So, when YHC arrived at the Mothership he was wondering how
many PAX would show up as the Northshore was hosting their Convergence and 3
yr. anniversary. Congrats Northshore
PAX! Happy to hear there was a strong
contingent of Southshore PAX to help you celebrate. With that, I was quite surprised to see 10+
PAX upon my arrival at the Flag. This
quickly grew to 20+ PAX. Many new faces
amongst the group. As I said the
disclaimer, I asked if there were any new guys to F3. Four men yelled out. Nice job PAX on the
EHing. And we are off!
Mosey to Great Lawn
for Warm Up:
Line up in single
line. All exercises into Q yells Halt
Walking Soldiers
High Knees
Butt Kicks
Carioca
Defensive Slides
Circle up for
additional warm-up:
Forward Arm Circles I/C X20
Reverse Arm Circles I/C X20
Imperial Walkers I/C X20
Mosey to Blocks for:
Block Work-Out
Curls I/C X20
Military Presses I/C X20
Rows I/C X20
Alternating Merkins with one hand on Block I/C
X20
Chest Press on Six I/C X20
Flutter Kicks Holding Block Up I/C X20
Indian Run to
Practice Track for Dirty McDeuce
1st Set
Merkins
Monkey Humpers
Crunchy Frogs
1 Lap around the track
2nd Set
Diamond Merkins
Jump Squats
Hello Dollys
1 Lap around the track
3rd Set
Staggered Right Merkins (Right Foot over Left
Foot, Thanks Peppah!)
Lunges
Real Freddie Mercurys
1 Lap around the track
4th Set
Staggered Left Merkins (Left Foot over Right
Foot)
Copperhead Squats
LBC’s
1 Lap around the track
All of the above exercises done in I/C X12
Mosey Back to Peristyle for short series of stretches
Count-off, Name-o-rama (4 FNG’s Baloo for Jungle Book
Character, Dancing Queen because he tried to name himself and he’s a swing
dancer, swinger?, UnBelizeable because he is from Belize and is 60+ and killed
the workout, Gideon because birth name is Ben Bible, need I say more),
Announcements and Prayer
Thanks for the honor of letting me lead. As I looked around the CoT, YHC saw many new
faces not just FNG’s. This is a
testament to all the PAX who are sharing this gift called F3.
YHC was honored to perform my VQ at The Foundry today. Thankfully rain has held off for several days as I was concerned about possibly ruining the grass for the exercises I had planned. I had been bouncing some ideas around in my head and reviewed the entire Exicon to get some good ideas. Despite their absence from the Lakeview Clown Car today, Tclaps to Kuch (sickness) and YaMomAnEm (out of town) for providing suggestions, guidance, and allowing me to bounce ideas off of them. The remaining members of the LCC, Half Nelson and Abacus, happily joined along for what was hopefully going to be an entertaining workout.
15 PAX gathered in the gloom today at the usual spot in Roosevelt Mall and after what could’ve been the shortest disclaimer I recall we mosey’d over to the track.
THE WARM UP – all in cadence
SSH x 27
Windmills x 9
Peter Parkers x 9
Parker Peters x 9
Wife pleasers x 9
Left single leg wife pleasers x 9
Right single leg wife pleasers x 9
Next we performed a “Cleveland Indians” run. Due to the size of the PAX (thankfully it was an even number) I opted to split into 2 groups as we ran towards NOMA then promptly continued the loop and headed back towards Falcon Field. Along the way the running group I was a part of realized the other group had dwindled from the initial 8 members down to 5. Some comments were made as we realized we were not following the motto of “No Man Left Behind.” Those PAX members who had already reached Falcon Field promptly decided to sweep the 6 and complete the run.
Thanks to the Exicon I was able to determine what would be meat of our workout today. Since I am a baseball lover I thought “Field of Dreams” would be a great way to include a little bit of everything. After splitting inot 4 teams of 4 men instructions were spelled out.
Home plate group perform 18 burpees and would be our counter.
While group at home plate performed burpees, first base group performed squats, second base group performed merkins, and third base group performed LBCs. All of these groups would perform AMRAP.
Once home plate group completed 18 burpees they would “Chicago Cub” crawl to first base. At that time first base group would “Chicago Cub” crawl to second base, etc. until all 4 groups had completed all 4 stations.
