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  • Tribute to Terabyte at the Mothership

    F3 lost one of its own earlier in the week. Terabyte was a caring leader that pushed himself, and inspired other pax to become better. He will be missed.

    YHC stated that we will carry a flag for our fallen pax as we trudged through the AO. We will sweat, push ourselves, and feel pain. In this way, we will honor him, ’cause that’s what we do. 40 men, including 3 FNG’s, were ready to go.

    Brief disclaimer, then pick up the flag and mosey to the Great lawn for the warmup

    SSH IC x 52 (Terabyte was only 52)
    IW IC x 15
    Grass Grabbers IC x 10
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Arm Circles IC x 10 Fwd x 10 Bwd
    Peter Parker IC x 20
    Shoulder Taps IC x 20
    Parker Peter IC x 20
    Mountain Climber IC x 20
    Recover, pick up the flag, and mosey….

    Stop just short of the Bridge at Lagoon Number 11 on our way toward City park Avenue
    10 Burpees OYO
    Mosey across the bridge and find an open space near City park Avenue
    Monkey Humpers IC x 20
    10 Burpees OYO
    Mosey along to the next open green space
    LBC’s IC x 20
    10 Burpees OYO
    Mosey to the entrance to NOMA at Lelong Drive
    Dying Cockroach IC x 20
    10 Burpees OYO (there was much mumblechatter by this time)
    Mosey to the Tree line near NOMA
    YHC asked how may burpees left? We have smart Pax! 12 it is!
    12 Burpees OYO which brings us to 52. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have more Burpees!

    Mosey to the Fountain at NOMA
    Dips IC x 20
    RL Step Up IC x 15
    Incline Merkin IC x 10
    LL Step Up IC x 15

    Dips IC x 10
    RL Step Up IC x 15
    Decline Merkin IC x 10
    LL Step Up IC x 10

    Mosey to the tree line
    Sprint to first tree and back – 5 burpees
    Sprint to second tree and back – 5 burpees – plank and wait for the six

    Starting at first tree, Burpee Broad Jump to third tree.

    YHC requested Triple Shift to help explain the next exercise. Triple Shift had previously introduced the Genuflect and YHC wanted to incorporate it in. Genuflect from third tree back to first tree.
    Left knee down, right knee down, left knee up, right knee up, then lunge walk one step. Now do two genuflects followed by two lunge steps, then three……etc.

    Mosey back to the Great Lawn for Mary:
    LBC’s IC x 30
    Tin Snips IC x 20
    Hello Dolly IC x 20
    Flutter Kicks IC x 20
    American Hammer IC x 10

    Plank for one minute
    Recover, pick up the flag, and return to the other flags for the COT

    Count off, Name-O-Rama, Announcement, and ended with a prayer.

    Welcome Bingo Knight, Offsides, and CareBear! Great job on the EH’ing guys! We have had big numbers at the AO’s lately, let’s keep it going!

    The Celebration of Life for Terabyte, aka Sidney Modica, will be held on Monday January 14th where visitation begins at 0900 with service to follow at 1030 at:
    Victory Fellowship
    5708 Airline Hwy
    Metairie, LA 70003

    If you have a flag or a ruck sack, please bring. Terabyte loved being part of F3, and we loved having him.

    SYITG





  • Championship Monday

    Championship Monday

    Clemson vs Alabama
    January 7th, 2019

    For may this was just a normal Monday. For YHC, this is Championship Monday! The Alabama Crimson Tide vs. that orange team in South Carolina. Living in New Orleans, I have come to obtain a lot of respect for the boys in Baton Rouge, but at Rock City, there seems to be a lot of mumble chatter about the Fighting Irish. The Irish live by one motto:

    Image result for work like a champion everyday

    Unfortunately, playing like a champion at times gets you a point in the loss column, but hey at least they look good doing it. Alabama, on the other hand, has learned to be champions in everything they do, every day. Championships don’t start on the football field. Champions try to push themselves in everything. Coach Saban said it best:

    Image result for work like a champion everyday alabama

    So today the disclaimer--work like a champion. For YHC, that ended at the warm-up.

    Warm-Up

    SSH X 18…no make that 20.

