatma with a flag and disclaimer.

    We moseyed to the middle of the field for a circle of rotating warm up Q’s and exercises.

    Still no Snooze we moseyed to the bleachers for warm up Merkins as we ascended the bleachers… 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12 & 14

    Now mosey onto the playground for three rounds of three pull ups… and one scary moment as Vagabond took a hard left into a crossbar across the nose…By the grace of God, no stitches and as of this writing he is ok

    As Q’s continued to rotate and there was some mumbling about burpees, we ventured to the rock pile where Bogey took the lead with “impeccable directions” of “grab a rock with some weight to do some exercises and mosey over yonder”. As we wondered, some of us discovered we really could do two things at once, … like walk and curl, then … stop and disobey 😉

    We rifle carried and curled, then stopped and squated 😉 Now mosey some more with indigenous walk while carrying rocks towards the parking lot where Vagabond jumped back in with some control… a descending ladder of thrusters, lunges and russian twists (10, 8, 6, 4 & 2)

    Noting we were running out of time, we started our way back to drop off the rocks and Hand Grenada wrapped us up with dying cock roaches, wife pleasers (where cries of “Where’s Heisenberg?” were heard) and wrapping up with LBC’s.

    Back to our flag and Tenderloin (who knocked out 3/4 of a mile) and our COT.

    At Coffeeteria we met up with Kenner Brah who said he and Heisenberg went to The Joy at Erlanger

  • Who Wears Short Shorts at Renaissance – from Thumb War

    Ideal conditions: Temp was around 38 belt felt like the 20’s with the wind chill.

    Pax (7):
    Thumb War (Q)
    Triple Shift who pulled up just after me around 6:15 and made a lap around the Big Lake to warmup
    Frac Sac
    Catfish in his hunter’s orange and flops
    Heisenberg – Holy Shit. Pictures are worth a 1,000 words, but I was concerned about balls to the wall later in our workout. Let’s just say he’s Crazy Ivan ready, presuming he’s recovered from his knee scope
    Hokie Pokie – fully clothed and layered like me.
    Vagabond – clearly envious of Heisenberg

    Warm-a-Rama all IC:
    Hillbillies – unbeknownst to Catfish that LSU had a basketball team and lost to ArKANSAS the day prior felt I owed these to Hawgcyle
    Abe Vagodas
    SSH Burpees – 5 SSH by 2 Burpees (25/10 Total)
    Bat Wings
    Self love
    Mountain climber

    Mosey to the Big Lake bridge for bench work:

    Left leg step ups
    Dips
    Right leg step ups
    Incline Merkins
    Box jumps
    London bridges

    Mosey to Singing Oak Tree for Ring of Fire – 3 rounds holding Al Gore and then 10 Squats. The chimes very melodious and meditative and had be contemplating a yoga audible.

    From Singing Tree, we Bataan Death Marched or Burpee Catch Me If You Can Indian Run to the Foundry (3 burpees)

    Quarter MURPH on your own
    25 Pull Ups
    50 Merkins or Big Boy Sit ups
    75 Squats

    5 rounds of Sunday Mornings – 10 Air Presses or Overhead claps in the peoples chair, followed by 5 donkey kicks, on the 5th donkey kick up to Balls to the Wall with one merkin/shoulder press. That’s one. Heisenberg said everything stayed in.

    Mary
    Flutter Kicks, Tin snips, Freddie Mercuries, Penguins to wrap up it up 7:15

    In COT it was encouraged to reconnect with any sad clowns among us. Those we haven’t see in a while. Also Run Cajun Run “team” format presents a great opportunity to EH and introduce to F3.

    100% participation at Coffeeteria plus Gabby.

    I’m certain of one thing. Tthe cold was no much for this group this morning.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead my first Renaissance. Thank you for showing up!

  • Time Out! Stretch & Recovery – from Vagabond

    Q did not have experience leading a stretch session so he used a routine from @Scantron:

    Intermittent burpees by Frac and merkins by Air Wolf.

    After an intense week of beatdowns it was appropriate to let the bodies mend.