After a small amount of confusion on when to crawl, the PAX quickly understood the rules of the exercise upon my second attempt and completed without incident and most importantly without injury.
After a 20 count from War Eagle we moved on to a timed team competition. PAX was again split into 2 groups. Group 1 lined up at home plate to run the bases. The first participant would take off and upon reaching second base would yell for the next runner to go until all members had hit all 4 bases. While Group 1 ran, Group 2 headed to left field for some walking lunges until Group 1 had finished. We then swapped and while Group 2 ran the bases Group 1 performed an exercise which looked like more LBCs. I realized afterwards I did not actually instruct this group on what to do while Group 2 ran the bases so they thankfully took it upon themselves to lead each other.
Finish times:
Group 1: 1 min, 32 sec
Group 2: 1 min, 23 sec
Since Group 1 had lost in admirable fashion they performed a penalty run along the warning track with a stop in center field for 9 burpees. Group 2 headed to the left field line for some celebratory Nolan Ryan’s. 9 reps on each side were performed in cadence followed by a plank and wait until Group 1 returned. Cowbell requested group to plank on elbows so his request was granted.
With the PAX whole again we completed the workout at Falcon Field with 27 “Los Angeles” Sweat Angels. Mosey back to flag (or at least where flag typically is located.)
COT – countarama, namearama, intentions both spoken and unspoken, and prayers of thanks.
Thanks to everyone for allowing me to Q today and try something out at the baseball field I had been wanting to mix in. Now that I have my VQ under my belt I look forward to future Q’s.
No doubt it was a LONG fun weekend for many PAX – especially those working the Hogs for the Cause BBQ fund raiser. All we can assume is that after “BARKING” for team Deswine Intervention – Peaches was canned! Monday was cold and with the PAX restless realizing Peaches was a no show, I figured it was time to get moving. We moseyed to our normal RC warm up spot. Disclaimer was given for the group as this was going to be a PAX lead beatdown. Mahatma (initial QIC) set to ground rules, ALL would be called out to lead. The warm up began:
All in cadence 15 – 30
SSH – Mahatma
Hill Billy Cow Bell
King Kong
WindMills Baby Face
Grass Grabers Madula
Arm Circles Screw Top
Grab a Rock – Mosey to the open field
Pax lined up for a 7
KK called out ManMakers then run 25 yards for Bobby Hurley
RugaRu – Partner Dora – 50 cross over Merkins, 100 Curls, 150 Squats – While pax 1 starts exerciser, pax 2 runs 25 yards and back – switch and keep building toward the #.
Mosey back toward the rock pile BUT there was still time for a Ring of PAX where one by one each Pax lead an effort. Memory loss- If you’ve read to this point feel free to update or send a shoutout through Mumblechatter and I’ll update.
Return Rocks – Mosey back to flag.
COT – After count off and Name O Rama – Pax named and welcomed Swisher-Sweets. Intentions and Prayers of Thanks.
Honestly this is F3 at it’s roots – Men leading Men. Great effort by all.
Something different for pax this morning at 610 stomp, some speed work at the track. Isn’t this why we set up the workout near the track, yet we always head away from it? In any event it is great timing for those getting ready for CCC on the 20th. Here is what we did:
Warm ups:
IW x 20
PP x 15
Grass grabbers x 15
Then (1) mile as fast as we can for a baseline time measure, cool down.
Back again for another mile but…. 10 burpees at each split 4 times
The speed runs at 100, 200, 300, 400 and 100 jog in between.
Then some stretching and Mary:
Flutter kicks -15
Freddie Mercury – 15
IBCs – 15
Then back to COT to name fngs and the normal closings, welcome to new FNGs and hope to see you again.
Finally, condolences to Hawgcycle for the passing of his mother. Our prayers are with you and your family in this hard time.
28 PAX gathered on this beautiful, calm, cool Friday morning. Still very dark at 5:25 a.m…. but YHC noticed he wasn’t the only one using passports frequently these days… Your Mom’n Dem and Half Nelson traveled ALL THE WAY from Lakeview to Uptown just for this beat down. Seconds later, YHC noted 2 more Lakeview Pax, Screw Top and Jesus Juice, were also here for their WPM debut. T-Claps to all the out-of-towners including Dr. Quinn from St. Louis. Welcome!!! YHC gave his standard disclaimer and off we went!!!
Warm-ups
Short mosey to Loyola campus and did the following in cadence:
Grass Grabbers x 10
Windmills x 10
Imperial Walkers x 20
Self Love x 10
SSHs x 20
Mountain Climbers x 20
The WPM
Moseyed to the base of the WPM. YHC told the PAX to sweep the Six by running up and down the ramps instead of planking.
1.) Ran up the first ramp so that the PAX were at the base of the 2nd ramp. Partner up. First exercise – burpees jump over. One PAX was doing the burpee jump over the other PAX, who was in the low plank position. Each PAX did 5 burpees jump over then Flap Jack. Then ran up the ramp and repeat the same burpees jump over. Ran back down the ramp, rinse and repeat. Then ran back up the ramp and did the final set of burpees jump over. In total, each PAX did 4 rounds (total 20 burpees jump over each).
2.) Side hopped on the flat level from one end to the other and switched direction in the middle. Now at the base of the 3rd ramp. Picked a different partner. 2nd exercise – synchronized air squats. Started off at the base with 20 air squats, ran up the ramp then did 15 squats, ran back down with 10 squats. Ran back up the ramp and finished with 5 squats.
3.) Karaoke on the flat level from one end to the other and switched direction in the middle. Now the PAX were at the base of the 4th ramp. Picked another different partner. 3rd exercise – patty cake merkins. Started off at the base with 20 patty cake merkins, ran up the ramp then did 15 merkins, ran back down with 10 more. Ran back up the ramp and finished with 5 merkins.
4.) Prisoner ran on the flat level from one end to the other to get to the next ramp. Now at the base of the 5th ramp. Picked a new partner. 4th exercise – decline merkins. One PAX (while in a squat position) was holding other PAX’s legs, who was doing 5 derkins. Flap Jack. Then ran up the ramp and repeat the same reps. Ran back down the ramp, rinse and repeat. Then ran back up the ramp and did the final set of derkins. In total, each PAX did 4 rounds (total 20 derkins each while the holder was in a squat position).
5.) Prisoner ran on the flat level from one end to the other to get to the next ramp. Now at the base of the 6th ramp. Picked another partner. 5th exercise – synchronized big boy sit-ups. Started off at the base with 20 sit-ups, ran up the ramp then did 15 more, ran back down with 10 reps. Ran back up the ramp and did 5 sit-ups. Then ran back down the ramp and waited for the SIX.
6.) Now at the base of the 6th ramp again. Picked a different partner for one last time. Wheel barrel up the ramp. Flap Jack at the PAX discretion. Each PAX finished the beat down with 30 LBCs at the top of the WPM.
Ran down the stairs back to flag and finished at about 6:17 a.m. Couple minutes late but no mumble chatter. Yes because Rudy wasn’t there.
COT
Count-O-Rama 28PAX, Name-O-Rama, announcements, intentions. YHC invited the PAX to stop by Deswine Intervention tent at Hogs for the Cause. Thank You all again for the opportunity to lead. Always a pleasure and honor to workout with the PAX. SYITG
With all the new NOLA PAX members that have taken the Daily Red Pill and joined our ranks, there are so many great workouts they have missed since the inception of F3 NOLA. One of my favorites at Okwata is the 40! Thank you, Rudy! Other epic beatdowns such as the H8 and Elevens with Burpees at Okwata are always crowd pleasers. Since the Army Corps of Engineers raised the height of the lake levee, this AO is like no other in the city. As a side note, you can also thank Mayor Cantrell and former Mayor Landrieu for keeping the grass well manicured over the years.
WARMUP
After my disclainer, we do a quick mosey around the Mardi Gras fountain with side shuffles, high knees and butt kicks and head over to the levee. The space between the sidewalk and the bottom of the levee is very spongelike and lumpy so watch your step.
THE THANG
As I give the instructions, I hear some groans from the veterans and get some puzzled looks from the newcomers as they process the task ahead of them. It’s pretty simple. Run up and over the levee 40 times and perform 10 exercises 40 times. The sequence of the beatdown is as follows:
It’s 6:13am and we head back to the Freedom Hammer
COUNTOFF, NAMERAMA AND COT
Honored to lead all the HIM (High Impact Men) today and grateful for your friendship, camaraderie, and accountability. Prayers for those fighting cancer and those who have lost loved ones! Lord help us be the leaders we were destined to be for our wives, children, and community!
After losing Left Eye last week, I was offered redemption. Left Eye saw I had the Q at Rock City, and was kind enough to give me another shot. 24 men arrived in the dark gloom of Pontiff, without lights, for a beatdown in the dark and damp. Bogey suggested we all hold hands and sing Kumbaya during the workout so no man gets left behind. Not a bad idea… The usual disclaimer and off we go.
We moseyed to the usual spot by the rocks for our warm-up COP.
SSH x 20 IC
IW x 20 IC
Windmills x 10 IC
Arm circles 10 forward 10 backwards IC
LSS x 20 IC
Mountain climbers x 20 IC.
Grab a rock and head to the track. We lined up on the 20 yard line of the football field for a rock circuit. I kept one eye on Left Eye the whole time…
Shoulder press x 15 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock curls x 15 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock rows x 15 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock squats x 15 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
By this time, Cowbell could see what was coming…
Shoulder press x 10 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock curls x 10 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock rows x 10 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock squats x 10 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Shoulder press x 5 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock curls x 5 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock rows x 5 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Rock squats x 5 IC, sprint to the end zone and back.
Next we bear crawled from the 20 to the end zone, 20 Merkins in the end zone, and lunge walked back to the 20. Next circuit.
Chest press x 20 IC
Flutter kicks with rock held high x 20 IC
Chest press x 20 IC
Hello dolly with rock held high x 20 IC
Then we moved our rocks out to the 40 yard line, and teamed up in Pax of 3 for Merkin relays. 40 yard dash, followed by 15 Merkins, until the other Pax got back to you. 3 rounds of 15 Merkins, followed by 3 rounds of 10 Merkins, for 6 rounds total.
Circle up for some Mary.
LBCs x 20 IC
Box cutters x 20 IC
Dying cockroach x 20 IC
Penguins x 20 IC
Return your beloved rock back to the pile and run back to the flag for a percent finish. (Maybe 1 minute late according to Triple Shift, but his watch must be wrong.) Count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and a prayer. I am grateful I did not lose another Pax member today. We were 24 strong throughout. Thank you for letting me lead.
As many New Orleanians might be aware, Hamilton has been playing at The Saenger for a 3 week run. As many F3ians might be aware, Da Parish and Rudy have a thing for musicals. So of course, the Hamilton workout was an obvious combination. And a plot was hatched – only publicized to those PAX that were In The Room Where It Happened….. So Hamilton and Burr signed up to Q the Mothership and Muscleship.
6:29am, PAX loitering around both flags wondering who was stepping forward to claim the Q. Especially loud grumbling at the Mothership flag from Jingle Vader, who repeatedly expressed his dislike for all things in Pop Culture.
6:30am, Rudy at Mothership and Parish at Muscleship give the disclaimers to PAX (most of whom seemed to be saying “Yeah, I figured.”). And both PAX took off to meet at the flag standing by a large box in the field in front of the museum.
And what was in the box? No – this isn’t a Brad Pitt “What’s in the Box?” scene. Instead, it was the exercise gear for the Qs…
And all the PAX grumbled and groaned, but still circled up in one large combined workout circle.
The Warmup – Qs alternating exercise callouts
16 SSH (Hamilton was 16 on arrival to US)
7 Burpees OYO as we begin spelling out Burr
21 Imperial Walkers (Hamilton was 21 when he became aide to Washington
Up/Downs to Burr’s cadence
30 Peter Parkers (Hamilton was 30 at the Constitutional Convention
Rocky Balboas to more of Burr cadence
Then (thanks to Mahatma’s good advice), PAX numbered off. 1s go with Hamilton (Rudy), 2s go with Burr (Parish). The Q vs Q Showdown begins…
Burr – Round 1
Dora 1-2-3 to Aaron Burr, Sir & My Shot. Pax 1 will perform the exercise while Pax 2 Burr Crawls to the 2nd tree & back.
Floyd Mayweather x 100 (2=1) – Hamilton upon meeting Burr advised he had recently punched the bursar of Princton
Squats x 200 – Burr advises Hamilton, Laurens, Mulligan & Lafayette that he’d rather sit than stand for the revolution
American Hammer x 300 – Hamilton does not throw away his shot and drops his American Hammer on Burr, Lafayette, Laurens & Mulligan
MerKING Wave/Burr Crawl to You’ll be Back
While PlanKING during the song sung by King George, pax will do a MerKING wave (1 merkin performed in a wave around the circle). When the last pax merks, the entire circle will Burr Crawl clockwise 1 rotation. Repeat the MerKING wave with 2 merks, Burr Crawl, etc until song is complete.
Mary to the song Guns & Ships.
Hold out your gun at Yorktown by holding a James Bond for :30 center/left/righ
Yorktown would not have been a victory w/out the French ships in the harbor. Hold your Boat/Canoe for :30 and finish out the song.
Hamilton – Round 1
Hamiltabata. 8 exercises, 45 seconds high intensity, 15 seconds of rest. To the songs Alexander Hamilton and My Shot
Happy Jacks (5 SSH, 2 Squat Jumps)
Absolution (8 count plank-position exercise)
Merkins
Imperial Squat Walkers
Lunges
T-Merkins
Outlaw
No Surrender (aka “The Genuflect”, in F3 Nola lexicon)
20 Count
To the 2:30 song Aaron Burr: Burpees. OYO. Go. Until the song ends. Yes, grumbly PAX – I mean it. Till the song ends.
20 Count
Mosey to the fountain for a version of the Cabinet Battle.
PAX 1 planks
PAX 2 dips x30 – with feet on PAX 1 back.
Flapjack.
Flapjack for x20
Flapjack for x10
Interlude
Both groups met at the lawn, and switched. Now the 2s go with Hamilton and the 1s go with Burr.
Burr – Round 2
Take a Break while we mosey to the Foundry
Time for an amRAP Battle while we hear Cabinet Battle #1
5 Pull ups, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats, Repeat until song is complete (3:35)
How are you going to Say No To This first American Political Sex Scandal. Hamilton was being extorted by James Reynolds while Hamilton had sex with his wife Maria. The first time it happened Hamilton gave Maria $30. Perform 30 reps (IC) of these 3 Big Sexy Exercises
Pickle Pounders
Wife Pleasers
Monkey Humpers
Mosey back to the flag…Mr Burr has business to settle with Hamilton. Your Obedient Servant
Hamilton – Round 2
Same as Round 1. Equal amounts of grumbling about the burpees. Some members of this group seemed to have an entirely different perspective on the Plank/Dip combo. Rudy suggests the Uptowners pull their minds out of the gutter.
Rudy does note that this routine was significantly harder the 2nd time around….
The Duel
All PAX meet back at the flag for the final 10-Count Duel. Qs alternate calling an exercise, making a ladder.
1 Burpee
2 Squat Jumps (then 1 Burpee)
3 Merkins (then 2 Squat Jumps, then 1 Burpee. You get the idea…)
4 Lunges
5 Country Crabs
6 Dr W
7 X Fit Merkins
8 Box Cutters
9 Turkish Getups
10 Rise Ups – Hold a Squat while Q counts down from 5, squat Jump, immediately return to Squat.
And with that, the F3 NOLA Tribute to Hamilton comes to a merciful close. Just a few minutes overtime.
Countoff and Name-o-rama, welcoming our new FNG Water Boy (named quickly before the uptowners could start suggesting based on Water Boy’s pronounced profession of selling Industrial Hoses).
Upcoming F1 / F2 this Thursday night at Greenway (6:30) and Wrong Iron (7:00).
Intentions called out, ask all of us to offer our own prayers for the intentions (spoken and otherwise) for all of our brother PAX. Finally, circle up for our closing prayer. Offer of thanksgiving for the glorious day God has given us, and for the grace of His wisdom to use this gift wisely.
Rudy and DaParish both thank the PAX for their merciful tolerance of this workout.
We have the honor to be your obedient servants….A dot Ham….A dot Burr.
Last Thursday at Okwata Rudy being Rudy suggested I sign up
to Q. At first, I said to myself “not
going to happen” then over the course of the day I decided to look up the Q
sheet just to see when the next Q spot was open- thinking it would be about 5-8
weeks out. Not the case, there was an opening the next week (today). I decided
to rip the band aide off and pop my Q cherry and sign-up for my VQ.
18 PAX met out on the banks of Okwata with 15 mph winds whipping
a nice cool 50 degrees through our bodies. Considering this is the 2nd
official day of spring I hope the cold weather is past us. The 20 degree
weather swings from 5:30am to Noon is getting old.
We started off with a Mosey to the grass by Landry’s for
warm-ups. Probably one of the only time’s you’ll ever hear the restaurant Landry’s
come out of my mouth. The warm ups
consisted of:
25 – SSH IC 15 – Should Taps IC 15 – Arm Circles Front IC 15 – Arm Circle Reverse IC 15 – Plank Jacks IC 15 – Peter Parkers IC 15 – Mountain Climbers IC
In full disclosure the above workouts above were “the plan”
not sure what the final counts were. Never realized how hard it was to count when
the Q. Much respect for my past Q’s. Also,
a lot of mumble chatter about having to get back to your feet for arm circles
and then back down again for plank jacks might have to incorporate more of this
in future Q’s since everyone enjoyed it so much.
My novice and out of breath warm-up Counting self, decided a
30 second count down was a good idea – After some grumbling – Kuch quickly
counted to 10 (thanks for the help!) and we then proceeded to split into 2
groups for an Indian Run back to the Hill. At the Hill we partnered up for a
little “bern”. One partner did a Bernie Sanders up the Hill and run back down
(then switch) until the below exercises were complete.
Now that our legs were nice and “berning” we crossed the
street to complete running to the street light and post up for 5 merkin’s X 3 lights.
The goal was to hit 3 street lights that were a decent length from each other,
however I didn’t realize there were two sets of street lights one’s on the left
and one’s on the right. My intentions were the left (the distance one’s) however
we improvised and completed the exercise. We circled up for Mary where we did:
20 Flutter Kicks IC 10 Turtle Crunchs IC 10 Hello Dolly IC 10 Big Boy Sit Ups OYO
Again, this was “the plan” not sure what the final counts were
as I was once again out of breath from counting. Definitely need to work on
that for next time!
With 3 mins to Spare we Moseyed back to the Flag where Mahatma
suggested a little ring of Fire. 6:15am came and we circled up. 18 PAX were at
the AO. We welcomed a new FNG “The Greek”. Congrats to Two Yutes on making 10 years of
marriage!
YHC and Ya Mom n’dem learned Monday morning as they rode in the Lakeview clown car home from Rock City that Abacus would not be able to Q the Stomp today. Instead of throwing it out to the Mumblechatter in search of a Q, an idea was born: why not do everyone a solid and bring the burpees back? Who wouldn’t appreciate our generosity?
And so, after a brief yet rambling disclaimer, 16 men set out to do the 610 Stomp our forefathers had envisioned when they created this workout many years ago: 6 minute run, 10 burpees; 3x on the way out, then turn and do it 3 times on the way back. Ya Mom n’Dem kept the time while YHC jsut tried to keep up. The Pax managed anywhere from about 4-5 miles (and however far Smooth ran) in 40+ minutes with 60 burpees thrown in for fun. Definitely a solid Tuesday.
We closed it out with IC LBC’sx20 and IC crab cakes x15, and then 5 Turkish getups OYO. Everyone made it back to the flag in time, and we welcomed back Woz, who had a strong showing back from several months laid up with an injury. We prayed for those dealing with cancer in our F3 family and extended F3 family.
This month I’ve tried to focus on appreciating each moment of each day, and making a concerted effort not to waste it. The basic concept is that if you do only what you have to do and what you really want to do, you will have more time to focus on those things, as opposed to procrastinating, playing on social media, or engaging in other non-productive/non-enjoyable habits we form. And so, we reminded ourselves to take advantage of today, but to also be thankful that we are able to – and to never take that for granted, because none of us is guaranteed anymore than this moment.
Meanwhile, I’m thankful for the privilege to lead this group. – Kuch