    Hillbillies X 0 (now this where the train really derailed) Q can’t call a cadence to save his life. “Must be from Bama,” they said.

    Mountain Climbers X 25

    Arm Circles X 10 (forwards and backwards)

    The important thing to remember is that champions sometimes have to take one on the chin first. Like in 2009, when the #1 ranked Alabama had to block a field goal at the end of the game to beat unranked Tennessee 12-10.

    Or when the 2011 Alabama team got cheated out of a 9-6 game at home against LSU (I still argue OJ Howard caught that ball on the goal line)…

    Or when the 2012 Alabama team had to recover from getting sucker punched by Johnny Football 29-24 at home…

    Or when the 2015 Alabama team lost to Ole Miss in week three 43-37…

    Or when the 2017 Alabama team lost to that cow college in the Iron Bowl…

    You get it. Sometimes champions get sucker punched, but it is not how you start it is how you finish. So let’s look beyond a botched warm-up and move on to a championship style beatdown.

    The Thang

    Grab a rock and mosey to the football field for an extended version of Dora. Pair up. As a team, complete the following:

    Curls X 250

    Squats X 200

    Rows X 150

    Shoulder Presses X 100

    Burpees X 50

    One Pax member works while the other Pax member runs a 40-yard dash and back.

    Cowbell and KimChi finished early rewarding all who finished 100 LBCs.

    Post-Thang

    The PAX really did not like this idea. “I thought that was the workout,” they moaned. (Maybe in Gainesville or Knoxville but not here).

    Bear crawl or lunge walk 20 yards and do 10 merkins, 20 more yards 10 merkins. (Rinse and Repeat).

    Return Rock and mosey back to flag.

    “We still have two minutes. On your six.”

    Flutter Kicks X 20

    Penguins X 25

    “We still have 30 seconds. I paid for 45 minutes,” said Rev Sox

    5 Burpees OYO

    COUNTERAMA

    NAMERAMA– Welcome FNG Rougarou (from Cajun Country)

    COT- Lord Jesus, allow us to seek you in everything we do. Make us the husbands, fathers, and coworkers that you have called us to be. In Jesus name, Amen.

    Gentlemen, thank you once again for allowing me to lead. I could not do the things I do without the support of my F3 Family.

  • ND and the Ladder of Despair

    The PAX are all painfully aware of YHC’s deep love affair with the Irish, and all things related to Notre Dame. The PAX are also fond of pointing out the flaws in my beloved Irish – “What a cupcake schedule”, and “You should join a conference”. This year’s CFB Playoff offered the Irish another chance to silence the doubting PAX.

    Returning from Dallas angry and a wee bit humbled, YHC asked the scheduled Rock City Q if he would be willing to give up his Q so the PAX could share in my pain. “Manbun” Hawg willingly agreed. So the PAX got to ring out 2018 with the Notre Dame Ladder of Despair.

    Warm Up

    Perhaps you are not already aware, but Clemson drummed the Irish in the Cotton Bowl by the score of 30-3. (YHC will happily discuss how the game was closer than that – but you’d have a hard time hearing him over the howls of outraged PAX).

    Burpees, of course. 10x OYO. Repeat. Repeat. That’s 30 (for Clemson). 3 more (poor lonely 3 for ND).

    SSH x30. 3 more burpees.

    IW x30. 3 more burpees.

    PP x30. 3 more burpees.

    The Thang – The Ladder of Despair

    Most PAX know that this was not ND’s first time getting blown out on the big New Year’s Day stage. But they may not understand the full depths of my despair. This morning, they will learn just how many consecutive times ND has gotten embarrassed this way. With a ladder. A ladder that calls out each of these games. How long will it take? How far back in time? Only YHC knows.

