Tag: Hokie Pokey

  • Afternoon Delight – Tabata & “coffee” And STRINGS – from Hokie

    After meeting Strings this past weekend, I have incorporated Hindu Merkins and Hindu Squats by Matt Furey.

    Tonight we introduced a new exercise and named it Strings. Imagine a low plank while pulling into your body with your elbows and pushing your toes to really stiffen your core.

    Here was the Thang….

    Tabata #1 – 14 mins Legs
    2 rounds, work :50 rest :10
    – Bobby Hurley’s
    – Speed humpers
    – Low slow Squats
    – Bolt 45’s
    – Lunges F
    – lunges B
    – FireHydrants(L 1st time, R 2nd)

    Tabata #2 – 14 mins Shoulders
    2 Rounds, work :50 rest :10
    – Hindu Merkin
    – Merkins
    – Mountain Climbers
    – T Merkins
    – Shoulder Taps
    – stiff arm merkins
    – Angle Grinder (Merkin/Knee tsp)

    Tabata #3 – 14 mins Abs/Core
    2 rounds, work :50 rest :10
    – LBC
    – Flutter Kicks
    – Bohemian rhapsody Freddy Mercury with 5 sec hold
    – Star toe taps
    – cross armed Big Boy Sit Ups
    – plank pull aka Strings
    – Box Cutters

  • Frisbee Run and 7.4 Suck HINDU STYLE – from Hokie

    After meeting @Strings on Saturday YHC incorporated Hindu Merkins and Hindu Sit ups to the plan

    Warmorama
    Slow VIGODA
    Concrete grabbers
    Low slow squats

    The Thang

    Run around NOMA with Frisbee and 5 burpees for each drop

    25 Reps of 7 exercises followed with 4 burpees

    Rinse and repeat with Frisbee Loops of NOMA

    HINDU Big Boi Sit ups
    Shoulder Taps
    Step Ups
    HINDU Merkins
    Superman with Lat Pull downs
    Lunges
    LBC’s

    And of course, we closed with Sunday Mornings with last one

    7 Air presses
    4 Donkey Kicks
    4 Balls to the Wall push ups

  • F3 NOLA 1776 Patriot Games – from Hokie

    July 1776…. There are on average 1776 strides in a mile

    Warm-o-Rama with SSH x 20, Concrete grabbers x 10, Slow Vigodas x 10

    The Thang
    1 mile run, then 100 of each of the following;

    Merkins
    Overhead claps
    LBCs
    Dips
    Moroccan Night Clubs
    Leg Scissors
    Step ups
    Squats
    American Hammers
    Mountain Climbers
    Shoulder Taps
    Plank Jacks
    High Knees
    Lunges
    SSH
    Superman with Lat pull downs
    Big Boi Sit ups

    IF anyone got through that in the 56 minutes

    They would have continued with 100 yard bear crawl & 76 burpees

    We then had great attendance at Coffeeteria including Charmin posting down range from Houston (at workout too!) and Belloq (still on IR)

  • Independence Day – are you smarter than a 5th grader? – from Hokie

    On a hot, steamy and soon to be rainy Afternoon Delight, 7, then 8, then 9 and finally 10 Pax gathered for a little education and sweat and unfortunately burpees

    After the warm-o-Rama YHC informed the Pax, I would ask a history question about our Independence Day origin.

    After each correct answer, we would follow with 3 exercises 7.4.1776…7 reps of the 1st, 4 reps of the 2nd, 17 reps of the 3rd, and 76 reps of the 4th.

    If there was an incorrect answer, we would start with 10 penalty burpees.

    Here are the questions, along with correct answers and the four exercises after each question.

    Btw – we did 80 penalty burpees 😜

    1. What date did Continental Congress declare its freedom from Britain? ~ July 2, 1776 ~ On July 4, 1776, once the delegates had prepared an explanation to the public, the Declaration of Independence was read in each colony and adopted by Congress. When the Lee Resolution was brought again before the Continental Congress on July 2, 1776, twelve colonies adopted it with New York abstaining. On July 4, only nine colonies voted in favor of adopting the Declaration of Independence. Pennsylvania and South Carolina voted No, Delaware was Undecided and New York Abstained.

