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Tag: Kenna Brah

  • Pax Tax: We ALL Pay… – from Bolt

    Since 49.99% of the US counts on us to be the HIMs we r 365, YHC thought it prudent to avoid the fartsack by taking the Q on “reckoning day” ‘24.
    Warmorama of the usual: SSH, MMP, all the arm movements including Tie Fighters and MNC (Charmin AND War Eagle were both here and anytime a Catholic and a Baptist can both stay sober AND dance together…well…

    …what more is there to do/say!?).
    The Thang: inspired by Triple’s unexpected Renaissance Q, YHC decided pax tax was in order: mini Murph!!!!
    3 stations of 2 pax/2 pax/3pax: 5 pull ups, 10 merkins, 15 squats followed by a 1/5 out and back until 6 rounds were completed, except Space Cowboy did 7—BEAST! Recover, 10 seconds of encouragement to bring the energy back up and a 10 count before onto the 6…

    Coolorama—ISH: Sun salutation, wife pleasers, right leg wife pleaser with extended left leg/knees touching with arms stretched out overhead until the burn of tax day set in…flapjack followed by wife pleaser held in the up position and arms stretched out overhead for time with instruction to raise the hips another inch while further squeezing the glutes. Upright seated with legs spread wide and forward fold, arms outstretched breathing deeply with a deep breath cycle allowing the torso to extend another inch closer to the ground, stretching the lower back. On your feet for forward fold allowing the crown of the head to drop toward the Earth and final breath cycle inhales up vertebrae by vertebrae. Plank to Peter Parker followed by Parker Peter and two sets of 5 burpees bc HELLO—it is tax day!!! Honored to lead HIMs.…whose got next!?

  • Eclipse Glasses are Not Required! – from Space Cowboy

    It’s been 45 years since the last total solar eclipse crossed the United States and it will be another 20 years before it happens again. To mark the significance of this day, 9 brave PAX journeyed to Kennarie Ridge to sacrifice their blood sweat and tears on the grounds of the JPAX. After giving the disclaimer on-time, we headed to the launch pad for warm-ups:

    Warm-Up – IC
    Samson Stretch (each leg) – 10 second hold
    Slows Squats x 10
    Slow Abe Vigoda x 10
    Forward Arm Circles x15
    Backwards Arm Circles x15
    Seal Claps x15
    SSH x20
    Imperial Walkers x10
    Hillbillies x10

    Maybe it was the cool 68 degree weather or the excitement for the pending eclipse later in the day but there was a notable amount of chatter among the PAX during warm-ups as compared to a typical Monday morning. But, then, we moseyed to the JPAX. The chatter would soon be replaced by an eerie silence, an occasional complaint, and/or a few vocal and physical signs of pain and agony as they endured the “eclipse” beatdown.

    Thang 1 – “Eclipse” Beatdown with a buildup from partial to full exercises – OYO
    Starting at the JPAX flags
    Run to the JPAX “ramp of pain”
    Bear crawl up ramp
    Lunges down the ramp
    Run back to JPAX flags
    Burpees x10
    Repeat Ramp/Run
    Burpees x10
    Merkins x20
    Repeat Ramp/Run
    Burpees x10
    Merkins x20
    Box Jumps x30
    Repeat Ramp/Run
    Burpees x10
    Merkins x20
    Box Jumps x30
    SSH x40

    Thang 2 – Post Eclipse “Recovery” – OYO
    11s – Burpees/Merkins with a run around the narrow JPAX circular path each round

    Headed back to flag for COT with special intentions for Frac Sac and Boo Boo as well as safe travels for everyone participating in the eclipse events later in the day.

  • Gangster of Love – from Charmin

    Some people call YHC Maurice, but that has nothing to do with the beatdown. Typical Thursday morning beatdown of leaders leading and doing their own thing.

  • Quattro Rounndso – from Kenna Brah

    Saw some fellas in the gloom and they joined me for some fun.
    Mosey to rocks
    SSH
    MTN MAN pooper Good mornings
    open/close the gate
    Slow vagodas
    Grass grabbers
    Arm circles f/b

    Pick a rock, rifle carry to pavilion
    Set 1)
    3 rounds 5 reps:
    1) merkin with 1 4 ct mtn climber at the top, merkin with 1 Parker Peter, merkin with 1 Peter Parker
    5x
    2) merkin to bird dog 5 x
    3) LBCs

    Set 2)
    3 rounds 10 reps
    ( lost my sheet, can’t remember All details)
    With rock
    10x sumo squats
    10x row
    10x curl

    Set 3)
    3 rounds 15 reps
    Left leg step ups
    Right leg step up
    L/R single leg
    Wife pleasers

