F3 New Orleans

Tag: Thighs

  • Leave No Man Behind

    Pre-Thang

    The night before, YHC attended Martini Madness and had to behave himself by not indulging in every kind of vodka available.  Thank goodness that event ended at 11 p.m.  YHC woke up at 5:00 a.m. because he was excited to Q his first Mothership.  YHC got to the AO early around 6:10 am. and saw FracSac jump roping for the Sept. ISI Challenge.  He was at it!!!  YHC greeted him with a good morning and went off to set up some cones at the Great Lawn.  At 6:30, YHC gave his standard disclaimer and off the 15 PAX.

     

    Warm-ups

    Moseyed to the Great Lawn and did the following in cadence:

    SSH x 20

    Forward Arm Circles x 10

    Backward Arm Circles x 10

    Hill Billies x 20

    MC x 20

    After the warm-ups, Tool and Da Parish went off to the Grandmothership with a low impact workout while the remaining PAX partnered up for the first exercise at the Great Lawn.  For the rest of the day, the PAX would have the same partner.  Some mumble chatter from Rudy about having Cowbell as a workout partner.

     

    Great Lawn

    Lined up at the first cone – 5 LBCs.  Get to the second cone – 10 LBCs….  increment of 5 to the sixth cone with 30 LBCs.  But how did the PAX get from one cone to the next???… wheelbarrow your partner and flap jack at each cone so each PAX got an equal opportunity to get his hands dirty.  Total LBCs = 105.  Then moseyed to the Fountain in front of NOMA with your partner.  Planked and waited until the last team arrived.

     

    The Fountain

    Paired up the teams to form a team of 4.  For the remainder of the day, these were the teams:

    Team A – Rudy, Cowbell, El Guapo, Two Yutes

    Team B – Medulla, Moist, Heisenberg, FraSac

    Team C – Outbreak, Thighs, Calliope, Out for Justice

    As a team – performed 200 box jumps. But only one PAX can do the rep count while the remaining 3 PAX were doing the shoulder taps with your fists (called the King Kong).  A lot of mumble chatter after this as you can see later in this back blast.  After 200 box jumps, the teams had to perform 300 dips.  Once again, only one PAX can do the dips while the remaining 3 were doing air squats (YHC heard few PAX saying this must be Kong Squats).  Once 300 dips were completed as a team, Indian ran (YHC heard a PAX calling this a Kong Run by hitting your chest with your fists while Indian Running) to the main entrance of the park.  Planked and waited until the last team arrived.  YHC believes there will be a list of new lexicons coming soon with a Kong theme.

     

    Main Entrance

    As a team – performed 300 merkins.  Only one PAX can do the rep count while the remaining 3 PAX were standing in Al Gore position.  Once completed, the team BLIMPS through the median.  Starting at the first light post with 5 burpees.  Ran to the second light post with 10 lunges each leg.  Ran to the 3rd post with 15 imperial walkers each leg…. to the fourth post – 20 merkins…..to fifth post – 25 plank jacks…. to the sixth light post with 30 squats.  Then Indian ran to Baby Foundry.  Planked and waited until the last team arrived.

     

    Baby Foundry 

    Pull-ups exercises – one pax would do 10 pull-ups, one pax was the spotter, 2 remaining pax were performing patty cakes.  Rotate until each PAX within the group finished with 10 pull-ups.  Then rinse and repeat.  So each PAX ended with 20 pull-ups.  Combined all teams and Indian Ran back to the Great Lawn to meet back up with Tool and Da Parish to finish the day with a round of Mary.

     

    Round of Mary

    Flutter Kicks  x 20 IC

    Dying Cockroach x 20 IC

    Hello Dollys  x 20 IC

    American Hammers x 20 IC

    The PAX moseyed back to the flag for the COT at 7:30 a.m.

     

    COT

    Count-O-Rama 15PAX, Name-O-Rama, announcements, intentions.  One thing I love about F3 is the comradery.  The purpose of today’s workout is to stay as a group.  Leave no man behind mentality.  Work as a team.  Thank You all again for the opportunity to lead.  SYITG

    King Kong

  • Westbank Circuit Course

    Westbank Circuit Course

    As the clock struck 5 AM, 4 PAX gathered at the flag with one FNG.  This was my first Q, so I was nervous.  I wasn’t nervous for the specific leading part, but nervous about ensuring the right balance of intensity to the workout.  If we were getting up at around 4:30am for a 5am start time, I wanted to make sure that it was worth losing some sleep.  I didn’t want it to be so easy that it felt like a waste, nor so intense that it crushed our fledgling Westbank group.

    So, I decided on a circuit course around Mel Ott Park.  And wouldn’t you know, after we welcomed everyone and mosey-ed on out to our warm-up exercise, everyone proclaimed as they shuffled that they hated running and that if this workout contained running it would ruin their experience.  Great!  What I feared would happen was about to happen.  I planned a circuit course that required running.  Well, being a new Q, I didn’t have anything else prepared, so I warned them that running would be involved and to stay motivated.  Here goes:

    WarmUp 

    Windmills – 7
    DaisyPickers – 7
    Sprinklers – 7
    Hillbillies – 7
    Sun gods – 10 each direction
    Side Straddle Hop – 10
    Peter Parker – 10
    Parker Peter – 10
    Mountain Climbers – 10
    Merkins – 10

    Workout

    Circuit Course with stations (individual effort)
    Each lap = # of Reps
    1 lap = 1/3 Mile
    Station 1:  Step Ups/Box Jumps – each leg
    Station 2: Tricep Dips
    Station 3: Burpee
    Station 4: Flutter Kicks – cadence count
    Station 5: Bobby Hurley

    Each PAX did between 6 – 8 laps.

