The Mother of All Great Lawns
The Mother of All Great Lawns

The Mother of All Great Lawns

Date:07/21/18
QIC:Fracsac

YHC made the trek on Friday to Wolf Pack Mountain to visit our neighbors of Uptown, which proved to be a serious beat down from 86, but you’ll need to see the back blast to find out more about that. While in the COT, Reluctant Yankee asked if anyone could take his Q at the Mothership the following day so he could run with other members of the NOLA Blue Ridge Relay Team.  YHC is impressed with the 12 men of NOLA committed to representing our region in the BRR, so YHC volunteered to take the Mothership.  Surely RY ran at least 8 miles right?

Upon arrival at the Mothership, YHC set some cones out on the Great Lawn. When planning is short, one has to dig into the treasure chest of goodies, and this would be a real gem! We planted a couple shovel flags, said our hello’s, had some good laughs, but then the clock hit 0630, which means only one thing…..give the disclaimer….and then…mosey to the Great lawn for….

Warmup
SSH IC x 31
IW IC x 20
Abe Vigodas IC x 10
Sun Gods IC x 20 (10 fwd, 10 bwd)

Plank-o-Rama (A Rudy Specialty)
Peter Parker IC x 20
Parker Peter IC x 20
Plank Jacks IC x 20
Mountain Climbers IC x 20

Short mosey to the cones set up in the shape of a basketball court for…

Suicides x 1 (just regular suicide sprints)
Suicides x 1 with 5 Burpees each time you make it back to the baseline

Now that the mumble chatter has been killed, time to team up. With 21 Pax, split into 3 man teams for…

3 man Dora 123
100 Burpees
200 Merkins
300 Squats
Pax 1 begins exercise, Pax 2 and 3 do suicide sprint. Upon completion, Pax 2 relieves Pax 1, then Pax 1 and 3 do suicide sprints. Upon completion, Pax 3 relieves Pax 2, then Pax 1 and 2 do suicide sprint. Continue until all exercises are completed cumulatively. Once your team is finished, continue suicide sprint until all Pax are complete.

Mosey about 20 feet away from the cones for a tribute to RY. Certainly all were expecting a DirtyMacDeuce with a RY Q, so YHC served one up!

1st Set
Merkins x 12
Sqauts x 12
Rower Situps x 12 (4 Count)
Two Column Indian run around the cones twice

2nd Set
Catalina Wine Mixers x 12
Lunges x 12
LBC’s x 12
Two Column Indian run around the cones twice

3rd Set
Shoulder Taps x 12
Copperhead Squats x 12
Rower Situps x 12 (4 Count)
Two Column Indian run around the cones twice

4th Set
Floyd Mayweather’s x 12
Squats x 12
Rower Situps x 12 (4 Count)
Two Column Indian run around the cones twice

Mosey Back to the Flag….

COT
Count off, Name-o-Rama, Announcements, Intentions, Closed with a Prayer.

NMM
This beat down was proof one doesn’t need to venture far to deliver a good beat down. It just takes a little creativity. We never left the Great Lawn!
The Pax had a scare at the COT. During the DMD, Woz and Snookie walked off for some water. Turns out Snookie wasn’t feeling good and Woz was watching him to make sure he was ok. At the COT, Snookie and Woz returned, where Snookie had some signs and symptoms of a potential heat related illness. This is where Cliff Notes and Rudy jumped into action, getting him to the Hospital to get him some medical attention. The last update YHC received was that he was doing much better. We pray that all is well. Thank you to Woz, Rudy, and Cliff Notes!

The return of Quick Draw (Kotter)! Glad to see you come back, Brother!

We had an FNG today EH’d by (who else?) Triple Shift. Keep ’em comin’ Brother! Our FNG is from Sacramento, and rode like Lance Armstrong from Houston to New Orleans. Welcome One Sac!

SYITG!

2 Comments

  1. Tinkles

    I hate to get all technical with our FNG naming but… we all have one sac! Most have two testicles but Lance and the FNG may not. Something to ponder.

  2. Fracsac

    Hmmm….I thought it was because he was One with the bike like Lance Armstrong and was from Sacramento! It just seemed like we needed more Sac names too. But now I’m pondering points in directions I have never pondered before!

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