F3 New Orleans

Category: New Orleans

  • Primarily Chest – from Mahatma

    Short Disclaimer

    Mosey to the Dark track

    Warm up
    SS
    Side Lunge
    AbVagoda
    Mnt Man Pooper
    Mnt Climbers
    Febreeze

    Line up along the width of the pad:
    2-6-10
    Bear crawl out 5 yards 2 – 2 double unders 2 merkins 2 plank jack then 5 yrd bear crawl then 6 of each another 10 yrds then 10 of each – plank for the 6

    Now

    14
    13 double under 1 merkin
    12 double under 2 merkin
    Continue until # swap
    30 second “pause” at 7 and finish YHC modified the merkins from knees – this was the 2nd time YHC attempted and it was no easier then the 1st.

    1771
    Line up rocks in the middle of the field
    Start on one side 7 Burpee 1 V ups
    Run to opposite side of field
    7 v ups and 1 burpee
    then back across again to the starting side now 6 burpee and 2 V ups
    Continue to repeat the above until the numbers on either side flip flop always adding up to 8.

    Circle up for ring of 63 merkins

    Mary:
    Gas Pumpers
    Leg Lifts
    Star
    High Plank with Merkins built in 1:30

    Short stretch then finish 10 burpees in 1 minutes (EZ).

    Head back to the flag

    COT

  • Holy Saturday and a Visit from a Forefather – from Goose

    As the PAX slowly trickled in at the Peltch on the morning of Holy Saturday, we tried to guess whose car was pulling in as soon as we could see the headlights down the road. But one car mystified us, even as it pulled to a stop in the parking lot–was it another one of Tighty Whitey’s FNG’s showing up nervously without him? Or, was it an overly excited little league coach coming to set up his dugout a few hours early? We were way off. White hair was the first thing to become clear in the gloom, and then a Run Cajun Run shirt–could it be? Yes!! It was Reluctant Yankee! I had the distinct pleasure of directing the following proclamation to the PAX, “Gentlemen, this is the founder of F3 NOLA, and today he has deigned to join us bayou PAX for our humble beatdown at The Peltch.” YHC would have preferred to have some trumpeters, a red carpet, and a scroll to read from, but all we had was Coyote, my 10-year-old 2.0, who rattled off as many F3 terms as he could think of (“fartsack” came up multiple times).
    Ultimately, 12 PAX, including an FNG, were present as we commenced a Holy Saturday themed beatdown.

    Warmup: SSH, WM, AC, Cherry Pickers, IW, high knees, butt kicks

    Thang 1:
    Moseyed to the Thunderdome for a Flora 1, 2, 3 and a couple of songs. The theme was uncomfortable waiting–Jesus is lying dead in a dark, stone tomb, and we’re waiting with him.
    Partnered up for the Flora (waiting in uncomfortable positions while your partner completes his reps):
    1. Partners split 100 dips, each does 10 at a time while the other holds dip position (down).
    2. 200 air presses in people’s chair against the columns, 20 at a time while other holds chair position.
    3. 300 flutter kicks, 30 at a time while other holds legs six inches off the ground.

    Song 1: “While I’m Waiting” by John Waller–held plank for the duration (almost 5 min.) and 3 mountain climbers (2:1) every time he said “Waiting” (90 mountain climbers total). YHC’s calves are still sore.
    Song 2: “The Final Countdown” by Europe–side straddle hops for the duration (over 5 min.) and three Bonnie Blairs (1:1) for every “Final Countdown” (over 50 total).

    Thang 2: Empty Tomb
    When the disciples saw/heard the tomb was empty, the waiting/difficulty wasn’t immediately relieved. There were questions, confusion, running, freaking out, etc. So, the PAX lined up at the first of three cones and completed 20 Chinooks (arm circles over the head) to represent the women freaking out and telling the disciples the tomb was empty, and then sprinted to the second cone to represent to apostles running to the tomb, and then army crawled from there to the third cone (crawling into the tomb to check it out).
    Repeated this 5 times (and gained some souvenir brush burns in the process).
    Then, all PAX ran backward to the last cone and back followed by carioca to the last cone and back.
    Then, partnered up and PAX 1 ran backward from the first cone to the third, and PAX 2 sprinted to try to catch him once he reached the second cone (like Peter trying to catch up with John). Flapjack and then rinse and repeat.

    Indian Run around the park gave YHC a chance to chatter with Yankee a bit about F3 leadership, followed by some substantial Mary at the flag. Tried to include 10 Absolutions, a somewhat complicated 8-count plank exercise, which failed miserably, leading to the obvious lesson that absolution (cleansing from sin) can’t be earned. Other exercises were crunchy frogs, wife pleasers, leg raises, and a couple of other things, I think.

