F3 New Orleans

Tag: Vagabond

  • 7 Men of The Renaissance

    7 Men of The Renaissance

    Even at 0630 the heat and the humidity were present, but 7 men committed to give it their all and push through it. A brief disclaimer was given, followed by a short mosey to the NOMA steps for a warmup:

    • SSH IC x 31
    • IW IC x 15
    • Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    • GG IC x 10
    • Bat wings – AC fwd and back, OH Clap, Seal Clap, Moroccan Night Club

    Start off with Ascending ‘mericans on the steps of NOMA. Start with 1 at the bottom and increase to 8 at the top.

    Mosey to some cones set up about 30 yards apart in the grass. Here’s what happened:

    • Bear Crawl IC to midway, followed by 10 ‘mericans, then bear crawl to the end IC followed 10 more ‘mericans
    • Lunge Walk IC/monkey humpers IC on the way back
    • 11’s OYO, with Burpees on one side, run between, Bonnie Blairs on the other end (2 is 1 on BB’s)

    Circle up for Embrace The Suck:

    • 7 SSH’s, 7 ‘mericans, 7 Bobby Hurleys continuously OYO for 3 minutes
    • 1 minute rest
    • 3 more minutes of The Suck

    Mosey behind NOMA for Sunday Mornings

    • 10 air presses in Peoples Chair, 5 Donkey Kicks, followed by 1 BTTW Shoulder Press (That’s 1) x 5
    • Finish with Rocky Balboas IC x 15

    Mosey back to the 3 Shovel Flags for COT

    NMM

    This was Door Dash’s first visit to The Renaissance, he’s a solid The View guy. Glad to see him make it out.

    Iron Pax Challenge is coming up in September, so sign up and help NOLA show The Nation how awesome we are.

    Both of my recent Q’s (Friday and Sunday) The Suck has made an appearance. If you need to work on increasing one’s endurance, this is the one to bring! That Bat Wing thing came back too, it’s great to prep the arms for a work out.

    What a great way to start the week, followed by our regular awesome coffeteria!

    SYITG

  • Black Jack Twenty One’s

    Black Jack Twenty One’s

    A half dozen pax mustered on the NOMA entrance after the disclaimer for a quick warm-up.  We then moseyed to 7 areas around the south lagoon for 21 reps of 21 exercises OYO.  Covered about 1.5 miles.  Need to get the bugs worked out on the counts but otherwise everything went smoothly. The Park is a perfect beatdown background.

    21×21

    1. Burpees
    2. Monkey humpers
    3. Dying cockroaches
    4. Derkins
    5. Jump squats
    6. Big boys
    7. Plank jacks
    8. Prisoner lunges
    9. Flutters
    10. Decline shoulder taps
    11. Step-ups
    12. V-ups
    13. Elbow up downs
    14. Squat kicks
    15. LBCs
    16. Plank alternating toe touches
    17. Hillbillies
    18. Hello Dolly
    19. Floyd Maywethers (incline plank with forward punches)
    20. Imperial walkers
    21. Wife pleaser

    Closed with 3 reps of obligatory Sunday Mornings, then COT, the best part

  • The 7 of Diamonds

    Conditions:  76 degrees.  Humidity 82%.  Wind 4mph form NNW

    Caloric Burn – 520

    Warm-up

    SSH x 31; IW x 25; Don Quioxtes x 15; LSS x 20; Bat Wings (Forward AC x 22; Backerds AC x 22; Seal Claps x 22; OH Claps x 22; Moroccan NCs x 47)

    The Thang

    7 of Diamonds – 7 trips around the bases….Nolan Ryans between each trip. 