    3 rounds 20 reps
    With Rock
    Details lost 🙁

  • Broken Down Burpee Combo Meal V 1.0 – from Kenna Brah

    A very breezy Monday, actual Flags and 5 PAX
    Mosey to the PAD for Warmers
    Arm circle circuit.
    Slow Vagodas/Grass Grabbers
    Drew Bress Stretch
    Close/Open the gate

    4 Minute Timer for each set- 4 Count per movement – 1 Min Rest then Next set
    5 Merkins
    5 Shoulder Tap
    5 Peter Parker
    5 Paker Peter
    5 Plank Jacks

    5 J Lows
    5 Pickel Pounders
    5 Mountain Climbers
    5 SSH
    5 HR Merkins

    5 Flutter Kicks
    5 Freddy Mercs
    5 Box Cutters
    5 LBC’s
    5 Wife Pleasers

    Some Broga

    Added Some Hanging Movement
    Reverse Merkins underhand and overhand 5 reps each
    10 Sec Hanging from Monkey Bars – 3x

    Shake out the arms, COT. Out!

  • St. Joseph’s Day Run – from Charmin

    YHC took the day off of work since it was the Feast Day of St. Joseph (Jesus’s foster father). Posting in the gloom, YHC did not plan on being the Q, but this tends to happen on Running days, where everyone ends up doing their own thing.

    With Knotters going backwards, and runners going forward, it wasn’t long before YHC was approached by what appeared to be a Mummy, but ended up being someone looking to cause a little Mayhem.

    Speaking of Mayhem, the Chaos Monkey himself was in rare form, although no one is quite sure what he was doing.

    Having enough of this, and curious as to what the Knotters were doing, YHC walked over to see that Scantron and Triple were doing one thing and Rou was doing something else. Not surprised by this, YHC decided to follow Scantron’s lead.

    We all ended up back at the proverbial shovel flag to end in a COT.

    Prayers were lifted up, and the intercession of St. Joseph was asked to help us all become better men and men who search for the heart of Jesus.

  • Better late than never – from Kenna Brah

    The PAX had nearly disappeared into the gloom when YHC arrived just in time.

    Utilized the Blue padded play area for our Warmers:
    Self Love
    Arm Circles
    SSH
    Really Slow Vagodas
    Really Slow Grass Grabbers
    Some YOGA thrown in for panache

    The Thang –
    Route 66
    Burpees/BigBoy Sit Ups 1/1
    BackWards Walk between Lights
    Lunges/Freddie Mercury’s 4 CT
    Side Shuffle between Lights

    PAX Choice –
    Merkin/Flutter Kicks
    Karayoke In between lights

    Squats/Shoulder Taps
    Mosey between lights

    End/COT

  • Spontaneous Q’ing – from Kenna Brah

    Arrived to find the PAX lacking a Q ( AKA Q’less), having missed my last TWO Q appointments, I decided to jump into the vacuum.

    Mosey to the Colonnade for warm-ups
    SSH
    IW
    LSQ
    REALLY SLOW VAGODAS/GRASS GABBERS
    Pivoted to some YOGA

    Without a prepared BD, I pulled out my trusty go to plan:
    10 things 10 times, for 10 rounds
    Each pax took a exercice
    Smooth – SSH
    Heisenberg – Burpees ( Big surprise)
    Vagabond – Air Squats
    Fracsac – LBC
    Catfish – 8 Ct Body Builders
    Cheesesteak – Lunges
    Maytag – Merkins
    Mr Rogers – Should Taps
    Christopher Robin – Alternate Leg Wife Pleasers
    YHC – BB Situps
    After 5 Rounds and a stunned look on the faces of the PAX we pivoted to each HIM chooses what to do next, then it all went crazy – Trust me. It was a more than adequate way to grow in leadership, creativity and all around fitness.

    COT

  • A little this, a little that – from Kenna Brah

    It was wet and lonely, but 3 pugnacious HIMs decided acceleration was in order, so they made the best of it.

    Scantron did KOT
    Mamby and KB opened with stretches and proceeded with a series of bodyweight strength and stretches in rotation, all without much planning.
    We used sandbags and a weighted ruck sack
    10 Reps Each
    Sumo squats
    Overhead Press
    Curls
    TriCep Extensions
    Regular squats

    Yoga break and repeat above till we were done

  • Wally Run…Ruck…KnOT is BACK Baby! – from Bolt

    Disclaimer given as 10 pax gathered in the gloom with an 11th joining ruckers on the backside for a record Wally Run attendance in a while. Two pax new to the Th ruck (Thumb War and Mayhem) plus the return of Mambi/Pai Gow’s appearance on the run. All pax returning at 6:15—COT.