    Count off, name off, and named our FNG Neanderthal–welcome!! Announcements included a push to hop in the clown car headed to the Northshore for the Zoorich Classic this Saturday, and Kilo prayed us out. Thanks, gents, for letting me lead, and huge thanks to Reluctant Yankee for the surprise visit!

    SYITG,
    Goose

  • Lieutenant FNG – from Goose

    YHC pulled up to Lumen Christi this morning to a crowded hill crest–Cardinal brought three FNG’s who were excitedly awaiting the flag planting, and, I think, expecting that they’d probably be able to outperform Cardinal and whatever other old guys who might show up (ha!). The three young’uns are two seminarians and one prospective seminarian, and they certainly showed some interior fortitude this morning by sticking with it the whole time with smiles on their (sweating, dirty) faces.

    Warmup: side straddle hops, windmills, arm circles, cherry pickers, imperial walkers, self-love, and 50 Moroccan Night Clubs IC (waiting for Paradiddle to join–it took a while).

    Thang 1: Lieutentant Dans
    I had to ask the young PAX (only Picadilly is as old as YHC) if they knew who Lt. Dan was. Thankfully, these fellas are cultured, and they were able to pull out the famous quote immediately (“Lt. Dan, you ain’t got no legs.”)
    We moseyed to the bench by the small pond, and starting there, moved toward the last bench on the shore of the big lake using the following mode of transportation: 1 squat to 2 lunge walk steps (2 squats, 4 lunge steps, 3 squats, 6 lunge steps, etc.). It felt successful given the sincere statements of hatred directed toward YHC as we neared the finish line.

    Thang 2: Bench Work
    Gave the legs a break as we squeezed seven medium to large men onto three benches for two sets of 20 freak nasties, 15 irkins, 10 derkins. The form on the dips may have been compromised a bit for the FNG threesome due to the formidable wingspan of the soon to be Uncle Rico.

    Thang 3: F3 Poker
    Figured we’d give the Houma guys a taste of the official F3 Deck of Death–the more we can connect them to the bigger picture of F3, the better! So, YHC dealt 5-card stud, and the winning hand was the workout set for the whole PAX. Got through two hands, and was able to introduce them to Monkey Humpers, Smurf jacks, Chuck Norris merkins, Ranger Merkins, and what 100 side-straddle-hops feel like after doing Lt. Dans.
    For the second of two hands (both won by Picadilly, interestingly), Jokers and Dueces were wild, and the winner included a Joker, which YHC explained should be assigned a ridiculous exercise. So, we ascended the hill via crawl bear (backward bear crawl). The key was to keep the flag in sight between your legs so you don’t veer off, take small steps, and pretend you’re anywhere else but crawling backward up a hill.

    Finished with enough time for some solid Mary: Crunchy Frogs, leg raises, and wife pleasers (since they had been mentioned before as the second most dignified exercise, monkey humpers being number one).

    Count off, name off, and we provided new identities to Donut Day, Econoline, and Uncle Rico–welcome fellas! These guys did a great job pushing themselves for their first beatdown, and we’re looking forward to what God has in store for them!

    See You In the Gloom,
    Goose

  • The CatFrac – from Fracsac

    YHC arrived at the Renaissance to find Catfish ready to roll. Catfish and YHC decided to split the Q duties. At the last second Gabrielle rolled in to make it a party!

    Catfish took the warmup on the steps of NOMA with some regular routines and 20 x 8 count Body builders.

    Off to the side of NOMA for a murderous set of calf raises and such.

    YHC took over by heading to the front of NOMA for insane DirtyMacDuece. Each round started with either burpees or 8 count body builders. Lap takes you around NOMA.

    End with 5 x Sunday mornings!

    Coffeteria rocked to celebrate a great start to Easter.

  • Monday counting lesson – from PVC

    Warmorama – SS, AbVagoda, and Arm circles

    Mosey to rock pile, walk rock to exercise field

    Tabata workout: 1 minute on 7 secons rest:
    BB sit up, Soldier crawl(SC), BP rock, Lunge, Squat, Lunge, Curl rock, SC, Mtn climber, SC, tricep rock, Lunge, Flutter kick, Lunge, Shoulder press rock, SC, Mexican bean jump, SC, BP rock, Lunge, Merkins, Lunge, Squat rock, SC, BB sit up

    Walk rock to rock pile, mosey to flag

    COT

  • Football is Life – from Fracsac

    5 pax, including 1 FNG, arrived at the Scrum looking to try out for the USF3L. One could smell the scent of competition hanging heavy in the air, sort of like rotting crawfish shells.
    With the Shovel flag planted, a disclaimer was given, then a short mosey to a nice grassy area near the outdoor gym.