    1
    Bohemian Rhapsody
    Cracker Jacks
    Chuck Norris Merkins
    Alternating Side Squats
    2. When was The Declaration of Independence Signed? Once the Congress approved the actual Declaration of Independence document on July 4, it ordered that it be sent to a printer named John Dunlap. About 200 copies of the Dunlap Broadside were printed. Most of the members of the Continental Congress signed a version of the Declaration on August 2, 1776 in Philadelphia. The last signature was not obtained until 11.04.76

    Derricks
    Burpees
    Merkin Jack
    Bear Hold
    3. How many copies of the Original Declaration of Independence Exist today? 26 Originally, Congress ordered 200 copies of the Declaration of Independence from a printer named John Dunlap. On July 5, 1776, these copies were distributed to various assemblies, conventions, committees, and leaders of Continental battalions. However, only 26 of the original copies of the Declaration are still in existence today. The most prominent one lives in the National Archives, where it has been framed, protected, and displayed for public viewing.

    Alabama ass Kicker
    4 m x 4’s mc
    Lounge Acts
    Big Boi Sit Ups
    4. What is written on the back of The Declaration of Independence? Unfortunately for National Treasure fans, it’s not an invisible treasure map. Written upside down on the back of the document reads: “Original Declaration of Independence dates 4th July 1776.” It’s believed this text was added as a label, as parchment was oftentimes rolled up for transport during the Revolutionary War.

    Alligator Merkin
    Air Drama (squat/calf raise)
    SSH
    Cross Arm Sit Ups
    During World War II, where did the Declaration of Independence get stored? ~ Fort Knox
    ABC’s ~ 6″ & legs spell
    Angle Grinder ~ 8 ct
    Low Slow Squats
    Lunges
    How many authors are there of The Declaration of Independence? 5 John Adams of Massachusetts, Benjamin Franklin of Pennsylvania, Robert R. Livingston of New York, Roger Sherman of Connecticut, and Thomas Jefferson of Virginia. There were a total of 86 edits to Jefferson’s original draft by the time of its approval on July 4, but the famous Preamble remained untouched.
    Apolo Ohno’s
    Apollo Creed Burpee
    wojo Squats (Slap dirt)
    Backwards Lunges
    7. How many of the authors signed The Declaration of Independence ? 4 Robert Livingston was a New York delegate, fervent patriot, and a member of the Committee of Five, which spent days drafting the Declaration of Independence. After countless hours of debating, Livingston was ultimately unable to sign the document. Although Livingston strongly supported the fight for freedom, he refused to sign the document before New York had formally instructed its delegation to do so. The last person to sign was Matthew Thornton, who signed it on November 4, 1776. Robert Livingston, one of the Committee of Five members, never signed it, stating it was too soon to declare independence from Britain.

    ATM’s ~ 7 Shouldr Tap, 7 Slow Merk, 7 Reg ~ 4x
    Aiken Legs squat/lunge
    Speed humpers

  • A squirrel while doing squrls – from Boo-Boo

    After the standard disclaimer. PAX moseyed to the rock pile for warmup including SSH x 31, Arm circles 10 forward/ 10 backwards, Abe Vigodas x10, Grass Grabbers x10, Mountain Climbers x 20, and Toy Soldiers aka Hairy Rockettes aka Kim Jung-uns.

    PAX were instructed to grab a medium rock and proceed to the parking lot near the “running path.”

    LT. Dan across parking lot to the gym.

    3 sets of 25 (Or is it two? Let’s stick with three) triceps extension/chest press (75 total)
    Mosey 50 yards, 10 mountain climbers (2 is 1), and Bernie Sanders back

    SSH waiting for 6

    3 sets of 25 rows (75 total)
    Karaoke 50 yards, 10 American Hammers (2 is 1), and Karaoke back

    SSH waiting for 6

    3 sets of 25 (75 total) squrls (squat, curl)
    Mosey 50 yards, 10 LBCs, and mosey Back

    Tclaps to Rudy, who was the only PAX to complete the third set of squrls. Ironically, on his return mosey, Rudy chased a squirrel (while yelling “squirrel, squirrel”) that was innocently trying to cross the parking lot on its way to get some breakfast.

    Once PAX gained their composure from Rudy’s delirium caused by oxygen deprivation, they returned their rocks and moseyed to the flag.

    COT, prayer lead by War Eagle, OUT! It’s always an honor to lead HIM and helps me to become a better leader.

