A fellowship of 3 dwarves and 11 men set out in pursuit of the Lonely Mountain. As they forayed into the main meadow, their warm up included several foes:
– Side straddle hops
– Tie fighters
– Reverse Tie fighters
– Imperial walkers
– Hill billies
– And of course mountain man poopers
After this, they passed the Misty Mountains of Loyola with great haste in pursuit of the grotto, where they did strength training in preparation for the Lonely Mountain summit.
– decline merkins
– right leg step ups
– incline merkins
– left leg step ups
– dips
– jumps
– incline shoulder taps
Strengthened, the crew made haste towards the mountain. Turning past the turf field, they came upon the peak, clear as day. As they climbed, they faced five trials:
– burpees
– merkins
– lunges
– squats
– big boy sit-ups
After each trial, they sprinted up the hill followed by a slow mosey on the flats to the next trial.
As they approached the summit, the dragon’s fire and intense heat was breathtaking. Nevertheless, they reached the peak. Through their unified plank jacks, they vanquished the foe. Knowing that time was running short, they made haste back to the flag, assured that their journey was a success.