    Warmup consisted of the usual stuff, skipping the unnecessary stuff. But we did do MNC and dancing was encouraged!

    Mosey to the open field:

    Most of the world calls it football, but it’s soccer. We did a few different styles of offense vs defense and it was both fun and beneficial. We also knocked out 80 burpees. YHC was likely the worst player on the field.

    Return to the warmup spot for a minute of stretching followed by a mosey to the flag for the COT.

    Hawgcycle, Kennah Brah, YHC, Heisenberg and FNG Cyber Cajun all made the team! It was adult recess!!

    SYITG.

  • Good Friday – Humility – from Mahatma

    Quick disclaimer

    Mosey to the football field watering hole end with:
    4 pax on the beam overhead
    4 pax on the rope overhead
    Tinder loin in tow

    Warm up all 14 or 7&7
    SS
    AbVagoda
    PeterParker
    Shoulder taps
    Side lunge

    Penance Box
    Any pax can call out another Pax to the penance box for 7 burpees kicker is you must go with them and do penance too.
    Can’t be called more than 2 times in a row.

    ****turns out all trips were made by the entire pax 6 total 🟰 42

    14
    13 double under 1 merkin
    12 double under 2 merkin
    Continue until # swap
    YHC was feeling the pain of a prior day chest workout – 45 sec “pause” at 7 and struggled to finish – this will make a return at a future beatdown

    2 teams again – YHC attempted to match heights as best possible.

    Rnd 1
    Team 1 Beam extension and flutter kick
    Timer:
    Team 2 run the track with rope over head (can be one hand)
    Flip Flop

    Rnd 2
    Team 1 Beam curl to overhead press
    Timer:
    Team 2 both hands on rope overhead run to goal line and back
    Flip Flop

    Rnd3
    Team 1 2 pax Beam press other 2 spot (flip flop when Team 2 reached the 50)
    Timer:
    Team 2 both hand on rope overhead while lunging to the 50 and back
    Flip Flop

    Circle up for Mary
    Leg lifts to press
    Gas pumpers
    1 minute low plank
    Star cross

    Head to the flag

    COT – welcome to F3 – Shrinkwrap
    Downrange from Jackson MS – Webelo

  • Holy Monday- Picking Figs and Cleansing Temples – from Paradox

    YHC wanted to crank the intensity diving into Holy Week so when 3 Pax gathered at the stage a disclaimer was given that we would be following Holy Mondays scriptures and YHC would read these Gospel excerpts during a deep squat hold. (Deep Squat Disclaimers TM)

    Once a traditional Goose warmup – (SSH, IW, AC, WM, buttkicks, high knees) with bumper mosey was complete, we got started.

    THANG 1
    Authority of Jesus Questioned (Mathew 21: 23-27)
    Numerous times in the Gospel the Pharisees approach Jesus and attempt to paint him into a corner and he ties their brain into a pretzel.

    Played the Switchfoot classic “Dare you to Move” and completed step ups at the pavilion during whole song with burpees on – “dare you to move”

    THANG 2
    We grabbed Ole Hickory (heavy bar) and gave Yankee Joe the full history of Ole Hickory dating back to the Civil War. Took OH for a deep mosey and stopped at first light of Rich Mans loop for our second reading.
    Jesus Curses the Fig Tree ( Mathew 21: 18-22 )

    One man took ole hickory for a one lightpole journey with hickory in shoulder position and lunges for the entirety. Remaining pax went ahead to next light and started Fig Pickers (cherry pickers with squats). Reflections were made on how far the goal of the next light looked when starting with this burden but in contrast how close the approaching man looked on the other side.
    Two rounds of this and we returned to the flag.

    THANG 3
    Jesus Cleanses the temple(Mathew 21:12-17)

    Table Flippers- 1 man takes ole hickory and completes 5 Hickory Squats then on the 5th tosses it as far as he can. Remaining pax complete a mix of big boy situps, LBCs, wife pleasers and penguins.

    Prayers for the beginning of Holy Week and that God will help us put or own temples in His order.

    COT and Yankee Joe prayed us out.

    **Due to his effort and several recent posts, Yankee Joe graduated from YHC calling him “Cactus Jack” today. A momentous occasion.

