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  • Twelfth Day of Burpees – from Mayhem

    Twelfth Day of Christmas – Three Kings Day
    All exercises to be done in multiples of 3 or 12 in recognition of the day

    Conditions: Damp and 46 degrees
    16 PAX strong for a VQ
    Disclaimer and mosey

    Warmups (and the start of the whining):
    12×2 SSH
    12×2 Grass Grabbers
    12 AbeVagoodas
    12 Arm Circles
    12 Reverse Arm Circles
    12 Peter Parkers
    12 Parker Peters

    Round of Circle Burps (17 burpees)

    To the hill
    Modified Burp Back Mountain
    Backwards up the hill, forward down the hill

    Round 1
    6x
    9 burpees (54 burpees)
    9 merkins
    Mary

    Round 2
    3x
    6 burpees (18 burpees)
    6 squats
    Mary

    Round 3
    3x
    6 burpees (18 burpees)
    6 SSH
    Mary

    Burpee Merkin back to the flag (1 burpee)

    Mission accomplished
    Burpee total: 108 (divisible by both 3 and 12)

    COT
    Proud to lead this group of men today
    It’s my first and last VQ but won’t be my last Q

  • A VQ Begins a New Year – from Pool Boy

    Conditions: Wet and 58 degrees
    5:27 am. With the football field and track completely flooded, I call an audible and change workout.
    After quick disclaimer, mosey over to the rocks.

    Warmups:
    Abe Vigoda
    Arm circles – with clubbin included
    Imperial Walkers
    Side Straddle Hops
    Peter Parkers
    Mosey over to the parking lot by the gym after grabbing rock. Without rock, sprint to the gym:100 side straddle hops and then head back to the other end of the parking lot. Sprint to gym: 75 squats and back to parking lot. Sprint to gym: 50 merkins and back to parking lot. Sprint to gym: 25 calf raises and back to parking lot.
    With rock over head, indian walk to the gym and back to end of parking lot.
    Mosey over to soaked baseball field. Individual rock toss/throw from one side of the field and back.
    Mosey back to the rocks for Coolorama:
    Abe Vigoda, imperial walkers, side straddle hops, Big Boy Sit ups, Peter Parkers.
    Mayhem with the anticipation of his first Q Friday jumped in with:
    25x Flutter kicks
    20x Hello Dolly’s
    20x Tin Scissors
    50 LBCs on your own
    COT
    Honored to lead today with first Q and appreciated everyone’s help.
    Prayers for those in need and for a faith filled 2023.

  • Did Gabby pull Thumbwar on a Bob sled across the Great Lawn? The city park police want to know. – from PVC

    Brisk 50 degree morning 4 pax begin Warmorama in peace and quiet then 2 pax ascend from the gloom the chatterboxes of the group. It didn’t take long for them to run out of breath.
    Warmorama: Low squat
    Grass grabber
    Abe vigoda
    Hip rotation
    Hill Billy
    Imperial walkers
    Stretch up head up
    Peter Parker
    Parker Peter
    Arm circles

    The Thang:
    2 sets
    Step ups
    Dips
    American hammer

    2 sets
    20 BBS
    Run backward
    20 Merkins
    Lunge
    20 Flutter kicks
    Run forward
    20 monkey humpers
    Bear crawl

    Bocci ball circle: winners choice of exercise and count

    COT
    Rudy joined us after 9.25 mile run

  • VQ at SCRUM – from CyberCajun

    Well the backblast is only ***2*** days late..

    Fortunately I was not late to my VQ! HawgCycle and I arrived early for some last minute pointers

    Started off with some warmups:

    – Side Straddle Hops x 10,
    – Peter Parkers x10
    – Imperial Walkers x 10
    – Parker Peters x 10
    – Moroccan night club x 15

    **Leg 1**
    Running roughly 1/2 mile, stopping at every other light for

    – Merkins x 3
    – Sit-ups x 6
    – Side Straddle Hops x 9

    **Leg 2**
    Stopping our run at the handy outdoor resistance machines – these things are really neat!
    Rotated counter clockwise every 45 seconds and we completed 2 rotations of various upper body workouts including one triple station with PAX choice of pull-ups, dips, or MORE sit-ups in case Leg 1 was not ab-tastic enough

