F3 New Orleans

Tag: Kuch

  • Resolution to get Swole – from Mahatma

    Tribe of Swolefest

    Filling the empty Q slot I was looking forward to the change of Monday morning scenery! Pulling up there was an eager pax of 9 tugging blocks out from under the walkway, it’s Swolefest after all…..it would be like not using rocks at the Real RC or only doing 50 burpees at the Uptowner. All good an audible to the plan would be called.

    Warm up 
SSH
    
AbVagooda

    Mnt Man Poopers
    Shoulder Taps
    Peter Parkers
    Scorpion kicks
    Low slow squats

    Short mosey to the grass.

    10 silent – keep silent and thoughts focused on following the Q as to the transition to exercises:

    SSH

    Burpees
    
Merkins
    
High plank
    
Plank Ups
    
VUps

    Repeat continuously until 10 minute alarm

    365

    3 Deconstructed Burpee (slow to Qs cadence)
6 Box Jumps
    
5 rounds

    Grab the blocks all Pax in a circle – 1 round of “All Day Baby”
    All Pax hold blocks overhead, 1 pax goes into the center performs 2 man makers then back to the circle, next pax to the center. Continue until all pax has done the 2 man makers.

    Place the blocks flat side down – block cross over push ups, left. 30 sec recovery – block cross over push ups, right.

    12 x front raises
    15 V Ups block extended
    20 block press
    20 WWII Sit Ups

    10 block curl / squat / press

    3 rounds
    Running man X 11
    15 air press
    Running x 11
    10 squat overhead press
    Running man x 15
    20 TriCep press

    Finisher
    Indian merkin chain

    COT
    Prayer for purpose and thanksgiving!

  • 385ish 6-10 Stomp using the improved Straight-Six Method – from Heisenberg

    To assist Frac and me in accomplishing the January ISI goal of 3,100 burpees, I signed up to Q the 385-ish running of the 610 Stomp. I devised a simple algorithm to perform 10 burpees every 6 minutes to keep the math simple. I announced we would run out and back along the Bayou Saint John route, turning around at the 21-minute mark or 5:51. We would perform ten burpees every 6 minutes. So starting at 5:30, the PAX would perform ten burpees at 5:36, 5:42; 5:48, 5:54, 6:00, 6:06; 6:12 for a total of 70 burpees and, time permitting, finish with 10 to seal the deal. We were all in synch at 5:36; then chaos resulted as the lead pack failed to perform the next set at 5:42. Instead, they started the 2nd set of burpees at 5:43. Evidently, the original 610 Stomp used a much more complex algorithm requiring a six-minute and 1-minute timer. So back in the old days, the OG’s would repeat a 6+1 round where they would run for six minutes – burpee/walk for 1 minute, then repeat. I like my Straight-6 method as it allows for more burpees. Next, 610 Q I will hand out cheat sheets to avoid confusion and get the full 80 burpees in the allotted 45 minutes.

  • Awesome at Okwata – from Cheese Steak

    Let me introduce myself. Steak….Cheesesteak. 8 Pax assembled for a glimpse of my awesomeness, one being an FNG. I gave a disclaimer. We ran to the fountain and created a circle of sorts in front. I could see a fear of wet grass in their eyes, so I allowed them to gather on the hard surface.
    We began exercising. This was when one of the Pax asked me to demonstrate an exercise for the FNG.
    Fine. It played out like this:

    Question: can you demonstrate for the FNG?
    My awesome answer: do what I do. You’ll catch on….

    He caught on quickly. Trial by fire is what I say.

    I demanded the Pax pair up and do as I told them to. They did. What we did doesn’t matter. Just know they did it.

    The cries of wet feet began as I took the pax on a journey to the top of the levy. We did a people’s run with the last man sprinting to the front. They stopped at the pump station, which is what I expected. They knew not to cross me.
    At the concrete apron we did things as pairs again. Many things. One pax always ran down and up backwards. This is where I introduced the Australian Sweat Angel. Just know it was awesome.

    We went to the wall and did Jack Webbs with air presses in the people’s chair against the wall. My cadence was awesome.

    I demanded another People’s run to the House of Pain. The Pax complied. There I informed them to partner up and do stations, one of which was pull ups. They complied.

    Mosey back to the flag for the COT

    Welcome Punxsutawney Phil.

    SYITG

  • The 4 Fs at Okwata – from Fracsac

    YHC pulled up to Okwata to find the Pax gabbing about something. It seemed funny, which is probably why JV looked annoyed.
    Disclaimer given, and mosey around the fountain and circle up for the warmup.

    Warmup was regular stuff with a unstable Abe Vigoda thrown in. I’d explain, but not really sure what happened, so let’s move on.