    Awesome effort on those Hickory Lunges fellas. Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

    SYITG
    -Paradox

  • Holy Thursday–Plenty of Material to Work With – from Goose

    4 PAX gathered in the gloom of an ominous Holy Thursday morning. Lightning flashed and rain threatened throughout, but off in the distance, there were breaks in the clouds that promised a hopeful future. But, until then, there was much to endure:
    Warmup: SSH, AC, Cherry Pickers, Chinooks (gonna be using those shoulders today), IW, SL

    Thang 1: Passover Prep and Darkness Prowling
    Partner 1 prepped for Passover while Partner 2 prowled in the darkness for three rounds.

    -Round 1: Partner 1–Colt 45’s with coupon (15 curls from waist to chest, 15 curls from thighs to waist, and 15 curls from thighs to chest); Partner 2–Block and bear across the field and back (bear crawl while dragging block forward from between legs/arms).

    -Round 2: Partner 1–Bolt 45’s (15 squats with coupon from upright to halfway down, 15 from halfway down to all the way down, and 15 from all the way down to all the way up); Parter 2–Murder Bunnies w/coupon across the field and back.

    -Round 3: Partner 1–Kettle bell swings until partner 2 returns; Partner 2–rifle carry (overhead) across the field, 10 squat thrusters, and rifle carry back.

    Thang 2: 4 Corners = 4 stages of Holy Thursday night–2 rounds of each

    Washing of the Feet–“If I do not wash you, you have no part in me.” (Jn 13:8)
    15 Absolutions (8-count ab killer; look it up). Round 1 was called in cadence; round 2 was not, because YHC needed to breathe.

    Last Supper–“And he took a chalice, and when he had given thanks he gave it to them, and they all drank of it.” (Mk 14: 23).
    15 Goblet squats (squats with coupon held vertically under the chin).

    Judas’s Betrayal–” ‘It is he to whom I shall give this morsel when I have dipped it.’….So, after receiving the morsel, he immediately went out; and it was night.” (Jn 13: 26, 30)
    15 Dips, 15 right leg step-ups, 15 dips, 15 left leg step-ups

    Agony in the Garden of Gethsemane–“Father, if you are willing, remove this chalice from me; nevertheless not my will, but yours, be done.”
    Mission Impossible plank (hold one inch off the ground)–PAX counted around in a circle up to 50.

    After Round 1 of this, it was about 6:15, which is our 45 minute stop time, but for some reason, YHC had 6:30 locked in, so after Round 2 began, Enron and Paradox began to mumble on their bench: “Is he going over time? Is there some deeper meaning to this? Did we do something wrong? Did he secretly tell our wives we’d be later than usual?” Then, as we moved into round 2 of the Agony planks, YHC made a joke about “keeping watch for one hour”, which sealed the deal in the PAX’s mind that it we were purposefully going the whole hour, though YHC meant it only as a joke that we’d be planking for an hour if we really loved Jesus. And, just like Peter at the last supper, they were afraid to ask the Q directly, and hoped Kilo, who shared a bench with YHC, would ask. But, Kilo was blissfully without a watch and had no idea he would be late for work today.
    So, we ended with a long sprint, a long carioca, and a long nur, to connect us to the apostles who all fled. And, we completed 6 minutes of Mary.
    Just FYI, going over time, especially 15 minutes over, when the agreed time is 45 minutes is disrespectful to the PAX, and YHC would never purposefully surprise the men with such a move. My deepest apologies! And, thanks for your patience this morning, gents!
    SYITG,
    Goose

  • The Turtle – from Fracsac

    The last time YHC posted at the Foundry is unknown. It could likely be found, but what’s the point? It was long ago….too long. YHC saw the Q sheet open and made the commitment to return.
    Saban, Jesus Juice, Tool, Sandberg, and BayWatch made it clear they were ready!
    We did a little warmup, with MNC and dancing included! End with 10 burpees OYO
    Mosey to the Foundry via the LCM bridge, stopping at the benches so Saban could attempt to murder a turtle. Luckily the turtle saw him coming and dashed out of the way….
    Step ups and Dips completed, then continue the mosey to the Foundry.
    EMOM x 5 minutes for 50 burpees
    Stations:
    Jump the Green Snake AMRAP
    Pull ups or 90 degree hang
    Run to track, 3 burpees, run back – timer
    Rinse and Repeat
    EMOM x 5 minutes for 50 burpees
    Church bells ring. Apparently it’s a tradition to do 6 burpees at 6 am. So, 6 more burpees. The pax were very pleased.

    Embrace the Suck:
    7 x SSH
    7 x Merkins
    7 x jump squats
    Continue for 3 minutes. If any pax can hit 8 rounds, no more burpees.
    Saban hit 8 rounds….well done!!

    Mosey back to flag for Mary and COT

    That’s 122 burpees for the morning. T-Claps!

    SYITG