F3 New Orleans

Tag: Kuch

  • Saban Can’t Help Himself – from Mama’s Pride

    The night before this glorious morning, Saban decided it was appropriate to call out the Q for not being as active while he recovered from an injury. While I knew Saban simply missed me, there had to be consequences.

    We started off with a simple enough warm up of some SSH, grass grabbers, imperial walkers, arm circles, and self love. We moseyed to the base of the mountain for 25 push-ups, 25 squats, and 50 LBCs. Then the fun began. The group bear crawled up the mountain, indian run style, for two rotations. Again? It was Saban’s fault.

    At the top of the mountain we did 25 dips, 25 derkins, and 25 (2×1) Bonnie Blairs before moseying down the mountain for some Dora.

    The Dora included oh presses, curls, and flutter kicks, but had to be cut short to make it bad in time. On the way back, another one of my admirer’s, Kuch, caught up with us from his run to join us for the COT. Notably, no one gave Kuch any grief for his recovery despite not affording me the same sympathy. I guess it’s my youthful vigor and good looks.

  • Qsource Ruck – from Fracsac

    A Qsource ruck was held where men experienced the 1st F, embraced the 2nd F, and shared the 3rd F. There were some runners that ran. Be on the lookout for next week Qsource!

  • Something Old, Something New – from Fast Tax

    8 PAX were in attendance this morning as YHC made his first ever trek to The Foundry. After the usual disclaimer, we moseyed a ways and began our warmup, albeit with a slightly smaller group as 2 PAX modified the entire workout into a run.

    Warmups:
    SSH
    Grass Grabbers
    Hairy Rockettes
    Crab Merkin-Plank

    Sufficiently warmed we headed to the track for a lap of Catch Me If You Can.
    PAX partner up. Partner 1 performs 5 burpees and then sprints to catch the Partner 2, who has been running backwards. Partner 2 now does 5 burpees while partner 1 runs backwards. The cycle continued until we finished a lap with YHC switching from burpees to 10 Merkins, and then to 5 absolutions.

    The next event, Triple Check, was new to YHC and admittedly, could use a tweak or two.
    Triple Check: Teams of three. First man in a peoples chair, second man in front of him in plank, third man sprints 50 yards and back, rinse and repeat two more times.

    With legs burning, YHC decided to introduce City Park PAX to Welsh Dragons – a Fast Tax favorite:
    While remaining in plank position, PAX bear crawl forward 5 steps, do 1 merkin, 1 plank jack, and 1 shoulder-tap (2 is 1). Repeat adding 1 rep to each exercise each 5 yds – bear crawl forward 5 yds, do 2 merkins, 2 plank jacks, 2 sets of shoulder-taps… etc. We continued until we got to 12 reps each (about 50 yds), which is a new Welsh Dragons record! For those who like to keep score, we did ½(n)(n+1) of each… for those who like to keep score but don’t like math, we did 78 merkins, 78 plank jacks, and 78 shoulder taps.

    With 20 minutes to go, YHC called an audible (to himself) and scrapped the rest of his workout plan, electing to teach the Foundry crowd the finer points of BATTLE FRISBURPEE, a Fast Tax creation that the Pontiff PAX know and love.

    Team 1: Scooter, Breadsticks, and Kuch
    Team 2: Snooze, Screw Top, and Fast Tax

    After a recitation of the rules for those PAX who were new to the game, i.e. all of them, we commenced. The battle was intense, in part because there was a lot more running with only 3 people per team. In the end, it was a decisive victory for Team 1, winning it 3-0.

    With game over we headed to COT for name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer.

    Thanks for the fellowship and the chance to lead at The Foundry!

    SYITG

  • Cub, Cub, Bear! – from Baywatch

    It was a blustery morning after a stormy night but 9 PAX made the trek to City Park. After the normal pleasantries, we moseyed to the track for a warmup:

    25 SSH
    20 Hillbillies
    15 Peter Parker’s
    15 Parker Peters
    12 Grass Grabbers

    Next, we moseyed to the Foundry for
    a quarter Murph. After all had finished, we ran over to the playground near the picnic pavilion for a new game called Cub Cub Bear. Heard of Duck, Duck, Goose? Well, this is similar, just with bear crawls. We circled up around the play ground with a plank as the static position instead of standing. As one person bear crawls around they tap each person saying cub or bear. If you get tagged as bear you must do 2 merkins then try and catch the other person while both bear crawl. The circle ended up being a little too large but the game was still fun. After everyone had been tagged, we moseyed over to the back of the art museum.

