F3 New Orleans

Tag: Bongo

  • 12° on December 1st – from Hokie

    I awaken to the sound of cold wind and regretted signing up to Q on the Lakefront

    As I got out of the car, at 0515, I was greeted by 12° air temps and blasts of cold with 120 mph winds coming off Lake Pontchartrain, so I got back in my car to wait on Pax to arrive.

    I will call my mechanic today as my car said the temperature was 46° but i know better having just been out of the car.

    As 0528 came along 8 additional pax emerged from vehicles including Chootem posting Downrange from Katy

    Rudy was heard by the Q saying something to the effect of “a nice Q might consider going to the other side of the levee”

    At 0530 nine of us moseyed up and over the levee to retreat for coverage and wind protection

    As we hid behind the levee the Disclaimer was given and we did 12 SSH to help the blood start flowing. When we stopped at 12 Q was questioned as to the rep count and YHC welcomed folks to December

    Next 12 slow Merkins

    The 9 of us then spent the next 5 minutes enjoying Bernie Sanders up the levee and run down. After 5 minutes 12 burpees

    4 more minutes of Bernie and then 12 burpees

    3 more minutes of Bernie (for a total of 12) and 12 more burpees

    We then posted on the street and YHC gave a suggestion we be courteous for those still sleeping and remain aware of our voices

    12 more burpees then lunge to next light pole and hold people’s chair waiting on six

    12 burpees and 12 side lunges then Bernie to next light pole and hold people’s chair waiting on six

    12 burpees, 12 side lunges & 12 Imperial Walkers and lunge to next light

    12 burpees, 12 side lunges & 12 Imperial Walkers, add 12 merkins and mosey to the base of Canal

    Bernie up Canal, mosey to Lakefront and 12 plank jacks

    Mosey to flag and 12 Squats will get us to 0615

  • Pre-feast calorie burn – from Mahatma

    It was 5:27 Cool and comfortable – YHC was staring into the darkness and no pax! The decision was made to position his truck for a 5:31 departure yet at 5:29 headlights coming…..white Dodge – YHC new it was a Frac sighting and pulled back into the parking lot. 2 more sets pulled in so our number doubled to 4!

    After disclaimer the outline for the beatdown was explained……simple enough don’t stop moving even when your waiting (SSH or Scuba Kicks). All movement was Indian Run style. Every 5 minutes we would halt whatever we were doing for a round robin set of Mary.

    Warm up – IR around the fountain – JackWeb then IR up the levee to the House of Pain – 3 rounds of 5 pull ups – IR to the end of the levee sharp turn down and across a VERY wet field for street sign dead lift – IR to the corner (quick instructions for 1 round of the “H8” Indian style of course – finishing at the corner we used another downed street sign for 1 round of rows – IR to the Seawall 2 rounds of Indian style push-up ladder – IR to the opposite end of Seawall then 2 rounds of 3 box jumps then1 burpee x 5 – IR back to the HofP 2 rounds of 5 pull ups – line up at the base of the levee 3 rounds of sprints up walk down the backside sprint back up. Finished with Frac leading the last round of Mary.

    COT – prayer of Thanksgiving!

  • Pole Dancing – from Rudy

    8 HIM on the shores of the lake early in the morning. The weather was nowhere near as cold as YHC expected – so of course, no surprise to see JV in his tank top, making Hawg look absolutely overdressed in his typical shortsleeve shirt. YHC was bundled for a full winter day, as were Wilson and Cheese Steak. Not sure how Cheese Steak was able to move under all of those Brother Martin layers, but that’s on him…

    YHC pulled the first backblast he could locate from his Okwata Q records – June, 2017. Appropriately titled “Leg Day at Okwata” – guess what we were gonna focus on this am?

    Imitating the new hot Uptown workout, apparently popularized by Willie, the PAX began with speed walk (turn those hips!) to the top of the Levee. From there, a quick warmup of the usuals.