    • Round 1 – 7 8CBBS at each base
    • Round 2 – 14 Merkins at each base
    • Round 3 – 21 Monkey-Humpers at each base
    • Round 4 – 28 LBCs at each base
    • Round 5 – 21 Monkey-Humpers at each base
    • Round 6 – 14 Merkins at each base
    • Round 7 – 7 8CBBs at each base

    Finished with a Nod to the three teams that retired Nolan Ryan’s Jersey

    • Texas Rangers – Ranger Merkins x 15
    • California Angels aka Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim aka Los Angeles Angels – Australian Snow Angels x 10
    • Houston Astros – Jack Ass(tro) – 1:2 ratio of Squats to Bonnie Blairs…we went to 6 squats 12 Bonnie Blairs when time was called

    NMM

    • Vagabond is seeing the benefits to the Bat Wings.  He attributes them to several benefits in his life.  His shoulders feel better, he’s sleeping better, he’s lost weight, his love life has improved, he’s paying lower taxes….
    • Fun facts about Nolan Ryan….he was pretty much the most unhittable pitcher ever.  One of 5 hall of famers with more strikeouts than innings pitched.  Most strikeouts ever – 5714 which is 839 more than Randy Johnson, who is second on the list.  Lowest batting average allowed in a career – .204.  7 no hitters, 12 1-hitters, 18 2-hitters, and 31 3-hitters – all the most in history.
    • He was also the wildest pitcher to have such a long career.  Most walks in history and it isn’t close.  2795 career walks, which is 962 more than Steve Carlton in 2nd place  This means he had 50% more walks than anyone in baseball history.  Robin Ventura was one of 158 batters that he hit.  And he threw 277 wild pitches, which is a major league record. 
    • Nolan Ryan went all out.  He lived the go big or go home motto and it led to a career full of both success and failure.    

  • Making Monday Great Again

    Five pax gathered by the rock pile after the disclaimer for SSH, Grass Grabber, Single foot balance raises, L/R Squat toe touches, Peter Parker, Mtn. Climber, Windmills.

    GYM CIRCUMNAVIGATION:  3 sets of 12 reps of four maneuvers:  dirkins, big boys, jump squats, hillbilly.  Run to back of gym, reverse ascend the wide ramp, 6 donkey kicks, return to front for another round via the ramp in front. Capped with calf raises.

    FOOTBALL FIELD O’ PAIN:  bear crawl while pushing rock 15 yards, then at 20 yard intervals, ALL WITH ROCK:  10x Turkish getups, 10x prisoner kneels, 10x lunge twist, 10x burpees rock lifts.  Returned back across field doing same thing with 6 reps apiece.  At end zone 15 curls, 10 tricep extensions.

    RING O’ FIRE: 3x around:  hold rock in squat, then extend arms holding  7 secs, and then hold rock directly overhead for one time around

    Count, ID, COT Sharing / Prayer.

    mmmBop is leaving for Hawaii soon… will miss him, but dude I be jelly furreal.

    God bless the F3Nola brotherhood.

  • Buying the Bundle

    Conditions:  Humid

    Warm-UP

    IW x 31; Bat Wings and Moroccan Robin (Forward Arm Circles x 20; Backards Arm Circles x 20, Seal Claps x 25, Overhead Claps x 25, Moroccan Night Clubs x 31) #Crowd Pleaser; Low Slow Squats x 15; Don Quixote x 10; Peter Parker x 15; Merkins x 15; Parker Peter x 15; Justifier Reflection x 15; Flutters x 15

    The Thang

    Bear Crawl to the Rock Pile (approximately 250 yards)

    Carry a Big Rock and a one handed rock to the Gym (approximately 100 yards)

    Wall Work:  Ball to the Wall; Ascending Testicles, Down and Dirty x 15; Chicken Peckers x 15; Hip Slappers x 15

    Carry Rocks back to the Rock Pile (Approximately 100 yards)

