F3 New Orleans

Category: New Orleans

  • Mardi Gras Mambo – from Hokie

    On Monday I posted in slack stating no one had signed up to Q and I was willing to do so if no one else wanted it.

    As I awakened this AM and saw 41° on my weather app, I regretted my Monday Slack post but knew I had to get up and attend the Best Bank.

    Upon my arrival I saw the Mardi Gras lights, checked F3 NOLA to see no one volunteered to Q and therefore posted a pic at 0445 inviting folks to come join me for a little Mardi Gras Mambo

    Warm ups

    SSH x 20
    Slooow Abe Vigoda x 5
    Grass Grabbers x 10
    Imperial Walkers x 15

    The Thang – Mardi Gras Mambo

    We started on the River Shack corner

    Each round would start with a 10 burpee buy in and then we would do an exercise in a prescribed number of reps starting at the River Shack Corner and continuing Counter Clockwise to the four Corners of The OG Race Track

    Round 1 was 5 burpees at each of the 4 corners then run to the River Shack and then circle the six

    10 burpee buy in before starting each of the remaining rounds and always circle the six so we would start each round together.

    2. 10 HR Merkins
    3. 15 Star Toe Taps
    4. 20 SSH
    5. 25 low slow squats
    6. 30 shoulder Taps
    7. 35 LBC’s

    We closed with 10 burpee cash out or 100 burpees MABA

    THANK YOU for allowing me to lead!

  • MLK – from Backed up

    Today we celebrated Martin Luther King Jr.’s life and intense, arduous civil rights struggle.
    For warm-ups:
    15 Side Straddle Hops to commemorate his Jan. 15th Birthday
    9 Abe Vigodas to represent him skipping 9th grade
    12 arm circles (12 front/12 back) to represent him skipping the 12th grade
    15 Mountain Climbers to represent how old he was when he entered college at Moorehouse
    30 Burpees to represent the 30 times he was imprisoned.

    For the workout Part 1:
    55 Kettlebell Swings to represent the year 1955 when he earned his doctorate in systematic theology from Boston University.
    63 Step-ups represent the year 1963, the year he gave his famous I have a Dream Speech in Washington DC
    68 Lunges to remember the year 1968 he was assassinated in Memphis
    83 Plank jacks to represent the year Ronald Regan made MLK Day an official federal holiday.

    For the workout Part 2:
    While listening to the entirety of his “I have a Dream” speech, we did a Diego. Partners took turns running a short loop and doing the following exercises.
    100 Merkins
    150 Overhead Presses
    200 LBCs
    250 Block Curls
    300 Squats

    Those present:
    Backed Up (Q)
    Bread Sticks
    Kuch
    Saban

  • Where is Snoooooze? and Popeye’s is closed – from Hokie

    There were 10 Pax showing up at two sites.

    Frac, Hokie, Gabby & Catfish attempted to re-launch Popeye’s only to find Lafreniere locked up…. upon redirecting ourselves to what promised to bve a fine beatdown by Snooze we headed to Rock City to find Bogey, Hand Grenada, Tenderloin, Triple and Vagabond standing around waiting for 0530 and Snooze when what should appear was not St. Nick but Mahatma with a flag and disclaimer.

    We moseyed to the middle of the field for a circle of rotating warm up Q’s and exercises.

    Still no Snooze we moseyed to the bleachers for warm up Merkins as we ascended the bleachers… 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12 & 14

    Now mosey onto the playground for three rounds of three pull ups… and one scary moment as Vagabond took a hard left into a crossbar across the nose…By the grace of God, no stitches and as of this writing he is ok

    As Q’s continued to rotate and there was some mumbling about burpees, we ventured to the rock pile where Bogey took the lead with “impeccable directions” of “grab a rock with some weight to do some exercises and mosey over yonder”. As we wondered, some of us discovered we really could do two things at once, … like walk and curl, then … stop and disobey 😉

    We rifle carried and curled, then stopped and squated 😉 Now mosey some more with indigenous walk while carrying rocks towards the parking lot where Vagabond jumped back in with some control… a descending ladder of thrusters, lunges and russian twists (10, 8, 6, 4 & 2)

    Noting we were running out of time, we started our way back to drop off the rocks and Hand Grenada wrapped us up with dying cock roaches, wife pleasers (where cries of “Where’s Heisenberg?” were heard) and wrapping up with LBC’s.

    Back to our flag and Tenderloin (who knocked out 3/4 of a mile) and our COT.

    At Coffeeteria we met up with Kenner Brah who said he and Heisenberg went to The Joy at Erlanger

  • Who Wears Short Shorts at Renaissance – from Thumb War

    Ideal conditions: Temp was around 38 belt felt like the 20’s with the wind chill.

    Pax (7):
    Thumb War (Q)
    Triple Shift who pulled up just after me around 6:15 and made a lap around the Big Lake to warmup
    Frac Sac
    Catfish in his hunter’s orange and flops
    Heisenberg – Holy Shit. Pictures are worth a 1,000 words, but I was concerned about balls to the wall later in our workout. Let’s just say he’s Crazy Ivan ready, presuming he’s recovered from his knee scope
    Hokie Pokie – fully clothed and layered like me.
    Vagabond – clearly envious of Heisenberg

    Warm-a-Rama all IC:
    Hillbillies – unbeknownst to Catfish that LSU had a basketball team and lost to ArKANSAS the day prior felt I owed these to Hawgcyle
    Abe Vagodas
    SSH Burpees – 5 SSH by 2 Burpees (25/10 Total)
    Bat Wings
    Self love
    Mountain climber

    Mosey to the Big Lake bridge for bench work:

    Left leg step ups
    Dips
    Right leg step ups
    Incline Merkins
    Box jumps
    London bridges

    Mosey to Singing Oak Tree for Ring of Fire – 3 rounds holding Al Gore and then 10 Squats. The chimes very melodious and meditative and had be contemplating a yoga audible.