    • Game 1: 2018 Cotton Bowl. Clemson romps. 5 Burpees
    • Game 2: 2015 Fiesta Bowl. Ohio State destroys. add 10 Shoulder Presses
    • Game 3: 2012 National Championship. Alabama cruises. add 15 Curls
    • Game 4: 2006 Sugar Bowl. LSU crushes. add 20 Merkins
    • Game 5: 2002 Fiesta Bowl. Ohio State pancakes. add 25 Squats
    • Game 6: 2000 Fiesta Bowl. Oregon State thwacks. add 30 Rows
    • Game 7: 1995 Orange Bowl. Florida State trucks. add 35 Chest Presses
    • Game 8: 1994 Fiesta Bowl. Colorado routs. add 40 LBT 

    Fortunately for the PAX – the clock ran out, coinciding with the end of the streak. 1993 Cotton Bowl, ND romped over the Texas A&M Aggies. But now it was time to return the rocks. Final Tallies: 40 Burpees, 70 Presses, 90 Curls, 100 Merkins, 100 Squats, 90 Rows, 70 Chest Presses, 40 LBT. And worst of all – the cumulative scores of those 8 games? Foes: 304, Irish: 138. Average defeat of 38 – 17. Yikes.

    Return to the flag for our COT. Count-off for 20 PAX. Nice showing, gang! (Even if the uptown members were too scared to show). Lots of upcoming stuff (Krazy Ivan, BR convergence, Mobile Spartan, Jackson Day race). Always exciting to hear all of the opportunities that PAX are pursuing. Remember – if you hear something you want to do, DO IT. Q IT. Talk it up with the PAX, you will almost certainly find someone to do it with you!

    Thank you Rev, for taking us home with a thoughtful prayer, challenging us to be better men, better leaders, better followers into the New Year.

    Thank you, as always, for the chance to lead you all.

  • Last Mothership of 2018

    Last Mothership of 2018

    With the end of the year approaching I wanted to finish the year strong with a good beat down at the Mothership. This would be my 150th workout of the year. Having started F3 on Feb. 2nd at WPM, I have come a long way, and all for the better. At 6:30 the the disclaimer was given and we moseyed to the Peristyle.

    Warm Up

    • SSH x 20
    • Hillbillies x 20
    • Mountain Climbers x 20
    • Plank Jacks x 20
    • Imperial Walker Squats x 20
    • Arm Circles -Fwd x 15, Rev x 15
    • 5 Burpees OYO
    • Mosey to the Fountain in front of NOMA

    Thang 1

    • Right Leg Step Up x 15
    • Dips x 10
    • Left Leg Step Up x 15
    • Dips x 10
    • Bulgarian Split Squats Right leg x 15
    • Dips x 10
    • Bulgarian Split Squats Left leg x 15
    • Dips x 10
    • Incline Merkins x 15
    • Line up for Indian Run to the “Rocks” – When “6” gets to front of line we halt and he calls out an exercise and did 5 reps, then continued run.

    Thang 2 – 11’s with the Rock – We found where Mahatma and Tool had stashed the blocks, and eached grabbed one. YHC was not sure where this was going to happen, but figured we could find a semi dry spot – Not the case, and as we began the sky tried to open up on us, but just briefly.

    • The 2 exercise where Squat Thrusters with the Blocks and Offset Merkins on the Block(2 is 1). Started with 10 Thrusters and 1 Merkin and proceeded to 1 Thruster and 10 Merkins. In the middle we did 11 Curls when going one direction and 11 Tricep Extension when coming from the opposite direction. The usual Mumblechatter ensued, like no one has ever done 11’s before…Let’s GO!
    • With time getting tight we finished the 11’s and returned our blocks to their home and moseyed to the Great Lawn.

    Thang 3 – Circle up for some Mary – The Great Lawn was soaked and trying to stay somewhat dry YHC opted for the Brick area where FIA warms up. which garnered plenty of mumblechatter.

    • LBC’s x 20
    • Dying Cockroach x 20
    • I had more but it was 7:30 so we moseyed back to the flag.

    COT – Circle up for Count-o-Rama, Name-o-Rama Two FNG’s – Both are ILoveYouMan’s Business Partners (they make Adult Beverages and Icees in pouches you freeze) – Antonio(ILoveYouMans, Brother) is Jesus Juice and Craig is Screw Top(He’s their tight, accounting guy). Welcome Both! Hope to see them again soon! Announcements for Crazy Ivan Jan 19th.

