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Tag: The Gipper

  • Changing Directions

    Very gloomy Gloom at The Gipper this morning, but that didn’t stop the veteran PAX who took their red pills and showed up ready to make themselves better. In fact, most of the PAX, at least those tuned into this month’s ISI challenge, participated in a little foreplay by putting in a mile run before the beat down. The mumble chatter emanating from the Southshore about the Krazy Ivan seems to have galvanized the Northshore PAX in defense of the Freedom Hammer.

    Change of pace with our warmup this morning, using the simulated train platform at the trailhead for a dynamic warmup of skips, lunges, shuffles, carioca, freestyle, backstroke, ascending strides, and backpedals.

    Mosey to the front of the Justice Center for a passing game. We counted off and then bounce passed a tennis ball to one another in order while moving constantly within a square. Mastering the basics quickly, the PAX progressively added levels of difficulty, i.e. leaving the square after a pass to perform a SSH before coming back in to receive a pass, etc. YHC was impressed with the PAX’s dexterity. We seem to be getting better at these games. Or maybe just more tolerant of stupid ideas. At any rate, we dropped the ball less and consequently performed fewer penalty exercises than past attempts.

    Mosey to the side of the Justice Center for some Mary. Box cutters and then dynamic side planks, 20x IC each exercise.

    Recovery walk to back of the Justice Center for some agility drills and ramp action. First up was a 10 yard acceleration from cone to cone immediately followed by a sharp backpedal to the starting position. A couple rounds of interspersed with some Wile E Coyote, an exercise learned on a visit to Metro Charlotte consisting of a suspended “walk” laterally up a ramp by placing feet and hands on the railing. No one face planted so that was a plus.

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    Then we hit agility round 2 with an X drill…sprint diagonally to a cone, shuffle laterally to a cone, and then turn and sprint to another cone. Mixed bear crawls up the Justice Center ramp with this one.

    Mosey back to the trailhead for two quick rounds of dot drills, essentially two foot hops in a diagonal and lateral pattern. Then another round of Mary with box cutters, Jane Fonda circles, alternating Supermans, and long flutter kicks, all IC 20x.

    Countorama, nameorama and Shooter prayed us out. Thanks for showing up men and thanks for letting me lead.

  • Like Finding Candy Corn in My Advent Calendar…..

    …. as I was totally confused, by the crowd that posted at the Gipper this morning. New faces, and faces I have not seen in awhile. Then some regulars missing.

    Here is how it went:

    Disclaimer

    Warmup; All 20xIC, side straddle hops, good mornings, high knees, arm circles, seal jacks, arm circles, imperial walkers, mummy kicks, hill-billys, toe touches

    Over to the rock pile: grab a rock ( or giant boulder if your name is Butt Splice or Shooter) for; rows, overhead presses, curls, forward presses, elfs on the shelfs.

    Over to the Taj-Mahal parking lot for a ladder shuffles, forward, reverse and both laterals,

    To the front of the Taj-Mahal for a merkin ring-of fire.

    Mosey to the Justice Center parking garage for backwards lunge walks and sprints up the ramps. once on top did a few one minute exercises followed by run-arounds.

    No Mary today, as we went overtime

    Butt Splice prays us out

    Thanks for letting me lead today. I had a ribald good time.

  • FNG: Out of Work Hair Dresser

    As YHC pulled up to the Wednesday rendevieu point for “we south of I-12” a familiar looking vehicle simultaneously pulled in a few spots away.Taking the gamble that I wasn’t about to make a fool of myself, I jumped out pointing and waiving my hands. Sure enough, Steve had returned on a more permenant basis to reclaim his moniker of Out of Work Hair Dresser! Shooter pulled up and we were on our way to meet up with the Wednesday warriors of The Gipper.

    The frosty gloom was ripe for a proper beat down, and QIC was ,indeed, hoping not to disappoint.

    WARM O RAMA

    Toes Touches x20

    Cherry Pickers x 15

    Imperial Walkers x10

    Fire Hydrants Rx10 Lx10

    Scorpion Kicks x10

    THANG

    Gathered at Clock Tower, PAX did_____ while each individual did _______…..

