F3 New Orleans

Category: New Orleans

  • 12 Days of Fitmas – from Bolt

    The mosquitoes turned out along with 20 PAX total for my VQ. Feeding on energy from the group we started with a short mosey around the clubhouse parking lot to circle up at the pavilion for an attempt to warm up enough for lactic acid to be released. I think I’m the only one who experienced that after SSH, Lounge Singers on each side (Angie’s List’s new favorite), Grass Grabbers in the middle, Peter Parkers, Parker Peters, Hillbilly Squats, Arm Circles froward/back, Moroccan Nightclubs, Seal Claps, finishing with Self Love.

    The workout began with really bad singing of the 12 Days of Fitmas, taking us through 12 different exercises with guest singing appearances from Kermit the Frog and/or Cookie Monster depending on who you ask.
    Day 1: Mosey
    Day 2: Merkins
    Day3: Shoulder Taps
    Day 4: Lunges
    Day 5: Burpees
    Day 6: Squats
    Day 7: Diamond merkins
    Day 8: Big Boy sit-ups
    Day 9: Plank Jacks
    Day 10: Superman
    Day 11: SSH
    Day 12: Mtn. Climbers

    With 11 minutes left, we put our fate in the “deca-die” of pain, rolling for random exercises (OYO) including 15 tuck jacks (twice), 15 jump lunges, 20 tricep dips, 20 burpees, 30 mountain climbers, 15 Vladimir Douillies, 20 merkins. Mosey to flag for 20 dying cockroaches, CoT, name-o-rama: welcoming in FNG, Escrow, and finishing with announcements/intentions and prayer. F2 coffeeteria followed, immediately preceded by hosing the dog crap off my shoe which I apparently carried the entire workout.

  • Deck of Life – from Fracsac

    6 Pax eagerly awaited for 0630 to embrace the beat down that was sure to follow. After a disclaimer the Pax climbed the steps for a warmup.

    Warmup
    IW, GG, AV, AC

    8 count body builders IC x 10

    The Thang

    Starting at the the first set of steps of NOMA, merkins increased by one up to the top. Call it stairway to heaven, ascending merkins or whatever…..11 steps if YHC’s count was accurate. When completed head back to base and 5 burpees.

    F3 deck of life! That’s the F3 deck sans squats, lunges and sprints. That left a whole lot of merkins! Each Pax takes a turn flipping a card, then calls cadence for exercise indicated on the card.
    Non face cards = 10 reps
    Face cards = 15 reps
    Jokers = 15 burpees OYO

    With a few minutes left, mosey to the back of NOMA for Sunday Mornings x 5 OYO

    COT

    100% attendance at coffeteria!

    It was a great way to kick of a Sunday Morning!

    Thanks for posting with me and for allowing me to be part of something incredible!

    SYITG

  • The HC’s of Christmas – from Fracsac

    While most of F3 NOLA fartsacked, 2 Pax committed to posting for a Christmas morning beat down. After a disclaimer there was a mosey to the rock pile to grab a rock.

    Warmup
    IW, GG, AV, SSH, AC

    The Thang

    8 count rock builders x 10
    Curls x 12
    Rows x 12
    Elf on the shelf left x 12
    Elf on the shelf right x 12
    OH press x 12
    Rifle carry rock 50 yards

    Rinse and Repeat 3 times

    Mary with Pax taking turns calling exercise

    Catalina wine mixers x 10

    Curl x 10 to seal the deal while returning the rock.

    COT

    It was a great way to kick off Christmas!

    SYITG

  • The Deck of Death – by Suit – from Bogey

    Quick warm-up with an unruly bunch lacking counting skills.
    10 Abe’s
    25+ Grass Grabbers
    20 SSH

    The Thang…
    Picked 4 Pax to each pick an exercise(with rock when possible) and assigned each a suit(♦️=BB sit-ups, ♣️=Squats, ♠️=Mtn Climbers, ♥️=Curls). Face cards = 20 reps. Wild card = 25 burpees.
    Called it at 6:13 and about 6 cards left. Moseyed back to flag

    COT including Pledge of Allegiance

    Thanks boys for allowing me to Q.

  • How does running get you swole? – from Belloq

    I knew this morning would be amazing with a temp of 47° and what felt like 100% humidity. So, I would have to extend the warm-up and keep our bodies moving today to make it enjoyable for all.
    To kick off my first Q at Swolefest, YHC started the disclaimer at exactly 5:29 in
    order to give everyone their money’s worth of a full 45 minutes. Of course, in true F3NOLA fashion, immediately there was debate if it was 5:28 or 5:29.