    **Leg 3**
    Simple Mosey back to the flag, and some cooldowns. Low Slow Squats, Self Love, and some arm circles wrapped up the day

    COT and I prayed us out

    Good Coffe at CC’s

    Only **mild** heckles when I

    1. Accidentally did Parker-Peters when I announced Peter-Parkers
    2. Called out “In Cadence” after I’d just said we’d jog Leg 1 on our own and meet at the machines
    3. Did not tell Frac he had PAX Choice at the triple machine and he did a set of sit-ups

  • Special Ops – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: Partly Cloudy. 72 degrees. Humidity 92%. Wind 5 mph from the South

    Pax: Boo, Buxton, Fast Tax, YHC, Hokie Don’t Call Me Pokie, Mayhem, Pool Party, PVC, Triple Shift

    Arrived a few minutes early to find PVC warming up. I filled him in on the Special Ops Mission he would need to lead.

    After giving the disclaimer I told Fast Tax and Triple to go with PVC. Given the look on Triple’s face, I’m pretty sure he believed he was getting the Black Tahoe. From his perspective it makes sense. I’m sure he feels he has been dangerously close for a while now. The Special Ops group headed right towards the Rock Pile. Boo, Buxton, Hoke, Mayhem, Pool Boy and YHC headed in the opposite direction.

    Quick Mosey to the light pole on the south end of the park. Pretty sure I’ve never done a warm-up here. Hopefully Fast Tax will be glad to hear that I was mixing things up.

    Warm Up:

    YHC used the warm-up to let some of our newer members practice leading in Cadence:
    • Pool Boy – SSH x 26
    • Mayhem – Imperial Walkers x 15
    • Buxton – Grass Grabbers x 15
    • Pool Boy – Peter Parkers x 20
    • Mayhem – Tempo Merkins x 20
    • Buxton – Low Slow Squats x 20

    The Thang

    Continued around the path headed east and then North to the first baseball field. Divided up into two groups of three. Pax 1 did pull-ups on the bleachers, Pax 2 did merkins, Pax 3 was the timer with 5 burpees. Rinse and Repeat.

    Back to the path, headed north where we joined up with our 3 Special Ops friends. That took longer than expected. Maybe they ran into resistance. Did they have words with Rudy’s Caterer? She’s never accosted us before, but it’s possible that Triple Shift said something to set her off.

    Triple Shift: Hey what are you doing?
    Rudy’s Caterer: I’m walking. I walk here every day. 78 laps.
    Triple Shift: Your form is all wrong. Look at your hips. They’re all out of alignment.
    Rudy’s Caterer: I do this every day. I’m fine
    Triple Shift: You won’t be. Keep doing this and you might not ever walk again.
    Rudy’s Caterer: Hmmm….then I should do this now @$#%&#@!
    At this point she jumps Triple, brings him to the ground and starts jumping repeatedly on his face as PVC and Fast Tax stand by in amusement.

    …Or maybe our Special Ops are just slow. At any rate they joined on the levee for Clock
    Merkins
    • 6 o’clock (feet toward the top of levee, head toward the bottom) x 10
    • 9 o’clock x 10
    • 12 o’clock x 7
    • 2 o’clock x 6
    • 4:30 x 6

    Continue our mosey around the track to the Hill. We had nine presents left to us by our Special Ops. I gave PVC very little instruction, but he did a good job (other than being slow as molasses). I was glad to see the variety of rocks and especially glad to that they brought Gibraltar.

    11s – Start with 10 bench presses on the north side, carry the rock up and over to the south side and do a man-maker. Then 9 bench presses and 2 man-makers…..yadda, yadda, yadda…we did this for 10 minutes. YHC got to 5 bench presses and 6 man-makers.

    At this point we had to hustle. YHC challenged the pax to get back to the rock pile before him. Boo succeeded. Drop of the rocks and Horses to the Stable back to the flag.