    Some of the PAX had never been to a Renaissance beatdown so I introduced them to Sunday Mornings. After several rounds we headed back to the flag for some Mary and COT. It’s always a pleasure leading you, brothers.

  • The Track Can Be Fun Too – from Mama’s Pride

    With RCR in full swing, a few pax arrived early and ready to hit the ground running, pun intended.

    The group started out with a typical warm up of some SSH, Grass Grabbers, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, and Arm Circles. To keep gaining miles, we added 2 “Forks” to the warmup, which includes a run around the track where each pax sprints for the 100 m stretches and slowly jogs the turns.

    After the warm up, the group engaged in a crowd favorite – Mama’s Pride’s Ladder consisting of Merkins, Jump Squats, BBSUs, Commando Planks, and Kick Throughs. After each cycle, Pax rand 400m and performed 5 burpees. The workouts started with 15 reps of each exercise and added 5 reps after each run around the track.

    After 20 minutes, the group ran another lap and performed another Fork before finishing up with a friendly game of Ultimate Football.

    The pre-run group hit just at 4 miles, except for Saban, who decided he needed to run more because he’s Saban. Overall, it was as pleasant as it sounds.

  • Fun n Games till someone gets hurt. – from Kenna Brah

    Warmy
    Imperial Walkers =20
    Tin Soldiers – 20
    Abe Vigoda – 20
    Seal Claps/Overhead/Arm Circle
    High Knees/Butt Kickers
    -FUN –
    Sit Down/Get UP NO HANDS
    Turkish Get UP Training
    Press Up on Tree Branches

    Round-n-Round w/Blocks
    A – 3x
    15 SUMO Squat
    15 Servers – Hands Pressed to Middle – stretch out
    15 One Arm Swings L/R
    15 TriCep Ext – Hands Pressed to Middle

    B-3x
    15 L/R One Arm Row – Grasp Middle
    On your 6 w/no Hands w/block
    15 Pullover/Chest Press – Squeeze Middle
    On your Feet w/no Hands w/block
    15 OHP – Squeeze Middle
    15 L/R Static Lunge Twist
    REPEAT

    Heard some grumbling so I must have done it right. I hope I left you all better than I found you.

  • Krazy Ivan IV: Speedy Sings, Fracsac Frowns – from The Hammer

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair…for Fracsac apparently. The man who has a folder on his phone dedicated to the Freedom Hammer was crestfallen for a second year running. Bordering on tearful, Fracsac and his Southshore breathern had to witness a spritely Speedy Gonzales hoist the Freedom Hammer in triumph after the Northshore thumped the Southshore for the Crazy Ivan IV, 257 to 153. Precision results, thoroughly vetted and audited by the governing body, are as follows:

    1. Speedy Gonzales 31:22 (6:30 average pace)-recruited years ago by Jose 10k
    2. Amnesia 33:55
    3. In Time 34:07
    3. Cowbell 34:07
    5. The Hammer 34:34
    6. Saban 35:09
    7. Kuch 35:37
    8. Steve 36:45
    9. TankedUp! 37:20
    10. RevSox 37:36
    11. Sogo 37:47
    12. Hog’s Breath 40:25
    13. Thumb War 41:30
    14. Bongo (time between 41:30 and 42:43-you should have found me afterwards Bongo!)
    15. Snooze 42:43
    16. Pelican 42:44
    17. Shooter 43:34
    18. Flea 45:16
    19. BBQ 46.35
    20. Russo 46:55
    21. Jose 10k 47:38
    22. Pai Gow 49:55
    23. Baywatch (it was raining hard, lots was happening, Hog’s Breath was talking to me…sorry Baywatch I didn’t get your time)
    24. Belloq
    25. JV (not that JV, the other one) 55:19
    26. Kenner Brah
    27. McGiver

    And honorable mentions to PickAxe and Chainsaw, The Hammer’s 2.0s, who finished the first lap together in a blistering 13 minutes.

    Thanks for coming out guys. You all get a trophy for participating in this unequivocally, completely stupid and utterly pointless annual competition. YHC was thoroughly impressed with the total disregard for your personal wellbeing and safety and looks forward to a repeat performance same time next year. Over and out.

  • Run Foundry Run – from Snooze

    Legs were heavy for those of us that opted to join Saban a day earlier on his sadistic 8.5+ mile jaunt through the city. Soreness be damned, though, because RCR is upon us. So let’s get some more miles in…

    Warm-up

    We moseyed to the track for a brief warm-up consisting of: Side Straddle Hop x 20, Windmills x 15, Grass Grabbers x 15, Imperial Walkers x 15, Arm circles x 10 (both ways), and 8 count Body Builders x 10.