    The warm-up

    With my disclaimer even briefer than originally planned, I announced we would start with a mosey to begin our warmup. This was met with groans and other sounds of pleasure from those in attendance. Catfish asked, “How does running get you swole?” I should have replied that we are all already swole and needed some cardio, but I didn’t have enough coffee at that point.
    After the mosey, we started our warmup with all below IC
    SSH x 31
    Arm Circles Front X 15
    Arm Circles Back X 15
    Overhead Claps X 30
    Seal Claps X 30-something
    Moroccan Night Club X 10

    10 Burpees OYO

    YHC asked if everyone was warm and Catfish politely noted that his lower extremities were still in need of warm ups so we continued with
    Lunges IC X 20
    Low Slow Squats IC X 10 with coupon

    The Thang
    Paired off for:
    Dora 1-2-3
    100 curls
    200 Overhead Presses
    300 Rows

    When completed, we started 8-counts with coupons while waiting for the 6.

    Cool down

    Started our cool down with 10 burpees OYO
    Then with coupon we held in mid-curl until everyone had their coupons in hand we did two cycles of:
    10 Curls IC
    10 Overhead Presses IC
    10 Squats

    Mary
    Started our core with 10 flutter bricks (kicks) then 5 minutes of abs:
    Halos clockwise for 30s
    Halos counter-clockwise for 30s
    Corkscrew twist 60s
    Dynamic Plank 60s
    Chainsaw 60s
    Big Boy Sit-ups Slow controlled 60s.

    COT
    Count off, Name-O- Rama, Prayer

    As always, it is an honor and privilege to lead a workout. Thank you for sharing this morning with me.

  • Ain’t No Mountain High Enough – from Mama’s Pride

    Eight pax started off with a warm up of side straddle hops, grass grabbers, imperial walkers, and windmills. After the warmup, the group moseyed over to the mountain.

    The Thang
    The pax broke up into two teams of four for a friendly competition. The teams had to race back and forth across the mountain while stopping about every 100 meters to do 100 reps of a workout. Whenever the first team member reached 100 reps of the exercise, the whole team ran 100 meters and did the next exercise. The exercises were:
    Big Boy Sit Ups
    Merkins
    Jump Squats
    Mountain Climbers (2=1)
    Low Flutter Kicks (1=1)
    LBCs
    Derkins
    Lunges (1=1)
    Side Straddle Hops
    Burpees

    For the last round, every teammate had to complete 50 burpees and 50 of any other exercise of their choice so every had 100 reps on the last round.

    After the exercise was over, the pax regrouped and Washington Football/Cleveland Baseball team ran back to the flag for the COT.

  • Christmas in the Gazebo – from Rudy

    Thank you BooBoo for reminding me that I had the Q, as I’m not usually a regular Uptowner. But that prompt served as a much needed kick in the rear, as I’ve been quite guilty of repeated fart-sacking (aka “shorty-ing”) of late.

    So – here we are, around a flag, shivering and shaking, looking at the puddles of mud everywhere. What better way to start a Friday am! 12 folks joined in the fun – so with a quick disclaimer, we were off to the rocks.

    Quick warm up cycle – YHC finds that he *really* needs the sllloooowwww Windmills to get started. But lets grab a rock and head to the Gazebo – Mahatma style (no resting rocks on shoulders! carry ’em!)

    The Thang:

    Christmas Songs! Yay! YHC queued up his Spotify Playlist (including favorites like Destiny’s Child, Queen, Run DMC, Vonda Shepard and more). While we celebrate the coming holidays, we’ll run through 10 sets 3 times (yes, a total of 30 sets. PAX math skills need help early in the am). Each set: 45 seconds then 15 seconds of work (yes, 30 sets each for 1 minute equals 30 minutes of work).

    Shoulder Press, Lunge, Curl, Big Boy Situps, Burpees, Rows, Squat Jumps, Bench Press, Box Cutters and finish up with the Irish Jack Ass (thanks, Screwtop, for introducing me to these – they really kick my ass. 45 seconds of them? Yeah right – something for me to strive for…)

    Back to the Rock pile, and back to the flag.

    Welcome aboard “Ring of Fire” (though I’m regretting not going with “Sunshine”. But such is life.).

  • Cinco de Mayo – from Hokie

    Sandy, Sweetness and Rosie greeted 7 Pax and Weee Little Sand Bag for a Cinco de Mayo celebration today.