    R1 Hi Knees, 50%/100% sprints

    R2 Butt Kicks, Side Shuffle

    Mosied to court house for Irky Dirks: OYO Irkin up each step, Dirkin down each step

    Mosied to parking lot outside parking garage; suicides to each parking space line

    Mosied up the parking garage ramps and down the steps  and over the front of court house for some Freak Nasties, Box Jumps, Irkins, and Step Ups

    Indian Run back to clock tower to continue…

    R3 Squats, Backward/forward sprint

    R4 SSH, Bunny Hops

    COT – Out Of Work Hair Dresser prayed us out

    Many thanks to the brave souls showed up and stuck it out even when they discovered it was Bushwacker they would be following. APPRECIATION

  • What’s My Name?!?!

    This back blast is going to be short and sweet since I am off to train for the Nightmare Before Christmas beatdown 12/16 at the lakefront! 

    It was a little cold so we just started with 50 SSH in cadence to warm everyone up. We followed that with some windmills and merkins.

    Today’s beatdown was a little something I have been doing at the house where you have a list of exercises correlating with the ABC’s. Every letter has an exercise (like 10 burpees, 16 jump squats, or hello dolly’s for example.) During the course of the workout the PAX would shout “What’s my name”? We would spell out their name and do the exercises for each letter. 

    With all of the people at the beatdown, we had to shorten some people’s names in order to get through it. We had the most fun I think spelling out “Ben”.

    One other addition was when all the PAX did a wall squat and we passed a 30-lb plate down the line. Once it was at the end the person at the end took the weight up and down the Taj Mahal staircase and back to the front of the line to start the process again.

    We rallied back at the flag for the last name (Ringo) and Bushwacker closed us out.

    Thanks for letting me lead. Every day we get a little stronger, and that’s because we push each other so well.

    Have a great weekend!

  • What does everyone want after Thanksgiving?

    …Why a little more Pi of course

    conditions: upper 30s, mostly clear sky, wind calm, magnetic declination; -1.05 degrees

    disclaimer: I’m not a…..

    warm-up: side straddle hops 20xIC, good-mornings 20xIC, arm circles

    mosey to the top deck of the Justice Center annex parking garage

    using Pi out to one hundred decimal places as a template for our event:

    3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679

    for each set of 10 digits we did an exercises for each number in the set, then ran a lap around the deck for example:

    1st set:1 burpee,4 lunges,1 imperial walker,5 merkins,9 plankjacks,2 squats,6 rows,5 iron crosses,3 situps, 5 crunches

    run a lap

    2nd set:8 burpees,9 lunges,7 imperial walker,9 merkins,3 plankjacks,2 squats,3 rows,8 iron crosses,4 situps, 6 crunches

    run a lap

    …etc

    EXERCISES DONE: 43 burpees, 61 lunges, 27 imperial walkers, 54 merkins, 48 plank jacks, 45 squats, 36 rows, 61 iron crosses, 50 sit-ups, 52 crunches, 10 laps of running

    TOTALS: 477 exercise movements, and a mile or so of running

    Coconuts does the 10 count, and graciously pauses to add a few decimal places to the number “3”, (nice touch I must say)

     

    Indian run back to the flag

    Bushwacker (just-be-cuz) prays us out.

    Thanks guys. Fun as always.

     

     

  • Pre thang before Turkey day!

    The Gipper produced multiple members of the forty one club on this Gloom. With Turkey day fast approaching the Q wanted to make sure the PAX burned some unwanted calories in preparation for the gobbling of feast to be consumed in future days to come.. With many regulars out of town the Gipper still produced 5 PAX with Jose and the HAMMER making holiday week guest appearances on this brisk morning..  Arriving right on time after the gauntlet of 🚦🚥 YHC planted the flag and jumped into the warmup..