    NMM

    • Great job by Pool Boy, Mayhem, and Buxton during the warm-up. They all led like champs. Looking forward to some fresh Qs.
    • The Bleacher pull-ups were fraught with danger.
    • I concur with Hoke’s sentiments regarding the clock merkins.
    • It’s not really 11s unless it involves burpees or man-makers. It’s also not 11s if you don’t finish. That’s on me.
    • Don’t worry, Triple is as handsome as ever. His dust up with Rudy’s caterer left him none the worse.
    • Guys pushed hard at the end. So good seeing guys with their hands on their knees or in surrender cobra when we finish.

  • Roaming around The playground – from PVC

    On a cool crisp yet foggy full moon lit 65 degree morning 8 PAX converged for a Bootcamp in the gloom

    Warmorama: squats, Abe vigoda, grass grabbbers, imperial walkers, hill billies, arm circles, Peter Parker’s

    Mosey to gym wall for balls to wall, calf raises, donkey kicks (2 sets)

    Mosey to pavilion for dips, BBS, step ups (2 sets)

    Mosey to hill for bear crawl up n over, flutter kicks, lunge up n over, bear crawl up n over, flutter kicks

    Mosey to rock pile shoulder press, bench press, squats (2 sets)

    Mosey to football field for Coolorama:
    squats, Abe vigoda, grass grabbbers, imperial walkers, hill billies

    COT
    FNG Buxton was named after I recognized his name from our childhood neighborhood where we grew up

  • Wherefore Art Thou, Macgyver? – from Rudy

    5:29:30 – 9 PAX in the gloom start to realize that our designated Q – who so so boldly announced his Q intentions to the world (or at least to slack) – was going to no-show. YHC looked around and saw Mahatma getting ready to claim the Q. As YHC has experienced the Mahatma Q, I spoke up and grabbed it just in the nick of time. I think I heard Mayhem whispering “Whew…”

    BTW – Welcome back to the fold, Babyface! Great to see you in the gloom!!

    With the disclaimer given, the PAX were off to the rock pile. Quick warmup with some SSH, IW and such. Gives YHC a few moments to formulate a plan – lets grab a rock and head to the football field.

    Midway to the football field, YHC called an audible and stopped by the playground. 5 stations of Pull Ups, Merkins, Squat Thrusts, Burpees and LBCs. 2 rounds through, while TripleShift showed up just in the nick of time (i.e., 15 mins late).

    Next up – off to the field. Start with a Dirty MacDeuce. We were short 1 rock, so whoever was rock-less for an exercise would just do burpees while everyone else exercised.

    Round 1: Shoulder Press (mahatma drew the short straw). Then lunges and LBTs. 1 Lap.
    Round 2: Curls (Triple got it), Slow Squats (Hand Gernada was burpeeing), Flutter Kicks. 1 more Lap

    Mahatma had now had enough and demanded that a REAL Q step up. So Mahatma took over. All Day Baby! Everyone lift rocks overhead. We’re 1 short, though??? No big deal – 1 PAX to the middle for 5 burpees, then pass off a rock. Can the PAX keep the rocks overhead while we get through all 50 burpees? All PAX but 1 (“Rudy”) made it.

    Line up for a Merkin Lineup. shoulder-to-shoulder, Lotsa merkins, side crawling, hand slapping fun.

    Creative stuff, Mahatma!

    Return the rocks, some last Mary and back on our horses to get to the flag.

    COT, Announcements and Prayers. Thanks to all for giving us the chance to lead!

  • 1/2 (Revised) Iron Pax Challenge – from Triple Shift

    With a last minute notice from Mahatma that he couldn’t Q this morning due to a family vehicle mechanical problem, I called an audible and took the reigns.

    WARMUP
    Head to the rock pile then to the field. The instructions were to grab a heavy rock but not everyone listened to my instructions (nothing new). Oh well, we circled up with some SSH x 20 IC, Low Slow Squat x 10, Tempo Merkins x 15, Forward Arm Circles x 10 IC, Reverse Arm Circles x 10 IC, Pretzel Arms x 10 IC, and finally, 10 Burpees IC.

