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  • Awww Crap! – from Akbar

    6 men chose the Red Pill this morning for a hot mosey around the Gipper.

    PAX: Hammer, Akbar, Moby Dick, BBQ, Barely Legal, Jose 10k, F3 Northshore, The Gipper

    Conditions: Clear, 72°F, Feels like 73°F, Humidity 80%, Wind 1mph from NE

    Warm Up x 10 IC mostly: SSH, IW, Hillbillies, Cherry Pickers, Arm Circles F/B, Self-Love, Grass Grabbers

    Thang 1: Rock Garden for Curls and 45 degree shoulder press x 10 IC, 3 sets. Much shorter than Mavericks nightmare last week.

    Thang 2: Justice Center benches: Freak Nasties and Bulgarian Split Squats x 10 IC, 3 sets

    Thang 3: 11’s on the Justice Center Stairs. Merkins at bottom, Y Supermans at top, 5 Calf Raises every 4 steps on the way up.

    Turbo Dog took a dump at the entrance to the Justice Center, possibly a metaphor for some. Then 2 ladies made their way up the stairs saying hello to Hammer.

    Finishing 11’s we helped Moby look for a cleanup device, which was found, and while Moby was cleaning up we did Freak Nasties and Dirkins on the benches IC
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    5 minutes left, Mosey back to the invisible flag for E2k both sides x 10 IC

    Countorama, Nameorama

    Announcements:
    BBQ is a Grandaddy! Another possibly very tall boy.
    TopGun 2 movie at The Movie Tavern 8:45 tonight.
    The Elite Part 2 at the Lakefront Saturday with Tanked Up!
    Sign up to Q and write a backblast!

    COT: Hammer prayed us out with thoughts of BBQ’s mom who is doing better and his new grandchild, the school shooting last week, Ukraine, and a wayward bullet killing a lady at a graduation at Xavier recently.

    Thanks for following my lead – SYITG. Akbar

  • Fire Fighter Challenge Part Deux – from Bushwacker

    I feel I’ve been so delinquent in my commitment to F3 lately and it showed as I tried to start the warmorama. IMHO (as the kids put it), that delinquency continued right on through the beat down with my unorganized leadership, chaotic participation, and off-the-cuff modifications. But YHC brought the coupons, set the games in motion, and we all watched with little surprise as the former Marsh Madness champion and current King of Distain quite literally ran away with the Badaxe award this go ’round. Nonetheless, all men (regardless of age) put forth an effort most valiant indeed!

    WARMORAMA
    As previously mentioned, QIC felt entirely out of practice, forgetting exercise names, miscalling cadences, and generally flubbing my return. But PAX kept showing up until the ranks grew to a respectable number. Even after out our mosey to the shaft, Grundy popped up to fiddle around with our tires.

    THANG
    Farmer’s Carry
    Sledge Hammer Tire
    Tire Flip
    Tire Pull
    Prisoner’s Carry
    Tire Drag
    Chain of Doom
    Lunge Walk

    Teams of 2-3 did 3 1 minute rounds switching between the coupon and plank or al gore. We kept this up until, with 5 minutes remaining, the 4 bad asses competing for the Badaxe award ran the tire drag for time. As previously mentioned, our own reverend pastor preacher man took home the prize… until next time!

    COT
    On the spot we carried out count/nameorama, with zoo having departed prematurely. I appreciate you guys. I cherish my time with you guys. Many many thanks!

  • Trilogy completed – from Shooter

    YHC signed up for 5 AOs two weeks ago and today concluded the trilogy of his thoughts.. With the Marsh and the A1c both experiencing the 2 min drill the Gipper was all that remained.. YHC was rewarded by 2 other PAX in Akbar and Moby getting a second dose and newcomers Barely legal, BBQ and Cowbell were able to get a sample of a simple 2 min interval workout that can prove to be effective..

    Simple warmup of 15IC Cherry Pickers, Moracans, Self Love, Grass grabbers, SSH and Butt kicks with a Mosey around the block..

    Work consisted of Jump rope, plate swings, squat thrusters (block), chest press (block), curls (block) and eight count body builders (block).. In between intervals ran down the the ole railway and around the trolly..

    YHC prayed out the PAX with prayer intentions for BBQs mother Jan with her upcoming procedure and prayers of safety for the journey of Cowbell to Boulder CO and fellow PAX Grover for his trip to AR..

    Appreciate the post gentlemen and until the next Gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!

