F3 New Orleans

Tag: Heisenberg

  • To Run or not to Run… – from Bogey

    Disclaimer/Mosey to Rock pile/Brief Warmup – Circle of Arms(F&B), AV’s, SSH’s, PP&PP, Self Love/Grab a rock for multiple reps( I said multiple reps HG)…
    The Thang…
    Down the Ladder starting at 14 in cadence with rock, decreasing by 2 each round – Shoulder Press, Curls, Squats, Rows, & Burpees.
    To the track – quick audible due to small pax…always running in one direction( counter clock) passing the frisbee…with every drop 3 burpees for the pax. Hit 48 burpees(104 in total) and 6:15am.
    COT – thank God McGyver is back and please watch over all the Ivanites tonight. Gratitude for giving me the opportunity and the strength to pay it forward.

  • Charmin Maniversary – from Charmin

    Apparently today was YHC’s Maniversary; so to celebrate I have written a lymrick:

    I posted in the gloom today for a ruck.
    I chose this ’cause I knew running would suck
    In total there were 9 runners
    1 walker, and 3 ruckers
    We are all thankful for F3 getting us unstuck

  • Renaissance means Revival – from Triple Shift

    To hit my minimum requirement of two Qs a month, I had to get one in quick before January ended so I signed up for the Sunday Renaissance. With the New Year resolutions passing for many on quitting day (Jan 19th), the men of F3 NOLA yielded themselves to YHC and I didn’t want to disappoint. Time to bring out the sandbags and kettlebells for a revival of pumping iron (sand).

    YHC arrived with a few minutes before 6:30 am and a crowd was present. Along with that crowd came the subsequent mumblechatter. In fact, it was in rare form as the pax was trying their best to distract me from my mission to help these men accelerate. Enough of the chirping and I called out Burpees in cadence up to 10 and things settled down. We performed Imperial Walkers, Low Slow Squats, Open the Gate, Close the Gate, Arm Circles (forward and backward) and closed out with 10 burpees in cadence.

    THE THANG
    We would perform 5 burpees, 10 body rows (flat part of hand rails), 15 Kettlebell swings, and 20 squats then run around NOMA x 5.
    After that round of exercises, we went to the fountain for one legged glute bridges x 10 IC each leg and then Bulgarian Split Squats x 5 IC each leg
    With time running short, we went to the back of NOMA and did three Sunday Mornings.

    COT
    Countoff, Namerama, and intentions. Prayers for MacGyver’s health, Cheese Steak’s son in law and son. Thank you for the opportunity to lead!

  • Roller Derby – from Vagabond

    Pax split into tag teams of 4 and competed to bear crawl pushing two 5 gallon water jugs around the perimeter of the great lawn. Did 100 big bois. Pax choice of exercises with rocks. 6 mins of jump rope.

  • 32 days ago was my 55th Birthday! – from Triple Shift

    It’s been 32 days since I turned 55 on December 24th, 2022 and I had the Q for Mothership. With a crazy 27 degrees and super windy, I was humbled to have Rudy, Fracsac, Heisenberg, Catfish and Hokie come out to my workout. I don’t remember my entire workout because it happened 32 days ago, but I do remember going by the Botanical Garden entrance to get out the wind to warm up and then headed to the front of NOMA where I did some sort of routine that involved elevating everyone’s heart rate with body rows, burpees, lunges, merkins, and other exercises. After that, everything gets fuzzy but laughter and mumblechatter were plentiful and in rare form. Thank you for making my Double Nickel Q one to remember….or not.

  • Rock The Renaissance – from Fracsac

    The Renaissance started off with a speaker blasting classic rock and facing the bacon to warm up. YHC was counting cadence but the Pax were too quiet. That brought a 5 burpees penalty. Pax were louder, then dropped off again, which brought 5 more burpees! That got their attention!

    Mosey to light posts for a Vagabond reverse Route 66. Start with 11 burpees and work down to 1.