  • Happy FATHERS DAY – from Hokie

    Five Pax celebrated FATHERS DAY

    F ield of dreams
    A lternating leg step ups
    T riple Check
    H ail Mary
    E mpty Wheelbarrel
    R ocky Balboa
    S unday Morning
    D onkey Kicks
    A nimal Walk
    Y urpee

    We then closed with Sunday Mornings & Mary

  • Oh my, it is hot- 7 ran 4 days didn’t – from Hokie

    7 Pax met to get some version of 55k training, up to 22 miles

    4 Pax met for a Hokie Q with Mother Nature bringing the beatdown with heat & humidity

    Leg focus
    2 rounds, work for 50 seconds of work & 10 seconds of rest

    – Bobby Hurley’s
    – Low slow Squats
    – Bolt 45’s
    – Lunges Forward
    – lunges Backwards
    – Fire Hydrants
    – Scorpions (L 1st time, R 2nd)

    Shoulder focus
    – Apollo Speed Skate Burpees
    – Merkins
    – Mountain Climbers
    – T Merkins
    – Shoulder Taps
    – stiff arm merkins
    – Angle Grinder (Merkin/Knee tsp)
    – Bear crawl/crawl bear

    Abs/Core focus
    – LBC
    – Flutter Kicks
    – Bohemian rhapsody Freddy Mercury
    – Star toe taps
    – cross armed Big Boy Sit Ups
    – v-ups
    – Box Cutters
    – dying cockroach

  • Crawl Under a Train & Catch Me if you Can – from Hokie

    YHC texted via Mumblechatter at 0510 to avoid coming to el Diablo via Metairie Road due to a train being STOPPED and to come in via Airline.

    Meanwhile two Pax decided to add an adventure to their pre-workout ventures by crawling UNDER the damn Ol Train like they were in a Hank Williams song.

    At 0530 YHC tried to get a disclaimer in between repeated interruptions by some unnamed “two ply” and then held a VERY Brief warm-o-rama with Abe Vigodas and Grass grabbers before lining the Pax up for an exercise to complete the warm up… The exercise would be called “go under the train” based on the stories of War Eagle and Hand Grenada’s journey in this AM… we lined up on the goal line and inch wormed out towards the 50, did 5 merkins, stood up and rinse and repeated about a dozen times (some would say 60 merkins warmed up our shoulders)

    we then moseyed to the track, around the 50 yard line to start our adventures. Imagine six points on the track
    1. 50 yard line
    2. Goal line
    3. Around the end zone to the goal line across field from #2
    4. the 50 yard line across field from #1
    5. The next goal line
    6. around end zone to goal line across field from #5 and 100 yards away from #1 😉

    The THANG
    at each of the 6 points we would do 10 reps of exercise called out by the Q then another exercise while waiting on the six.

    We would then rotate through a series of “MODES of transportation” between points as follows
    1-2 above ~ Mosey
    2-3 above ~ Sprint
    3-4 above backwards mosey as fast as possible
    4-5 above Lunge walk
    5-6 above backwards Lunge
    6-1 Sprint

    Round 1 ~ At each of the six points we would do 10 Burpees and then Imerial Walkers while waiting on the six
    Round 2 ~ 10 Merkins and SSH while waiting on the six
    Round 3 ~ 10 sit ups with arms crossed and squats while waiting on the six

    Between 0601 and 0605, we stopped and did 4 minutes of calf raises with both legs, then just right leg, then just left leg, then both legs.

    YHC was pleased later in the day to see Hawg’s post in mumble chatter stating this type of format lead to an elevated heart rate for a good portion of our morning.

  • Wherever two or , well two… are gathered – from Hokie

    War Eagle & Hokie decided since Short Bus & T-Square we’re out of town, we would mosey to support the Wank

    We did not count on being the only two, but, since we were, we worked out on our “only the fly ruck plate” Q

    Warm-o- Rama then mosey to The Framers market with ruck plates in hand.

    10 reps at each pillar of the Farmers Market…

    Round 1 – all 8 pillars, 10 curls each pillar
    Round 2 – 7 pillars – – rows
    Round 3 – 6 pillars – one arm shoulder press (3xL & 3xR)
    Round 4 – 5 “pillars” – chest presses
    Round 6 – 4 pillars – shoulder presses
    Round 7 – 3 pillars – low slow Squats
    Round 8 – at benches – step ups 10 L/10R
    Round 9 – 1 pillar -Triceps

    Mosey back stopping for Merkin Ladder & Mary

  • Miserable Mosey – from Hokie

    only two of us… mosey to garage…
    run to 2nd floor… 10 merkins
    3rd floor …. 20 low squats
    4th floor … 30 SSH
    5th floor … 40 mountain climbers
    6th floor … 50 calf raises

    Rinse and repeat two more times