    THE THANG
    Due to the high humidity, the field was soaking wet, so I headed to the large oak tree on the other side of the track by the playground to do our thing. I’ve wanted to do this workout for some time and it is one I will always remember since (I believe) that was the first workout of the inaugural Iron Pax Challenge in 2017. The original workout is 50 squats, 40 Big Boy Sit-ups, 30 Merkins, 20 Bonnie Blairs (2 is 1) and 10 Burpees than run 400 meters x 4 for time. I vaguely remember that pax members in the nation were posting sub 20 minute times and I had to throw the BS flag on that!
    Back to the workout. With the rock, we did 50 squats, 40 flutter kicks (2 is 1), 30 bench press, 20 Bonnie Blairs (sans rock of course), and 10 Blockees x 2. There was a great deal of chirping at the Warmup but quieted down pretty quick except when we did flutter kicks and bench presses with the abundance acorns on the ground.

    COT
    Countoff, Namerama and closed with prayers for friends and loved ones dealing with significant diseases. Reminded the pax to be alert and observant for other men’s emotional and spiritual health this time of year. Let’s be providers of hope, encouragement and joy this Christmas season

  • Hand Grenada’s Gym-Bor-eaux – from Hand Grenada

    75 degrees, SEVERE lightening, rain and humidity as thick as bogey’s eye brows…

    Pax, pvc, bogey, mayhem, hg

    -Intro and disclaimer

    -Mosey to rockpile/pond, select rock and head to gym AQAP to avoid ground strikes(conversation ensued btw bogey and hg as to whether the Gym or pavilion would be better shelter from lightening. Bogey, who’s prowess as a shade tree meteorologist was unknown to hg, alerted hg to the fact that the gym in fact was equipped with a “lightening rod” therefore making it a much more suitable choice. Still waiting on Elon’s team of unemployed fact checkers to get back to us on this…)

    -warm up: hillbilly ic x15, grass grabber ic x15, Abe vagoda ic x15, on ur face, Floyd mayweathers ic x15, shoulder taps ic x15, toe touches ic x15

    -select a stair bay that fits ur personality for hand Grenada’s gym-bor-eaux fizz. 3 rounds of 10 exercises 12, 10, 8 reps each all ic.. calf raise, squat w/rock, side squat w/rock, uphil lunge, step back lunge, grab bags, decline merkin, incline merkin, peoples chair curls, balls to wall.

    -mosey back to rockpile/pond, return rock, Mary: LBC ic x15, dying cockroach ic x15, flutter kicks ic x15

    -mosey to flag, count off, name o rama, announcement, intentions, prayer, dismiss.

    Cap tip to Mayhem for wearing a watch!

    Always privilege and pleasure to lead, hg

  • 15’s & Release – from Hokie

    YHC finished hanging drywall on Saturday AM at 1100 and looked and saw a Q-less Renaissance on Sunday but would not HC

    YHC finished working at Charlie’s on Saturday PM at 2300 and looked and saw a still Q-less Renaissance on Sunday but still would not HC

    YHC got up at 0530 Sunday AM and looked and saw a still Q-less Renaissance on Sunday and decided to step up and HC

    As 0630 approached six pax, including Smooth, in from Spain; new pax member, Wapner; our N’antan, Fraq; PVC & MacGyver.

    We started with a disclaimer and welcome and Warmorama of SSH x 20, Slow Vigodas x 10 and grass grabbers x 15. While warming up 2 additional pax, Abacus & Vagabond, arrived.

    The THANG –

    15’s
    15 Burpess & 15 Mountain Climbers
    Then Mosey to Green box and
    15 American Hammers & 15 big Boi sit up

    Run back to NOMA

    repeat with round of 14’s 14 & 14 mosey to green box 14 & 14, mosey to NOMA

    Rinse and repeat for rounds of 13, 12, 11….

    At 0710 we gathered around “the bacon” for 25 “foot release” squats (squat to seated position and lift knees as high as possible) & 25 hand release merkins

    At 0714 we went up the stairs to “enjoy” Sunday Mornings against front wall of NOMA

    At 0715 we gathered for countarama, nameorama, announcements & prayer.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead