Tag: Hokie Pokey

  • As faithful as the sunrise – from Kenna Brah

    Warm ups –
    SSH x 20
    Imperial Walkers x 15
    Upper Body Twists x15
    Abe Vigoda – pause for 4 ct on each leg X10 each leg
    Low Slow Squat x15

    Main Thang –
    All about the Benjamins – 100 reps of various exrcises
    Tote a sufficiently difficult rock to the Parking Lot
    Line up abreast
    Rd 1
    Curls with Rock x 25, Lunge Walk 25 steps, Merkins 25x Lunge Walk Back 25 Steps – repeat 3 more times
    Early finishers were treated to some Mary while we waited for the 6 – this was peer lead, and impromptu by the pax

    20 Sec Recovery count –

    Rd 2
    Rows 25x, side shuffle 25 steps, 25 4ct Mountain Climbers, Side shuffle back 25 steps – repeat 3 more times

    Brief recovery Mary while we wait for Rudy- ahem – the 6. He’s fussy about form ya know.

    Rd 3
    OHP 25x, backwards run 25 steps and back 25 steps, – 2 more X , return rocks and COT. Oh, we forgot Rudy!! Ware Eagle has him in tow and brings him home. Grumpy for the disrespect we showed. That’s on me.

  • Z90s and some pax did a pretend workout – from Bolt

    YHC dug back in the annals (reread the word without your filthy mind filter) of previous Qs for something I hadn’t done in a bit—Z90s it would be with the exercises tweaked and the modes of transportation unchanged. Like many NOLA pax who are also part of the coolest generation on planet Earth, I became an adult in the 90s so this workout title includes a Z for many 90s reasons: Z Cavaricci pants, it’s the end of the alphabet like we are the last generation to not suck, it’s the movement pattern we would follow around the bases, I could go on but on to the Thang which followed the usual warmorama stuff/soundtrack followed Morning Calls for the absent Rudy.

    Z90s: 5 thru 20 reps/4 exercises, mix movement between between bases each round, mosey back to home. Skip rule in effect and an all 90s club mix playlist which guaranteed penalty burpees; it was far worse than the playlist I actually created if u can believe that!

    Round 1 (bear crawl between home, 3rd, 1st, 2nd): burpee 5x, Cracker Jacks (frog>star jump>frog) 10x, merkin 15x, plank jacks 20x

    Round 2 (crab walk): burpee, air squats, Peter Parker, American hammer 2:1

    Round 3 (crawl bear): burpee, Bonnie Blair, Parker Peter, overhead air presses

    It was at this point I gave the pax the option for Qs choice or a fourth round and after some debate Frac and The Architect split, pushing Bogey to be the swing vote, opting for round 4 (would’ve been Mary plus decadie of death) and there was mention of dancing so I called an audible on the movement between bases.

    Round 4 (dance moves of pax choice): burpee, R/L side squats, diamond merks, mountain climbers 2:1

    Back to flag—NOT. At the flag I noticed we had two minutes to spare so not wanting to cheat the pax out of their money’s worth we ventured to the edge of the outside track shoulder to shoulder to put on a show for the Old Metairie muckity mucks: Humping of the monkey followed by pleasing of the wife followed by O rings just to solidify the theme for the obviously horrified onlookers.
    In retrospect, I either forgot how much Z90 can suck or it was a poor choice given all the workouts I haven’t been to recently and only kicked my own ass. I’ll let the pax chime in. Winded, honored, and grateful. COT.

  • Run, Ruck, KnOT or Tequila – from Hokie

    Attendance was light… was it the tequila???

    Mambi ran
    Kenner Brah & Big Willie Rucked
    I worked on Knees Over Toes

    Others slept after what I am sure was a great tequila tasting

  • Three Sixes leading up to Poker Night – from Mayhem

    Q arrived early to setup the cones
    5:29 Hokie and the KnOT tribe tried to steal my Q thunder
    5:30 sharp gave the normal disclaimer, reminding Pool Boy that Q actually is not a professional trainer

    Mosey near the tracks for warmup: AV (supposed to be slow, but Q was excited), GG, SSH, IW… on your face ST, PPP… recover AC

    Hit the rock pile for a rock that you can rifle carry to the far side of the hill
    The Architect went big, it would cost him later

    6x6x6 (six rounds, six stations, six reps)
    Run up the hill to the cone, 6 reps of given exercise
    Run down the hill to the cone, 6 reps
    Bear crawl to the cone, 6 reps
    Run backwards to the cone, 6 reps
    Up the hill backwards to the cone, 6 reps
    Down the hill backwards to the cone, 6 reps
    Mary or pick up the six before moving on to the next round as a group

    Rd 1: Burpees
    Rd 2: Bonnie Blairs
    Rd 3: Mountain Climbers
    Rd 4: Squats with the Rock
    Rd 5: Merkins
    Rd 6: Man Makers

    Return the rocks
    Back to the “flag”

    COT
    Gnarly Nutria reminder 7/19 @ 6pm
    Continued prayers for Boo Boo and his M, as well as Tenderloin
    Thanksgiving for Charmin getting his new ride

    Gratitude for myself and my M, today is our 20yr anniversary of the day we met

    I have a feeling that those in the gloom are not going to poker, and those going to poker were not in the gloom…

    Thanks for letting me LEAD!