    With the New Year approaching, take these last few days of the year to set some goals for next year for your Life, Job, F3 and shoot for the moon. Write them down, make sure they are measurable, and have milestones through out the year to maintain focus. Not everyone is aware, but there is a tab in the Q Sign up Sheet called NYR2018 to track your workouts. I will make sure we have one for New Year Resolutions 2019. Keep track and compete with your brothers in F3. Thanks again for pushing and motivating me through 150 beatdowns this year. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

    SYITG

  • Christmas Leftovers

    The day after Christmas tends to be a bit dreary.  The excitement is over, parties are done, no more chances to wear that tacky sweater, and back to work for many.  Folks are sluggish after enjoying lots of holiday cheer, which seemed to be the case for the F3 NOLA PAX since no one signed up to lead The Foundry, including myself.  Even after some feelers were thrown out on the group chat, no one was answering the call.  So in the last hour, YHC felt the he could take one for the team, kinda like eating those Christmas dinner leftovers that no one else wanted.  Surely someone would be there in the gloom to help me polish off Aunt Peggy’s bland dressing and that smoked turkey that cousin Bill infused with too much cayenne.  So as the clock neared 5:30am, it appeared we’d have a table for 5 in City Park.  Nothing special in store, just a hodgepodge of exercises and circuits that we’d figure out as the morning progressed. 


    Mosey down RM with a warmup pit stop:  Hillbillies x20, WM x10, AC x20, ISW x20, Plankroll x20, Merkins x10


    Stop #2 – The Baby Foundry:  5 stations, 2 rounds of Pull Ups, LBC, Dips, Hanging Knees Ups, Lateral Step Ups/Overs x20 (timer)

     
    Stop #3 – The Foundry:  Round 1 included partner assist Pull Ups x2 rounds with WWII Sit Ups x15 (timer).  Round 2 came together on the fly…Body Rows, Hanging Knee Ups, Squats x25 (timer) 


    Stop #4 – The Practice Track:  Line up for for some to-and-fro Bear Crawls, Lateral Lunge, Inchworm, Crabwalks, and Kongs. 


    Then a mosey back to the flag with no time for dessert. 
    COT to cap things off. 


    The PAX enjoyed some good F2 on the moseys throughout the workout as we recapped holiday events and got the morning off to a good start. 


    Tool  

  • God Make you Mighty, Gentlemen!

    This was my birthday Q (51 yrs old) and I wanted to make it special for the PAX NOLA. As Christmas day is tomorrow, I wanted to not only strengthen the body but also strengthen the mind as well. As I was thinking about the direction I wanted to go in the Christmas Eve themed workout, I realized that we already done a couple of 12 days of Christmas beatdowns and desired to go a different route. During the Christmas holiday season, the pace of life slows down enough for me to be more contempletive and I have more time to read. As I was reading a book by Ace Collins called ‘Stories behind the best-loved songs of Christmas‘, I came across the ‘real’ history of God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman which fit the theme of the beatdown today. Here is an excerpt.

    “When people today say “Merry Christmas!” the word merry means “happy.” When “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” was written, merry had a very different meaning. Robin Hood’s Merry Men might have been happy, but the merry that described them meant ‘great and “mighty.” Thus in the 15th century (Middle Ages), a strong army was a merry army, a great singer was a merry singer, and a mighty ruler was a merry ruler….the word rest in the title means to ‘make’ or ‘keep’. As the angel told the shepherds, “I bring you good news of great joy.” That joy and the power of faith can be felt and experienced in every note and word of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.” You just have to know how to translate the words into the language of the day in order to have a very ‘Mighty Christmas!”

    WARMUP

    Run over to the field by the rock pile and proceed with the following

    51 SSH x IC, 20 Imperial Squat Walkers x IC, 10 Abe Vigodas x IC, 10 Arm Circles x IC (Forward and Backward), 20 J-Los x IC

    THE THANG

    I instruct the PAX to get a medium sized rock and we head to the football field for Bearicides. Because we had 15 men, I had to break the groups up into 3s. We line up on the sideline and PAX 1 and 2 perform 100 lunges, 150 goblet squats and 100 straight leg deadlifts. Meanwhile, PAX 3 bear crawls out and pushes the rock forward to the middle of the field then bear crawls back while continuing to push the rock.

