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  • Less Pax Due to Tigers’ Victory over Bama – from King Kong

    I had a feeling fewer Pax would show up this morning because of the late night festivities after Tigers put a whoopin’ on Bama. I thought I saw few Pax charged out to the field and climbed on the FG post in Death Valley. Moments later, I saw pictures of some Pax at the Tchoup Yard really late in one of my chats. But few strong Pax didn’t let a football game stop them from being HIM next morning at Sweaty Bells.

    Warm Ups – Self Love, Windmills, Arm Circles, Grass Grabbers, Hill Billies, Imperial Walkers, Slow Low Squats, and SSHs.

    The Thang One – Partnered Up
    1 – While one partner was in squat position with the bell, the other partner was bear crawling about 20 yards there and back. Flap Jack.

    2 – While one partner was carrying a bell overhead, the other partner was lunge walking 20 yards there and back. Flap Jack.

    2 – While one partner was carrying a bell in a boat position, the other partner was doing burpee broad jumps there and back. Flap Jack.

    The Thang Two – Dora 1, 2, 3.
    100 – Bulgarian Split Lunges with the bell.
    200 – Curls
    300 – Flutterkicks with the bell
    While one partner was doing the exercise, the other Pax was carrying the bell to about 25 yards and back. Dealer’s Choice – Pax chooses his own exercise on the walk with the bells. I saw overhead carries, curls, overhead triceps extensions, suit case carries, etc.

    The Thang Three
    We went to the wall in front of the Zoo. We sat against the wall and did the following x 2:
    1 – over head carry – hold in squat position against the wall for 15 long seconds.
    2 – carry the bell straight out in front – hold in squat position against the wall for 10 seconds.
    3 – curls x 10 while in squat position against the wall.
    Rinse and repeat.

    The Thang Four
    1 – curls then overhead presses x 10 IC
    2 – in plank position, pulled the bell from one side to the other and did a row x 10 IC
    3 – Rows x 10 on each side
    4 – Hello Dolly with the bell x 15 IC
    5 – Flutter kicks with the bell x 15 IC
    6 – Chest Presses x 10 IC
    7 – Protractor with the bell
    8 – LBCs in slow cadence count x 15
    9 – LBTs in slow cadence count x 20

    COT – We prayed for Sphinxter (quick recovery with his shoulder). We also prayed for a safe journey at sea for Dinghy. Gabby joined us at Panola Cafe for coffeeteria. I am always grateful to have the ability and strength to lead a beatdown.

    SYITG

    King Kong

  • GNARLY NUTRIA #7 – from Reluctant Yankee

    Well …I found the results from the Gnarly Nutria and I thought it would be a shame to not have the results written for posterity. Sandbar was the q BUT Abandoned ship so he could do something with the family out of town. As always that was the RIGHT decision. I arrived from a 520 mile hike across Spain on Monday 7/18. I posted for my first F3 beatdown post hike in the AM. That evening I decided not to run bc I wasn’t ready yet. I watched on the sidelines with injured Wax on, Wax off. Wax on was kind enough to pick up the beer from Brown Bag which he was kind enough to DONATE! There were at least 4 beers per runner. 2022 WAS the worst attended Gnarly – I mostly blame myself since I was out of town. Then I blame everyone else except Brown Bag because he posted and DONATED the beer. You the man Brown Bag!

    Ok results:
    #1 Beiber- upt , #2 Gump – upt, #3 Couch – upt, #4 El Guapo – Wrd, #5 Tinkles – upt
    #6 So GO – wrd, #7 Rev SOX – wrld, #8 RUDY – wrd, #9 Baldy – World, #10, Pipeline – upt,
    #11 King Kong – – upt, #12 Katy – upt, #13 harry carry – upt, #14 Frac sac – world , #15 Almonaster – upt, #16 Sub prime upt #17 moby dick world

    No runners palced 18-20

    Chiquita, Brynn Johnson, (GUMPS M) #2 (Tinkles M) and Brown Bag both ran 2 laps
    Ruckers were BIG WILLIE +3, Strings, Triple Shift, Satchmo, Gabby, Tube Steak PVC, BOLT, War Eagle.