    Thang 1: BLIMP ladder. 5 Burpees on top of the levee, run down for 5 BBSU, then run back up. Round 2: 5 Burpees, 10 Lunges, …. Keep adding through the rest of the I – M – P – S cycle.

    Thang 2: Quadrophelia – the full 4 minutes worth!

    People’s Lunge Walk along the top of the levee. We all lunge walk while the PAX from the back speed walks to the front. One cycle through got us to the House of Pain

    Thang 3: 2 rotations of Step Ups, Squats, Pull Ups and a run up the levee with burpees at the top (our timer).

    Thang 4: Calves needed some work. Run across the road to see if we could find someplace to do it – and Voila, a new Okwata exercise has been born. The Pole Dancers. Come on out to see and experience. The glory of 8 PAX pole dancing in the sunrise – a sight to behold!

    Mosey back to the flag for some last rounds of Mary – including Wife Pleasers and Monkey Humpers.

    COT – thank you, Frac, for sharing your story of learning patience from F3. May all of us learn from your example. And may we all be examples of patience to those around us.

  • Pax on a rope – from Mahatma

    A cool crisp Autumn morning along the lake front of NOLA where 10 pax (none in yoga pants) showed up for a beatdown. Disclaimer given

    Head towards the field in front fountain
    Warm up
    X 10
    Mnt Man Poopers
    X 20
    SSH
    X5
    AbVagoda
    Grassgrabbers
    X5
    Fwd
    Back
    Arm Circle
    X10
    Good mornings

    YHC brought just enough rope for 10 pax – holding with 2 hands overhead we started at a walking pace then with a level of confidence picked it up to a slow mosey as we ascended the levee transitioning to an Indian run towards our destination that only YHC knew.

    Once arrived we dropped the rope and descended the levee lining up along the bottom.
    1771 – 1+7 up and over 7+1 up and over repeat with numbers ascending and descending now 2+6 up and over 6+2 continuing until there is a reverse order 7117 yet always added the total number of reps = 8
    V-Ups and Jump Squats
    So 1 VU + 7 JS then up and over 7 VP + 1 JS (or you could do 1JS + 7VU same thing). The reps change as outlined above always = 8
    When pax finished we did Mary until the 6 joined and finished through the reps YHC had on his mind.

    Then line up with the rope Indian run to the starting spot of the “H8”. 2 teams of 5 – race – as a group pax complete 5 hand release merkins run to the top of the levee cross over to center bear crawl across run down the other side to opposite side corner 5 more hand release merkins (these will be done at all corners) back up cross over bear crawl across the middle back down finishing HS merkins at the corners.

    YHC had planned for a looser punishment yet it was skipped (some may say b/c YHC was on the loosing team yet there was a plan).

    Align at the base of the levee – “7”
    6 merkins 1 double under then 5 merkins 2 double under so on.

    Now grab the rope for overhead mosey to the “house of pain” (this was our recovery)

    Partner up – YHC did a bad job of assigning a rotation yet we seemed to figure it out.
    Pull Ups
    Dips
    Incline Merkins
    Timer – run to top of levee 2 burpees run down

    Looking at the time YHC put in an old school “Okwata rite” – Quadrophilia! We only went 2 rounds which brought about some sad protest that YHC didn’t plan well enough for the full 4 minute effect…..this will be adjusted as arm circles won’t ever make a future beatdown of this YHC!

    COT – be aware as to “lost sheep”. Are we in the 99 who should be encouraging and praying for the 1 or are we at times the 1?

  • Then there was 2 – from Bongo

    Despite the manly Broga going on at eh Children’s museum, gaining say 10 pounds on last weeks vacation ain’t coming off in the beatdown, so I needed to create my own with no place to hide during it. Fracsac was there for the ride too. Here is what happened:

    SSHX 20
    Peter Parker — 15
    MC -15
    Arm Circles 10 each
    5 burpees

    Off to planters by lake front, the circle of benches too wet and other residents I did not want to bother….
    10 dips at each planter run back to start line X 4

    11 on the levee at Canal blvd. Squats and Burpees with Burpees counting up

    House of Pain (3) stations — Bernie Sanders up levee for counter. Smell of rotting crawfish stayed with me for the day….