    After the bearicides, we did a Febreeze. This exercise consists of WW2 situps followed by air presses with feet 6 inches off the ground while in a sit up position. The count was 2 situps / 10 air presses, 3 situps / 20 air presses…all the way up to 5 situps / 51 air presses. Whew….that hurt!

    Running out of time we did a Jack Webb with a rock press up to 7 merkins / 14 rock presses.

    Time is running out so we put our rocks back and mosey back to the virtual flag.

    COUNTOFF, NAMERAMA AND COT

    Prayers for peace, hope and healing for Brad Brechtel, Hawg’s mom, Disclaimer’s 2.2 and all the intentions we hold in our hearts. Truly honored to be leading such a great group of men looking to get stronger physically, relationally and spiritually! Many blessings to you and yours this Christmas Season!

  • Can we get a WHO DAT!

    Cool and crisp conditions this morning at Rock City, perfect “football weather” for a black and gold themed beatdown on the heels of the Monday night Saints vs. Panthers game.  A few die-hards were sporting team gear and after the disclaimer along with a brief explanation of what lied ahead, we brought it in for a “Who Dat on 3″…not quite the same coolness as Brees in the Dome but it helped get the juices flowing.  Then a mosey to the usual field for a quick warmup of SSH, Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, and LS Squats.

    Made our way to the rock pile to select a companion for the morning and over to the large field for some drills.  First up would be a round of exercises paying homage to the Saints 11-2 record so far this season.  What better way to celebrate the 11 wins than with 11’s!  Here’s how it went:-Curl Press with rock (10-1)-Backpedal to parking bumpers (approx 15-20yds)-Hand Release Derkins w/feet on parking bumpers (1-10) -Lunge Walk back 

    Now we couldn’t forget about the 2 losses so in an effort to push ourselves to get stronger, we circled up for 2 minutes of Up-Downs.  Might have been a bit ugly at the end but the PAX hung in there for a long two minutes.  

    Next up would be a “Heisman Run” giving a shout out to Mark Ingram and Cam Newton that would be taking the field later that night.  In order to be considered for the Heisman Trophy, one must show superb running skills with the ball, maintain possession of the ball, and be fast.  Using our rocks as footballs and making sure not to fumble, we warmed up with Squat Press x20 before tucking in the rock(ball) for a run weaving around the trees(defenders) and finishing with an endzone celebration of Squat Press x10.  Then waited for the six with a wall con roca sit on the fence. 

    Still time for another circuit so this time we partnered up in a line for some “Boom and Zoom” to give props to our elite running backs, Ingram and Kamara.  YHC assumed it was common knowledge that the talented duo is nicknamed “Boom and Zoom” but apparently he was wrong.  After some heckling and discussion, we noted that to be a star running back you must be strong enough to keep from coughing up the ball and fast enough to gain yardage.  Therefore PAX #1 stayed put for “Boom” curls AMRAP to work on the guns while PAX #2 “Zoom” ran around the tree and back (50yds total?) as the timer.  We did this for approx 4-5 minutes with some grumbling from the peanut gallery after a few minutes in.

    Two minute warning was approaching so we called an audible to keep rocks overhead as we made our way back to the rock pile.  From there a mosey back to the flag, a few minutes of planking, concluded by a “Who Dat” plank/merkin circle. 

    COT included some lewd yet fitting nickname suggestions for our FNG but we landed on Piper…welcome!  Also an announcement for Crazy Ivan race coming up in Jan.  Prayer intentions for Brad Brechtel and for a good, safe, injury free football game tonight. 

    Thanks for letting me lead.  Hopefully we’ll be 12-2 by the time anyone reads this.  Who Dat! 

    Tool  

  • Spartacus II….again…

    DISCLAIMER, let’s mosey…

    COP: -SSH x 20 IC

    -IW x 20 IC

    -Mt Climbers x 20 IC

    -Arm Circles x 20 IC (10 ea. dir.)

    Grab a rock, medium, one you won’t drop on your head…Let’s mosey to the shelter (cuz it has benches).  With a timer: 1 min exercise and 15 secs rest.