    20IC SSH

    20IC Hill Billies

    10 IC Good Mornings

    20 IC Windmills

    20 IC Toe Touches

    20 IC Butt kicks

    Moseyed to the old school house for a round of plank holds with ascending Merkins around the circle as each PAX bear crawled to and fro the flag pole to 5 and backdown. Picked up or things and moseyed to the parking garage. From the bottom we dropped for 5 Burpees back pedaling halfway up turning and sprinting to the next level and completed 10 Squats. R/R 3x to the top. Recovery walked down to the middle for cycles of 5 pull-ups at each end 4x using the rafters with Carioca, back pedaling and finishing with an all out sprint for the heart rate.. Moseyed to the south side of the court house for the finale. Broke into two groups for The W.A.S.H  series of 50 Wekins, 100 American Hammers, 150 Step ups and 200 Hip thrusts. Partners kept count as other partner Moseyed up the justice center steps with the completion of a Burpee at the top and returning to pickup the count. Moseyed back to the flag for the assist with the tables..

    Maverick started off the count with all the rest of the 41s  calling out and the senior of this day being our  elder Hammer with the sound of 43 and the reflection of actually being born before Star Wars…

    Much appreciation to the F3 brothers for posting on this holiday week as the Q prayed us out into our day..

    Thanks for the lead

    👍🏻👊🏻💪🏻✌🏻 Till the next Gloom!!

  • Doracidal Tendencies

    The day to tackle the one remaining AO I had never Q’d was upon me. QIC felt the strong  need to conquer The Gipper in a most unforgettable manner, though only the astoundingly hardcore Wednesday PAX could tell you whether or not my mission was indeed accomplished. I consider it a show of respect to my fellow F3 warriors to come with an overstuffed beatdown itinerary. Such was the case on this gloom, and I was so excited about my bag O tricks that, upon Grundy’s traditional 11th hour arrival, we began in earnest.

    WARM UP (Not Warm at All)

    Toes Touches 10x IC

    Arm Circles -> x10

    <- x10

    Cherry Pickers x10

    Hi Knees x10

    Scorpion Kicks x10

    THIS HERE THANG

    Towels were kindly distributed to the PAX in consideration of posterior comfort, as we mosied to the parking garage. Up the 1st ramp we ran backwards for the 1st half and forwards for the 2nd half. On the 2nd level we partnered up for Doracides! (the next level of Dora 1,2,3) P1 runs a 3 point suicide, doing 1, 2, and 3 burpees at each respective point. Meanwhile, P2 is working on a cumulative 100 LBCs, 200 Putins, 300 Freddy Flutters, and 400 Crunchy Frogs. Ok, QIC will be the first to admit that there was a risk of catching several murder charges, assuming I myself survived such shenanigans. In truth, though, the selection of core exercises was a great mix, but would be most appropriately be performed in the opposite order than was precribed on this day.

    After a double (or was it triple) 10 count, the PAX overtook the next ramp by skipping up the 1st half, running up the 2nd half, and, without stopping, mosying down the stairs and to the steps in BACK of the court house. Running woefully short on time, we did some mercifully abbreviated Irky Drks (a Bushwacker exercise still in the test phase), which consisted of a incline merkin on the bottom step, then next step, then next, before heading back down with decline merkins on each step.

    The mosey continues back to the trailhead for a quick round of 1 minute yoga, which consisted of table top, right balanced table top, left balanced table top, cat/cow, and child’s pose.

    COT

    Einstein (aka Cuz) prayed us out as we each embarked upon a new day and a new adventure!

    Thanks, brothers, for following my lead without giving in to the overwhelming urge to mutiny, and for being a source of inspiration in my universe.

  • Just Another Training Day at The Gipper

    This morning at The Gipper felt like just another training day back in the high school basketball, soccer or (fill in the blank) days.  After a preliminary warmup of Imperial Walkers, Toe Touches, and Windmills, all 20x IC, the PAX departed the trailhead and continued our warmup on the way to the front of the Justice Center.  We ran, skipped, shuffled, backpedaled and even threw in some Lt Dan’s on the way.

    YHC threw down some cones upon arrival, and it was time for agility drills.  Three times through for each drill.  Sprints/shuffles, sprint/carioca, backpedal shuffle, crossover runs, diagonal sprints, accelerate/sprint/decelerate/sprint, and then accelerate/sprint/decelerate to dead stop drills were the order of the day.  Then YHC threw in his favorite for the agility finale, the box drill.  Grundy promptly stole YHC’s thunder, expropriating a great misdirection joke for his own comedic benefit.  Then Einstein jumped in to generate more laughs.  YHC would do well to remember Grundy’s basketball credentials and Einstein’s uncanny ability to make a good joke even better when planning a surprise for future agility beatdowns.