    Lunge walk x 40 yards

    Bear Crawl 60 yards

    NMM

    • My advertisement of a Low Impact Workout was more successful than anticipated.  I was pleasantly surprised to see 8 High Impact Men at my Low Impact workout.  I am sure The Boge, MmmmmBop, Vagabond, and even Hand Grenada were up for something Low Impact after the horrible things Hand Grenada made us do on Monday (Basically Sprint a mile with a 35 pound rock on your shoulder).  The meaner, leaner Gabby has been struggling with an injury to his svelty body and also seems to be in some kind of exclusive coffee tasting club with War Eagle and The Boge, which explains why they all wanted to be here.  Tool and JV came from afar because they love intrigue. 
    • After the initial Bear Crawl, Hand Grenada suggested that I with my promise of a low impact workout I was selling him a Bundle of goods that sounded good, but that he in fact did not want or need.
    • I have so missed JV’s labor pains.  They were in fine form during the initial bear crawl
    • There is a lot of perseveration on genitalia in the names of the wall exercises.  I did not name them   I got them off the F3 Nation website.  I can only imagine they were named by a 6th grader in an old man’s body. 
    • I’m a fan of these wall exercises.  Props to Ethanol
    • The new non-shovel Shovel Flag that Vagabond is flying should be the new standard in F3 Nola Shovel Flags. 
  • La Vue de D’gloom

    La Vue de D’gloom

    Four pax rallied for the 60-minute beatdown.  Circled up for warmup by the shoreline for SSH, windmill, peter parker, parker peter, mtn climber, caterpillar, arm circles f/b, grass grabber, low slow squats, self lovin’.

    Moseyed westward to the benches.

    7s over the levee:   cataline wine mixer, 5x prisoner kneels, wife pleaser situps, 5x reverse lunges down levee

    Tabata sequence with rocks + 80s Rock:  ~1 min w/20 sec recovery

    • Lunge twist with rock
    • Flutters
    • On back vertical rock lift
    • Slow burpees
    • On back horizontal rock rotation
    • Hello dolly
    • Plank moving rock R/L
    • American hammer w/rock
    • J Lo
    • Curls

    Moseyed back to concrete ramp:  35s

    • 7 burpees
    • 14 dirkins
    • 21 incline situps
    • 28 side squats
    • 35 x  2 penquins

    Abs

    • 20x LBC
    • 20x Freddy M.
    • 20x Dying C.

    To burn down the clock, onward to levee for several Hawg-style descents forward, ascents backward (heavily modified by Vagabond)

    Circle ‘round flag, count / ID / COT

    God bless F3Nola – Strength and Honor

  • Start with Shoes off???

    Start with Shoes off???

    At 0630 after a brief intro and disclaimer by Hokie, Hokie and Catfish decided to lead 4 Pax in some new stuff focusing on strengthening our feet, arches of our feet, and toes by asking the Pax to remove their shoes.

    Part of the disclaimer by Hokie was not all workouts have to be beatdowns, even when Catfish is involved 😉 The links for these new exercises are https://posturedirect.com/how-to-fix-flat-feet/ and https://posturedirect.com/improve-your-ankle-dorsiflexion/

    We did have a 5th Pax join us during our Foot Focus warm ups

    After 10 minutes of foot focused exercises we continued our warm up with big arm circles both forward and backward and Abe Vigodas

    The Cinderblock party then started with 1 minute of right leg step ups onto the cider blocks raising trailing knee as high as possible and 1 minute of left leg step ups, followed by 4 minutes of burpees jumping over the cinder blocks after each burpee. Then 1 minute of right leg step up and leap over the cinder blocks and one minute repeat with left leg.

    Next was another disclaimer about protecting our backs followed by two minutes of lunges with twists while holding cinder blocks close to our chests and two minutes of Sumo Squats with Cinder blocks.

    We concluded our front of NOMA tour with two minutes of bench presses with cinder blocks before doing farmer carries with two cinder blocks each to the back of NOMA.

    Once at the back of NOMA, before closing with our usual Sunday Morning ritual, we assumed one legged endurance squats with left leg up followed by one minute right leg up while in squat position…. no cinder blocks!!! We finished with Sunday mornings and a farmers carry back to the flag.

    It is always a pleasure to create something new to change up our workouts so we can not be accused of being predictable. I thank Catfish for the very different beginning and would not be surprised to see us do that again as I believe all agreed it was good!

    We closed with our COT lifting up our F3 brothers and giving thanks for F3!

    All in attendance left with two party favors, their own set up two F3 coupons. We then had 120% attendance at coffeeteria as Gabby joined us at PJ’s.