Category: New Orleans

  • Failing Upwards

    These warm, thick, moist ( I said it) Southern mornings seem to stretch in front of and behind us without variation. It’s unmistakable. That feeling, the transition, of stepping from your front door (that sweet clean cool conditioned air) into the physical force of warm jell-o that is the south. A low level of perma-sweat is the accepted norm. Under these conditions 20 men (one FNG) met, with great enthusiasm, in the gloom of City Park.

    YHC was looking forward to his Second Q. He even planned out a few maneuvers he thought might be fun and thought of how to map out the days work. However, today’s BB is not a story of great triumph, it is one of progress.

    To start YHC forgot about the disclaimer momentarily, so some men did think I was a professional and did not know that they could modify. Second, YHC bumbled through the lead-in to each warm-up exercise, giving a variation for each, which opened the door to chatter amidst the ranks. As Q, variation can lead to chatter, chatter, can lead to dissent, dissent can lead to mutiny. A fair warning for any who might take the mantle as future Q. But not to worry, YHC was open to input, heard the people and adjusted accordingly.

    The THANG

    Warm Up in Peristyle (…to the best of recollection)
    x10 Arm circle fwd/bck
    x10 Hill Bill
    x20 Peter Parker
    x20 Parker Peter
    x15 jump jack
    Then everyone pick a column x3sets of Sunday Mornings:
    People’s chair w/ x10 jack web
    Donkey kicks x5
    Balls to wall, count to 10
    (three movements = 1 set)

    Line up – Mosey/Indian run to practice track
    Partner up
    1. Catch me if you can – Partner runs ahead backwards while other partner drops for 5 burpees, sprint to catch, alternate, 400m
    Cont. w/ Partner – following cumulative
    2. 100 Merkins – Sets of 10, partner holds plank while other partner completes set, alternate to total
    3. 200 LBCs – Sets of 20, partner holds legs raised while other completes set, alternate to total
    4. 300 Squats – Sets of 30, partner holds squat while other completes set, alternate to total

    At this juncture YHC had two ideas of what he wanted to do, but was a little uncertain of time. Opting to start a mosey back to the Great Lawn, he lost a little control of the group, who, like cats when not given explicit direction, had a mind of their own. This led to a different route back, which altered timeline. YHC takes full responsibility for this fork in the road, which was a result of indecision. Once outside my comfort zone, I turned to a wisened veteran, Screwtop for a tip on a next workout, he advised 4 corners. Since YHC wanted to keep momentum and control, he jumped on idea, announced to group, and tasked 4 individuals with deciding on a movement for each corner. However, in haste, I was not clear about time spent at each corner, or much of anything, so it turned in to everyone being responsible for their own time in 4 corners.

    While this was not the smoothest F3 beatdown that many know and love, I feel like there was plenty of sweat and ready-to-be-done’ness’ by the end of our hour to say it was a successful day nonetheless.

    My lesson – don’t go in to a Q with too many ideas of what to accomplish. Pick your workouts. Keep it simple. And stick to your plan. Any time allowed to think about what to do next, gives rise to chaos. Anarchy. (Don’t look into applying this reminder to life… it might lead to improvement). Also, the older I get I find myself abiding the principle, “If you haven’t failed at doing something, and gone back to it to keep doing it, are you even invested in it?”


    I appreciate the patience of all while I had a growth Q and want to thank the spirit of F3 for keeping it fun for all. Veterans stepped up, tclaps to those who did, and ultimately this group is about camaraderie, practicing leadership, and pushing each other to be better all around. I am excited to step up to another Q in the near future, and tighten up the execution then.

  • H8 Prep

    A typical summer (in October?) morning with an atypical lack of a breeze coming off the lake led to a lovely humid morning in the gloom. 13 PAX joined me for a little prep workout for the upcoming H8 in 2 weeks. Disclaimer was given and off we went around the fountain.

    Warm up:

    Mosey around the fountain including high knees, butt kicks, karaoke facing the fountain, and karaoke facing the levee. Circle up

    • SSH x 20 IC
    • Windmills x 10 IC
    • Grassgrabbers x 10 IC
    • Arm circles fwd and rev x 10 each IC
    • Peter Parker x 15 IC
    • Parker Peter x 15 IC
    • Self love x 10 IC

    Tha Thang #1:

    Mosey over to the House of Pain. Here we would partner up. PAX #1 would bear crawl up the levee, run down the opposite side, bear crawl back up the levee, and run down back to the start. PAX #2 stays behind to perform 5 pull-up, 10 hand-release merkins, and 15 squats. Plank and wait for your partner to finish their respective round. Flapjack. Perform 4 rounds.

    My apologies to anyone that was eaten alive by ants. I heard people saying there were ants while we were exercising. It wasn’t until after the beatdown that I learned that Tugboat (possibly others) who were bitten at least a dozen times. I fully understand why Screw Top doesn’t like the grass.

    Tha Thang #2:

    Mosey over to the large open area by the lake where we would circle up for some randomness.

    • 8 count Absolution x 10 IC
    • Merkin into a side plank x 8 IC (Q couldn’t make it to 10 reps)
    • Al Gore x 30 seconds x 3 trials
    • R single leg wife pleaser x 15 (1 is 1)
    • L single leg wife pleaser x 15 (1 is 1)

    Now it was time for some Mary. T-claps to all those who led the individual exercises

    • Penguins
    • Flutter kicks
    • Dying Cockroaches
    • LBCs
    • Freddy Mercury’s
    • American Hammers
    • Box cutters

    Mosey back to the flag where we wrapped it all up with 10 burpees OYO. Countoff, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and sweaty ball of man. Once again it was a pleasure to lead. And once again I sincerely apologize to anyone who was bitten by ants.

  • Who Dat Say They Gonna Beat Dem Saints….Not the Cowgirls!


    The morning after an unbelievable Teddy Bridgewater led, Saints victory over the Dallas Cowgirls, 14 PAX gathered in the gloom to sweat out the excess alcohol from all of the pre and post gameday celebrations. After the disclaimer, the PAX moseyed to the field in front of the zoo for the following warm up exercises all in cadence:

    SSHx20, Imperial Walkersx20, Grass Grabbersx15, Self Lovex15, Arm Circles (Seaman Style) Forward and Backwardx10

    The PAX then slow moseyed to the parking lot, lined up and did 3 rounds of suicide sprints touching the lines at 15, 30 and 45 yards (approximately). 

    Now the Pax’s heart rates were up, Chiquita gave us a 20 count, then the PAX mosyed to the front of the zoo and partnered up for a DORA 123. Exercises performed were as follows:

    Merkinsx100, Dipsx200, LBCsx300

    Once complete the PAX then moseyed to the pull up bars in the park and split into 4 groups. The four groups were pull ups, herpes, plank jacks and squats. 10 herpes was the count as the PAX rotated through each group. 

    To wrap things up the PAX circled up on the most unfamiliar part of the golf course for me, the fairway, for a round of MARY. The following exercises were performed in cadence:

    LBCsx20, American Hammersx20, Penguinsx20, Flutter Kicksx20, Freddy Mercurysx20, Box Cuttersx20 (SeaMan), Monkey Humpersx20 (NineLives), Low Country Crabx20 (Douille) 

    Mission Impossible 30 seconds

    The PAX then slow moseyed to the flag for count off, nameorama, announcements, intentions and a losing prayer. Its always a pleasure to lead this group of men!

  • A walk in the park

    10 pax including an FNG arrived for a post iron pax beatdown that had hints of IP worked in, but for this hardened group, would be nothing short of a walk in the park.  This was YHC’s first opportunity to not only Q at Popeyes, but also do a standard non- IP workout.  

    Warmup 

    Mosey to steepest hill after some of the experienced Popeye group pointed us in the right direction. 

    Arm circles – 10 x front and backwards 

    Mountain climbers x 12

    Shoulder taps x 10

    Foot to alternating hand touch in plank x 10 each foot/hand

    Grass grabbers x 10

    Windmills x 10

    The thang – 

    • 11’s on hill – top/burpees, bottom/diamond merkins

    Run to exercise playground for 2 rounds of the following:

    • 4 stations 
    • Pull-ups, close grip merkins in first round and wide grip merkins in 2nd round, deep squats, calf raises
    • 45 seconds each w/ 10 second break in between sets

    Run through the center of the park and stopped at the gazebo 

    • 20 dips led by Boo-Boo
    • 15 V-ups led by Tua

    Moseyed back to flag and arrived at 6:15 on the dot.  

    COT – count-off, name-o-Rama where FNG/Dodger was born, announcements and intentions.  Special intentions offered for Bellhop, and thanks for the positive results of Tua’s wife’s ultrasound.  

    Thanks for posting and the opportunity to lead. SYITG!

  • IP Greatest Hits

    I just can’t get enough” – Black Eyed Peas

    Another notch on the belt for The Chamber, F3 NOLA’s newest AO.  This was only the second regular, non-IP beatdown which opened up some options for venturing out of the parking lot area that’s been home to the past few workouts there.  As the PAX trickled in, it was good to see a FNG show up after seeing the F3 info on Nextdoor.  With several regulars using a post-Saints game fartsacking pass, it became apparent our crew would be lighter than usual…rumor had it one of the young bucks was “trashed” and others left all they had in the dome.  With a dozen concrete blocks still in YHC’s truck, it was only fitting we gave them some love one more time.  Here’s what we did:

    Warmup lap around the parking lot, then AC, WM, IW, PP.  

    The Thang:  Iron Pax Greatest Hits

    Round 1 – Thruster x20, Block Swingsx20, R&R x15ea,x10ea,x5ea

    Mosey

    Round 2 – Broad Jump x20, Big Boy Situps x20, R&R x15ea,x10ea,x5ea

    Mosey 

    Round 3 – Merkins x20, Bonnie Blairs x20, R&R x15ea,x10ea,x5ea

    Short Mosey

    Round 4 – Bear Crawl approx 50-60yds, Lunge Walk 40yds 

    Mosey

    Round 5 – Block Curls x40, Gas Pumps x40, R&R x30,x20…time expired

    Approx 1.1 miles covered. All got stronger, and sweated out any weekend impurities. 

    COT where we welcomed FNG Kool Aid Man, who gave us lots to works with but landed on a name fitting for a guy who just weeks ago ran into a brick wall playing basketball and split his head open.  Announcements included upcoming convergence, H8, and spreading the word about the Chamber being a weekly thing from here on out. 

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead.       
    Tool

  • Saints Outlast Cowboys on SNF Thanks to Sweaty Bells – Final 12-10

    YHC woke up early with excitement because 1.) YHC hasn’t Q’ed a Sweaty Bells workout for awhile and 2.) YHC was ready to tailgate and make his way to the Superdome. YHC would have never guessed that the Saints would win on SNF with just 4 field goals, which total to 12 points. Turned out 12 was a significant number for the day. At 6:30 a.m., YHC gave his standard disclaimer and headed toward the middle of the soccer field.

    Warm Ups

    Arm Circles x 10 IC, Grass Grabbers x 10 IC, SSHs x 20 IC, Hill Billies x 20 IC, Swinging the kettle bells between the legs in figure 8 x 5 in each direction, Halo with the bells 5 times clockwise and 5 times counterclockwise.

    Dirty MacDeuce (12)

    Definition of Dirty MacDeuce – 4 sets of 3 exercises done to 12 4-count reps. Each set has one chest exercise, one leg exercise and one core exercise. After each set of three exercises, you run a lap of a track or whatever else is handy (which would be the soccer field)

    With a little modifying since we were using the kettle bells for our exercises…. and we also did Indian run around the field for our last lap.

    1st Set – 12 curls IC, 12 big boy sit-ups OYO, 12 low slow squats IC.

    2nd Set – 12 thrusters OYO, 12 flutterkicks IC, 12 lunges OYO.

    3rd Set – 12 kettle bell swings OYO, 12 hello dollies IC, 12 genuflects IC

    4th Set – 12 Rows on each side OYO, 12 American Hammers IC, 12 right and left leg step ups IC at the benches on the sideline of the soccer field.

    There are a lot 12’s in there. Some voodoo must be happening at the Fly this morning predicting the outcome of Saints final score. 4 sets x 3 exercises = 12 exercises or 4 fgs x 3 points = 12 points. I’m trying to not freak out here. Maybe I should Q a Dirty MacThirty next time so that the Saints will score 30 points.

    After Dirty MacDeuce, we did 12 (why not) dips IC before our final part of the beatdown.

    11’s (not 10’s)

    Definition of 11s – An exercise in which you start with 1 rep of one exercise and 10 reps of another exercise, then add one additional rep to the first exercise and subtract one rep from the second. The sum must always add up to 11. So our exercises were to start off with 10 thrusters on one end of the soccer field and 1 merkin on the other side. I guess I was going to predict the Cowboys score here, but I gave them too much credit and overshot the prediction by one.

    Final Score – Saints 12 Cowboys 10.

    What a great day for the Saints fans. But more importantly, what a great way to start a beautiful day with the PAX. Keep pushing each other to be mentally and physically stronger. We finished the workout with some stretches, announcements, and intentions. 4 of the 5 PAX were able to attend coffeeteria afterwards. Once again, thanks for the opportunity to lead. SYITG.

    King Kong

  • Rebirth of the Barre

    Right now ladies and gentlemen, back to Okwata with the lights and lonely music of that gone groove, where you can sit back and relax dig some of the wonderful things . . .

    Warm-Up: mosey to the seawall in front of the fountain and then circle up for SSH x20, Abe Vigoda x15, Arm Circles x20 (10 each direction), Imperial Walkers x20, Peter Parkers x15, Floyd Maywethers x15, and Parker Peters x15.

    The PAX moseyed to the fountain barricade for barre.

    COP1: 3 exercises (Single-leg lunge, Side leg raise, Pistol squat), 3 Sets with a mosey after each set, 1st Set x20, 2nd Set x15, 3rd Set x10 (each leg, i.e. 1st Set 20 on left and 20 on right)

    COP2: The PAX moseyed to the fountain barricade for Jack Webb Went to the Bar.  This was like a standard Jack Webb, but for the air presses, the PAX had to sit against the bar. If the PAX’s legs weren’t mush yet, sitting against the bar took care of it. Jingle Vader took over the cadence for YHC.

    COP3: The PAX moseyed to the sea wall for a Hurricane Hoedown (counting down from 7 with flutterkicks in 4 positions – upright, hands, elbows, flat). High Rise took over the cadence for YHC.

    COP4: The PAX moseyed to the Cabana of Pain for 3 sets of pull-ups x5.

    Count off, Nameorama, close out with announcements, intentions, and prayer. The gift is great, but the Giver is greater still. Teach us to be generous!

    The PAX did a lot of work in a short amount of time, and the whole body got hit.  Perfect start for the day.  Thank you for letting me Q!

  • End of IronPax Mondays… Start of Fall

    My quasi virgin Q came in the form of a Week 4 IronPax Challenge Beatdown called “Sugar’s Pick Your Poison” at UNO’s Chamber of Horrors. Tclaps to Kuch and Belloq for getting our AO ready.

    At approximately 5:20 AM, YHC kicked things off to the sounds of Earth, Wind & Fire “September”. My highlight of the workout was Kuch’s beatdown of 2 Coupons that weren’t regulation. The Pax of 7 completed this leg intense 3 rounds workout in an average time of 52 mins. and 45 secs.

    We wrapped things up with CoT and a Prayer of Generosity.

    Enjoyed the opportunity to lead my first Q and participate in my first IPC.

    Looking forward to my first traditional Q!

  • Vincent Price in a trash can?

    Still high from the UGA victory over Notre Dame – I took the MONDAY am SKINNY Q at Audubon Park. Organ Grinder was signed up by Douille but was blocked by a previous engagement. So I took the Q.

    A cool 75 degrees and the first day of Fall to start this Skinny.

    Ran to the soccer field. El Wire spotted some great GLOOM. Like really great gloom. There were thriller references, and some concern that Vincent Price was chilling in the trash. Had to teach the PAX who is Vincent Price.

    Warm up SSX x20, Imperial Walker Squats x 20, Mtn Climbers x 20, and Dying Bugs x 20 – looking at the sky – pointed out some stars for the PAX.

    Flamingo Shit Smell on the way in. Lots of smells today.

    We mosey’d to the river view at the FLY. Here we did 50 Monkey Humpers OYO, then we lunge walked to the road. Another great GLOOM session. HORSESHIT SMELL.

    Mosey’d to the HILL. At the Hill – we did 20 Plank Jacks, then 18 Shoulder Taps, 16 plank jacks, 14 shoulder taps, 12 plank jacks .etc crossing the hill back and forth. The HILL had a nice gloom too. RHINO SHIT SMELL

    In the middle of the soccer field we circled up for single legs hip thrusts, and low country crab x 20 GIRAFFE SHIT SMELL

    Then we indian ran to the other side of the FLY. Only 3 dudes got through the indian run – not sure what the hell happened there. DOGSHIT SMELL

    We ran fast to the Labrynth. There we did 20 dips IC, 15 bulgarian split lunges left, 20 inclined merks, and 20 bulgarian splits right.

    Then on our 6 for 20 russian twists, 15 roaches, 15 LBTs and 15 Vups. (Led by Peach, Angie, Qpipe and ElWire

    HORSESHIT SMELL

    Then we ran back to the flag and closed out with a COT.

  • Everyone Has a Plan ‘Til They Get Punched in the Mouth…

    On the heels of a Georgia Bulldog football victory over Notre Dame, sorry Rudy :(, and all of the celebrating that comes with that, 7 PAX braved the early morning Sweaty Bells workout along the banks of the mighty Mississippi River. The QIC had a specific plan for his birthday workout, but after seeing the exhaustion and blood shot eyes of the PAX, called an audible. The disclaimer was announced and we were off!!!

    The PAX circled up for the following warm up exercises all in cadence:

    SSH x20, Self Love x10, Arm Circles forward and back x10 each (counting Seaman style was particularly challenging), Grass Grabbers x 10, Imperial Walkers x 20, Calf Stretches x 10

    Kettle Bell halos x10 each direction and Leg Pass Throughs x10 each direction 

    Next, the PAX suitcase carried their bells to the levee for 11s split between Curls and Hurpees.

    Once the 11s were complete the PAX circled up for the following exercises all in cadence:

    Rows both sides x10, Tricep Extensions x15, single arm curls right and left x15, Thrusters x15

    Next up was a round of MARY in cadence:

    Penguins x20, Flutter kicks x 20, American Hammer x20, LBCs x 22

    The PAX form the COT, had count off, nameorama, and intentions. What a great way to start of your birthday! Always a pleasure to lead such a great group of men!