    Soccer run back to the trailhead with headers and 3 step accelerations sprinkled generously into the mosey.

    3 minutes of Mary back at the trailhead to close things out with T Merkins (20x IC), hip ups (10x IC each side) and straight legged jackknives (10x IC each side).

    Countorama, nameorama and then Coconuts prayed us out.

    Thanks for indulging my old school nostalgia, guys, and thanks for letting me lead. Hope you all got your money’s worth this morning in the Gloom.

  • To be a Millennial in the F3 nation!!!

    Q searched the list of exercises and found what would prove to be a test of many measurables on this mid 60 Gloom. Arrived to the Gipper on time after catching all but 1 Red light along the way from Mandeville. Man that’s enough to get this guys heart rate up without any physical activity.. Luckily still arrived on time at my favorite AO here on the Northshore..

    Warmarama
    10IC Good mornings
    15IC Toe Touches
    20IC SSH
    25IC Mummy kicks
    10IC Windmills

    Beatdown simple explanation!

    The Millennial (rep count totaling 2000 including the 10 yard runs between)

    Moseyed to the Justice center parking garage for an explanation to the PAX. Exercises chosen for the 100 counts were Merkins, Squats, Mountain climbers, Shoulder taps, Alternating leg lunges, Imperial walkers, Hand release Merkins (modified), LBCs, Flutter kicks and last but not least Burpees..
    All series except the Burpees was the first man to reach a 100.. Einstein proved to be the beast of the Merkins. With Turbo and Coconuts taking turns on the MC and shoulder taps.. Moby proved his grit on the Hand release Merkins and Maverick proved best on the Squats. Barely Legal and the Q were just happy to hear the sound of another yell out 100. For the last series of Burpees the Q allowed each PAX to count a set of 15 with Einstein finishing with the last 10.. Once done we took our last sprint of 100 yards with Moby bolting out across the third floor like a Zebra in the safari running from a starving lion.. Great job Moby!! 3 mins to spare we journeyed back to the flag for count off, announcements and COT..

    Thanks to Barely Legal for praying us out!!

    Appreciate the lead gentleman and welcome to The Millennial!!

    Although my doubts still linger as to if my children being Millennials would have worked that hard this Gloom!!

    Great work men!!

    👍🏻💪🏻👊🏻✌🏻

  • NO ! you enter the title here

    Seven Pax posted at the Gipper on this somewhat fall-ish Wednesday

    holy crap there’s Steve back from Hollywood

    …here is how it went

    Short disclaimer …

    warm-up
    table shuffle: this exercise is where we grab folding tables out of a city pickup truck, and scatter them all over the place
    then…mostly 20xIC: toe touches, side straddle hops, good mornings, seal jacks, windmills, high knees, arm circles, smurf jacks(helium audio count by Grundy(nice touch)), imperial walkers, butt kicks

    mosey to the front of the Taj-Mahal

    circle up on the outside ring of the flag pole court for plank-o-memorial

    round one: with all holding plank, one pax at a time, bearcrawls in toward the flagpole, reads aloud a memorial brick, picks out a number in the date, and the group does that many merkins, pax bearcrawls back to his starting position, repeat all around each taking a turn
    round two: same as round one except replace merkin with a mule kick

    mosey to the St.Tammany Parish Courthouse parking garage

    lunge walk backwards half way up the ramp into garage, turn and sprint the rest of the way, repeat up to top level

    once at the top level we do four sets of: a one minute exercise, followed by a run down the ramp, then up the stairs, exit to the upper ramp and head back to the starting position
    set one: one minute of squats with kick to the front
    set two: one minute of squats with kick to the right and left
    set three: one minute of flying burpees (burpee with 180 rotation on the jump up part)
    set four: one minute of snatch and grab; jump forward, pick up imaginary whatever, jump backward, pick up imaginary whatever

    sleep deprived Indian run back to the Gipper statue

    time expires

    count-o-rama, Cousin BushWacker leads us out with a prayer

    It’s always fun! Those who were not there… missed it.