F3 New Orleans

Tag: The Uptowner

  • Merkin Math is Hard – from Mayhem

    75 degrees, 95% RH, 0 mph wind
    It was wet and not from rain

    Travelling from the East and not wanting to catch the train, High Rise was the first to arrive sometime before 5:20. YHC pulled up next and started running through the plans in my head. From 5:27 to 5:29 the PAX just kept coming with Thumb War bringing up the rear. 5:30 disclaimer and backwards down the track we went.

    After 150M total backwards mosey and 100M total mosey we ended at midfield.

    Quick Warm-A-Rama included GG, MMP (finally correctly demonstrated), IW, FM, PP, Crab Cakes (for Vagabond).

    First exciting effort amidst the mumble0chatter was Motivator-Merkins. Start with 10 motivators then 10 merkins. Count down from there to 1. Only 55 of each when completed. Zero sympathy.

    Next effort was the bear crawl inchworm. Two lines, planked, facing the playground. Last man bear crawls to the front and planks. Everyone goes twice. Boo-hoo the stickers… get over it. No complaining today.

    At the playground, we did the Rail Shuffle. Plank on the rail. We shuffled counterclockwise led by YHC . DOWN = merkin. TUCK = hop forward/back. Once the clock struck 12, all PAX took a turn performing 5 pull-ups.

    Next effort took place on the west side of the gym. Wall Plank with hands ICx20, Wall Plank with feet ICx20, Wall Sit & air presses. Rinse and Repeat, replace air presses with overhead claps.

    Next effort was on the baseball diamond. Circle up. Plank-o-rama. Alternating plank exercise and core exercise IC.
    Hip Slap – LBC
    Shoulder Tap – Freddy Mercury
    Merkin – Flutter Kick
    Put it all together and you get… MAYHEM MERKINS. One PAX at a time. One rep at a time. Twice around the circle of 13. Rest of PAX planking. This amazing exercise is still extremely difficult for some. I assume it is because they have to count all the way to 10… looking at you Mr Rogers, Kennah Brah, Rudy…

    All PAX spread out in the infield of the baseball diamond. A few PAX (Frac?) had to ask where the infield was located. Duck Joust… Duckwalk, arms crossed, knock fellow PAX down. Vagabond cheated… I mean won.

    Mosey back near the flag. Circle up because we ain’t done yet.

    Big Bang. Hold plank then explode up and do the exercise as fast as possible once I call it out. 3 burpees, 10 jump squats, 10 big bois. End with 15 Plank Jacks IC.

    COT
    Announcements – Greek Fest
    Intentions – Boo Boo’s SIL and Mess Hall’s MIL

    Enjoyed leading.
    SYITG!

  • The Sandman – from Mayhem

    Conditions: 70 degrees, no wind, 92% humidity
    Perfect weather to get some work in

    Disclaimer with a twist: modify if needed but don’t modify to skip the work

    Mosey to the American Flag south of the field
    GG, HB, IW, PPP, MC, SSH all IC to “Let’s Go”
    Then in silence TF, FT, hold AG facing the flag to Stapleton’s “Star Spangled Banner”

    Mosey to the bleachers to Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger”
    Mayhem Merkins x10 IC
    Snake half the bleachers, burpees IC
    Snake half the bleachers, LBCs for 2 minutes OYO

    Mosey to the gym parking lot
    Franklin Tracers (IYKYK)
    Mosey to the gym
    Merkins up the stairs IC
    Derkins down the stairs IC

    Indian Run to Falcon entrance
    11s with the SANDBAGS to Metallica’s “Enter Sandman”
    Overhead press / Squats never putting the bag down

    Mosey to other side of the hill
    Plankorama all IC: alternate plank and core
    Some plank thing IC, BB, hip slaps, FM, shoulder taps, American Hammer, Mayhem Merkins

    Back to the (other) flag
    Announcements
    Intentions – F3 brother’s family in Missouri, high school students finishing strong with exams, grateful for getting out there and doing hard things

  • Stations of the Cross – from Rudy

    My typical Good Friday workout – stop me if you’ve heard this one before. The muggies are back. As are the pricklies. Which would add to the pains of the PAX. 8 PAX joined, including Chips! Great to have you back in the gloom, good friend!

    A quick warmup, then we’ll visit 14 stations. Each station is 3 minutes total: 90 second exercise, then a lunge walk about 30 yards (taking 60-75 seconds), then a rest until the next station.

    After the 4th station, we mixed in the KoT Sled – one PAX would pull that while lunge walking, rotating it amongst the PAX.