  • Guys it’s just 2 mins! – from Shooter

    After a brief warmup of 12IC Imperial walkers, Toe Touches, ABE Vogadas, Arm circles and self love plus a mosey to Woodlake school YHC explained what the PAX would be completing this Gloom.. We would start off the week at the Marsh with a simple beatdown of 2 min intervals consisting of 5 different movements with mosey in between each of about .3 miles totaling close to 2 miles on the morning.. Exercises included pull-ups, Irkins, Freak Nasties, plate swings and jump rope.. Each PAX simply completed 2 mins of work followed by our mosey until each completed the 5 exercises.. Modification was of course necessary, as 2 mins of continuous motion is certainly more difficult with 💯 humidity but even if not I would challenge any out there to pick any of the mentioned above and challenge yourself to see where you stand within your 2 mins… When all was completed we circled up with a minute to spare for a plank hold..

    Countoff, namorama, COT

    Thanks to Steve for taking us out and until the next Gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!

  • F3 Kickball: Chico’s Bail Bonds v Xscissor – from Akbar

    18 men showed in the gloom this morning for a game of F3 Kickball. We are taught to modify as necessary, and learn through trial and error that some things work, and some things don’t. Even the best laid plans go wrong sometimes, and it happened today. Below is the way YHC envisioned it, and then what really happened.

    PAX Hammer, Minnow, Chainsaw, Pickaxe, Gilligan, Moby Dick, Agent Carl, Jose 10k, Zoolander, Grundy, Steve, JV, Shooter, Waterpik, Dangerfield, Maverick, Russo, Akbar

    Warm Up x10 IC – Merkins, IW, Self-Love, Grass Grabbers, SSH, Arm Circles F/B, Toe Touches

    Thang: F3 Kickball
    Count off 1’s and 2’s to form 2 teams. Run to the baseball field in teams, arrive at the field, plank up in teams to pick team names.

    Rules for Kickers

    Kick the ball and mosey around all bases without stopping while kicking team holds plank until the kick is launched. Modes of travel will change in each inning. Modification for runners is always a backwards run. When you score, you get 1 point and lead your team in 5 Wife Pleasers IC while the fielders do Nolan Ryans. Penalty exercises on outs, strikes, and fouls – 10 Australian Mountain Climbers (2=1) OYO while field does Nolan Ryans. No bunting.

    Rules for Fielders

    Ball is not in play until it touches the ground. When the ball hits the ground, fielders must do an exercise before they touch the ball – unless it is a pop fly. If a pop fly is caught, catcher gets to choose kicking team exercises x 5IC or 10 OYO. If ball is dropped on the catch, regular rules apply and exercises must be done before touching the ball. No pegging runners while running with blocks and no forced outs.

    Game
    3 outs or 1x through the lineup, no catcher, winner chooses exercise for losing team at the Flag.

    Pre-Game – The PAX lined up for the National Anthem by Metallica.

    Exercises for Kickers and Fielders
    Inning 1: Farmers Carry, Squat Hold and 30 Air Presses
    Inning 2: Brick Fly Runs, 20 Bobby Hurleys
    Inning 3: Rifle Carry, 20 Big Boy Situps
    Inning 4: Brick Hallelujah Run, 20 Diamond Merkins
    Inning 5: Bear Crawl, Renegade Row Merkins

    What really happened – YHC explained the rules clearly and effectively and it was decided the rules would be explained as we played. The idea is the fielders do exercises to give the runners time to score, assuming that all balls would be kicked in the outfield. That was not the case. By some magic, the balls were kicked into the players at the infield and just sat there. Someone mentioned very early on this would be a low scoring game. In fact, the first inning lasted about 20 minutes. Even the QIC forgot to do exercises sometimes.

    So we went to straight up kickball, regular rules, for the last 10 minutes and a new plan for the next game swirled around in YHC’s head.

    The final score was 9 to 7, Chico’s Bail Bonds took home the pride.

    We got back to the flag a little late, and Shooter prayed us out. Great to have Agent Carl with us, EH’d by Toto, who has been lost somewhere in Oz for the last year. Come back Toto!

    Count, Name, and Shooter prayed us out.

    Thanks for following my lead –
    SYITG, Akbar

  • Rocks, Benches, Stairs, Repeat – from Akbar

    YHC arrived to a lone Moby Dick, stretching with a block. It seemed it would be us two, then Legal showed up and Hammer strolled in from a lone prethang mile. Maverick made 5 and we got to work.

    PAX: Akbar, Moby Dick, The Hammer, Barely Legal, Maverick

    WU x15 IC SSH, IW, Butt Kicks, High Knees, Grass Grabbers, Self-Love

    Rock Garden: Curls, Rows, Shoulder Presses, Goblet Squat x 15 IC.

