F3 New Orleans

Tag: Mayhem

  • You have to CRAWL before you can LUNGE – from Mayhem

    Conditions: 80 deg F with feels like temp of 84 deg F due to the 90% RH = perfect summer morning for a beatdown

    Anxious to kick off the day, YHC arrived at 5:15am. Quick check on the field to make sure it was not too sloppy. By 5:30am we had a total of 11 including an FNG c/o Bolt. By 5:33am we had a dirty dozen as Triple joined us on Triple time.

    Mosey to midfield for warmups: AV, GG, PPP, Crab Cakes, Tie Fighters, smurf jacks

    Bear CRAWL 50 yards to end of the field
    Mosey to the rock pile, grab a rock that you can do a bunch of thrusters with

    Mosey with rock to the parking lot

    A form of 11s OYO
    10 burpees, 1 thruster, lunge walk to next tree with rock
    9 burpees, 2 thrusters, lunge walk to next tree with rock
    10 stops covered 100 yards
    Felt the burn halfway through
    Then 200 yard jog (back to start, back to finish)

    Core Dora, partner up
    One PAX exercises, other PAX grabs any rock and travels about 60 yards and back
    100 big boys
    200 V-ups (later modified)
    300 LBCs (almost finished)

    Grab a rock, two single file lines, indian “run” (more of a mosey)
    Our lines were about as straight as when we all learned it in preschool

    Back to COT, a few sprinted, all were gassed

    Counterama, Namerama, Name the FNG, Announcements, Intentions, prayed it out

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead! It was a good one!

    Welcome Kingfish to the F3 brotherhood!
    Shout out to Squints for his first ever post at Pontiff!
    Shout out to Pinewood who came from the West Bank and has an 8:00am final exam today… good luck!

  • First Q With No Hate! – a Beatdown for the Ages – from Charmin

    Birthday Q

    19 x SSH (2 count)
    10 x Grass Grabbers
    10 x Slow Vagodas

    Arm Circles x30
    Forward
    Backward
    Seal Claps
    Overhead Claps
    Chinooks
    MNC’s

    Mosey to the Coupons

    The Thang

    “Ages”

    11’s but instead of 11 it’s the individual pax’s age.

    Each round decrease first exercise by 5 & increase the second excercise by 5. So for YHC my first round is 29 & 1, second round is 24 & 6, etc.

    50 & over can decrease by 10’s.

    Bottom exercise is bench press with coupons.

    Top exercise is squats

    Firing line – 94 Calf Raises.

    Ring of Fire Thrusters (x10)
    Resting is plank with coupon
    Give YHC some advice when done.

    Put up Coupons and mosey to pad

    Penguins x 19
    Protractors
    Freddie Mercury’s
    Box cutters
    Appreciators

    YHC is so appreciative of the role that F3 has been in my life for just over 2 years now. It has helped me grow, not just physically, but mentally and as a leader. YCH cannot express the value that has been added to my life through this group of men who get up early and workout. It was a pleasure toto kick off the third decade leading the Pax through a beatdown for the Ages.

  • A VQ to remember, a sacrifice was required – from SamBreaux

    4 men gathered on Independence Day-eve to witness my VQ. Little did we know it was a going away party for my wedding ring. RIP

    Disclaimer and mosey to the football field

    Warmup: SSH, windmills, grass grabbers, arm circles, self love, low slow squats

    Grab a rock and regroup at the north endzone where he honored US Marine Capt. Garrett Lawton, killed by an IED in August of 2008 while serving our country in Afghanistan.

    North endzone (with rock): 20 curls, 20 chest presses
    Sprint 100 yards
    South endzone: 20 air squats, 20 merkins
    Sprint back

    x5 for 100 reps of each exercise and 1,000 yards

    Bonus work:
    Overhead press x 10
    Rows x 10
    Mountain climbers x 10

    Return to rock pile

    6MOM: Flutter kicks, dolly, LBCs, freddie mercurys, dying cockroach, wife pleasers, leg lifts

    Mosey back to flag

    Count-o-rama
    Name-o-rama
    Announcements
    Intentions
    Prayer
    UGSFSR (Unsuccessful group search for Sambreaux’s ring)

  • Charmin’s Last Q (As a 29 Year Old) – from Charmin

    For once, there were more ruckers than runners, and no KnOTers.

    That being said, we kicked of the beat down with a count off of 9, then Ruckers rucked, and Runners ran, meeting at the exit of the park.

    While paces varied, good fellowship and conversation was had by all; all that is except Bolt who was running a 10 minute mile with his ruck, and then would knock out 100 burpees in 6 minutes while he waited for those of us who were closer to a 16 minute mile.

    This beatdown was a great one to have as YHC’s last Q as a 29 year old. Everyone came, pushed themselves, and we were able to get a great and sweaty beatdown in in 45 minutes (thanks to the humidity).