    Mumblechatter continued as YHC explained the next evolution called Double Shots at the Barre with Jack Webb. People’s chair on the fountain rails until all listened. They seemed to be still in awe of the unstable Abe Vigoda. Merkins followed by air presses in the people’s chair, 1 and 2, 2 and 4, etc.,

    Mosey to the lakefront for Route 66 with burpees at the light poles working toward canal. JV laughed at my attempt to bring the heat.

    There was talk of Lake derkins, but Okwata was way too calm, so we moseyed to Canal for Dirty Mac Deuce. 4 rounds of 3 x 12 count exercises with a lap around the H8 course between rounds. This was where my beat down was deemed a success. Read below to see why.

    Mosey back to flag

    COT

    NMM

    Upon reading this title you likely asked yourself what the 4th F is? Of course there is Fitness Fellowship and Faith which everyone knows. The 4th F is the successful beat down where JV delivers the F bomb! It was a proud moment in this Q’s war chest. Now, it’s not just your run of the mill F bomb, it must be delivered in a way that is directed toward the exercise being executed.

    The Mumblechatter pretty much ceased once the burpees started. They have that effect.

    We’re still not talking about the unstable Abe Vigoda.

    SYITG

    Frac

  • The Pride is Back – from Mama’s Pride

    We started off the morning with some SSH, Grass Grabbers, Windmills, Mountain Climbers, and Arm Circles. Once we finished a nice, cold mosey to the base of the mountain, the Pax took part in some good ole ab exercises: LBCs and American Hammer.
    As a shock to some of our visitors from other New Orleans area AOs, the Pax then did some Washington Football Team Bear Crawls up the mountain before moseying to the top for alternating sets of 45 seconds of wall sits and Derkins before heading down the other side of the mountain.
    The Pax took in some Dora of 100 Merkins, 200 Squats, and 300 Freddy Mercurys (or ies, idk), with partners running back up the Mountain. After the Dora, the Pax started heading back over the mountain by doing some ladder exercises, which are the Q’s favorites. For the ladder we added a new exercise at each stop to the prior exercise. The exercises were made up of 10 Merkins, 10 Derkins, 15 dips, and 15 BBSU.
    The Pax was complaining that we had run out of time for some ultimate football, so we closed out the workout with a few minutes of that. Of course, the Pax then complained that their feet were wet from ultimate football.
    We closed out with the COT.

  • Triple Threat at The Foundry – from Fracsac

    Eight Veteran Pax showed up at the Foundry with the intent to lead. YHC attempted to inform the other seven of the Q sheet and how easy it is to use. It did not go well, and went something like this:

    YHC: Use the Q Sheet guys, it’s not hard.
    Tool: Shut Up!
    Kuch: Yeah, LVCC Rules! Who dares challenge me?
    Da Parish: I think this calls for a cage match!
    LVCC: Oh, it’s on!
    YHC: What the….????

    And so an epic battle to take the Q ensued, which seemed completely unnecessary. Glitterballs was the first to go down in what can only be described as a cloud of dust which coincidently looked like glitter. Saban called out that he would no doubt be in the championship round, but he suffered two losses, one coming from Glitterballs before he fell. Abacus optimistically calculated how he could win, but distracted himself by attempting to decipher his odds and went down like a bead on a metal rod when turned vertical. High Rise rose up to the challenge, then went back down, because I suspect that’s how he’s built. Da Parish was seen stretching well outside the designed protection area. Not really sure why he would want to be there, but hey, you do you right? That left YHC, Kuch and Tool standing. After taking a severe whooping from both, YHC yelled “No Mas!” which is weird, because I don’t speak Spanish and don’t really even know what it means but it worked and they backed off leaving me in third place. Kuch got a little dirty and pulled out the Claw which surprisingly took down Tool. I mean, the guy has a hardware store, how does he lose to a claw? Anyways, that’s how we ended up with the three 15 minute Q share. Kuch the winner, followed by Tool, then YHC third.

    Kuch took the pax around the track and to the open area for a warm up, then started with 8 count body builders just to remind the pax he was large and in charge. He did some other warmup stuff followed by 5 burpees OYO. People’s run to the Foundry for a couple minutes of Mary, then passed the Q to Tool.

    Tool assigned stations: There were 4 stations of various exercises such as pull ups, step ups, decline shoulder taps and burpees. Timer included lunges and squat jumps. There were 4 rounds, so it was changed up by Tool as he desired to show his dominance. Tool then informed YHC it was my turn, and he emphasized not to screw it up.