    Hope you enjoyed the Cinco Celebration after some loosening up lead by Left Coast

    @Triple Shift
    @Scott Landry
    @Fracsac
    @Vagabond
    @Vince Kenner bruh

    The Thang

    Seven stations with the first station being the timer

    1. station one – cinco de Mayo – 5 segments 1.1agility ladder
    1.2 bear crawl
    1.3 Sprint
    1.4 Burpees (Cinco de Mayo – 5 of course)
    1.5 Sprint back

    2. Bear crawl pulling 80# sand bag

    3. Lunges with 60# sand bag

    4. Curls with 45# sand bag

    5. Motivators (cinco de Mayo… start with 5!)

    6. Shoulder taps

    7. Squat, clean & jerk, shoulder press with 60# sand bag

    Rotate … 5 rounds

    1. High knees through agility ladder
    2. SSH
    3. High knees going left
    4. High knees going right

    Ran out of time

  • Acronyms, Blockees and Bears Oh My! – from Fracsac

    10 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to Swolefest wondering what awesomeness YHC had in store. With each Pax possessing a coupon, a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Warmup

    SSH IC x 31
    GG IC x 10
    Hillbillies IC x 15
    Bat wings with AC, SC, OHC, MNC all IC x 15 (dancing during Moroccan NC)
    Self Love to shake it all off

    Mosey to the parking lot with a little extra room for a real #CrowdPleaser

    COP 1 – Block Webbs!
    1 Merkin on Coupon, followed by 2 block presses
    2 merkins, 4 block presses, so forth and so on until 10 merkins and 20 block presses.

    COP 2: BOMBS (OYO)
    Blockees x 10 (Manmaker, aka burpee with a block)
    Run across the street to the cones and bear crawl the 20 yard course, run back.
    Overhead presses x 20
    Bear Crawl course
    Merkins on the coupon x 30
    Bear Crawl course
    Bicep Curls x 40
    Bear Crawl course
    Squats x 50
    Bear Crawl course

    COP 3 – BLIMPS
    Blockees x 5 (Manmaker, aka burpee with a block)
    Bear Crawl course
    Lunges x 10 w/o coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Imperial Walkers x 15 w/o coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Merkins x 20 w/o coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Plank Jacks x 25 on Coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Squats x 30 with Coupon
    Bear Crawl course

    All finished and then completed a 1 minute plank

    COT

    NMM

    -YHC saw an opening at Swolefest and took the Q! What a great group of Pax! Sign up and bring some heat! YHC brought some simple stuff, yet none of it was easy!
    -It’s great to travel to various AO’s and see other Pax! We even had a surprise visit from Pop Tart while out moseying with the dog. He stopped for some merkins and then disappeared into the gloom….
    -Coffeteria at the newly reopened PJ’s on Metry Road with Pax from the View.

    Thanks for the opportunity to be a part of this awesome brotherhood!

  • Leg-Free Bad Boy Day – from Rudy

    Looking for ideas, YHC was stunned to realize that April 30th was the 60th birthday of the original Bad Boy: Isaiah Thomas of the Detroit Pistons. This definitely made me feel old. How can he be 60 already? Surely I cannot really be that old? But alas, things are what they are. But to remember the 60 year old “Bad Boys”, YHC decided on a 6-6-6 workout.

    5:30: Disclaimer, then mosey to the rock pile to find a friend. YHC has been dealing with hip pain, so this was going to very very heavy on upper body. Choose wisely. Head to the field.

    Warm Up: SSH, Plank-o-rama, some stretching.

    The Thang: 6 Exercises. 6 Sets. 6 Reps. Starting at Tree 0 – Rifle carry your rock to Tree 1 for the first set. Then on to Tree 2. Tree 3. Back to Tree 2. Tree 1. Finish up at Tree 0 with your 6th set. Plank. No really, none of this lolly-gagging and catching your breath when you finish. Plank. Active recovery. There will be time for real recovery when the 6 arrives.

    The exercises. All are Compound Movements (Thinking of you Milkman…)

    * Rock Burpees.
    * Curls: Up, Down, Straight arm Up, Down
    * Bench Press: lie down. Over your head. Straight up, down to chest, back up, back to overhead.
    * Elf on a Shelf
    * Row to Deadlift
    * Big Boy Situps

    That took much longer than anticipated, so we had time to return the rocks (rifle carry back to the pit) and head back to the flag.

    Thank you all for the opportunity to lead. Thanks to Boo Boo for the reminder the night before that I had the Q! And Happy Birthday to Bad Boy Thomas (# 11), as well as Happy Birthday to the great state of Louisiana.