    Congrats to UPTOWN for another victory on your home turf.
    Forgot all of the mumblechatter since I am writing this in October and the event occured in July

    Peace-RY

  • Sweaty Bells > Saints – from King Kong

    7 Pax arrived on this beautiful Sunday morning. We started off with some warm ups: Self-Love, Windmills, Grass Grabbers, Arm Circles, Hill Billies, Imperial Walkers, and Halos.

    We partnered up and did Dora 1, 2, 3. While one partner was doing the exercise, the other Pax ran the loop from the statue to the stop sign and back.

    100 – curls
    200 – Hello Darlene’s with the bells
    300 – Chest Presses

    After Dora, we did the following:
    1- Kettlebell Swings x 20 OYO
    2- American Hammers with the bells x 10 in cadence
    3- Lunges x 10 In slow cadence (each leg)
    Ran a loop from the statue to the stop sign and back.

    1- Overhead presses x 10 in slow cadence
    2- Flutterkicks with the bell by the benches x 15 in cadence
    3 – Gobblet Squats x 15 in slow cadence
    Ran a loop

    1- Triceps extensions x 10 in slow cadence
    2 – Hello Darlene’s with the bells x 15 in cadence
    3 – Bulgarian Split Lunges with the bell x 5 in slow cadence (each leg)
    Ran a loop.

    1- curls in slow cadence x 10
    2- rows in slow cadence x 10 (each side)
    3- Step-ups with the bell x 10 in cadence (each leg)
    Ran a loop

    Round of Mary led by few Pax
    Willie – Penguins
    Subprime – Bicycle Kicks with the bell
    Sandbar – Oblique LBTs

    Ended the morning with COT. Willie, JV, and I grabbed some breakfast at Panola after the beatdown. Later in the afternoon, about 15 Pax met up at Parkview Hotel and witnessed how badly the Saints had played. There were few Pax cheering for Andy by halftime!!! I have no hope for the Saints this season.

    SYITG

    King Kong

  • God Save The Queen (and us) – from Tinkles

    Good idea, poor execution. We ventured away from higher learning and back to our playground roots. After a warm up we BLIMPED our way down St. Charles to Daneel playground. Partnered up for some Dora 1-2-3 with burpees, LBC, and squats. Noted on the corner was the house of one of our limey pax flying the Union Jack. A moment of silence was considered but we were short on time. Indian run back the flag with modification and chaos ensuing. Oh well. Count off and namorama with a welcome back to Poboy. Blessings for a great weekend.

  • Special Teams – from Tinkles

    The pax was still mentally numb from watching LSU put the special in special teams late into Skinny Eve. Despite that, 15 strong showed up at 5:30 on Labor Day for a great start to the day. The game chatter at least helped pass the time and good beat down was had by all.

    Warm up: arm circles forward and back, SSH, IW, Mountain Climbers, Squats

    Beatdown: ran around the loop mixing Indian runs with individual tempo work. Swept the 6 and stopped for merkin ring of fire, bench work, some Mary, and lastly 10 burpees.

    Back at the flag with some time to spare and plank work.

    Count off, namorama, intentions. Well done fellas!

  • Mini Murph Mountain Misogi – from Sandbar

    YHC was so impressed with and envious of the 55K Pax (way to go @Rudy!) that I started thinking how we could reach for something strenuous in the 45 minutes of WPM. A ‘misogi’ is a pop exercise physiology term for an physical endeavor that is intended to extremely challenging and perspective changing. I think the 55K was exactly that. Two rules with misogi: they should have maybe a 50% chance of success, and nobody should die. Check out Michael Easter’s book, “The Comfort Crisis” for a great piece on this.

    On August 23, 2019, YHC introduced The 5 Mountains to WPM, with ‘mixed’ results. The PAX have revisited that path several times over the last 3 years, but the opportunity was there to expand on that base. Given the 8/23/2019 experience, YHC urged the PAX to pre-hydrate and buckle up.

    We gathered in the gloom and YHC insisted the PAX organize in groups of 4 of similar speed – one to run for help and two to carry the body.

    YHC laid out the route between the 5 mountains, but with 10 burpees at the bottom and top of each mountain. That’s a burpee century if your counting @bolt ! Then YHC added some lagniappe – a stop off at the ROTC pullup bars for a quarter Murph (with no vests, but about 3.25 miles running). 25 pullups, 50 merks, 75 squats. YHC also urged the PAX to stays in groups and modify as needed.

    I had no idea if this was possible in 45 minutes.