    10 Burpees OYO, as that seemed to be what the pax wanted. This was just to give myself some time to figure something out. I then did what I often do in these situations. I asked myself, “What would Triple Shift do?” So I gave the LVCC the gift of sore legs with a mosey to the open field for the genuflect lunge routine. 1 full genuflect followed by 2 lunges, then 2 genuflect and 4 lunges, etc. Continue up to 10 genuflect and 20 lunges. Triple Shift bailed me out again! Mosey back to the flag for COT.

    NMM

    The Foundry is alive and well, so if you’re looking for a fun and challenging Wednesday beat down, take a look at the Foundry,

    It was cold again this morning, 46 degrees with a cold wind making it feel like 40 degrees. It’s nice to have hurricane season behind us though, so I guess we should welcome it. At least it was dry.

    The Q sheet does need some love. Remember, we are an organization of leaders, not an organization with leaders. If you don’t step up and lead, you will slowly become a consumer. Don’t be a consumer, be a leader. You can Co Q with another pax if you would like, or take the whole thing. Sometimes pax need a little push, so feel free to give that gentle nudge, respectfully, to get others to step up.

    SYITG

  • A VQ Begins A 39th Trip Around the Sun – from Glitter Balls

    5:20am – 41 degrees. All but 5 of the cinder blocks are missing under the ramp.

    Off to a great start. Dispatch PAX to the Wisner Bridge cache and start setting up for VQ. Forget speaker.

    Putting the “V” in this “VQ” right off the bat.

    Let’s start while 2 heroic PAX are retrieving more blocks.

    The Thang:

    Warmup – 20x SSH, 20x IW, 15x Mountain Climbers, 15x Peter Parker, 1x “Get Cinder Blocks from Kuch’s Car”.

    Partner Sets –

    Set 1 – 50x Block Burpees, 100x Curls, 150x Rows – partner rifle carries block to top of ramp and back.

    Set 2 – 50x Block 8-Count Body-Builders, 100 Squats, 150 Block LBCs – partner runs to end of Museum landing and back.

    Set 3 – Both Partners together split 150 Step-ups, 200 1 Legged Wife Pleasers (w/ block).

    Mary – Skullcrushers, Heavy Mercury’s, Mountain Climbers, Flutter Kicks.

    6:15am – COT, Announcments, Intentions, Prayer, Fist Bumps.

    My 10th week of F3, my 10th week of Swolefest. To say this has been transformative is an understatement and I thank each an every man I’ve met and had push me over these 2.5 months time.

    Today was my birthday and I wanted to Q to kick off my last run of the 30’s strong, and as I said, begin a year wherein I walk into the doctor’s office at 40 and CHALLENGE them to test me!

    A big thank you to Kuch for always sending out that PM text to the LVCC and keeping us focused and engaged with each other. See ya’ll for my 11th Swolefest in 2 weeks, taking the family to go see the Mouse in Orlando for the holiday.

  • Another Q, Another Stupid Idea (The Reprise) – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: Cool and a little windy. The lake was choppy

    Pax: Abacus, Cheese Steak, Cyber Cajun, Glitter Balls, YHC, Jesus Juice, JV, Kuch, Mahatma, Ralph Machio (Charlotte)

    Today’s classic Okwata beatdown was a reprisal from March 3rd, 2016. The Original workout was attended by Griswold, Tool, and YHC.

    The Thang

    Warm up COP – SSH x 30; IW x 30; DQ x 15; LSS x 30

    We then moseyed to the levee. From the top of the levee we completed a set of Quadraphiia* – four minutes of running down the levee forward and back up backwards. YHC got in 10 trips, which is better than the 8 I did in 2016.

    From there we moseyed along the top of the levee stopping to do a set of Jack Webbs – escalator from 1 to 10, merkins followed by air presses.

    After the Jack Webbs we moseyed to the bottom of the hill for some Mary: LBC x 40; Penguin x 20; Elbow Plank Jacks* x 20; Dying Cockroach x 20; Elbow Peter Parkers* x 15; Flutter Kicks x 20.

    *This may be the first time I have done Elbow Plank Jacks and Elbow PP (chuckle) since 2016. Why do we not do these more often?

    We followed Mary up with 10 hill sprints – sprint to the top of the hill and recovery jog back down, everyone stays together.

    Mosey to the water’s edge for some arm work. 20 dips followed by another bad idea by YHC – decline merkins on the steps leading into Lake Pontchartrain x 9. Kuch and I did the in the lake, everyone else chose the planters. We followed that with Incline Merkins a safe distance from the water x 10 and Squats x 20. YHC gave everyone a second chance at the Lake Merkins. Participation was 80% this time. #MakingMemories. This is where the 2016 workout ended. We are apparently much more efficient 6 years later. We still had 15 minutes left.