    MoM

    Cadence Count
    20 – Flutterkicks
    15 – Hello Dollies
    10 – Leg Lifts
    1 min plank

    Count-off, Name-arama, and Welcome of our new FNG – T-Squared – He is an architect from Gretna.

    At the end, we all had a good time.  Everyone was in good spirits.  The workout was challenging, but wasn’t a total disaster as I feared.  I learned a lot and am ready to participate and grow the F3 Westbank krewe.

     

  • Presidential Fitness Test

    WHISTLE*  Gather up Gentlemen!  My name is Coach Da Parish and I will be your F3 Physical Education Instructor this morning.   I expect everyone to work hard enough to exceed their own expectations while maintaining your own physical health.   Feel free to modify on your own.  WHISTLE*  Mosey with me!

    W/U

    • SSH X 25
    • AV X 25
    • HB x 25
    • SG X 10 (Each arm)
    • MC X 25

    Mosey to the Foundry – Our great President, Ronald Regan, along with the Predetor himself, Arnold Schwartzenegger, care enough about you to demand physical excellence.  Now, why is this test important?  America needs warriors to fight the evil of communism.  Today that battle begins with basic exercises; the Shuttle Run, the Little Baby Crunch, the Pull Up, and the Merkin followed by the Mile Run.  You will have 1 minute to complete as many reps as possible.

    The Thang

    • 1 min AMRAP
      • Shuttle Run
      • LBCs
      • Pull Ups
      • Merkins
    • Baton Death March around the parade ground track

    Now that our physical test has been completed, please form a line in order of completed pull ups.   Ever other man shall be your team mate for a game of Ultimate Frisbee.  Each time a team turns over the disc, they shall be penalized with 2 burpees.   Should you allow the other team to score, you shall be penalized with 5 Eight count body builders.  (The final score of the game would be 9-1; shirts defeating the skins).

    WHISTLE* Mosey back to the flag for Counterama, Namearama, Annoucements, and COT.  Welcome Earmuffs (FNG) and Tiny Dancer (F3 Nashville).

    Gentlemen, it’s been an honor to lead you!

    Coach Da Parish

     

    Mole Skin – Here’s the benchmarks for the Presidential Fitness Award.

    http://www.vcs.net/uploaded/athletics/Presidential_Testing_Standards.html?1442249271749

  • Have Bricks will Travel

    After much Mumble chatter it was determined that the Westbank AO would probably be better served on Thursdays instead of Wednesdays.  YHC had  committed to Moist that ” if he built it I would come” to Q.  So I lived up to my commitment and made my way to the W-ank  for the extra dark and early beatdown.  Having picked up the blocks from Audubon to do the Iron Pax challenge at the Mothership last weekend they were still riding around in the back of my truck, so I thought we would put them to good use this morning.  As the clock struck 5 AM, 5 PAX gathered at the flag with one FNG.  The usual introduction and disclaimer was given and off we went. Quick mosey to the other side of the baseball field for the warm up.

    Warm Up

    All in cadence:  20 SSH, 20 Hillbillies, 20 Fwd Arm Circles, 20 Rev Arm Circles, 20 Mountain Climbers

    Line Up for an Indian Run back to Park,  with this  small Pax, every person went to front twice, at least.

    Westbankers, don’t say I never brought you anything, cause I had “presents” for  everyone.  Grab your block and Mosey to the park.

     

    Thang 1  –  Dora 1,2,3 with Blocks

    Partnered up for a little Dora – combined reps of:

    100 Squat Thruster

    200 Curls for the Gurls

    300 Chest Presses.

    PAX 1, ran the meandering track that goes around the playground, while PAX 2 reps out exercise till PAX 1 returned, flapjack and continue rep count.

     

    Thang 2 – 11’s with Blocks

    We placed our Blocks on the center line of our designated bordered by 2 trees approximately 30 yds. apart.

    On one side the exercise was lunges(2 =1)  – Starting with 10 reps – on the other side the exercise was Bobby Hurley’s starting with 1 rep.

    Perform the exercise, run across to perform the other  exercise, decrease lunges by 1 rep and increase Bobbby Hurly’s  by one rep, after each round till you get to 1 lung and 10 BH’s.  With the blocks lined up in the middle, every time you approached your block from the lunge side, 11 Bent Over Rows and when approaching your block from the Bobby Hurly’s side, 11 Goblet Squats.

    YHC had one more Thang planned but time was tight and 5:45 came quicker than anticipated.  So we wrapped up our last rounds and moseyed back to the flag.

    COT, Count-Off, Name-O-Rama, Thanks to Beiber for EH’ing our new FNG – Wreck-it Ralph, He’s 28(HATE) and likes to play video games.

    Announcements, Intentions were offered up, Sweaty Ball of Man, and closing prayer  for our intentions especially for safe travels and good luck to our brothers travelling to North Carolina for the Blue Ridge Relay.

    This AO is really building up a head of steam.  It seemed like everyone of the PAX said they had talked to or had someone in mind to EH.  I believe I have EH’d another HNJ dad, that should come out next week, as well.   Thighs volunteered to have his VQ next week at his new home AO and I passed on the flag for him to hold till next week.   Founding member Moist was out of town this week and will be having Surgery coming up and will likely miss the next 2 weeks.  Keep him in your thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery and let’s keep this thing building up until he returns.

    SYITG!