    Carry rocks to Justice Center, enjoy the smell of bacon from Lola’s.

    Benches:
    Dirkins, Bulgarian Split Squats, Freak Nasties x 15 IC
    10 Box Jumps OYO

    Stairs:
    High skip to the stairs for a good laugh when the courthouse video is reviewed, perform 5 calf raises on each step with 10 Jump Squats at the top. Recovery run around perimeter.

    Skip to the stairs, 20 Merkins at bottom, 20 Jump Squats at top, recover

    Rocks: Curls, rows, shoulder presses, Goblet Squat x 15 IC

    Benches:
    Dirkins, Bulgarian Split Squats, Freak Nasties x 10 IC
    10 Box Jumps OYO

    Stairs: Run to stairs, 20 Irkins at bottom, 20 Monkey Humpers at top, recovery run

    Drop rocks off at the garden, mosey home for 20 LBC IC and 20 Little Manny Crunches IC

    Count, Name

    Announcements: F3 Kickball Saturday at the Lakefront

    Hammer prayed us out with prayers for Einstein’s recovery and Mavericks neighbor.

    Thanks for letting me lead,

    Akbar

  • Run, Float, Sink, Climb – from Paradox

    YHC has a love/hate relationship with sprints. I’ll blame it on deep seated psychological trauma from high school football conditioning. YHC’s ancestors likely invented the spear to avoid sprinting from the sabertooth. Like “oh well , lets takes our chances with this stick cus running fast sucks”. Recently YHC has felt the need to address these ancestral deficiencies with tailormade beatdowns.
    When beginning my Q journey a few months back, Goose handed down some deep wisdom nuggets about beatdown architecture: Always return to the classics. Shakespeare and Thoureau you say?? No sir, “try Steve and Akbar, those guys write a solid backblast”. I dove into the Northshore archives and after surveying several gems I selected a recent sprint work piece (run, float run) created by Northshore legend Akbar. Some of his initial work like the “the Merkin Trap” changed the way I Q so I knew I was in good hands.
    Arrived to the Stage with a lonely black SUV and a single PAX in heavy stretch mode. Could it be?! ENRON! Returning from IR to get back into the mix. Great to have ya back brother. The newly minted Roughneck rolled in shortly after followed by Kilo and we got started

    WarmOrama: SSH, IW, WM, AC, Cherry Pickers, high knees, butt kicks. Bumper/Stop Sign Mosey

    JBL official warm-up
    *I must pause here and recognize that JBL remains the alpha Bluetooth speaker in this pack. There may be contenders and challengers (lifejacket and Anker) that come and go but when the chips are down, and you need soul jarring thunderous rock there is only one Bluetooth speaker king.

    Song: “Aint no mountain high enough”- High knees on whole song. Trigger words were the following: high enough=jump squat, low enough=2 deep squats, wide enough =3 merkins

    THANG 1
    Mosey to Rich Mans loop for sprint work.

    Mosey, Sprint, Float, Sink (thanks Akbar)
    Each light pole had a different gear. Started with standard mosey, then increased to sprint followed by down shift into float (which I’m learning is kinda a feel thing) followed by planking for the 6 and repeato. The key to the float is a “fast relax” with very little straining. Realizing as I type this sounds like my medical advice on not producing hemorrhoids. Our best effort was attempted. Completed 7 rounds.

    THANG 2
    Introduced the PAX to yet another cousin of Jack Webb. Today we meet his seldom seen uncle Mountain Jack Webb. Starting at the straight away with 2 Squat Chinooks then 4 mountain climbers (1 is 1) followed by lunge walks to the next cement line (roughly ten yards) and repeato. Increased increments by 2/4 reps respectively. Thanks to some quick Enron excel spreadsheet math we topped out at 28 squat chinooks and 40 MCs with a 60 MC burnout.
    Headed back to the virtual flag (we miss ya goose!) in Indian run style.
    Enough time for 20 Freak nasties and 10 Box Jumps and some mixed Mary
    15 LBCs, 15 Penguins, 15 Wife pleasers, 20 Dolphin Hops
    Count off, NameORama and Prayer intentions.
    Come out to the peltch Saturday for Kilos VQ! (Star Wars theme has been promised)

    Apologies to Enron for 45 minutes of sprints and mountain climbers on a bum knee. If it holds up after today, you can toss that Brett Favre copper sleeve in the can. Great to have you back, your premium grade mumble chatter has been missed.

    T Claps for Roughneck coming back for more after Monday. Keep pushing brother.