    Mosey to the discarded street sign with the concrete base. One man bear crawls up and down the levee as the timer. One many does rows with the street sign. The third man leads the others in an ab exercise. Rotate through until all have bear crawled and rowed.

    Mosey to the flag. One minute remaining for 11 8-count body builders.

    NMM
    • Good lesson from 2016 about doing the important things first. You don’t want to waste a bunch of time doing arm circles at the beginning of the workout and then only have 30 seconds for Quadraphilia at the end (see last week’s Q). We got a solid 4 minutes in for Quadraphilia this morning because we made it first.
    • There are two things that make me think it’s been a good workout. Someone pukes or JV drops an F-bomb. No one puked today, but JV dropped an F-bomb 9 minutes in. I could not be prouder.
    • I’ve been doing Jack Webbs for 8 years. I still don’t understand how air can be so heavy.
    • We really should do Peter Parkers from our elbows more often.
    • Guys were really pushing it on the levee sprints. We should probably do more explosive exercises where we have time to recover. This was a good one.
    • When YHC had the original bad idea of doing decline merkins on the steps to Lake Pontchartrain, the Lake was calm. Today, the sea was a little angry. It was so much better this time. I will never forget the image of 8 guys to my side doing decline merkins while the lake was washing up and over them. Top 5 Okwata memory for sure. Could easily be #1.

  • Okwata DMD – from Fracsac

    A cool Morning at Okwata, 57 degrees, slight wind. Perfect conditions!

    Q sheet was open at 8 pm, so YHC jumped on it.
    7 Pax in attendance with YHC, Rudy, Kuch, Ya Mom an Dem, Glitterballz, Cracklin, and Saban.

    Flag planted, disclaimer given, then mosey to the fountain, carioca around and circle up on the grass for the warmup. Regular warmup stuff.

    Mosey to the railing of the fountain for:
    Jack Webb Double Shots at the Barre! Oh Surge how we miss you.
    The air presses are done in the Peoples chair of the railing. Complete with 10 and 20.

    Mosey to the levee for Disperse Peoples Run!
    Last man sprint to front, yell disperse and an exercise. All pax run down levee, exercise x 3 then run back up. Continue until all pax got a disperse.

    At the H8! Location, time for some DirtyMacDeuce.
    4 rounds of 3 exercises x 12 reps, an arm, a leg, and a core. The lap in between each round was a Peoples run to top of Canal, across, and back down.
    Core sometimes consisted of burpees and 8 counts. Everyone loved it!

    End with a little Mary, then back to flag for CoT

    NMM

    -The LVCC is embracing the levee. The smiles were real. I’m pretty sure I’m invited back.
    -I think Hawgcycle would have been proud of our use of the levee. He would have joined us, but he had a commitment to another Pax, something about scheduling vacations or Dr appointments.
    -YHC called Skaters aka Apolo Ohno during the DMD then couldn’t remember how to do them. I was embarrassed Kuch had to demonstrate, until I saw some of the pax executing the movement. Since I’m a supportive Q there was no calling out any pax, but the internal laughter was tumultuous, trust me.
    -YHC is thinking how we can implement Karaoke in the Carioca in future Q’s. There are some things that just may you say…..hmmmm.

    Thanks for posting with me today.

    SYITG

  • Happy birthday ShortBus – RESPECT! – from Hokie

    We were fortunate when Ethanol called several weeks ago to let us know he would be down range and would step up to Q

    As 0450 approached, we were descended upon by a Lakeview car of @Kuch and an FNG, Adam Vondonavich

    Shortly thereafter my eyes I thought were deceiving me as the next car approaching looked like the driver was none other than Tanner!

    As it turns out Tanner, Kuch and our FNG all came to pay respect to the birthday boy, ShortBus, who allegedly consumer golden beverages at Germain delight.

    Warmup
    10 low slow tempo squats
    10 low slow tempo merkins
    Motivator 10-1

    Main event in the cubbies
    Curb craw 11-0
    11 incline merkins
    Bear crawl across to corresponding cubby
    10 Derkins
    Crawl bear back 9 merkins
    And on through down the ladder

    Couple “laps” of the OG race track
    Sprint the straight around the square walk the end 2 laps

    Mosey to parking lot
    5 Yak kicks on the wall to 5 second hold on 5th
    5 more and 10 second hold
    5 more and 15 second hold
    5 more and 20 second hold

    Merkin/dirty hookup webb 1/1-10/10

    Mosey to levee “theater”
    Run up stair by the river, lunge walk across the side walk and back, Bernie down the stairs, with 10 monkey humpers at the bottom . 8..6..4..2..0

    Back to the Beast Flag
    Mary
    Captain Thor
    big boy / American hammers 1/2-10/20

    COT
    Take care of you neighbors but that’s not only just the people on your street.