    YHC set off with @couch, @king kong, and @meatball. The other PAX were close on our heels. After the first 2 mountains, we checked our time and decided to go for the Murph as well. At mountain #3 (Reilly garage) YHC started to feel a little woozy near the top. By the 4th mountain, merlot was tickling my tonsils. After the ascending burpees at Mountain #5, it was just about putting one foot in front of the other to get up the stairs. By then there was a welcome pouring rain to cool us off.

    And back to the flag. 44 minutes and 30 seconds. We did it. Thanks to the PAX for accepting a friday morning CSAUP challenge.

    COT and @king kong asked everyone to send birthday wishes to his wife. Man is he going to regret that one. Btw, shout out to our PAX @Lulu, who is one of the engineers at Boeing working on the Space Launch System for NASA -Michoud. Looks like they will send a rocket to the moon this week. Sometimes it IS rocket science.

  • Fore! – from Landing Strip

    I thought I was dusting off an oldie-but-goodie with a morning run/workout through Audubon Golf Course, but low and behold MacGyver beat me to it a week or so ago. Nevertheless, we persevered…

    Warmup
    We moseyed over to in front of the clubhouse for the following exercises:
    -20 x SSH
    -15 x Forward Arm Circles
    -15 x Self Love

    Tha Thang
    We then moseyed through the course, hole-by-hole. Each hole was accompanied by an exercise, with reps to match the # of the hole. But we waited for the 6 to finish that # of exercises before moving on. Make sense? Yeah, it was kind of confusing out there as well.

    Here were the exercises:
    1. Burpee(s)
    2. Diamond Merkins
    3. Mountain Climbers
    4. Wide Arm Merkins
    5. Peter Parker
    6. Incline Merkins
    7. Parker Peter
    8. Decline Merkins
    9. Air Presses
    10. LBCs
    11. Flutter Kicks
    12. LBTs
    13. Hello Dollies
    14. J-Los
    15. High Planks (didn’t get to these)
    16. Low Planks (didn’t get to these)
    17. Mission Impossible (didn’t get to these)
    18. Big Boy Situps

    We were a few minutes late back to the flag, and there were some stragglers / bathroom breakers, but all in all, a solid workout wherein 5k+ was covered!

  • 55k Pregame – from Landing Strip

    The goal this morning was to meander the AO through the park on the way to meet Rudy and his 55k krewe…so that’s what we did!

    Warmup:
    We moseyed to the crepe myrtle grove to do the following:
    -20 x SSH
    -15 x Self Love
    -15 x Imperial Walkers
    -15 x Hillbillies

    Then we moseyed across the track to the Drew Brees Playground for a station workout with the following activities:
    -Pull-Ups
    -Merkins
    -LBCs
    -Flutter Kicks

    Then we moseyed up to the pull up bars for another station workout with the following activities:
    -More Pull-Ups
    -Leg Lifts
    -LBTs
    -Hello Dollies

    Then we moseyed up to the Zoo to await the 55k krewe. While we waited, we did some Dora with the following activities:
    -Penguins
    -SSH
    -Rosalitas

    Mid-Rosalita, we were serenaded by Mahatma blaring Aerosmith’s Dude Looks Like a Lady. From there, we cheered on the 55k participants, did 5 burpees and 55 of another exercise, had some refreshments and got on the road!

  • 55k Pregame – from Landing Strip

    The goal this morning was to meander the AO through the park on the way to meet Rudy and his 55k krewe…so that’s what we did!

    Warmup:
    We moseyed to the crepe myrtle grove to do the following:
    -20 x SSH
    -15 x Self Love
    -15 x Imperial Walkers
    -15 x Hillbillies

    Then we moseyed across the track to the Drew Brees Playground for a station workout with the following activities:
    -Pull-Ups
    -Merkins
    -LBCs
    -Flutter Kicks

    Then we moseyed up to the pull up bars for another station workout with the following activities:
    -More Pull-Ups
    -Leg Lifts
    -LBTs
    -Hello Dollies

    Then we moseyed up to the Zoo to await the 55k krewe. While we waited, we did some Dora with the following activities:
    -Penguins
    -SSH
    -Rosalitas

    Mid-Rosalita, we were serenaded by Mahatma blaring Aerosmith’s Dude Looks Like a Lady. From there, we cheered on the 55k participants, did 5 burpees and 55 of another exercise, had some refreshments and got on the road!