    1. Bulgarian Split Lunge (30 sec/ea leg)

    2. Shoulder Press

    3. Goblet Squat

    4. T-pushup

    5. Alternating Step-up w/rock

    6. Squat Press

    7. Side Lunge with Touch (Elf on the Shelf)

    8. Merkins

    9. Lunge and Rotation

    10. Elevated Wife Pleasers Rinse and Repeat for a total of two rounds.

    Time to send your rock home and time for some Mary:

    -LBC x 20 IC

    -Flutter Kicks x 20 IC

    -Hello Dolly’s x 20 IC

    -Penguins x 20 IC

    -Dying Cockroach x 20 IC

    -J-Lo’s x 20 IC

    Let’s mosey to the SF. Countoff, namerama, announcements, and a prayer. It was an honor to lead. SYITG…

  • Six Strong at the Foundry

    6 dedicated men posted in the gloom on a chilly 39 degree Wednesday morning.  YHC was listed as the Q, so the Shovel Flag was planted, the disclaimer was given, and then….

    Mosey to the track for the Warmup

    SSH IC x 31

    IW IC x 15

    Arm Circles – 10 Fwd, 10 Bwd

    Abe Vigodas IC x 10

    Grass Grabbers IC x 10

    Catch Me if You Can – Partner Up

    Pax 1 – Run Backwards on the track

    Pax 2 – 5 Burpees then sprint to catch partner Flap Jack until each Pax does 20 Burpees

    Four Corners
    At the start, sprint straightaway to first corner
    Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10
    Mosey to corner 2
    Partner Decline Merkins – Pax 1 holds Pax 2 feet off the deck while in Squat position – Pax 2 does 10 Merkins – Flapjack
    Sprint straightaway to corner 3 
    Merkins IC x 10
    Mosey to corner 4
    Diamond Merkins IC x 10

    Mosey to Foundry, stopping at each lightpole for 5 jump lunges
    Stations
    Station 1 – Pullups AMRAP
    Station 2 – WW2 Situps AMRAP
    Station 3 – Run to bike track, 3 burpees and run back (timer)
    Rinse and Repeat

    Find a pull up bar, and hang so your feet are not touching the deck.  Hang for 1 minute.  This was a great test of grip strength, and one we will see again.

    Mosey back to the flag for Mary
    Flutter Kicks IC x 15
    Tin Snips IC x 10
    Hello Dolly IC x 15

    Count off, Name-o-rama, Announcements, Intentions, and closed with a prayer to the Sky Q.  Thanks for posting with me today! 
    SYITG! 




  • 610 Stomp #172, The Christmas Lights

    It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go….except City Park.   YHC took extra care and effort to create a Map My Run Route for a Christmas 610 Stomp.  This route would take the PAX down Roosevelt Mall and Lelong Dr and along the City Park Walking path next to the small lagoon so that we could witness the lights and celebration of the Holiday Season.   I have attached a few photos below of the sites witnessed this morning.

    Here are the lights at the corner of City Park Ave and Carrolton
    Here are the lights hanging in the trees as we crossed Anseman Ave near the City Park Ave. Entrance
    The PAX mid stride as we admired the lights in the Peristyle
    Here’s me taking a selfie directly in front of the Celebration in the Oaks entrance. 
    The rear view of the Botanical Gardens.  Aren’t they magnificent?

    The PAX reached the flag and then turned around to sweep the 6.  As a team, we entered the practice track for 1 lap and circled up for some Mary (IC)

    • LBC x 24
    • Penguins x 24
    • Wife Pleasers x 24
    • Flutter Kick x 24
    • Dying Cockroach x 24
    • Plank (Center, Left, Right)
    • Merkins x 12    

    Mosey Back to the flag for Counterama, Namerama, and COT.   Today YHC requested that we keep request intentions in our hearts and speak those intentions of thanks to the Sky Q for the fortunes we have received.  Thank you for the opportunity to lead.  SYITM

    NMM – YHC has contacted City Park via a public tweet and requested that the lights be turned on from 0515 till sunrise.   Now, we play the waiting game.