    Solid Effort fellas, thanks for letting me lead

    Until the next gloom

    Paradox

  • Run, Float, Run – from Akbar

    YHC’s 2.0 (FIA Trakbar) had a great week winning district in track and the Louisiana Open soccer cup. Along the travels, she told me about Run, Float, Run – a sprint run to build endurance. The light bulb went off instantly and made it into today’s beatdown. Greeted with an on time arrival by Waterpik and Fletch, we got to work.

    PAX: Akbar, Fletch, Waterpik, Milestone Marsh, F3 Northshore

    WU – IC x10: IW, SSH, Arm Circles (f/b), Self-Love, and various leg stretches OYO

    Playground – Chin ups x 5, supine pull ups x 10, 2 rounds

    Short mosey down Lamarque and back to loosen up

    Thang 1

    Block and Carry. 25 reps OYO, carry block 100 yards (according to Google maps), 25 more reps OYO, carry back and repeato.

    Round 1 and 2: Curls for the Girls
    Round 3 and 4: Overhead press
    Round 4 and 5: Skull Crushers
    Round 5 and 6: Good mornings holding block

    Thang 2: Run, Float, Run

    About 100 yards, divide by 4 for about 25 yards each. First 25 jog, second 25 hard sprint, third 25 hold hard sprint (Float), 4th leg jog back. Trakbar’s team run these 1x around for 400 meters to build endurance. Our 100 yard modification was just fine.

    25 Merkins, Run Float Run, 25 merkins, jog back to start
    13 Copperhead Squats, Run Float Run, jog back to start, 13 Copperhead Squats

    Thang 3: Block finisher

    x 10 IC Curls, OH Press, Skull Crushers, Good Mornings

    Mary

    x10 IC: Leg Raises, Heals to Heaven, Hello Dolly, Rosalita, LBC

    Count, Name, and Waterpik prayed us out.

    Announcements: Cowbell Lakefront VQ this Saturday; Kickball the next Saturday May 7

    Thanks for following my lead.

    Till’ next gloom – Akbar

  • Almost a Visit to Granny’s – from Akbar

    YHC’s plan was to mosey to Granny’s for the main thang, but a backup plan was made after a peek at the weather last night. Unsure that anyone would arrive – with Pik still camping and JV announcing the fartsack at coffeeteria Saturday – YHC was pleasantly surprised when 3 cars pulled up at 5:14. Arriving to a dude with a flashlight and 2 bikes, with stuff strewn all over the aluminum picnic tables – where the back up beatdown would ensue – the backup plan was initiated and modified. Confirmed by Jose 10k, saying “I hope you don’t plan on going anywhere today.” We stayed at the courts and got down to business.

    PAX: Akbar, Jose 10k, Speedy, Vagabond

    Wu – SSH, Toe Touches, High Knees, Butt Kicks, Arm Circles (F/B), Self-Love, IW, Hillbillies

    7’s pull ups and squats

    11’s Benches: Freak Nasty, karaoke half court, then run – Renegade Row Merkin

    Recovery walk

    7’s Benches: Peter Parker with feet on bench, backward run half court/run, Tuck Jumps (modification jump squat or squat). Modification was taken by all but Speedy, who seemed to be the only one that could get his knees up that high:)

    11’s Stone Mountain, run, Squat

    Mary – LBC’s x 10

    Count Name, and YHC prayed us out.

    Announcements: Zoorich Classic Saturday

    Moleskin:

    Always good to have a backup plan in place. It wasn’t exactly what I pictured, but it worked.

    Wasn’t sure if anyone would actually show, so I brought a cinder block and some dumbells for a secondary workout if I was alone.

    Lots of legs today, and Speedy said his track coach was going to kill him with Districts tomorrow. After which Jose had my back saying how good it was to do other sports complementing track.

  • Tabata Tabata Tabata – from Mobydick

    A Pax if 10 showed up for a seriously non cardio workout. Pretty simple really. Make it as tough as you like. An 8 exercise set of 60 sec work 30 sec Rest Repeated 4 x. Commence with brief 20x IC TT/TTwists/Cherry pickers. Then first round MC by Tabata app broadcast to Bluetooth speakers. CCB Coupons for Curls Squats Presses Rows. You (1/2 the PAC )pick the intensity for 60 sec each. The other half did core tension Table tops. Bridges. Pilates crunches and 100.
    The App maximizes the flow. Doesn’t sound too rigorous but the lack of mumble chatter says otherwise. The last 2 minutes filled with SSH in cadence. 40 reps worth. Namearamma and much appreciated 72nd B Day/5 yr F3 Anniversary wishes and Brownie with candle. COT. Thanks guys for my Life Health and Strength