    From Singing Tree, we Bataan Death Marched or Burpee Catch Me If You Can Indian Run to the Foundry (3 burpees)

    Quarter MURPH on your own
    25 Pull Ups
    50 Merkins or Big Boy Sit ups
    75 Squats

    5 rounds of Sunday Mornings – 10 Air Presses or Overhead claps in the peoples chair, followed by 5 donkey kicks, on the 5th donkey kick up to Balls to the Wall with one merkin/shoulder press. That’s one. Heisenberg said everything stayed in.

    Mary
    Flutter Kicks, Tin snips, Freddie Mercuries, Penguins to wrap up it up 7:15

    In COT it was encouraged to reconnect with any sad clowns among us. Those we haven’t see in a while. Also Run Cajun Run “team” format presents a great opportunity to EH and introduce to F3.

    100% participation at Coffeeteria plus Gabby.

    I’m certain of one thing. Tthe cold was no much for this group this morning.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead my first Renaissance. Thank you for showing up!

  • Time Out! Stretch & Recovery – from Vagabond

    Q did not have experience leading a stretch session so he used a routine from @Scantron:

    Intermittent burpees by Frac and merkins by Air Wolf.

    After an intense week of beatdowns it was appropriate to let the bodies mend.

  • Bringing Heavy to Wisner – from Vagabond

    Warmup

    Each pax chose a weight ranging from 25 lbs to 60 lbs, including ruck sacks, weighted vests, sandbags, etc. – carried throughout beatdown in double time across the mountain and back stopping at various intervals for 3 exercises.

    Black Jack 21s (21 reps apiece)

    Light
    -merkin
    -prisoner kneel
    -flutter kick 2is1

    Base 1
    -burpees
    -lunges 2is1
    -sit-ups

    Middle 1
    -donkey kicks
    -imperial squat walkers (4ct)
    -incline wife pleasers

    Base 2
    -alternating toe taps 2is1
    -Bobby Hurley
    -box cutters 1is1

    Middle 2
    -plank ups (4 ct)
    -bob & weave
    -v ups

    Base 2
    -shoulder tap 2is1
    -low slow squat with weight
    -on back alternating toe taps

    Light (did not complete)
    -Nolan Ryan
    -side squat with weight
    -hello dolly

    Extra: Mary

    COT and reminder of F3 Mission

  • All About The Benjamins – from Hokie

    Seven Pax met at The Uptowner on a pleasant cool morning for a pre-coffeeteria ante

    We started warm ups, walking backwards on track with long strides around the bend and stopped on the other goal line/corner for some stretching.

    Abe Vigoda x 10
    Grass Grabbers x 10
    Bend over and reach for ground, down right leg, back to center, down left leg, back to center
    Arm Circles x 10

    After stretching “ran” backwards down the straight to the far goal line by the playground, lunged toward playground, and moseyed to rock pile where instructed to get a rock allowing us to shoulder press 25 times straight.

    Now rifle carry towards the field by gym with the two tree lines for some Benjamins

    25 Shoulder presses
    Rifle carry from one tree line to the other
    25 shoulder presses and rifle carry back to the original tree line.
    Rinse and repeat.

    100 Shoulder presses (Benjamin) complete.

    Next round after self love x 10…

    25 Curls, drop rock,
    25 Bear Crawls toward other tree line, 10 burpees, 25 Bear crawls back to 1st tree line, 10 burpees
    rinse and repeat… 50 curls in (not Benjamin, but 100 lunges Benjamin complete)

    25 more curls, 25 lunges toward other tree line, 10 burpees, 25 lunges back, rinse and repeat
    (now 100 curls complete for that Benjamin)

    15 Burpees

    Completed
    100 Shoulder presses
    100 Curls
    100 Bear Crawls
    100 Lunges
    75 Burpees (Sorry Frac)

    Mosey back to rock pile and flag.

    Thank you for allowing me to lead

  • Getting ready for the slopes – leg shred – from Enron

    YHC has been preparing for a ski trip and is departing soon. So the theme for the workout was obvious. But of course it had to be punched up a bit for a little extra pain. The morning consisted of some familiar excercises with common skiing warmups sprinkled in, focusing heavily on legs and core.
    PAX: Enron, Percleator, Goose (via zoom)
    A nice long warmup for a chilly morning:
    SSH, AC, cherry pickers, self love, high knees, butt kicks, hip rolls and IW’s
    Thang 1: 3 round circuit
    1 leg squats
    Squat jumps
    Lunge walk
    Apollo Ono’s
    Freddie Mercuries
    Mountain climbers
    Merkins
    Quick jog around the stage
    Rinse and repeat
    The rounds were taxing but the PAX were tough and worked through the sets with efficiency.
    Thang 2: Just for fun a hip clock and a set of Bonnie Blairs followed by a round of Chumbaburpee
    Mary: Penguins, crunchy frogs, American hammers, hello dollies, and Nolan Ryan’s
    YHC was a little under time and had to resort back to Bringing Sally Up, and closed with some box cutters. All were on there toes and ready though. Lungs burned and legs were shaking. COT with recognition to Percleator for a good VQ and much thanks to the PAX for making it happen. Thanks to Enron for praying us out.
    SYITG
    #Goose #Enron #Percleator #The Stage