  • Some ran, some stretched, some did knees over toes – from Hokie

    Bolt lead stretch & Mobility witb Willie & Big Willie

    El Guapo lead 4 runners in intervals with First Shot, Mahatma, Mambi.

    Kenner Brah ran and then joined Hokie & Rougarou for Knees over Toes

  • Hard Times make strong men – from Kenna Brah

    IMPACT Warm Up
    Imperial Walkers
    Merkins
    Plank Jacks
    Alt Should Taps
    Crunches
    Tie Fighters

    First and 10
    Heavy Rock – 11’s
    10 yd Line – 10 Curls, 1 OHP
    Sprint to Far end Zone,
    Recovery Jog Back

    Added Some Mary since we killed that first round!

    Recover on the Other End
    13’s
    Reverse Run Like Before
    12 – Sumo Squat,1 – Clean

  • 1776 with FNG Monopoly – from Hokie

    On a balmy, humid Sunday, YHC arrived at The Renaissance around 0610

    At 0615 FNG arrives and YHC welcomes said FNG requesting information on who EH’d. As it turns out he was EH’d by someone in an online Dad’s mentoring group from afar (I believe Phoenix)

    At 0630 Disclaimer was given and Warmorama proceeded. At approximately 0635 1776 was introduced

    18 exercises
    17 for 100 seconds each
    10 second transition between exercises
    18th exercise, burpees for “only” 76 seconds.

    It is Sunday and it is Renaissance so to the back of NOMA for Sunday mornings

    COT and naming of FNG, a board game enthusiast, …

    Welcome Monopoly who is getting ready to join his M, welcoming their 3rd blessing into this world

  • Goals and Accountability – from Rudy

    Halfway through 2023, YHC knew it was time for a re-focus on acceleration: reviewing where we are with goals we set up back on January 1st, and setting up for growth over the rest of the year. So today’s Q would focus on Goals and Accountability.

    And even better – Spaulding stepped up for his VQ. Way to accelerate, Spaulding!

    YHC started with a lengthy disclaimer. Two items to present to the 13 gathered PAX:
    1. At the end of the workout, everyone would get the chance to step forward and announce their goal for the rest of the year. Say it out loud, own it, and trust the PAX to hold you accountable to achieving it.
    2. Find your Burpee Partner. We will have 8 1-minute burpee breaks during the workout. Tell your Burpee Partner how many burpees you are going to do total during these breaks. Make a commitment to doing it.

    Then mosey over towards the rocks for a quick warm up with some stretches and imperial walkers. Spaulding took center stage for a strong SSH cadence. Nicely done!

    YHC’s goal for this year is a murph. That’s gonna require a LOT of strength training. So lets get a rock and partner up. (BUT FIRST – Burpee time #1!). Dora’s stay-in-one-place cousin: 100 Merkins, Squats and BBSU, with 20 Rows as the timer. Go… Stopped for a few more burpee breaks along the way.

    Then circle up for more rock workout. Lift your rocks – then the warning: if you put your rock down, the PAX to your left will pay the price with 5 burpees. Overheads, Curls then Rows. 10, then 8, then 6. Then time for another Burpee break (#5, I believe).

    Return the rocks, and let Spaulding take over.

    Mosey to the field in from of NOMA. Beach Volleyball – count to 21 for a winning score. What was each count? 2 lunge steps and a squat, all in cadence. Rudy thought that sounded easy. Rudy was Rong.

    Mosey to the baby foundry (stopping for more burpees). Spaulding tells the PAX about the correlation between grip strength and longevity – so in the interest in helping all of us, he’ll have us do rounds of 1 minute dead hangs. Most PAX appear to be on track for longer lifetimes than YHC….

    Mosey to Tool Wall for some calf raises. Then we need to head for home. Back at the Great Lawn for the final round of burpees, then head to the flag for what would promise to be a lengthy COT.

    All PAX hit their burpee goals. Nicely done! Good thing – because if you came up short, your Burpee Partner would pay the price by making up the difference. Then during the COT all of the PAX called out their goals. Several joined YHC in committing to a Murph. Lots of weight goals. Cheeto going to do his first Marathon (in absentia – Mayhem committed to a Half-Marathon). All of the goals will be in Slack, and all PAX are invited to hold us accountable and join in the fun.

    Thanks to all of the PAX who have helped me grow by encouragement and accountability over the years.

  • Not A Licensed Professional – from Pool Boy

    Started off with a Geaux Tigers and that I am not a licensed professional.

    Some headed to KnOT while the rest moseyed to rock pile.

    WARMUP
    SSH
    Squats
    Imperial Walkers
    Arm circles
    5 burpees
    Peter parkers
    Parker Peters
    Grass Grabbers

    THE THANG
    Grab a rock and head to football field
    With the rock, we did 60 calf raises, 50 squats, 40 lunges, 30 overhead press, 20 bench press and 10 manmakers with each exercise followed by 400 meter run.
    After rock workout, we finished with LBC’s, flutter kicks, Dying cockroaches, penguins and a 2 minute plank. Head back to rock pile and run to the COT.

    Countoff, Namerama and closed with prayer. Great Way to start off Friday guys!

  • Tuesday Trifecta – from Bolt

    Three options for the pax: Pai Gow sprinting, Scantron KnOT, Bolt S&M