    Station 1: Jesus sentenced to death: Peter Parker Peters (and our first taste of the pricklies)
    Station 2: Jesus takes up his cross: Merkins
    Station 3: Jesus falls the first time: Burpees (falling but get back up)
    Station 4: Jesus meets his mother: Big Boy Situps (some Mary)
    Station 5: Simon Takes up the cross with Jesus: Low Slow Squats (this isn’t a race). And its a break from the pricklies
    Station 6: Veronica wipes His face: V-Ups
    Station 7: Jesus falls the 2nd time: Burpees
    Station 8: Jesus meets the women of Jerusalem: Hello Dolly
    Station 9: Jesus falls the 3rd time: Burpees
    Station 10: Jesus Stripped of his cloths: Jump Squats
    Station 11: Jesus is Nailed to the Cross: T-Merkins
    Station 12: Jesus dies on the Cross: Genuflects
    Station 13: Jesus taken down from the cross: Carolina Dry Docks
    Station 14: Jesus laid in the tomb: Elbow Plank

    Back to the flag for COT and prayers, especially thanksgiving for continued recovery of Chips.

  • BOMBS & POMS – from Kilo

    A little stolen BD this morning from the PAX in JAX

    0530: disclaimer given
    0531: mosey started to the W-O-R
    SSH, TIE Fighters forward and reverse, HB, and IW, finish with the Vagabond Sunrise

    Mosey to the parking lot, quite a bit of grumbles about the amount of moseying down already… partner up and on to the THANG

    BOMBS – burpees, overhead claps (in a deep squat), merkins, big boys, and squats: 50, 100, 150, 200, 250
    Pax take turns running to the light pole that was illuminated with a plane directly over it and back. Some chasing and sprinting was done so as to keep up the spirits.

    POMS – plank, reverse plank (aka Overhand Plank), merkins, squat hold all for 20 count by the resting Pax

    Mosey back to the W-O-R spot for some broga and MC’s sprinkled in

    COT: gratitude for all that the Sky Q has done for us this week and for a successful Leg Quarter Cook-off tomorrow

  • Alphabet Soup – from Mayhem

    Nearly perfect temps…
    Actual temp: 70 deg
    Felt like: 70 deg
    Wind: 4mph out of the SE

    Having been on IR since Feb 24th, YHC hasn’t Q’d in a long time. The evening of my birthday, I decided it was time to change that. I was inspired by Bushwacker’s recent BB. Here we go…

    5:30 disclaimer
    Started with six PAX which turned into seven shortly thereafter; Kenna Brah thanks for escorting Mahatma to our circle

    Warmup: GG, IW, PPP, CC, LSS, SSH

    Mosey near the swings and share the plan 26 exercises from A to Z over the next 40 minutes.

    Absolution + Merkin IC
    Burpees AMRAP for 90 seconds
    Cut-A-Flip: 5 rounds of 5 Merkins followed by 5 Big Bois OYO

    (Mosey to 1st Pavilion)
    Derkins IC
    E2K (Elbow to Knee) IC
    Freddy Mercurys IC
    Guantanamo: A unique exercise where we circled up and each PAX takes a turn doing leg throws to all of the other PAX
    Hill Billies IC

    (Mosey to near 2nd Pavilion)
    Indian Crab Walk where last man bear crawls to the front
    Jackees
    Killer Bs: Bear crawl to the pole then 3 broad jumps + 1 burpee back OYO
    LL Cool Js: Lunge right, Lunge left, burpee, Jump squat to the pole OYO (wait and watch Triple Shift’s perfect form at the end)

    Mayhem Merkins (the infamous): 10-count, hip slap, shoulder tap, Merkin IC… soon to be in the Exicon

    Not-So-Lazy Boys: On your six, legs straight, leaning back and holding—flipping between right, middle, and left IC
    Obamas: Bear crawl hands 4 steps, followed by 4 Merkins OYO (44th president)
    Trumps: while in this position, Bear crawl hands 4 steps, followed by 7 Merkins OYO (47th president)… not in the Exicon
    People’s Chair: find a tree to do People’s Chair… no Architect, we are not peeing on the tree for the letter P
    Quixote (Don Quixote): classic windmill to work those shoulders and abs IC (varying cadence that is)
    Rock-Paper-Scissors: pair up, the winner got to do a merkin while the loser was tasked with a burpee
    Snow Angels IC
    Upside-Down Shoulder Press on the wall

    (Running out of time… head to the field to feel the stickers)
    V-Ups OYO
    Wife Pleasers IC
    X-Factor IC

    (Running out of time… head to the flag)
    Y-Stretches c/o Architect
    Z Walk Like an Egyptian Moves c/o Kenna Brah

    Apologies for finishing one minute late @ 6:16 but we accomplished the task completing the Alphabet Soup Beatdown! We were dirty, sweaty and exhausted… and that was the goal! Thanks to everyone for keeping the energy high and supporting each other throughout the workout. It’s always a great feeling to be part of this brotherhood.