    This past year has been one of growth for YHC, and F3 played no small part in that. While the “hate” will (hopefully) go away, the love of the men of F3 will continue to carry on.

  • S&M…&R – from Bolt

    Three stretched, three ran and all six were accountable.

  • The Laredo Redux – from Fracsac

    The Site Q at El Diablo has set the precedence to have a hero WOD to honor those who have paid the ultimate price. After a brief disclaimer and a warmup, YHC complied with the following:

     6 rounds for time
    24 air squats
    24 push-ups
    24 walking lunges
    400m run
    With about 10 minutes remaining, move to the parking lot for burpee broad jumps and some Mary.

    COT

    NMM

    The Laredo

    While serving in Afghanistan, Army Staff Sgt. Edwardo Loredo died on June 24, 2010, when insurgents attacked with an IED. Loredo previously served in Iraq. Hence the 6/24.

    The pax crushed it with time left over. They had the choice of bear crawl between burpees or burpee broad jumps. Roughly about 15 or so completed.

    Unbeknownst to YHC, this WOD was completed a few weeks ago. We honored this fallen warrior twice.

    SYITG

  • Better Late Than Never – from Architect

    Pardon my tardiness and misdescription…Q led PAX through various warm-up movements, of which I have no idea. “7 Minutes of Heaven”, core edition, was commenced. PAX then grabbed rocks, circled up with Q on football field. Q assigned each PAX ONE movement (crucial detail) to be performed. After 20 reps, PAX moved left and performed their neighbors movement. After 20 reps the routine repeated. After 3 transitions, PAX began forgetting what their ONE movement was. Confusion ensued and after 1 complete round PAX were left perplexed as to what movement they should be doing.

    Relay races were next. 2 PAX, one rock, 30 yards, merkins and squats without letting rock touch the ground and both PAX must be touching rock at all times.

    COT – FNG Named, Beaker!

  • Modified Murph – from Thumb War

    Warmup:

    SSH
    Low slow squats
    Grass grabbers
    Arm circles F & B
    Seal claps
    MNC
    Peter Parkers
    Mountain climbers

    Original plan was to run 2 laps around the track, but since the gate was locked we moseyed the outer path the long route to the new playground equipment.

    There we partnered up for a half Murphy and modified some.

    Collectively in total with your partner:

    50 pull ups
    100 push ups
    150 Air squats
    200 LBC’s

    Rules were that you could give your partner a spot for pull ups, but during the other exercises, you had to be either planking or super manning while the other worked.

    This went quicker than I expected so we added a round of Bench dips IC.

    We then concluded the Murph with a run to the rock pile where each person got a rock for the following:

    2 rounds –

    1st round:
    20 Curls
    20 Thrusters
    20 Rows

    2nd round:
    10 Curls
    10 Thrusters
    10 Rows

    We add got on our sixes for presses with our rocks until I was told we were approaching 6:15 so we wrapped up and got back to the flag for COT.

    Enjoyed leading as I continue to be more consistent and accurate with my counts. Thanks Mr. Rodgers for asking me to lead and thanks for encouraging the fallen warrior inspired workouts.

    Shocker. I’m I had some music critics in the Pax. Bogey called a skip for penalty burpees. Hopefully Mahatma has learned more about New Orleans’ own Grammy award winning Jon Batiste.

  • Pain and Self-Loathing in New Orleans – from Bolt

    Checking the Q sheet at 9:00pm YHC expected to decide whether to post or not based on the name and seeing none, my fate was sealed—there would b no fartsack Friday for the Q is now I. Filed with self-loathing for myriad reasons, that would guide our plight in the gloom so off to bed I went. Pre-Q jitters must’ve had me tossing during the wee hours as thoughts of bear crawls, rocks, 11s and burpees swirled prior to the alarm.
    Warmorama varied slightly to account for YHC’s very tight everything (opening song of course did NOT vary—Frac was pleased): Abe SLOWgodas, IW, Tie Fighters, Seal claps, OH claps, PP/PP, SSH Head to playground for Morning Calls and mosey to rock pile for a rock that pax would carry to the hill.

    The Thang: 11s it is (despite Frac and Boo Boo NOT hearing the intro) with OHP on backside of hill followed by bear crawl up to top/mosey down to trackside for LSS/Crab Can Cans (dropping into crab walk position after LSS in order to kick each leg up like a Can can dancer—Fast Tax shoulda been here!) followed by mosey to top of hill for 5 8-count BB and down the hill to start the next round. Break Down had been doing 10 reps of OHP each round, having forgotten how 11s work; welcome back Kotter.

    Mahatma Mayhem and the usual studs took up Mary as the mere mortals tried to finish up before heading back to rock pile at 6:12. Back at flag past 6:15; apologies pax—will drop Morning Calls next time (or move to the end). There was only one song skip and very little mumble chatter during the Thang so it must’ve been sufficient . COT, gratitude for the pax.