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Tag: Vagabond

  • 2 steps forward – 1 step back – from Hokie

    Just like in life, we will accelerate and then slip…

    Seeing no Q sign up, I decided to roll out my 62nd trip around the son by Q’ing this morning at Renaissance and again tomorrow at The Joy

    The Warm up include 10x Abe Vigoda, 10x Grass Grabbers and 20x SSH

    The Thang

    We moseyed to the field in front of NOMA.

    Lunge FORWARD 2 trees
    5 Merkins for Vagabond & Hokie and 5 burpees for Frac
    Lunge BACKWARDS one tree back towards NOMA
    5 Merkins for Vagabond & Hokie and 5 burpees for Frac

    RINSE & REPEAT 5x

    Turn around so we can head back towards NOMA

    This time we will mosey forward 2 trees
    5 T Merkins (2 is one)
    Mosey backwards aka Bernie one tree
    5 T Merkins (2 is one)

    Rinse & Repeat all the way back to NOMA

    With about 15 minutes left, the Q threw Frac into a state of questioning by announcing “Let’s head to the back of NOMA”

    At the back we went into one minute AMRAPs

    People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    1st AMRAP for our Nantan – BURPEES!

    People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    Next – Shoulder taps for one minute

    People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    Straight into Sunday Mornings for 1 minute

    People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    Low, slow squats for 1 minute

    People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    Straight into Sunday Mornings for 1 minute

    People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    LBC’s for 1 minute

    People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    Straight into Sunday Mornings for 1 minute

    Close with People’s Chair for one minute “rest”
    Straight into Sunday Mornings for 1 minute

    Thanks for the privilege!

    I love you all and THANK you for your friendship and your efforts to make me a better man

  • Triple Shift Birthday Q – 54 & 100 – from Triple Shift

    I’ve circled the Sun for 53 years and now I am entering my 54th year. With the passage of time, I can’t help but contemplate my life and how blessed I am to have a wonderful wife of 25 years and five (5) fantastic children! How did I get here? Well, I could answer that in so many ways but for today, I want to honor and recognize my dad who would have been 100 this year if he were still alive. With that in mind, I gave the disclaimer and did a very untraditional run for The Uptowner.

    WARMUP
    I gave the instruction to the PAX that we are running the one (1) mile Pontiff loop and that when we would encounter another person, we would greet them with a hearty “Merry Christmas.” If that person responded back with a “Merry Christmas” we would then perform five (5) burpees and four (4) big boy sit ups. If, however, they responded with anything else, we would perform ten (10) burpees and eight (8) big boy sit ups. Groans and protests ensued from Rev Sox….which validated my decision. During our run, we only encountered one guy walking a dog and he had his ear buds on and never responded at all when we all said, “Merry Christmas.”

    THE THANG
    When we arrived back where we started, we headed out to the football field, and I had the pax line up on the goal line for a tribute to my dad (who would have been 100) and to my birthday (54). For the exercise, we would bear crawl 100 yards and for every five (5) hand touches, we would get up and then perform four (4) forward lunges and then repeat until we reached the other goal line. After we reached the far goal line, I modified the exercise heading back. We would bear crawl 100 yards again but for every five (5) touches with the right hand, we would then perform four (4) burpees. Repeat that sequence until we reached the original goal line. That was a real crowd pleaser!

    With time running out, we partnered up and did B.L.I.M.P.S. around the track. Pax 1 and Pax 2 would run in a opposite direction around the track and when they met up, they would perform 5 burpees. After they performed their exercise, they would take off in the opposite direction and then perform the next exercise of 10 lunges (2 is 1) and so on until we finished with the thirty (30) squats.

    COUNTOFF, NAMERAMA, AND COT
    So very thankful for E Major (my 2.2) and the seven (7) other PAX members coming out to celebrate my birthday! Getting older is a natural condition but getting better takes intentionality, endurance, consistency and accountability. With that, may you experience a peace filled Christmas season and a blessed New Year as we continue to accelerate together throughout 2022!

  • 5 For the Ruck/Run – from Rev Sox

    3 runners, 2 ruckers/walkers for the Wally.

  • Traversing the Birth Canal – from Fast Tax

    Traversing the Birth Canal

    It was a crisp, cold morning at Rock City as eleven PAX joined YHC for his 50th birthday Q.
    After disclaimer, we headed near the rock pile for warmups.

    Warmups consisted of:
    o Abe Vigodas X 10 IC
    o Nancy Kerrigans X 10 IC
    o Hairy Rockettes X 10 IC
    o Grass Grabbers IC 10
    o SSH IC 10

    Sufficiently warmed, we headed to the rock pile, grabbed medium rocks (most of us) and headed to the playground in search of YHC’s lost youth.

    The first event, which I am very uncreatively calling “Rock the Court”, pushed the bounds of comprehension/attention for many of the PAX in attendance (resulting in 10 punitive burpees before we even began) and went like this:
    Divide into 4 teams with each team occupying on corner of the tennis courts enclosure and four rocks (one for each team) placed in the center. One PAX member from each team runs to the center and performs 10 reps of the first of five selected exercises (O/H Press, Curls, Tricep Lifts, Rows, and Burpees) while the rest of the PAX are in a low plank. When he returns to his corner and low-planks, the next teammate runs to the center and does 10 of the same exercise. This repeats until all PAX on the team has had a turn, then the cycle repeats for the next exercise, and so on, until all five are complete.

    Leaving the tennis courts behind, we circled up for a round of Rocks Up (IC 15) and then it was off to the playground for YHC to deny his 50 years by proving he was still a child, or at least could act like one.

    The Playground Scramble went something like this:
    PAX start in plank while first PAX soldier crawls up the spiraled tubular slide (aptly but alarmingly described by Bolt as climbing out of the birth canal), down the ramp, through the small tunnel, then arm over arm across the monkey bars, across the balance beam, arm over arm across the next two overhead bar things then side scramble across the rock wall, all while not touching the ground (because it’s hot lava of course). Anyone touching the ground had to do 20 burpees.
    Next PAX can start up the slide after the PAX ahead of him exits the slide at the top. PAX waiting at the beginning or the end had to do continuous BBS until Q called plank or some other exercise.

    As we prepared to bring the rocks back, for a little extra entertainment, YHC thought “what kid doesn’t like a game of Indian Run?” With rocks of course. After 1 ½ cycles, YHC lost interest…time to drop off rocks and mosey to the flag.

    With a few minutes to spare, and YHC still trying to cling to his youth, we circled around the tree for Duck-Duck-Burpee, which Willie apparently forgot how to play…

    At 6:15 we headed to COT for name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer, followed by Coffeteria at PJs with a special treat (homemade coffee cake) by Mrs. Fast Tax, now affectionately called “Audit.”

    Gratitude to Bogey, Bolt, Frac Sac, Hand Grenada, Jingle Vader, King Kong, Mahatma, Scantron, Tax Credit (my 2.0), Vagabond, and Willie for being part of my birthday Q and making it so enjoyable.

    Thanks for the fellowship!
    SYITG

  • Shurley you Jest ~ VQ/Farewell Q – from Hokie

    Shurley joined F3 NOLA on 10.14.19 after being EH’d by Sea Man. Hurricane Ida sent him evacuating to KCMO where he has been Plucking the Duck selling supplemental insurance to companies and their employees, much to the dissatisfaction to The Duck.

    He was in town to help his family pack and relocate and 12.19.21 was going to be his farewell to F3 NOLA.

    Your’s Truly discovered Shurley had never Q’d and coerced him to step up so he could be Freed to Lead in KCMO.

    After some amount of confusion changing cadence during the warm ups of Abe Vigodas x 10, Grass Grabbers x 14 and SSH x19 (10.14.19) we moseyed to the grassy field for The Thang.

    Starting at the 1st tree, 10 reps of Peter Parkers
    Bear Crawl two trees then 14 reps of Mountain climbers
    Bear Crawl two trees then 19 reps of Daniel Son (Stand on one leg, kick while switching legs… aka Daniel Son Crane kick)
    10.14.19 complete for his start date
    Now turn back towards NOMA to start 12.19.21 portion

    12 reps of Whacky Jacks with Vagabond
    Bear Crawl two trees then 19 reps of Goofballs with FracSac
    Bear Crawl two trees back to our starting point then 21 reps of Dying Coach Roaches with Mambi

    2 burpees for the two years of F3 Fun

    Rinse and repeat except change the distance to three trees in honor of Shurley’s 3 2.0’s

    Rinse and repeat a 3rd time until 7:05 when we stopped and honored Rummel’s class of ’92 with both Mambi and Shurley with 92 Shoulder Taps (we at least thought of Vagabond as per did #87)

    Heading back to the back of NOMA for Sunday mornings until time ran out.

    COT included lifting up Mahatma’s friend Stephen Lindsey & his family as Stephen gets ready to join Our Heavenly Father at the eternal banquet table. We also lifted up Shurley and his family and their new life in KCMO where we all expect Shurley to step up and lead and plant new AO’s

    Shurley closed us out with a heart felt gratitude for his time with us in NOLA.

  • 3 Wise Men – from Hokie

    3 Wisemen were seen preparing for His birth by traveling with “gifts” on their back. They traversed from Kenner towards the City and every 10 minutes stopped for 12 squats 18 lunges (December 18th) and 7 legs crossed merkins (as children have their fingers crossed these next 7 days waiting for gifts). Out 30 minutes and back 30 minutes.We closed praying for Steven Lindsey & his family as he prepares to enter through the Pearly Gates. We also prayed for those struggling in their marriages and prayed with gratitude for Colby & Camille. Thanks Mahatma & Vagabond for joining me.

  • Bringing the Wood (-en toothpick) – from Rudy

    El Diablo Bringing the Wood. Thanks to Thumb War for inspiring Hawg to start a new tradition! The El Diablo bat was to make its first appearance this fine morning. From here on out – 30 El Diablo workouts, including 5 Qs, will get your name etched on this fine bat.

    The PAX were all anxious to see The Wood. The anticipation. The anxiety. The desire to be like Reggie Bush, bringing That Wood to El Diablo. YHC had the Q, so Hawg who was allegedly travelling delivered the wood the night before.

    YHC took one look at the Wood, and suspected there would be problems. And as the PAX gathered in the gloom, YHC was right. “Where’s the Bat?” asked Scantron. “Wait, is that it?” sez Bogey. “That looks like a Toothpick” mocked Bolt. And on and on it went. YHC had to deflect criticism, happily throwing Hawg under the bus – “Hey, don’t hate the messenger.”

    But anyway, this is our Wood (or Wood-let, or Wooden Toothpick). Whatever, lets get started.

    Quick Warmup, then all the PAX grab one of the presents that YHC had delivered to the football field. A Log, a Bag o’ Rocks, A workout rope, dumbbells (not the War Eagle kind), medicine ball, etc.. All in, some 10 toys were available. But alas – there were 16 of us (counting the late arriving Triple Shift). So make do with some other exercises (burpees – what else would FracSac pick, 8 counts, etc…). One good addition – balancing on a basketball for derkins. Challenge both the upper body and core to stay on that ball.

    The Thang: one PAX (“it”) runs a lap with the bat above their head. (shortly modified to half a lap in the interest of time). Everyone else is doing their exercise with their thing. Then we rotate. Everyone got a chance with all of the toys, and everyone got to run once with the glorious bat. FastTax had an interesting take on “Thruster” that looked strangely like a “Squat”.

    Still had time for a Brian Kelly inspired game of “Turncoats and Traitors”. Groups of 3 – one PAX sprint backwards across the football field. The other two start with 2 burpees (later 1 burpee, later 1 8 ct) then sprint to catch the traitor. If they caught him, the traitor did burpees. Otherwise, the chasers did burpees. Or maybe everyone did burpees. Depends on how YHC felt at the moment. So everyone got to be a traitor and get chased down. Good times. Enjoy your coach, LSU.

    COT – 16 PAX welcomed the bat. Great seeing everyone in the glom, and welcome to Downhiller from Birmingham. Thanks for letting me try some new things – look forward to June 22nd, 2022 (the 30th El Diablo workout from now) to see who may be first to get their name on the bat.

  • The Arrival of Christmas Spirit – from War Eagle

    YHC arrived early to the beautifully lit Huey P Long Ave in Gretna. I had promised an arrival of Christmas spirit, so with a funny Christmas sweater and elf hat, YHC along with 8 other HIMs disappeared into the gloom.

    We mosey a few blocks for a traditional-ish warmup:

    Abe Vigodas
    Mahatma Smurfs
    Hillbillies
    SSH
    Arm Circles
    Moroccan Night Clubs (for Frac)

    On to the Gretna Christmas tree for a distribution of presents…

    Each year, my M surprises me with the 12 days of Christmas.

    I thought I would share the love with my own version of the 12 days of Christmas starting at the Christmas tree a sign read, “Bear Crawl” to the next sign.

    The second sign read:

    2-Burpees
    1-Bear Crawl

    The signs continued down the mall. The final sign read:

    12 – 12 count Body Builders
    11 – American Hammers (both sides)
    10 – 8-Count Body Builders
    9 – Mountain Climbers (2=1)
    8 – Squats
    7 – SSH
    6 – LBCs (4-count)
    5 – Merkins
    4 – Lunges (Alternating)
    3 – Leg Lifts
    2 – Burpees
    1 – Bear Crawl

    We mosey back to the flag for a round of Lazy Bois

    COT

    Prayers for those with cancer

  • Uptowner 2021-11-26 – from Catfish

    Conditions: Slightly chilly

    The Thang

    Moseyed to the center of the field for a warmup with:

    Abe Vigodas x 10 (in cadence)
    Grass Grabbers x 10 (in cadence)
    Side Straddle Hop x 10 (in cadence)

    Got in a round of Bat Wings (Forward Arm Circles, Backward Arm Circles, Overhead Claps, Seal Claps, Moroccan Night Clubs) – all exercises x 20 in cadence.

    Moved to faces for:

    Peter Parkers x 20 (in cadence)
    Shoulder Taps x 20 (in cadence)
    Parker Peters x 20 (in cadence)

    Moved to goal line for a round of ascending BOMBS – 25 Bodybuilders, 50 Overhead Claps, 75 Merkins, 100 Box Cutters, 125 Squats. PAX did each round OYO, between rounds would do an animal walk 20 yards, then reverse it back. Animal walk rotation was bear crawl, duck walk, then monkey walk.

    Once done with this, moved to end zone and got on sixes for:

    Flutter Kicks x 20 (in cadence)
    LBTs x 20 (in cadence)
    Penguins x 20 (in cadence)
    Dying Cockroaches x 20 (in cadence)

    Back to flag for CoT.