    Mosey back to the fountain for stations with a 53# kettlebell sandbag, a 60# sandbag (sweetness) and Triple Shifts wee 40# sandbag. A jump rope and a frisbee made their way in too.

    EMOM to get out last burpees to hit 100.

    A few minutes left so to the side of the museum for Sunday Mornings.

    COT

    100% attended Coffeteria.

    SYITG

  • Maverick++ and 99 Burpees – from Rudy

    Brisk Mothership morning. 12 PAX in the cool gloom came out to better themselves. YHC wanted to reward them – and what better way than with burpees.

    Mosey over to the Peristyle for a quick warm up of some stretching and SSH/IW.

    Thing 1: YHC went way back in the backblast archives looking for something new, and found what Reluctant Yankee termed “The Maverick” from July 2015. But – YHC wanted to one-up them. The Maverick was 11s. What one-ups 11s? A larger number. So in honor of the 220th anniversary of Louis XVI’s beheading – we went for 16s.

    16 Squat Jumps to start, in the Peristyle. Run to the benches, stopping for 1 Hand Release Merkin on the way. Then 1 Dip. Return for 15/2/2. 14/3/3. You get the idea. That was a gasser… Way to go, SOGO and Mahatma (the early finishers) as they pushed the rest of us through to completion. Spaulding’s form was, as always, impeccable.

    YHC was accused of running away, merely because he had to return to his car to get…. The Deck o’ Death. Mosey to the center of the newly-resurrected Great Lawn.

    Thing 2: Hearts = Burpees, Diamonds = Squats, Clubs = Sit Ups, Spades = More Hand Release Merkins (Kennah Brah started griping about that early). Meanwhile, because Macgyver refused to pay attention, he drew a 5 burpee penalty while the rest of the PAX waited. Then the cards began. Out of the gate, Squats took the early lead. But then Hearts started showing. Again. And again. Forever it seemed.

    20 mins later, 26 cards down, YHC called it – so we could get to the last thing. 12 of 26 cards were BurpeeHearts. Frac reported that we did a total of 91 burpees.

    Thing 3: A few rounds of Tyson, with Core exercises. Sprint half-way on the lawn, 10 reps. Sprint to the end, 10 reps, Sprint halfway back, 10 reps, Sprint to the end, 10 reps. Start with V-Ups. YHC instructed PAX who finished first to keep going until the 6 finished 10 reps. Several of the PAX revolted – leading to a 5 Burpee penalty (96 burpees, YHC thought to himself).

    Then we did rounds of Freddy Mercury, Wife Pleasers, and Hello Dolly. Heisenberg and Frac TRIED to get additional penalty burpees to hit 100. But YHC would not bite.

    7:29 – time to head back to the flag. BUT WAIT: 3 more burpees, just because. 99 burpees total.

    COT: Close up with a count-off and name-o-rama. Lots of stuff going on, especially running – Run Cajun Run, Krazy Ivan and City Pork. Several intentions – new life (congrats Disclaimer!) and sad passings. Prayers go with those heading to the next stage of life, and for comfort for those they have left (temporarily).

    And prayers for Spaulding’s friend suffering from Shingles. PSA: The shingles vaccine. If you haven’t (looks askance at himself), please get it. It is painful and 100% unnecessary to suffer through. That is all.

  • Mothership Tribute to Cardinal – from Fracsac

    6 men paid another tribute to F3 Cardinal by completing his VQ at the Mothership.