    The Thang

    In order to avoid any PAX (YHC included) griping about puddles on the track, we moseyed over to the covered area in front of the Children’s Museum.

    25 Merkins – 1 lap down the LCH ramp, around the traffic circle, and back (approx. 1/4 mile)
    25 Merkins, 25 LBCs – 1 lap
    25 Merkins, 25 LBCs, 25 Carolina dry-docks – 1 lap
    25 Merkins, 25 LBCs, 25 Carolina dry-docks, 25 LBTs – 1 lap
    25 LBCs, 25 Carolina dry-docks, 25 LBTs – 2 laps
    25 Carolina dry-docks, 25 LBTs – 3 laps
    25 LBTs – 4 laps

    This was the plan, but we had to modify and cut it short due to time. After a mosey back to the flag and COT, we logged almost 3.5 miles.

    As always, thanks for the opportunity to lead.

  • No Asses in the Grasses – from Baywatch

    It was a nice, balmy morning at the lakefront as 10 PAX gathered for a beatdown. The pre-run Lakeview crew arrived with a minute to spare, including Breadsticks who was apparently worried that YHC had wet and grassy ideas. After disclosures were given, we moseyed around the fountain and over to the waterfront for a warmup as I assured the PAX grass wasn’t on the menu today.

    30 SSH IC
    25 Hillbillies IC
    15 Arm circles IC F/B
    15 overhead claps IC
    15 seal claps IC
    15 concrete grabbers IC (had to make sure grass was avoided)

    Next, we moseyed down to the bridge. All the Pax lined up facing the water at the top of the incline. While one PAX ran across the bridge and back, everyone else did decline merkins or flutter kicks. We rotated each round between merkins and flutter kicks.

    After 6 rounds we moseyed over the bridge and a little further down the water front. We then did a 10 light pole doozy. We did 5 burpees at each light pole while alternating between bear crawls and jogging to the poles. So, we bear crawled to light pole 1, did 5 burpees, ran to light pole 2, did 5 burpees and so forth until we reached light pole 10 and completed 50 burpees.

    Next, we moseyed back to the bridge for 4 more rounds of alternating merkins (inclined this time) and flutter kicks. Then it was back to the warmup spot for 25 step-ups, 20 shoulder taps, 15 dips, 10 squats, and 5 8-count bodybuilders.

    To close it out, we did 20 dying cockroaches, 20 wife pleasers, and 20 leg raises. Then back to the flag for CoT.

  • 36 degrees, 36 reps – from Rudy

    Brrr.. It was chilly this morning. There’s only one way to stay warm. That’s right – break out the Lucky Bear. That’ll keep YHC warm! But it definitely prompted some strange looks from the other folks getting an early workout under the shelter. BUT I WAS WARM.

    The LVCC was apparently chilly, so Snooze, Mama’s Pride and Kuch waited as long as possible before emerging for the workout. Frac, confused by a large green fuzzy thing, joined the OTHER PAX for his pre-thang burpees. Baywatch, wearing 17 layers, looked almost as warm as YHC. And then Saban. Brave Saban wearing his shorts. What’s he thinking…

    At 5:28, Mahatma decided that it was time for the workout to get started. Patience, big chief! At 5:30, YHC issued the disclaimer. And we were off.

    Warm Up: some stretching, then SSH x36 (one rep for each degree that the Mini reported this am).

    Thing #1: Lucky 7s. 7 minutes. Each minute, 7 burpees then finish out the minute with exercise that YHC names. Kuch was strangely quiet, after griping that his heart rate wasn’t moving during the warm up. FInish with 1 more burpee for an even 50.

    Thing #2: Grab some bricks from the Mini, and lets head to the mountain. Going up and over, we’ll stop at the half-way, top, 3-quarter and bottom. At each stop, the PAX will do 36 reps. But… If you finish early, keep rep’ing until the 6 finishes the 36 reps. YHC won’t point fingers, but a certain jolly green figure was usually leading up the rear. Situps, Squats, Twists, American Hammer, Calf Raises, Carolina Dry Docks, Shoulder Taps and Newton Cradles.

    OK, I GREATLY underestimated how hard 36 Newton Cradles (2 is 1) would be. That took a while, and several pauses. Yikes.

    Mosey back to the shelter for 2 rounds of 18x Wonder Bras in the peoples chair.

    COT: Prayers of comfort for Frac’s sister, having just lost her husband at too early of an age. Thanks, PAX, for dragging yourselves out of the warm comfort of your beds to start the day pushing me to be a better man.