    Back for some Mary

    LBCs X 20
    Flutter kicks X 20
    Hold Plank 1:00 minute

    COT between 2 as we pray for our career directions with our mutual employer.

    Still a long way to go and diet changes.
    See you in the gloom and on the radio

    Bongo

  • 100s – from Vagabond

    Face the Bacon Warmup

    100 reps apiece around the lake
    step ups
    big boi
    irkins
    squats
    plank jack

    Pass the ruck along the way

    Sunday mornings

  • Return of the Catship – from Catfish

    Feeling zesty out at the Mothership this morning with 6 PAX.

    Started at the peristyle with a warmup:

    Abe Vigodas x 10 (in cadence)
    Grass Grabbers x 10 (in cadence)
    SSH x 30 (in cadence)
    Imperial Squat Walkers x 20 (in cadence)
    8-Counts x 15 (in cadence)
    Peter Parkers x 20 (in cadence)
    Plank Jacks x 20 (in cadence)
    Floyd Mayweathers x 20 (in cadence)
    Parker Peters x 20 (in cadence)
    Hold Plank, then low plank

    Back to feet for a round of the Motivator (counted down from 10), then grabbed some columns for
    calf raises x 20 (in cadence)
    tib raises x 20 (in cadence)
    SSH x 20 (in cadence) to keep the heart rate up

    Moseyed to benches for

    Dips x 20 (in cadence)
    Rocky Balboas x 20 (in cadence)
    Derkins x 20 (in cadence)
    Irkins x 20 (in cadence)
    SSH x 20 (in cadence) to keep the heart rate up

    Moseyed to the grass over by the museum for round of Killer B’s (bear crawls, burpees, broad jumps). PAX bear crawled two tree lengths, then broad jumped back, stopping for three burpees every 5 broad jumps. Did one round, then did Jack Webbs up to seven. Did another round of Killer B’s, then coninued Jack Webbs from eight to twelve. Did another round of Killer B’s, then got on sixes for

    LBTs x 20 (in cadence)
    Big Boys x 15 (in cadence)
    Not So Lazy Boys for time (10 seconds each position, right, center, then left)
    Dying Cockroaches x 15(in cadence)
    Hello Dollys x 15 (in cadence)

    Started the mosey back to the flag, stopped just before the bridge for another round of 8-counts x 10 (in cadence).

    Got to flags zone, then did some more of the Motivators for the remaining 2 minutes or so.

    CoT, coffeeteria @ PJs. Fun one!

  • Good Morning……Burpees – from Fracsac

    It’s been a long time since YHC visited the 610 Stomp. Good morning burpees needed to make an appearance during Frac Week, and the Stomp was just the place to make it happen. Rules are simple, stay as a group and say Good Morning to everyone we see. A Good Morning reply is 5 burpees, no reply is 10 burpees and harassing a pedestrian is 15 burpees. YHC was the only one that came close to harassing a paddle boarder, that’s not technically a pedestrian.
    3.5 miles and 100 burpees later we met up for the COT.

    Fun times!!

    NMM

    Come on out to the Foundry for the final appearance from BayWatch before he moves.

    RevSox was especially fond of the Burpees, even more so than Bongo.
    Hawgcycle is even going to have Breadsticks print some shirts commemorating this iconic event.

    Frac Week continues…..

    SYITG 

  • Murph Training 100/200/300!!! – from Hokie

    Round 1 … 5/10/15 pull ups, push ups, squats in 2 minutes 10 seconds

    10 seconds rest

    Rounds 2-16 … 6/12/18 in 2 mins 10 seconds

    10 seconds rest

    Round 17 … 5/10/15 pull ups, push ups, squats in 2 minutes 10 seconds

    10 seconds rest

    Round 18-19
    5/10/15…5/10/15 … no timer