    Warm-o-Roma
    15- Side Straddles Hops
    10- Tempo Merkins*
    10- Flutter Kicks Double Count
    10- Little Baby Arm Circles Forward
    10- “ “ Backward
    10- Hallujahs
    10- Knoxville Cherry Pickers*
    20 Sec. Samson Hold*
    PHELPS it out
    10- Willie Mayes Hayes
    Workout
    “Card’s Run and Repeat”
    5- Burpees – Moment of silence. Burpee Counter 10
    Big Boys
    Heels to Heaven
    Run to the opposite corner of the Great lawn and repeat (approximately 160 meters)
    Run back to original corner of great lawn.
    10- Burpees Burpee Counter 30
    Little Baby Crunches
    Mt. Climbers Double Count
    Run to the other corner and repeat and run back
    15- Burpees Burpee Counter 60
    Air Squats
    Freddy Mercury’s
    Run to the other corner and repeat and run back
    When you return hold squat until all Pax have finished
    As a group if there is time
    20- Burpees Burpee Counter 100

    We continued beyond with the following as we still had 25 minutes to go.

    Right leg power ups x 10
    Left leg power up x 10
    Dips x 10
    Bulgarian split squats x 10 (Left and Right)

    Bear crawl and burpees on the Great Lawn:
    Bear crawl to tree 1 – 5 burpees
    Bear crawl to tree 2 – 4 burpees
    Continue until tree 5 – 1 burpee

    120 Burpees total

    Mary

    COT where the Q read the piece from the Accidental Adventurer by Matt Crossman, aka F3 Ralph. F3 is a gift, and I’d be lost without you guys. Continue to share this gift with other men as it is needed.

    I love each and every one of you.

    SYITG

  • 385ish 6-10 Stomp using the improved Straight-Six Method – from Heisenberg

    To assist Frac and me in accomplishing the January ISI goal of 3,100 burpees, I signed up to Q the 385-ish running of the 610 Stomp. I devised a simple algorithm to perform 10 burpees every 6 minutes to keep the math simple. I announced we would run out and back along the Bayou Saint John route, turning around at the 21-minute mark or 5:51. We would perform ten burpees every 6 minutes. So starting at 5:30, the PAX would perform ten burpees at 5:36, 5:42; 5:48, 5:54, 6:00, 6:06; 6:12 for a total of 70 burpees and, time permitting, finish with 10 to seal the deal. We were all in synch at 5:36; then chaos resulted as the lead pack failed to perform the next set at 5:42. Instead, they started the 2nd set of burpees at 5:43. Evidently, the original 610 Stomp used a much more complex algorithm requiring a six-minute and 1-minute timer. So back in the old days, the OG’s would repeat a 6+1 round where they would run for six minutes – burpee/walk for 1 minute, then repeat. I like my Straight-6 method as it allows for more burpees. Next, 610 Q I will hand out cheat sheets to avoid confusion and get the full 80 burpees in the allotted 45 minutes.

  • Awesome at Okwata – from Cheese Steak

    Let me introduce myself. Steak….Cheesesteak. 8 Pax assembled for a glimpse of my awesomeness, one being an FNG. I gave a disclaimer. We ran to the fountain and created a circle of sorts in front. I could see a fear of wet grass in their eyes, so I allowed them to gather on the hard surface.
    We began exercising. This was when one of the Pax asked me to demonstrate an exercise for the FNG.
    Fine. It played out like this:

    Question: can you demonstrate for the FNG?
    My awesome answer: do what I do. You’ll catch on….

    He caught on quickly. Trial by fire is what I say.

    I demanded the Pax pair up and do as I told them to. They did. What we did doesn’t matter. Just know they did it.

    The cries of wet feet began as I took the pax on a journey to the top of the levy. We did a people’s run with the last man sprinting to the front. They stopped at the pump station, which is what I expected. They knew not to cross me.
    At the concrete apron we did things as pairs again. Many things. One pax always ran down and up backwards. This is where I introduced the Australian Sweat Angel. Just know it was awesome.

    We went to the wall and did Jack Webbs with air presses in the people’s chair against the wall. My cadence was awesome.

    I demanded another People’s run to the House of Pain. The Pax complied. There I informed them to partner up and do stations, one of which was pull ups. They complied.

    Mosey back to the flag for the COT

    Welcome Punxsutawney Phil.

    SYITG