    COT
    Announcements- coffee
    Intentions- Architect’s co-worker, Triple Shift’s conference
    Prayed it out- thankful for F3

  • 21s on the 21st – from Vagabond

    Black Jack 21
    Everyone carries a weight round pontiff

    Merkins
    Squats
    Lunges 1 is 1

    Shoulder taps
    Hillbilly 2 is 1
    Bobby Hurley

    Bleachers
    Hip slap
    Leg raises
    Step ups

    Nolan Ryan 1is1
    Side lunges 1is1
    Wife pleaser

    Plank jacks
    Squat kick 1is1
    Big bois

    Wall
    Walk ups
    Calf raises
    Plank ups

    Gazebo
    1 leg power ups
    Irkins
    Flashers

  • Steppin it Up – from Vagabond

    Buncha step-related work with a dozen plus exercises for both legs and arms (and some core) under gazebos and on bleachers with burpees.

  • Love Snack – from Vagabond

    Run around park do some burpees to gazebo

    Gazebo walk back and forth over table 9 reps declining to love songs skip song costs 5 burpees

    9 V ups 20
    8 Alternating toe touches 20
    7 Lunges 20
    6 Elbow planks 20
    5 Nitro Burpees (2 pushups 8ct) 10
    4 True sit ups 20
    3 Imperial Walker 20
    2 Northbound merkins 20
    1 Eight count body builder 10

    Soccer

    COT

  • Mosey to ONE HUNDRED – from Mayhem

    Conditions: 63 F, felt like 66 F, 0 mph wind

    YHC arrived by foot at 5:28… because it is February and Every Mile Counts.

    Mumblechatter began before 5:30
    At the bell, disclaimer given and we commenced to carioca down the jogging path changing direction halfway
    Near the main gate, the start of the warmarama: A-slow-V, GG, low slow squats

    Then we “snaked the railings”. When you weren’t snaking, PAX held an Al Gore.
    It was awkward. It was different. Different can be good.

    Mosey down the path to the parking lot near the track entrance.
    Finish the warmarama with PPP, MC and MAYHEM MERKINS (hip slap, shoulder tap, merkin in a 10-count cadence… Exicon worthy)

    Into the track bleacher gate we went.
    The Main Thang: do 10 of something, then a form of transportation, then 20 of something, and so on to 100.

    10 left leg lunge, right leg lunge, burpee, two squats OYO – snake the bleachers
    20 burpees OYO – run back in front of the bleachers
    30 merkins OYO – run to the press box, up the stairs and back
    40 overhead claps OYO – run to the goal post and back
    50 monkey humpers OYO – run in the parking lot to the opposite track entrance
    60 lunges 1-is-1 OYO – run to the gym, bear crawl up the ramp, run back
    70 squats OYO – run up the gym stairs and head to the north side of the gym
    80 LBCs IC – run to the gym entrance and wall sit for 2 mins
    90 flutter kicks IC – run through the parking lot near the track
    100 air presses holding an Al Gore IC (taking turns counting to every 10) – indian run back to the flag

    2 minutes of stretching before COT

    Announcements
    -Kenna Brah learned something from a random French woman that means nothing
    -IOAM tomorrow in Thibodaux
    -City Pork and Old Metry Mosey around the corner

    Intentions
    -Kenna Brah’s friend’s granddaughter
    -Cheesesteak’s friend
    -Bogey to be understood

    Great group of men. We worked hard. Lots of mumblechatter. Great way to start a Friday.
    SYITG!

  • – from Thumb War

    1/24/25 Snow Week Uptowner

    I showed up around 5:10 to scope the AO for ice and do final prep for workout, then back to the flag for 5:29.

    5:30 Disclaimer then off to the rock pile for warming up.

    Had a few stragglers join us along the way.

    Warm-a-Rama:

    Abe Vigodas
    Low slow squats
    Grass Grabber
    SSH
    Mountain Climbers
    Thai fighters forward and back

    Thang: partner up and grab a rock and mosey to Gym.

    P1 is the timer and runs a lap around the gym will partner 2 does one of the below workouts then switch off partner and move to the next workout:

    *with a Pax of 9 and Kenna Bruh proclaiming to be the “Odd Man” he was a single.

    1. Sumo squats
    2. Alternating Lunges
    3. Bent over Rows
    4. Overhead shoulder presses
    5. Incline merkins
    6. Thrusters
    7. Derkins
    8. Curls

    This lasted until about 6:05 leaving some time to get as much Mary in as possible. No laps this time and I led the count:

    1. Big Boy SU’s
    2. J Lo’s
    3. Freddie mercuries
    4. Hello dolly
    5. Plank
    6. Superman

    6:10 we started heading back to rock pile and flag to arrive at 6:15 SHARP.

    Concluded with COT. Thoroughly enjoyed the opportunity to lead and plan to be more proactive about signing up on Q sheet.

    9 Pax
    Chips
    Kenna bruh
    Mayhem
    Hand Granada
    Vagabond
    Architect
    Thumb war
    Mahatma
    Mr. Rogers

    Playlist from the Thang.