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Tag: Kenna Brah

  • KB & the Frac – from Fracsac

    Kenna Brah was excited to see YHC, so excited that he immediately started doing burpees upon seeing me. “Could this day get any better?”, asked my inner awesome voice. YHC quickly remembered to give a disclaimer, then figured my older brotha from another motha might need a little warmup. So we began with SSH and did some other regular warmup stuff, ending with 10 x 8 count BBs. Then it was time to mosey to the levee to take advantage of the concrete apron that was begging for attention. Since KB (that’s what we’ll refer to him as now) wanted burpees, who was YHC to deny him, or should I say HIM? Elevens with burpees and merkins, stopping at the top of the levee for 5 squats each time. KB really seemed to dig it. We then moseyed to the benches for some Power Ups, derkins, dips, and Bulgarian Split Squats. Those Bulgarians really know how to deliver the burn, I guess that’s why they invented that style of squat. If anyone knows a Bulgarian, please EH him, we need more info on this split squat thang. We saw a couple planes, so we did more burpees, cause that’s kinda what we do. We finished off with some Mary, kickin’ it with the Scuba Diver!

    COT

    Great stuff!

    SYITG!

  • Krazy Ivan IV: Speedy Sings, Fracsac Frowns – from The Hammer

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair…for Fracsac apparently. The man who has a folder on his phone dedicated to the Freedom Hammer was crestfallen for a second year running. Bordering on tearful, Fracsac and his Southshore breathern had to witness a spritely Speedy Gonzales hoist the Freedom Hammer in triumph after the Northshore thumped the Southshore for the Crazy Ivan IV, 257 to 153. Precision results, thoroughly vetted and audited by the governing body, are as follows:

    1. Speedy Gonzales 31:22 (6:30 average pace)-recruited years ago by Jose 10k
    2. Amnesia 33:55
    3. In Time 34:07
    3. Cowbell 34:07
    5. The Hammer 34:34
    6. Saban 35:09
    7. Kuch 35:37
    8. Steve 36:45
    9. TankedUp! 37:20
    10. RevSox 37:36
    11. Sogo 37:47
    12. Hog’s Breath 40:25
    13. Thumb War 41:30
    14. Bongo (time between 41:30 and 42:43-you should have found me afterwards Bongo!)
    15. Snooze 42:43
    16. Pelican 42:44
    17. Shooter 43:34
    18. Flea 45:16
    19. BBQ 46.35
    20. Russo 46:55
    21. Jose 10k 47:38
    22. Pai Gow 49:55
    23. Baywatch (it was raining hard, lots was happening, Hog’s Breath was talking to me…sorry Baywatch I didn’t get your time)
    24. Belloq
    25. JV (not that JV, the other one) 55:19
    26. Kenner Brah
    27. McGiver

    And honorable mentions to PickAxe and Chainsaw, The Hammer’s 2.0s, who finished the first lap together in a blistering 13 minutes.

    Thanks for coming out guys. You all get a trophy for participating in this unequivocally, completely stupid and utterly pointless annual competition. YHC was thoroughly impressed with the total disregard for your personal wellbeing and safety and looks forward to a repeat performance same time next year. Over and out.

  • He really said that….. – from Fracsac

    The Star is now The Goldmine, and the new location at Lasalle Park elevates Friday options to another level.
    With the new launch, YHC took the Q to set the new AO on a path to success. With the Shovel flag planted, a disclaimer was given, then a short mosey to a nice grassy area.

    Warmup consisted of the usual stuff, skipping the unnecessary stuff.

    The thang:

    Route 66 at the light poles with burpees

    Dirty Mac Deuce along the way around the park.

    YHC asked RevSox at one point how many burpees we were to do today. He answered 66. That was wrong so we incurred a penalty of 10 burpees with 14 more along the way to our next stop.

    Complete 2 burpees, skip 30 yards, run back. Rinse and Repeat x 5.

    Mosey back to flag for plank and J-Lo’s.

    COT

    NMM

    – Found some new options for beat downs.
    – RevSox pulled up at 5:29 and said he was supposed to be at the Uptowner to Q. We then heard him mutter something under his breath, something that I can’t put in black and white. I think I’ll bring soap next Friday.
    – 100 burpees down. We could have done more.
    – YHC is aware of what everyone is thinking: what about Q vs Q? YHC will speak with Mambi and the details will be provided to give you that monthly Fix.

    SYITG 

  • Just Chillen’ (literally) at The Ho – from Baywatch

    Fracsac and Kennah Brah joined YHC for a cold and windy beatdown at The Ho. The temp was around 40 but the wind off the lake made it feel much colder. With disclosures given, we circled up for a much needed warmup.

    25 SSH IC
    20 Mountain Climbers IC
    15 Imperial Walkers IC
    15 Arm circles (F/B) IC

    The Thang (Part 1)

    There were 5 trees along one side of the parking lot equally spaced at 10-15 yds apart. So we lined up at one end and did some modified suicides. Crab walk to first tree and back. Do 5 burpees. Lungewalk to second tree and back. 5 burpees. High-knee skip to third tree and back. 5 burpees. Run to last tree and back. 5 burpees. Now that we were all thoroughly warmed up, we moseyed over to the levy (we unfortunately didn’t have a Chevy to keep us warm).

    The Thang (Part 2)

    Elevens were on tap. Star crunches (aka Rower crunches) on one side. Bear crawl up. Do 5 squats. Run down and do burpees on the backside. Bernie Sanders back up. Do 5 squats. Then run down to start again.

    The PAX were able to finish with a minute remaining so we moseyed back to close it out with the COT. Thanks for pushing me gentlemen!

  • Dough Nguyener Beatdown of the week – from Hokie

    The slacker Q was moving slow and arrived at 6:31 and was grateful to Catfish for not cheating the Pax out of any of their workout

    The warmup included 8 count body builders, SSH, grass grabbers, Imperial Walkers & Ascending Testicles

    1st round of the workout
    10 burpees, run from pavilion to RR tracks & back
    100 SSH, run from pavilion to RR tracks & back and circle the six

    During round 1 the Q notices two pax were unable to participate in the runs so a quick modification was made. For all the following rounds, the non-runners would mosey the great lawn and the runs to RR tracks for remaining Pax were changed as follows

    Round 2
    10 burpees, run from pavilion to Cafe du Monde & back
    100 imperial walkers , run from pavilion to Cafe du Monde & back and circle the six

    Round 3
    10 burpees, run backwards across great lawn & back
    100 lunges , run backwards across great lawn & back and circle the six

    Round 4
    10 burpees, run around great lawn & back
    100 Merkins , run around great lawn & back and circle the six

    Round 5
    10 burpees, run around great lawn stopping for 10 burpees in each corner

    Return to flag for COT

    CRAZY IVAN
    RUN CAJUN RUN

    Prayers – Frac’s brother in law passed away at 45 after a stroke. Keep Frac’s sister, Jo, in our prayers.

    After 7 Pax for the workout, we had 8 at Cafe Navarre for Dough Nguyener, Thumb War’s in-laws, King Cake

    Thank you for opportunity to lead, sorry for being a slacker … reminder I was 1 minute late for the start … Q’s should post 15 minutes early! I apologize

  • Westward Ho—down R.E.S.P.E.C.T – from Bolt

    Warm-o-rama
    SSH (25), Abe SLOWgodas (12x), arm circles forward/back, seal claps, overhead claps(all 20x), self love (10); Toy soldiers, Hillbillies (15x)

    Frac rules enabled (plane coming in=pause the current exercise for 5 burpees then resume whatever was going on (2X)
    Rochamburpees
    winner does merkin/loser burpees and ties both do merkins, reps equal to round (10 rounds)
    Everest(up/over/back the levee):
    Lunge up one step, perform 1 squat, lunge up with other leg, perform 1 squat.
    Side straddle hop burpees:
    Perform 5 Side-Straddle Hops in cadence, then drop and do 2 Burpees (5 rounds/10 burpees)
    Planks Jacks (ICx50, Duh!?)
    Escalator:
    10 jump-ups, 20 burpees, 30 merkins
    Chumbaburpee:
    SSH at beginning of song, then every time they say, “I get knocked down, but i get up again” you do a burpee. While not doing burpees, you are continuously doing SSH.
    Tie Fighters
    Baby Arm Circles in a lunge position. Forward BACs with right leg forward. Backward BACs with left leg forward to balance the Force
    Mary
    Dying cockroaches 50x, again—Duh!?)
    Wife Pleaser-Squeezer: heels close to butt, elevate to wife pleaser but hold at the top for three count-lower to ground=1, rinse repeat for 10, Mahatma swore his butt didn’t tingle to which I say BS—too scared to admit it!
    Bogey insisted I was gonna need a defibrillator due to my excessive panting throughout the workout to which I say, if I’m not out of breath there’s no way Triple Shift has even broken a sweat.

    COT: beyond honored to be pushed by you men and appreciate those who joined my respect misery.

  • Lucky Bear vs Form Police – from King Kong

    Q vs Q on 1/7/2022

    Our Department had been receiving calls for months about a group of “guys” working out at 5:30 a.m in Kenner. The complaints were never about the noise or other nuisances, but they were about the form. He complained about the push ups…. (they call it “Merks or Merkins”), squats, lunges, burpees, and the list goes on. I recognized his voice every time he called. I couldn’t ignore his complaints anymore since he was so persistent and passionate about the form. As Lieutenant King Kong from the Form Police Department, I showed up on 1/7/2022 ready to hand out citations.

    Upon arrival, I noticed 13 other “guys” (they call themselves “Pax”) showed up promptly on a cold, chilly, windy morning. While I was introducing myself to the Pax and why I was there…. One of the Pax called himself “Rudy” aka Lucky Bear was challenging and questioning me like he was defending his turf.

    A Kenner Native named “Mambi” led a warm up with jumping jacks (they call it “side straddle hops”), windmills (aka “Abe Vigoda”), and a stretch named “grass grabbers.”

    I saw an opportunity to take the lead after Mambi was done with the warmups. I called out another Kenner Native – Mahatma to demonstrate the proper form of a Merkin…. then Gabrielle with squats. After the demonstrations, I led the Pax with 10 merkins, ran to the stop sign, did 10 squats, ran back. When I noticed bad forms, I blew my whistle and everyone had to do 5 burpees. We did that for about 2 rounds… then Lucky Bear interrupted me by telling the Pax to grab a “coupon”, which is a cinder block, and headed towards the levee.

    At the levee, we did something called Gorilla. With a coupon, PAX performed the following OYO without stop: 8 Curls For Girls, 8 Rows, 8 Overhead Presses, 8 Chest Presses, then drop coupon followed this up by a quick mosey over the levee and back. Rinse and repeat until Lucky Bear yelled “halt.” Afterwards, we did few rounds of king kong with the coupon up and down the levee until Lucky Bear yelled halt again.

    At this point, I’m getting tired of Lucky Bear’s nonsense… so I gathered the Pax away from the levee and redirected their focus back on form, but this time with the coupon. We did 7’s (one side with a manmaker, ran to the stop sign and did squats). About half way through, I was interrupted again by Lucky Bear. He must have loved my idea of 7’s. He instructed the Pax to do “Lucky 7’s” – 7 burpees follow with an exercise of his choice in one minute for seven minutes nonstop. I blew my whistle couple times when I noticed his bad form.

    By the end of this, Mambi had enough and halted the entire workout because the environment felt like Form Police versus Lucky Bear. The group voted that I was the winner…. didn’t even know I was in a competition. Now I was asked by the Pax to come back out to Kenner in a month and challenge someone else. They called this “Q vs Q.” I called this a sucker bet to get me out to Kenner at 5:30 a.m. Since I don’t mind getting back out here, only fitting for me to challenge the caller who filed all these complaints. He is Triple Shift.

    Side notes worth mentioning – Fracsac showed up in a Godzilla costume looking for King Kong. Willie is the one who gave me the idea to be Form Police. But the Oscar award winning acting and calling out Triple Shift…. That’s all me.

    Blessed and honored to lead a Q vs Q workout. SYITG.

    King Kong

  • A little chill in the air – from Fracsac

    It was a balmy 36 degrees at the View with a cool north breeze creating a fear factor of 26 degrees, but still nowhere near the temps the pax in Fargo ND are experiencing…..

    Disclaimer given,

    Much needed Warmup :

    Typical stuff: SSH, IW, Arm circles

    The Thang

    Grab a coupon, do 10 reps of something and do burpees. Move to the next location, and do it again. Rinse and Repeat. Sometimes we ran from point A to B, sometimes we carried our coupons. Two things for sure:
    1. Completed 100 burpees
    2. 45 minutes total

    End in COT

    Coldest day of the year is no match for the elite of F3! Well, that really only goes for Kennah Brah and YHC…..

    SYITG